Our mouths were filled with laughter, our tongues with songs of joy. Then it was said among the nations, "The Lord has done great things for them." Psalms 126:2
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A Sunday school teacher was
discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of the family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." |
| The preacher was wired for sound with a
lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord
as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?" |
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A Sunday school class was studying the
Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, |
| Six-year-old Angie and her
four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked
out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers." |
| At Sunday School they were
teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side....I think I'm going to have a wife." |
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A mother was preparing
pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get
the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!" |
| After the church service a
little boy told the priest, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the priest replied,"but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had." |
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| A wife invited some people to
dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you
like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?" |
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A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation,"
she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail,..." |
| SO KEEP THE SINGING DOWN,
OK? A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." |
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| FAMILY BIBLE A little boy opened the big family Bible with fascination. He looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the large pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment the young boy replied: "It's Adam's suit ! ! ! " |
| TOO ROUGH A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go
outside and play with the boys?" |
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Submitted by Carolyn Warnick
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