JR: THIS IS JAMM PACKED WEDNESDAYS! Cole: ...and tonight, the MAIN EVENT...For The WNW Heavyweight Championship, and also, for The Leadership of Triple Thunder...THE PIMP VS. THE MARC VS. THE SURVIVAL!!! JR: Man, this is gonna be HELL! Cole: The Survival also has a Heavyweight Championship Match against Cloud, who has been assualting him, and same with The Survival assualting back...Cloud's ankle has been broken, and same with JHC's ribs! "Higher" by Creed hits and out comes Boo Chick, The Prez's Women! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Boo Chick! "Me, Myself, and I" by Jive Jone's hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic! JR: Why do The Prez's girl and The Survival's girl have to fight? Cole: Boo Chick has the advantage, since JHC's ribs are injured! DING! DING! DING! JHC gets a Twist of Fate! Oww! Pin...Kick Out! Boo Chick gets up and gets mad...Boo Chick Knees JHC in the face! Pin...1...Kick Out! People's Elbow! PREZ'S MOVE!!! THE MOST ELECRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!!! Boing! Boing! OWW!!! People's Elbow!!! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Boo Chick goes up top! Swanton Bomb! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Boo Chick looks mad! THE BITCH!!! BODY SLAM! Oww! JHC gets her knee twisted by Boo Chick and THE BITCH is complete! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...Boo Chick! Cole: I told you!!! JR: OH, SHUT UP! Cole: Hey, since when is Boo Chick the wrong one to win? JR: She's not, but your another story!!! "Ronnie" by Metallica hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Cloud! "Smooth Crinimal" by Alien Ant Farm hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Maverick Zero! DING! DING! DING! Maverick Zero gets a Rock Bottom! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! Cloud goes for a Jackhammer, but Maverick Zero moves...Cloud falls right on his ass! Pin...1...Kick Out! Maverick Zero puts Cloud into The Walls of Jericho...Does Cloud tap? Does he? ROPE BREAK! Maverick Zero looks pissed now...Maverick Zero grabs Cloud! MAVERICK SLAM!!! The Tombstone Pildriver connects...then the Powerbomb, and the Maverick Slam in complete! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: The Underdog won! Oh, my God! Finkel: Here is your winner...Maverick Zero! Cole: Okay...I didn't expect that! JR: I don't think Cloud did either, look at that shocked expresion on his face! Cole: One question...Will his brother, Crow, have better luck? Can he become the next WNW Heavyweight Champion??? JR: I don't know, Cole! Finkel: The next match is a Handicap Match... "I am Real" hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stay High! Kurt Angle's Music hits and out comes The Prez with Boo Chick! Finkel: His opponents...Boo Chick...and The Owner of The WNW...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! JR: This match, will be fast!!! Cole: DAMN RIGHT! DING! DING! DING! Boo Chick grabs Stay High first! THE BITCH! She knees him down! BODY SLAM! Oww! TWISTED KNEE LOCK! Oww! Stay High is screaming in pain, as THE BITCH is completed! Boo Chick pins Stay High...1...2...KICK OUT! JR: HA HA HA! WHAT A LOSER...BOO CHICK WAS ALREADY IN A MATCH, AND HE IS ALREADY ABOUT TO LOSE! Prez grabs Stay High...DDT! Oww! The Prez DDT's Stay High hard into the mat and goes to tell Finkel something! Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen...this match, as of now...IS A NO DISQUALIFACTIONS MATCH! The Crowd cheers as The Prez grabs a TABLE! He sets it up in the ring as Boo Chick slaps the taste out of Stay High's mouth! Oww! Oww! Oww! Stay High practicly is YELPING IN PAIN! The Prez grabs Stay High! SNAP SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! OWWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! Finkel: Here are your winners...Boo Chick and The Prez!!! Crowd cheers... JR: Cool! Cole: What a wussy, man! That guy is only good for one thing... JR: KIDNAPING! Cole: No, GETTING HIS ASS KICKED! Finkel: The next match is a Special Guest Referee Bra and Panties Cage Match... The Cage lowers... Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! "What's My Name?" by DMX hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Baby Bubbes! