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A pastor, apparently fed up with all the excuses given over the years to
why people don't go to church, included this list in the Sunday bulletin:

TEN REASONS WHY I NEVER WASH

1. I was forced to as a child.

2. People who wash are hypocrites -- they think they are cleaner than
everybody else.

3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which is
best.

4. I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.

5. I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.

6. None of my friends wash.

7. I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.

8. I can't spare the time.

9. The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in
summer.

10. People who make soap are only after your money.