What do you call a 13 year old girl from Arkansas who can run faster than her older brother?
80% of married men cheat in America.
Why are men smarter when they are having sex?
Why was P.M.S. named P.M.S.?
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
What's the West Virginian motto?
What do you call an Ethiopian walking a dog?
A virgin.
The rest cheat in Europe.
They are plugged into a brain.
Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Cause pepper spray will do that to you.
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
A vegetarian.