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is the WNW European Champion...Triple H! JR: Look at that bastard! He knows what he's gonna see tonight, he probably hopes they both lose! Cole: I don't blame him for that one... The Referee closes the Cage Door, Triple H is the Ref in the ring...DING! DING! DING! The Referee that closed the door, walks away! Chyna Doll goes for a Rock Bottom, but Baby Bubbes gets out and Bitch Slaps Chyna Doll! She pulls off her shirt, Triple H looks alittle woried! Chyna Doll gets up and this time gets the Rock Bottom on Baby Bubbes! JR: You know...Prez has been wondering why people are saying Baby Bubbles, Cole! Cole: Yeah, Prez says there must have been a mistake on the WNW Contract, Baby Bubbles must have put Baby Bubbes! So, till she corrects that it stays that! Chyna Doll pulls off Baby Bubbes pants! The crowd is cheering, and while Chyna Doll isn't looking, Triple H does, if you know what I mean! (At Baby Bubbes) Chyna Doll takes Baby Bubbes and tries to hit her head into the Cage! But, Baby Bubbes reverses it and does it to Chyna Doll! Oww! Chyna Doll is busted open! Triple H yells at Baby Bubbes! Baby Bubbes goes for her finisher on Chyna Doll! TWIST OF FATE! Oww!!! Baby Bubbes starts to pull off Chyna Dolls pants, but Triple H grabs Baby Bubbes and rips her shirt in half! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...BABY BOOBS! Cole: JR, why did he call he Baby Boobs? JR: Look for yourself, Cole! Triple H had accidently pulled off Baby Bubbes bra too! The Crowd is going wild...Triple H is in a daze...and Chyna Doll is climbing over the Cage, because Triple H has the key! Triple H moves shakes his head out of the daze and notices Chyna Doll leaving...he runs to the door and unlocks it! As Baby Bubbes puts her bra back on...Triple H runs to Chyna Doll...she jumps off the Cage! She turns to leave and runs into Triple H! He tries to kiss her...BUT SHE SLAPS HIM and runs away! JR: She just slapped Triple H!!! Cole: Is thier relationship over? The Cage goes back up! Cole: Our next match is a rematch from last Wednesday... Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Women's Championship... "Me, Myself, and I" by Jive Jone's hits and out she comes... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Jeff Hardy's Chic! "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and out comes The Women's Champion... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! DING! DING! DING! Extreme Raye fakes a punch at JHC, she falls on her ass! Extreme Raye pins her...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Cole: WOW! That was weird! JR: Yeah...it explains one thing...JHC SUCKS!!! Finkel: And still...The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! JHC stays out as her partner's music hits... Finkel: The following match is for The WNW Tag Team Championships... Finkel: Already in the ring...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Jeff Hardy's Chic! And making his way to the ring...he is the other half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! Finkel: And also already in the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes The Champ, that isn't defending his title... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! DING! DING! DING! The Marc and The Survival are in first...The Marc gets the Dimond Cutter! Oww! Pin...Kick Out! The Survival gets the Jackhammer! Pin...1...Kick Out! They both tag in the women...JHC gets the Twist of Fate on Extreme Raye! Oww! The APA COME DOWN AND SUPER KICK THE MARC!!! Then they try to get in the ring, but the Ref won't let them...WORM!!! W...O...R...M! HUH! HUH! HUH! OWW! PIN...THE APA ARE DISRACTING THE REFEREE BY TRYING TO GET IN THE RING TO HELP JHC!!! EXTREME RAYE TAGS IN THE MARC WHILE JHC YELLS AT THE REF! THE SURVIVAL GOES AND STARTS TO YELL AT THE APA! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! OWW! CLOSELINE FROM HELL! OWW! THE SURVIVAL'S HEAD BOUNCES OF THE FLOOR! THE MARC PINS JHC...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here are your new WNW Tag Team Champions...The Marc and Extreme Raye! JR: Cool!!! Looks like Survival's plan backfired! Cole: THAT'S NOT COOL!!! THE SURVIVAL IS A GOOD GUY, DUMB ASS! JR: WHAT DID YOU SAY? TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!! Cole: I DID BITCH ASS! JR: YOU WANNA START SOMETHING COLESLAW??? Cole: .................No. Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Hardcore Championship... Stone Cold's Music by Disturbed hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! Finkel: And already in the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Marc! DING! DING! DING! Stone Cold gets a Power Closeline on The Marc! Stone Cold goes out and grabs the ring bell! Stone Cold gets back into the ring and dives at The Marc! But The Marc moves and grabs Austin...Marc Bottom! MARC BOTTOM! Oww!!! Stone Cold still had the bell, he hit The Marc with it...pin...1...Kick Out! The Marc gets up with blood just pouring from his head!!! SRAYING! POURING! DRIPPING! ALL OF IT! The Marc with a Dimond Cutter on Austin! ON THE BELL! