Hillbilly In the City

A hillbilly woman takes a bus trip north to visit her sister in the big city. While waiting for her sister to pick her up, she asks a group of women sitting near her, "Where y'all from?" One of the women says, "Were from someplace where we don't end our sentences in prepositions."

"O.K.," responds the hillbilly. "Where y'all from, bitch?"