JR: IM HERE ON JAMM PACKED WEDNESDAYS!!! Cole: JR, this night is gonna be kick ASS!!! JR: No, KIDDING!!! Cole: This first match will be heated...looks like Boo Chick and Baby Bubbes are mad at each other of course! JR: Yes, Baby Bubbes seems to be mad that Triple H is taken by Chyna Doll, maybe they will have a nice rivalry... Cole: Yeah, over Triple H! JR: Maybe, but I think Boo Chick is The Prez's Women! Cole: Duh! JR: No, I mean...they could get married or something...they aren't just dating, they are probably HAVING SEX!!! Cole: Maybe! "Higher" by Creed hits and out comes Boo Chick! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Boo Chick!!! "What's My Name?" by DMX hits and out comes Baby Bubbes! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Baby Bubbes! DING! DING! DING! Baby Bubbes Bitch Slaps Boo Chick and pins her...1...Kick Out! Boo Chick gets up and grabs Baby Bubbes and Knees her in the face and pins her...1...Kick Out! She knocks her down to keep her down and goes top rope...Swanton Bomb! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! She goes up for the Body Slam! Oww! THE BITCH is half done! Knee Lock!!! Does she tap? Does she? ROPE BREAK!!! JR: Hey, she's doing her mans FINISHER!!! Cole: Ha ha! PEOPLE'S ELBOW! SHE TAUNTS THE CROWD! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! OWW!!! PIN...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...Boo Chick! JR: Hey, it's The Prez! The Prez runs down the ramp and gets in the ring...PEOPLE'S ELBOW ON BABY BUBBES!!! TAUNTS THE CROWD!!! BOUNCE!!! BOUNCE!!! OWWW!!! HE PINS HER FOR FUN...1...2...3! BOO CHICK COUNTED THE PIN!!! The Prez gets up and kisses Boo Chick! They leave as the crowd goes wild! JR: That was funny! Cole: Yeah...imagine, TRIPLE H WILL BE EVEN MORE MAD!!! JR: What do you mean??? Cole: Well, isn't it obvious? Triple H is getting tierd of Chyna Doll! I mean...who WOULDN'T??? JR: HA! Cole: So, as we have seen lately, they have been struting thier stuff for eachother, and it's just a matter of time before Triple H and Baby Bubbes jump on eachother and FUCK! JR: Maybe so, Cole! Maybe so! Finkel: The following match is a Hardcore Match! Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll! Cole: Here comes Triple H's so called women! HA! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! The Hardy Boyz Music hits and out comes Trish! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! DING! DING! DING! Trish DDT's Chyna Doll...pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: Shit, that was fast!!! Finkel: Here is your winner...Trish Stratus! Cole: It's CROW!!! Crow runs down the ramp to congratulate Trish! OWW! SLAP FROM TRISH TO CROW!!! JR: DAMN! She's running away now...the crowd is going wild! Cole: Hey...IT'S TRIPLE H!!! Trish is scared to death...she trys to turn around, but she runs into Crow!!! Triple H grabs her and PEDIGREES HER ON THE RAMP!!! OWWW!!! She is busted open! Triple H and Crow leave and the EMT's come out...they tell J.R. something! JR: Cole, I have just been informed that Triple H's Pedigree on the WNW Ramp just BROKE TRISH's NOSE!!! Cole: Ouch! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Women's Championship! "Me, Myself, and I" by Jive Jone's hits and out comes JHC! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Jeff Hardy's Chic! "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and out comes The Women's Champ! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! JR: This match will be good, these two never...AND I MEAN NEVER LIKED EACHOTHER!!! DING! DING! DING! JHC gets the Twist of Fate! Oww! Pin...Kick Out! Extreme Raye gets up and gets the X-Factor on JHC! Pin...1...Kick Out! JHC gets up...ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM ON EXTREME RAYE! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! Extreme Raye gets up and irish whips her to the turnbuckle! She runs to top rope of the other one...JHC runs to her...SPEAR FROM TOP ROPE!!! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! JHC gets up and Bulldog!!! THE CROWD IS ON THIER FEET!!! W...O...R...M! WORM! HU...HU...HU...OWW!!! JHC HIT HER HAND ON THE RING!!! Extreme Raye grabs JHC! TOMBSTONE PILDRIVER!!!! