What a woman says:

C'mon...This place is a mess!
You and I need to clean.
Your pants are on the floor
and you’ll have no clothes
if we don’t do laundry now!

What a man hears:

C’MON....blah, blah, blah
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!


C`mon you and i both know its true,who you kidding?i mean thats what we all hear..........well.... not me anyway but you know what i mean.