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! The EMT's come out and put bandeges over The Marc's head...they take him to the hospital once again! JR: GOD DAMMIT! Cole: Oh, SHUT UP! JR: TRY ME! Cole: NO! JR: Come ON BITCH! Crowd chants: J.R....J.R......J.R.....J.R.! Cole punches JR! JR looks alittle shocked! Cole goes for another punch, but JR moves and Cole punches a fan out! The Prez comes up to the WNW Comentary Booth, and punches out Cole! Crowd chants: PREZ! PREZ! PREZ! PREZ! Prez: I'll be replacing him... JR: GOOD! THANK GOD! Finkel: The next match is a Triple Threat Match... Prez yells something at Finkel! JR: No...WHAT? Prez: Just watch... Finkel: (Clears his throat) The next match is a No Disqualifcations Triple Threat Match for The WNW Women's Championship... "Higher" by Creed hits... Prez: THAT'S MY BOO! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Boo Chick! JR: Oh, GOD! The Hardy Boyz Music hits and out comes Trish! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and out comes Raye with a worried look on her face...obviously for The Marc, her boyfriend! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye! DING! DING! DING! Trish and Boo both go after Raye...Double-Team Flapjack to Raye...OWW!!! Boo pins...1...Trish kicks Boo off of Raye! Boo grabs Trish and Knees her in the face! Oww! Pin...1...2...Raye From BEHIND! Raye gets the X-Factor on Boo...pin...1..2...Kick Out! Trish runs out and grabs a chair and gets back in the ring...THE PREZ IS DISTRACTING THE REF! TRISH SWINGS AT BOO...BOO DUCKS, OWW! SMACK IN RAYES FACE! THE PREZ PUNCHES THE REF AND YELLS..."YOUR FIRED"! BOO PICKS UP THE CHAIR AND HITS TRISH WITH IT...PREZ LEAVES...A REF COMES OUT...PIN...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, PREZ? Prez: CAUSE THAT BITCH LEFT THE INSIDERZ, NOW SHE PAYS! Finkel: Here is your new...WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: Anyways, the next match was suppost to be revenge for The Marc on whoever attacked him, but since no one confesed, this match is cancelled! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW European Championship... Finkel: Already in the ring...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Extreme Raye! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...Triple H! DING! DING! DING! Extreme Raye gets a Twist of Fate on Triple H! Even though she's busted open, she pins him...1...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and gives Extreme Raye a Neckbreaker...Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and taunts the crowd, they boo him! When Extreme Raye gets up she gets put into the PEDIGREE!!! OWW!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW European Champion...Triple H! Prez: Damn! I can say one thing...I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THAT MATCH, BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH STUPID ASSES! JR: Yeah, sure Prez! Prez: DON'T SUCK UP TO ME, J.R.! JR: I'm not, Prez! Prez: Sure you aren't... Finkel: The next match has also been canceled, because Jeff Hardy's Chic and The Survival no longer have The WNW Tag Team Championships! Prez: I need to have a talk with The APA for screwing them over... The Prez gets up and leaves The WNW Comentary Booth! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Heavyweight Championship! Jeff Hardy walks to the ring without music...the crowd laughs... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Jeff Hardy! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out he comes... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! DING! DING! DING! Jeff Hardy goes for the Powerbomb, but The Survival reverses it into a Huracanrana, pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Survival picks up Jeff Hardy...LAST RIDE! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! The camera shows The Prez at the door to The APA's Office, the crowd cheers! The Prez knocks, Faarooq yells, "Come in!" Prez goes into The APA's Office... Faarooq: Hey, Prez! Bradshaw: Want a beer, Prez? Prez: No thanks... Faarooq: What do you want then? Prez: I came here to ask you, WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE DOING SCREWING OVER THE SURVIVAL AND JHC?!! Bradshaw: CALM DOWN PREZ! Faarooq: Look, Prez! We already apoligized to The Survival and JHC, what else can we do? Prez: Help them win those titles back... Bradshaw: Okay...okay! Prez: Thank you, now I have business to do, SEE YA GUYS LATER! Faarooq: HEY PREZ! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING! The Prez turns around and catches a beer! Prez: Ha! Thanks guys! The Prez leaves... Finkel: The next match is a Hell in the Cell Match...for The WNW Heavyweight Championship... The Cell lowers... Finkel: Already in the ring...