Do the slightest little things just piss you off? Are you really just an angry S.O.B., or are you a zen master? Find out just how long your fuse is in our Anger quiz:

1: Has anyone ever told you, you have a bad temper?

Not after I took the mediation seminar.

What's a crack like that supposed to mean?

2: Which would make you really angry:

Getting a speeding ticket for no reason.

Getting a speeding ticket for speeding.

3: If someone cuts you off in traffic would you:

Shrug it off.

Honk your horn and cut him off.

4: How often do you use your car horn while driving?

Rarely, I'm not from New York.

All the time, there's so many bad drivers on the road.

5: If your boss came to you at 4:50 pm and told you that you needed to work late on a project that you didn't like, would you:

Work late gladly.

Call in a bomb threat.

6: If you are in the middle of something important and you get a phone call from an annoying salesperson do you:

Listen politely to the sales pitch.

Insult the caller and hang up.

7: If someone cuts in front of you in line at the movie theater do you:

Tell them politely to move to the rear.

Show them your sawed off shotgun and ask them if they feel lucky.

8: If you failed an important test at school, would you:

Try harder on the next one.

Find the teacher's car and let the air out of the tires.

9: If a U.F.O. fell on your house and smashed it to bits would you:

Keep it to myself, internalize it.

Go on OPRAH and talk about how upset I am.

10: If your next door neighbor woke you up at 3 a.m. with his party noises, would you:

Put in earplugs.

Call the police.

Give yourself 1 point for each time you chose the second option. Use this scale to rate yourself:

0-3

Comatose

4-6

Pretty Normal - Reality

7-10

Don't apply for a postal job

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