JR: I'm here, for the first ever...JAMM PACKED WEDNESDAYS! Cole: And I'm here too! Sunday Shows are canceled...because, The Prez is so...so...BUSY...that... Vince McMahon's Music hits...and out follows... Finkel: Making their way to the ring...The WNW!!! ...Boo Chick, with the rest of The Insiderz, Extreme Raye, and The Marc! Also, The Survival, JHC, Trish Stratus, Triple H, Chyna Doll, Molly Holly, Crow, Cloud, Stay High, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Maverick Zero! JR: Well, everyone is out here to talk about what has happened here! Cole: Your right, JR! Me haven't had a show since the ninth! JR: Which was because of the Terrorist Attacks, in NY, DC, and PENN! The Prez grabs a mic as everyone else stands outisde the ring, and they are not fighting! Prez: Hello, everyone! Thank you for being to the first ever JAMM PACKED WEDNESDAY SHOW! Crowd cheers! Prez: Now, I have urged everyone to respect America, and wait till their matches to fight! So...if anyone starts fighting...THE MAGIC WORDS WILL COME TO THOSE SUCKA'S! Cole: Oh, and we all know what those are, JR! JR: Yes, Cole, we do! Prez: Anyways...we came out here to say...that is why our shows haven't been going on, and that we all love AMERICA! Crowd Chants: USA...USA...USA...USA! Suddenly Triple H jumps up and in the ring! JR: Uh, oh! Does this bitch want to get fired? Cole: I don't know JR! But I wouldn't! Triple H grabs the mic from The Prez! HHH: Prez...for once in your life you said something smart! Prez grabs it back! Prez: BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RING! Triple H gets out... Prez: Now... Crowd cheers! Prez: Thanks...so...that's all we got to say! LET THE SHOW GO ON! Crowd cheers! Prez: LET AMERICA GO ON! Crowd: USA...USA...USA...USA! Prez and the rest of The WNW leave, and Triple H looks really pissed off! Cole: Man, JR! Someone P.O.ed! JR: Yep, Cole! Your damn right there! Finkel: The first match is for The WNW Women's Championship! Lita's Music hits as Chyna Doll makes her way to the ring! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and the Champ comes down the ramp! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! JR: This will be a heated match! Cole: Damn right, JR! DING! DING! DING! Chyna Doll gets a Rock Bottom on Extreme Raye! Pin...KICK OUT! Extreme Raye gets up and gets a X-Factor on Chyna Doll! Pin...1...Kick Out! Chyna Doll gets up and gives Extreme Raye a Twist of Fate! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! Extreme Raye also gets a Twist of Fate when she gets up though! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Chyna Doll goes for the Tornado DDT, but Extreme Raye gets out and runs to the other turnbuckle! When Chyna Doll chases after he...Spear of the Toperope! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Extreme Raye picks up Chyna Doll! She goes and grabs a table! The crowd goes wild! She sets it up in the ring and grabs Chyna Doll, who seems to still be catching her breath! TOMBSTONE PILDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! OWWW!!! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner by DISQUALIFACATION...Chyna Doll! But still The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! JR: She kept her belt, but obviously hates Chyna Doll! Cole: DISQUALIFACATION! As the EMT's help Chyna Doll out of the mess, Finkel gets ready to announce the next match! Finkel: The next match was suppost to be Trish Stratus and The Real Y2J VS Chyna Doll and Triple H! The Prez is in his office... Prez: Since The Real Y2J was fired, and Chyna Doll is in the hospital...Trish and Triple H need new partners...but I will deside who that will be! JUST WAIT AND SEE!!! The Hardy'z Music hits and Trish comes out... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! Stone Cold's Old Music hits and out comes Austin! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! Triple H's Music hits...and he has to fight his friend, so he looks even more pissed at Prez! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...Triple H! "Good for a Women" by Alien Ant Farm hits and out comes Molly Holly! JR: So...it's Trish and Austin... Cole: Versus Triple H and Molly Holly! DING! DING! DING! Molly and Trish are in first! Trish immediatly locks in the Crippler Crossface! Before Molly can tap out, Triple H kicks Trish in the head! Trish tags in Austin, and Molly tags in H! Triple H grabs Austin...Neckbreaker...Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Stone Cold punches Triple H in the face and grabs him and Closelines him! Pin...1...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and as Molly distracts the Referee...Triple H gets a LOW BLOW on Austin! PEDIGREE!!!! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here are your winners...Triple H and Molly Holly! JR: DAMN! THAT WAS A WEIRD MATCH PUT TOGETHER BY THE PREZ! Cole: DAMN RIGHT! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Hardcore Championship... Smooth Crinimal by Alien Ant Farm hits and out comes Maverick Zero! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Maverick Zero! Booker T.'s Music hits and The Marc comes out! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! DING! DING! DING! The Marc grabs Maverick Zero...MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! OWWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: That was fast! Finkel: And still...The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! Cole: It was! Finkel: The next match is a No Interference Match... "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits once again... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes the best man in the BIZ! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Survival! DING! DING! DING! The Survival runs up to Extreme Raye and gets a Twist of Fate...when he gets up he seems alittle bit surprised! He grabs her and gets the Anklelock! Does she tap out? Does she? Tap! Tap! Tap! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...The Survival! Extreme Raye gets up holding her ankle...THE SURVIVAL HUGS HER AND SHE LOOKS SHOCKED!!! JR: What the hell? Is this saying that he is joining The Insiderz, or does this mean he's dumping JHC? Does it mean anything of the sort??? Cole: I don't know...hey, look! The Survival lets go of Extreme Raye and she has a confused look on her face...she grabs a mic! Extreme Raye: I am The Marc's Manager...what else do you want? I'm not your bitch!!! Survival is handed the mic! The Survival: Woa! Woa! Woa! I'm just saying if your my "Bro's Girl" then your my friend too! Extreme Raye leaves the ring...Survival looks disapointed! The Survival: Wait! Nooo! Stop! The Survival drops the mic, runs up the ramp to Extreme Raye, and grabs her and starts to kiss her!!!!! JR: Woa! Now we know why he's been fighting with The Marc...it's about love! Cole: I think your right JR! OWWW!!! The Marc from behind with a steel chair on Survival! Extreme Raye runs to The Marc, she seems to be telling him she wants to leave! But The Marc has a match, so he can't! Finkel: The next match was suppost to be a Street Fight between The Survival and The Real Y2J, but since he was fired, and The Survival is being checked over by EMT's, the match is canceled! JR: Okay... Finkel: The next match is a Number One Contenders Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship! Triple H's Music hits and out he comes! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...Triple H! "Smooth Crinimal" by Alien Ant Farm hits and out comes Maverick Zero! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Maverick Zero! DING! DING! DING! Maverick Zero puts Triple H in The Walls of Jericho...but Triple H gets rope break! Triple H gets up and grabs Maverick Zero and hits his knee into Maverick Zero's face! Oww! Pin...1...2...The Ref is dragged out of the ring by The APA! JR: Who hired them??? Triple H gets up and is greated by a CRACK TO THE HEAD FROM THE PREZ! Oww! The APA throws The Ref in the ring...pin...1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Cole: HOLY SHIT! Triple H runs to kick The Prez' Ass, but is greated by a Closeline From Hell from Bradshaw! The Prez grabs Triple H and Pildrives him on the ramp as Faarooq distracts the Ref! The Prez throws Triple H over the top rope...Triple H is holding his neck! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...The Number Contender for The WNW Heavyweight Champion...Maverick Zero! JR: Yes! Thank you to The Prez...but is Triple H injured??? Cole: Maybe so, JR! Maybe, so! Finkel: The next match is a First Blood Match...for The WNW Hardcore Championship! Stone Cold's Old Music (by Disturbed) hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes the champ! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! DING! DING! DING! The Champ goes immediatly for a steel chair...Stone Cold grabs the stairs! They get in the ring...and ram into each other, and they both bust open! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: In the result of a tie...still WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! JR: That was fast! Cole: Man, tonight goes by so fast! The Cell starts to lower! Finkel: The next match is a Hell in the Cell for The WNW Hardcore Championship... "Fuel" by Metalica hits and out comes Crow! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Crow! JR: The Marc just stayed in the ring for it! Cole: Kinda funny ain't it JR? JR: Yeah, Cole! It is! The Cell door closes! DING! DING! DING! Jackhammer delivered by Crow to The Marc...Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! The Marc gets up! Dimond Cutter...Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! The steel chair and the stairs were left in the ring, so Crow picks up the chair and SMACK! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Marc gets up and grabs him and puts him in the Torture Rack! Does he tap out? Does he? No! Oww! Low Blow! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! OH, NO!!! MARC BOTTOM...MARC BOTTOM! OWW! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT! The Marc looks pissed! He takes Crow and throws him right through the door of the Cell!!! He gets out and climbs to the top of the Cell to wait for Crow...when he gets up...MARC BOTTOM!!! MARC BOTTOM, RIGHT THROUGH THE CELLLLLL!!!!!!! OWWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! Finkel: And still...WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! JR: DAMN!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!! Cole: DAMN!!!!!! Finkel: The next match is another First Blood Match! "Ronnie" by Metalica hits and out comes Cloud! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Cloud! I am Real hits and out comes Stay High! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stay High! DING! DING! DING! Cloud gets a Chokeslam on Stay High! Stay High gets up and gets the Flowing DDT on Cloud! Oww! Cloud gets the Jackhammer on Stay High! Cloud goes outside the ring and sets up a table! He grabs Stay High and bring him out! Oh, NO!!!! CLOUD'S REVENGE THROUGH THE TABLE! JR: Cloud's Revenge is a combanation of The Last Ride and the Jackhammer! Cole: Oh, GOD! OWW!!! IS STAY HIGH BUSTED OPEN? The Ref goes to see...DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...Cloud! Cole: MAN! MAN! MAN! JR: Yeah, well, we have one more match tonight, and you can feel the heat if ya know what I mean! Cole: Yeah, these guys are not just fighting, like brothers, they are fighting over a women! A hot one at that! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Heavyweight Championship! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes The Hardcore Champ! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes The Survival! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions...The Survival! DING! DING! DING! Stone Cold Stunner by The Marc to Survival! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! The Survival looks pissed, he trips him down...Anklelock! Does he tap? Does he? ROPE BREAK! The Marc gets up...Dimond Cutter! Oww! Reversal by The Survival! Jackhammer! Oww! THe Survival goes up top...SWANTON BOMB! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Marc gets up, tierd, but pissed! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! Oh, wait The Survival, once again reverses...LAST RIDE! UP AND DOWN! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! JR: DAMN! Cole: Hey, what's this? Cloud comes running down the ramp, he pins The Marc for The Hardcore Title...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: The Survival didn't help his brother! The Survival didn't help his brother! Finkel: Here is your new...WNW Hardcore Champion...Cloud! Cole: Well, weird ending, but we gotta go! ...THE SHOW GOES OFF THE AIR!