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! "Fuel" by Metallica hits and out comes Crow! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Crow! Crow gets into the Cell and immediatly goes after The Survival, a Referee closes the Cell door and locks it! DING! DING! DING! Jackhammer by Crow to Survival, OWW!! Pin...1...Kick Out! The Survival puts Crow into the Anklelock! Does he tap? Does he? OWW! Kick to The Survival's face from Crow! The Survival Jackhammers Crow! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Crow Pedigree's Survival! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! Triple H runs DOWN AND OPENS THE CELL DOOR, THEN HE RUNS AWAY! Crow tries to LAST RIDE THE SURVIVAL RIGHT OUT THE DOOR, BUT THE SURVIVAL GETS OUT and pushes Crow out of the Cell! The Survival gets out and grabs a chair! SMACK! OWW! RIGHT INTO CROWS FACE! The Survival continues to beat on Crow till Crow is bloody! The Survival climbs to the top, waiting, just waiting for Crow! Finaly, when Crow gets up there he is all bloody, and has A SLEDGE HAMMER! He swings it at The Survival, The Survival ducks! The Survival climbs back down the side of the Cell, and Crow waits and waits for him to return! Finaly, when The Survival does return, HE HAS A LADDER!!! He sets it up! YET AGAIN HE DUCKS FROM THE SLUDGE HAMMER, BUT THIS TIME HE GRABS IT FROM CROW, AND SWINGS IT! OWWW!!! CROWS JAW IS BROKEN, HE FALLS DOWN! HE IS KNOCKED OUT! THE SURVIVAL CLIMBS THE VERY UNSTABLE LADDER! JR: Oh, MY GOD, NO!!! SWANTON BOMB!!!!! OWW!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT THROUGH THE CELL GOES THE KNOCKED OUT CROW AND THE SURVIVAL! AFTER ABOUT FIVE MINUTES THE SURVIVAL GETS UP...HE PICKS UP CROW......LAST RIDE!!! OWW!!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! The Cell goes up and the ladder falls out into the crowd! JR: THANK GOD EVERYONE MOVED AWAY... The EMT's come out for both Crow and The Survival! They take them away! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Heavyweight Championship...and The Leadership of Triple Thunder... "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits and out comes The Pimp! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Pimp! Booker T.'s Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits once again, and out comes a really tired and bloody Survival! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! DING! DING! DING! The Marc Stone Cold Stunner's The Pimp...pin...1...Survival From BEHIND! JR: Not THEM AGAIN! The APA run down the ramp and get in the ring...DOUBLE TEAM POWERBOMB TO THE MARC! OWW! CLOSELINE FROM HELL ON THE PIMP! OWW! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner by disqualifacation...The Leader of Triple Thunder...The Marc! But still...The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! Kurt Angle's Music hits and out comes The Prez! Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome...The Owner of The WNW...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! The Survival and The Prez grab mics! JR: NOW WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT!? Crowd chants The Survival and The Prez's names! Prez: Finally...The Prez HAS COME BACK TO NEW YORK CITY! Survival: You know...Marc! I already beat your ASS TWO TIMES IN LESS THAN ONE MONTH! I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU A TITLE SHOT EVERY WEEK! IF YOU WANT TO KEEP FIGHTING, THEN WE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE SAME TEAM! ...MARC! YOU MADE ME DO THIS!.... The Pimp gets up...POWERBOMB FROM THE APA! OWW!!! Survival: As I was saying...MARC! IF YOU WANT TO COMPETE SO MUCH, WE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE SAME TEAM! I ALREADY BEAT YOU LAST WEEK IN A 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH, MARC! WE HAD A DEAL!!! I SHOULD BE THE LEADER NOW...BUT NO!!! WELL, MARC! YOU MADE ME DO THIS, BUT......I QUIT YOUR TEAM!!!!! JR: WHAT??? Crowd is shocked! Prez: THAT'S RIGHT MARC! THE SURVIVAL DECIDED THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE PLACE FOR HIM TO BE GREAT...AND THAT IS WITH...THE INSIDERZ!!! Crowd is going nutts! They love it...and they hate The Marc! Survival: Yes Marc! I joined the Insiderz! YOU MADE ME DO IT! YOU WOULDN'T LET ME LEAD THE TEAM, BUT YOU ALSO WANTED TO FIGHT ME SO MUCH! So...LET THE BODIES SLAM THE FLOOR!!! Slamin' by Buckcherry hits and The Survival and The Prez shake hands, Boo Chick, and Wuxx come out and also shake Survival's hand! JR: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I MEAN...THE SURVIVAL AND THE INSIDERZ ARE GOOD...WILL THE MARC AND THE PIMP TURN TO...THE ALLIANCE???? The Show goes off the air...