The Street Corner

Bill and his wife, Sherry, decided that they were running short on money and needed pocket change. After talking it over, they decided that the Sherry would become a prostitute and see how rewarding the business was.

Bill told Sherry to stand on the street corner outside of a bar and when someone came by, to come around the building and ask him what to do.

After a while, a man in a red Mercedes pulled up to Sherry and asked her to get in.

"How much for everything?" he asked.

Sherry told the man to hold on and she got out of the car and ran to Bill.

"How much is everything?" she asked Bill.

"One hundred dollars."

At this she ran back, got into the car and told the man, "One hundred dollars."

"What can I get for thirty dollars?" the man asked Sherry.

Sherry told the man to hold on again, and she got out of the car and ran to Bill.

"What can he get for thirty?" she asked Bill.

Bill thinks, and then says "A blowjob."

Sherry went back to the car, "A blowjob for thirty."

"I'll take one!" he said. The man unzipped his pants and pulled out the biggest penis that Sherry had ever seen. She looked at the man and again told him to wait one moment.

She bolted out of the car and ran around the corner to where Bill was waiting patiently. "Well?" he said.

After regaining her composure, she asked, "Do you have Seventy dollars I can borrow?"