Here's a story: I HATE people, so why the hell would I want to make a whole page about them? I don't know either. But would you like to hear a funny story? You think all this making a website is easy and whatnot, but it fucking sucks. A lot.

Yeah, that looks all easy and crap, doesn't it? You just pretty much type. Well, look at the page, it looks like shit. It's plain and one color and nothing else.

Freakin' gay. I hate it I hate it I hate it.