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! JR: Man...tonight...I tell ya... Cole: ...and we still have 10 MORE MATCHES! ONE OF THEM IS THE 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH! JR: Man...that match will be HELL!!! Finkel: The following match is for The WNW Tag Team Championships... Triple H's Music hits and out he comes with the hurt Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making their way to the ring...Triple H and Chyna Doll! JR: These guys are getting an ass kicking! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits as The Survival and JHC come out! Finkel: Making thier way to the ring...they are The WNW Tag Team Champions...Jeff Hardy's Chic...and The WNW Heayweight Champion...The Survival! JR: Here we go!!! DING! DING! DING! The Survival and Triple H are in first! Survival gets the Jackhammer on HHH! JR: We've seen these men fight so many times before, it's so...so... Cole: So fimiliar, J.R.? JR: Yeah... ...pin...1...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and Knees Survival in the face! Survival holds his head as Triple H tags in Chyna Doll! Chyna Doll goes for the Tornado DDT, but Survival reverses it into a ANKLELOCK! Does she tap? Does she? OWW! Triple H from behind! The Survival tags in JHC! But Chyna Doll runs to Triple H grabing her ankle and tags him in...! Cole: Oh, no, J.R.!!! Neckbreaker from Triple H to JHC! Oww! Pin...1...2...KICK TO THE BACK OF TRIPLE H BY THE SURVIVAL! JHC tags The Survival back in as she goes outside of the ring and sets up a table! JR: What is she doing with that, Cole? Cole: I don't know... The Survival gets another Jackhammer on Triple H...he goes up top! SWANTON BOMB! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! JHC grabs Chyna Doll and brings her towards the table! The Survival picks up Triple H...LAST RIDE!!! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! W...O...R...M! WORM! HU...HU...HU...OWW!!! THE WORM TO CHYNA DOLL FROM JHC RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Finkel: And still...The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Survival and Jeff Hardy's Chic!!! JR: They won, Cole! They did it! Cole: Yep, I can't wait to see what happens next, J.R.! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Hardcore Championship!!! "Smooth Crinimal" by Alien Ant Farm hits and out comes Maverick! JR: Last Wednesday, Maverick Zero won a #1 Contendors Match because of The Prez and The APA! "Ronnie" by Metallica hits and out comes the champ! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...Cloud! Cole: Here we go... DING! DING! DING! Maverick Zero goes for a Rock Bottom! Oww! Pin...Kick Out! Cloud gets up and gets a Jackhammer! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Maverick Zero gets up and goes for the Walls of Jericho...but Cloud gets out of the hold fast and gets up! Chokeslam! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Maverick Zero gets up, MAVERICK SLAM!!! Cloud reverses...CLOUD'S REVENGE! The Last Ride...Oww! The Jackhammer part now...Oww! CLOUD'S REVENGE IS FINISHED! PIN...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW Hardcore Champion...Cloud! JR: DAMN! Cole: DAMN WHAT? JR: Cole, do you think Crow is tougher than Cloud? Cole: I don't know...but if they ever fight eachother we will find out!!! Finkel: The next match is a 6 Man Tag Team Match-Up! "Rollin'" hits once again and out comes Triple Thunder! Finkel: Making their way to the ring...The Pimp...The Marc...one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival...TRIPLE THUNDER! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making their way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin...The WNW Hardcore Champion...Cloud...and The WNW European Champion...Triple H!!! JR: The Survival and The Marc? Can they work together tonight? They have to fight eachother later in a 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH-UP! Cole: I think... DING! DING! DING! Cloud and The Pimp are in first...Cloud goes for The Last Ride!!! But, The Pimp reverses and gets a Tombstone Pildriver...Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Pimp tags in The Marc...The Marc goes for a Dimond Cutter! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick to the back from Triple H!!! Cloud gets up and tags in Stone Cold Steve Austin! Austin gets a Power Closeline on The Marc! Pin...1...Kick Out! He drops his elbow into The Marc's CHEST! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Stone Cold is in the position for the STUNNER!!! The Marc gets up...kick to the gutt! STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER ON THE MARC! Pin...1...2...KICK TO AUSTIN FROM SURVIVAL! Austin tags in Triple H, who has a fractured ankle from Survival's Anklelock! The Marc tags in The Survival and him and The Pimp proceed to beat up Austin and Cloud outside of the ring! Triple H and The Survival run at eachother! The Survival runs into a knee! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! Triple H picks him up...Neckbreaker! Oww! Cole: If Survival gets the Anklelock on Triple H, he has to tap out... JR: Or, SNAP IT GOES!!! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H picks him up! PEDIGREE!!!! THE SURVIVAL REVERSES IT INTO THE ANKLELOCK!!!!!! DOES HE TAP? TAP! TAP! TAP! DING! DING! DING! JR: His ankle could be broken now! Finkel: Here are your winners...The Pimp...The Marc...and The Survival...TRIPLE THUNDER!!! JR: DAMN! I TELL YA!!! Cole: Everyone!!! WATCH WWF SMACKDOWN TOMORROW ON UPN! JR: HEY! DON'T GET YOUR ASS FIRED NOW!!! Finkel: The next match is a Hardcore Match! "Smooth Crinimal" by Alien Ant Farm hits and out comes Maverick Zero again! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Maverick Zero! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes The Marc again! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Marc! JR: I have a feeling this match will be short! DING! DING! DING! OH!! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Cole: Yep! Finkel: Here is your winner...in 5 seconds...The Marc! JR: Cole, WHAT UP WITH THAT??? Cole: J.R....DON'T BE THE HURRICANE!!! JR: Just messin' with ya, Cole! Just messin'! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Heavyweight Championship... "Smooth Crinimal" by Alien Ant Farm hits again, but Maverick Zero doesn't come out! JR: I JUST HAD WORD THAT THE EMT's TOOK MAVERICK ZERO TO THE HOSPITAL, COLE! Cole: So, this match is canceled? JR: The Prez told me this match is postponed till next week! Cole: Okay! Finkel: The next match is a Hell in the Cell Match... "Smooth Crinimal" by Alien Ant Farm hits and no one comes out... The Crowd starts laughing! JR: This match is also postponed! Finkel: Those two matches are postponed! (To the Crowd) (They laugh) Finkel: The next match is a Hell in the Cell Match for The WNW Hardcore Championship! The Cell starts to lower down and is set up... Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes The Marc once again! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Marc! "Ronnie" by Metallica hits and out comes Cloud, all tired out! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...Cloud! JR: Man, these idiots get into sooooo many fucking matches that they are too tired to do...IDIOTS! Once The Marc and Cloud are in the Cell, The Referee closes the door and locks it...DING! DING! DING! Cloud tries to get a Chokeslam on Marc, but The Marc reverses it into a Torture Rank! Does he tap? Does he? He gets out of the hold! He goes for the Chokeslam again...BUT HE CAN'T LIFT THE MARC...HE'S TOO TIRED! JR: He can't lift the Marc! Cole: HA HA! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...and The New WNW HARDCORE CHAMPION...THE MARC!!! JR: YES! HE BEAT HIS ASS!!! The Prez's Music hits and he runs down the ramp... Finkel: Making his way... DING! DING! DING! PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! Cole: Jesus! The Cell starts to go up! Finkel: The next match is a STREET FIGHT!!! NOT FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP OR EUROPEAN! The Prez stays in the ring and kicks Cloud out...he falls into the crowd and they PULL OFF HIS PANTS!!! JR: THE CROWD JUST PULLED OFF CLOUD'S PANTS! Cole: YEAH! AND HE IS WEARING RUGRATS UNDERWEAR, HA HA HA HA HA!!! Triple H looks even more pissed, and he finaly gets his chance to beat The Prez! DING! DING! DING! Triple H gets in the ring and The Prez slides out of it the other side! Triple H laughs, but stops when The Prez grabs a SLEDGE HAMMER!!! Triple H's FAVORITE WEAPON!!! The Prez gets in a swings at him...The Crowd is goin wild as hell...Triple H ducks and kicks the hammer out of The Prez's hands! He grabs The Prez and trys to Pedigree him, but The Prez reverses and gets a Snap Suplex! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! Triple H gets up...Neckbreaker! