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Here are some more mixed up Christmas titles:

   1. Approach, Everyone Who Is Steadfast
   2. Are You Experiencing Parallel Auditory Input?
   3. Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires
   4. Creator Grant You Cheerful Thoughts, Noble Sirs
   5. Delighted Days Off
   6. Ecstasy Toward The Orb
   7. Embellish The Corridors
   8. The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM-Visibility Unlimited
   9. Hail Nativity Conifer
10. Hey, Minuscule Urban Area Southwest Of Jerusalem
11. I Auditorily Perceived Clapper Containers At The Peak Of The Yuletide
Season
12. I Observed A Trio Of Vessels Returning From Yachting
13. Listen! The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize
14. A Melodic Composition Reverberates Through The Atmosphere
15. Musical Clanging Objects Composed Of A White Malleable Element
16. Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer
17. Ovine Caretakers Supervised Their Charges In The Period Past Twilight
18. The Primary Carol
19. Proceed To Broadcast This From A Much Higher Elevation
20. Quiescent Nocturnal Period
21. Removed In A Bovine Feeding Trough
22. Seraphim We Aurally Detected In The Stratosphere
23. The Slight Percussionist Lad
24. Song Of Joy From Harmonic Hollow Metallic Devices
25. What Offspring Abides Thus

Here are the real names of the titles listed above.
However,they are in alphabetical order, not in matching order.

a. Angels From The Realms Of Glory
b. Angels We Have Heard On High
c. Away In A Manger
d. Carol Of The Bells
e. Deck The Halls
f. Do You Hear What I Hear?
g. The First Noel
h. Go Tell It On The Mountain
i. God Rest You Merry, Gentleman
j. Happy Holidays
k. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
l. I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day
m. I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In
n. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
o. Joy To The World
p. The Little Drummer Boy
q. O Christmas Tree
r. O Come, All Ye Faithful
s. O Little Town Of Bethlehem
t. Silent Night
u. Silver Bells
v. There's A Song In The Air
w. We Wish You A Merry Christmas
x. What Child Is This?
y. While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night


List B

1. The Appearance Of The Annual Celebration Of The Start Of The Christian
Era Has Commenced
   2. Argentine Musical Clanging Objects
   3. Channing, Lewis, Or Lombarde In Exile
   4. The Cold Season In Alice's Area
   5. The Comradely Zoo Denizens
   6. Delaware's State Tree And A Clinging Vine
   7. During The Dark Hours When Herdsmen Attended Their Charges
   8. Endeavor To Personally Experience A Euphoric, Minuscule Yule!
   9. Father Christmas Approaches The Metropolis
10. Have You Perceived The Phenomenon That I Observed?
11. Hey Sacred Ebony Atmosphere
12. I Observed My Maternal Parent Osculating With A Corpulent Unshaven Male In
Crimson
13. I Will Return To The Place Of My Youth For The Holiday
14. I'm Fantasizing Concerning A Blanched Yuletide
15. A Meteorological Melody Is Manifest
16. My Anticipation Of This Yuletide's Acquisitions Is Nil
17. My Maternal Grandparent Was The Victim Of A Hit-And-Run Attack By A 
Member Of The Caribou Family
18. My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is Receipt Of A Pair
Of Central Incisors
19. Ornament The Enclosures With Large Sprigs Of A Berry-Bearing Evergreen
20. Please Permit Pristine Precipitation
21. Tintinnabulation Of Carillon Occupants
22. A Trio Of Non-Occidental Potentates Is Our Identity
23. Valentino, The Roseate Proboscissed Wapiti
24. Yule Of An Azure Hue
25. The Yuletide's Diurnal Dozen

Here are the real names of the titles listed above. However,
they are in alphabetical order, not in matching order.

a. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
b. Blue Christmas
c. Coventry Carol
d. Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly
e. Do You Hear What I Hear?
f. The Friendly Beasts
g. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
h. Have Yourselves A Merry Little Christmas
i. The Holly And The Ivy
j. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
k. I'll Be Home For Christmas
l. I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
m. I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas
n. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
o. Jingle Bells
p. Let It Snow
q. O Holy Night
r. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
s. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
t. Silver Bells
u. There's A Song In The Air
v. The Twelve Days Of Christmas
w. We Three Kings Of Orient Are
x. While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night
y. Winter Wonderland


List C
(new version of Obfuscated Carols)

1. Ag Glockenspiel
2. Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By A Precipitous Darling
3. It Is Becoming Evident That The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of Christ
Is Approaching
4. Nureyev, The Caribou With A Ruddy Nasal Appendage
5. Our Party Consists Of An Autocratic Troika Originating Near The Ascent Of
Apollo
6. Rimy, The Manikin Of Crystalline H-2-0
7. The Tatterdemalion Period Of Darkness
8. The Thing Manifested Itself At The Onset Of A Cloudless 24 Hour
Astronomical Period
9. This Person Is Somnolently Visualizing A Very Pale Year-End Holiday

Here are the real names of the titles listed above. However,
they are in alphabetical order, not in matching order.

a. Frosty, The Snowman
b. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
c. I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
d. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
e. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
f. O Holy Night
g. Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
h. Silver Bells
i. We Three Kings Of Orient Are