A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a
lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull
was missing from the section through which the railroad
passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value
of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of
the peace in the back room of the general store.
The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the
rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The
lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher
agreed to take half of what he was asking.
After the rancher had signed the release and took the
check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little
over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate
to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in
there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was
asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train
went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one
witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"
The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young
feller, I was a little worried about winning that case
myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."