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! Triple H grabs the Sludge Hammer before The Prez can and is about to swing at him...OWW!!! Bradshaw with a Closeline from behind on Triple H!!! Faarooq grabs the hammer and hand it to The Prez! WHAMMM!!!! Triple H is immediatly busted open!!! Bradshaw starts twisting Triple H's injured ankle! Triple H screems in pain!!! The Prez orders them to leave and hands them 3 $100 bills! He puts Triple H in the middle of the ring and sets the hammer on Triple H's chest! He TAUNTS THE CROWD! THEY GO WILD! PEOPLE'S ELBOW, THE MOST ELECRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY...THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! OWWW!!! THE PREZ DID THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW TO THE SLUDGE HAMMER, WHICH WAS ON TRIPLE H'S CHEST! JR: BY GOD! HE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS ARM!!! The Prez pins Triple H after holding his elbow for 30 seconds...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...The Prez!!! JR: DAMN! THIS IS LIKE A WWF PPV! Cole: YES IT IS, J.R.! JR: But, UP NEXT IS THE BIG MATCH!!! Finkel: The next match is a 2 out of 3 FALLS MATCH FOR THE WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...THE FIRST FALL IS REGULAR COMPETITION...THE SECOND IS A STREET FIGHT!!! AND IF NESICARY, THE THIRD FALL WILL BE HELL IN THE CELL!!! JR: Here we go, Cole! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes The Marc... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes The Survival! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival!!! DING! DING! DING! The Marc and The Survival go at it! The Survival gets a Jackhammer on The Marc...pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Marc gets up...Dimond Cutter! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Survival gets up...kick to the gutt! STONE COLD STUNNER ON THE SURVIVAL! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! The crowd is going estatic! The Survival sucker punches The Marc down and goes up top! Swanton Bomb! Oww! The Marc moved...he picks up the tired Survival...MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM!!! Oww...pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner for the first fall...The Marc! JR: DAMN! So, if Survival doesn't win this Street Fight there is a new champ...and what about Hell in the Cell, Cole? Cole doesn't say anything...he's in shock! The Marc grabs the bloody Sludge Hammer still in the ring...HE HANDS IT TO THE SURVIVAL! THE SURVIVAL TAKES ADVANTAGE AND SWINGS AT HIM, BUT THE MARC DUCKS AND GRABS THE SURVIVAL! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!!!!! KICK OUT!!!!! THE SURVIVAL KICKED OUT!!! JR: One second from a new WNW Heavyweight Champ, Cole! .......Cole??????? HELLO????? Cole is just sitting there staring at the match! The Marc stands up all shocked!!! The Survival Jackhammers him...pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Survival goes and grabs the steel stairs and puts them in the middle of the ring and sets the hammer on them... Cole: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD HE BE DOING THIS TO HIS BROTHER??? HIS PARTNER????? HIS BEST FRIEND???? Now J.R. is speech less! The Survival grabs The Marc...LAST RIDE ONTO THE SLUDGE HAMMER AND THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! JR: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Survival looks like a changed person, he grabs The Marc, who is knocked out! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: (Shockingly says...) Here is your winner...of the second fall...The Survival! The Cell starts to lower as The Marc gains conchisnuss! He immediatly holds his ribs and back screaming in pain...like he just had it done now!!! The Survival kicks him in the ribs and pins him...1...2...KICK OUT!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!! JR: A man, that has broken ribs, and a lot of possible broken bones in his back just KICKED OUT!!!!! Cole: HOLY SHIT!!! The Crowd starts chanting: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! The Survival pulls The Marc up and acualy supports his body too...MARC BOTTOM!!!! MARC BOTTOM FROM SURVIVAL TO THE MARC!!!!!!!!!! OWW!!!!! RIGHT ON THE HAMMERRR!!!!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!!!!!! Finkel: And still...The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! JR: OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, MY LORD!!!!!!!! Cole: Holy... ...the show goes off the air!!!!!!!!!!!!