Monday - JR: Hello, this is the first day of our new programming, and I am JR! Me and Cole will trade off everynight! Watch WWF Raw! Finkel: The first match is for The WNW Women's Championship... "I'm Real" by J-Lo hits and out comes a newcomer making her debut! Finkel: Making her debut...Sweetie Pie! "Higher" by Creed hits and out comes the new Women's Champion... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: This will show Sweetie Pie's real talent! DING! DING! DING! Boo Chick knees Sweetie Pie in the face and goes up top! THE BITCH! OWW! BOODY SLAM! TWISTED KNEE LOCK!!!!!!!!!! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: What talent? Finkel: And still...The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! The Prez runs down the ramp to hug his girl! They leave happy as hell! JR: Well, I'll tell you...that one must tie the fastest matches in WNW History! The next match is for The WNW European Championship... "Know Your Role" The Rock's Old Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Wuxx! JR: I hope this match is more interesting... Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...Triple H! JR: Let's find out! DING! DING! DING! Wuxx Chokeslams Triple H...pin...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and catches Wuxx by surprise with a Neckbreaker! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H bounces off the ropes as Wuxx gets up and goes for the Facebuster...Wuxx moves out of the way...DICK SMASHER!!!!!!!! OWW!!! Knee to Triple H's balls...Wuxx's Finisher!!! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Wuxx looks mad! He goes up top for a Moonsault, but Triple H moves! Oww! Wuxx's body hits the mat! Triple H picks up Wuxx...PEDIGREE! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: Definitly more interesting...Wuxx put up a good fight for his debut against arguably the best in the WNW history! Finkel: And still...The WNW European Champion...Triple H! As Triple H walks away and up the ramp with his title, Wuxx grabs a mic! Wuxx: TRIPLE H!!!! THIS ISN'T OVER!!!! I'LL SEE YOU AND STONE COLD TOMORROW, WHEN ME AND THE PREZ KICK YOUR ASSES! Triple H runs away and Wuxx's Music hits...crowd chants: Wuxx! Wuxx! Wuxx! Wuxx! JR: What a good debut for a young star, you got to admit that! The camera shows The Prez coming out of his locker room ready for his next match! Prez: Aww!!! DAMN SHE IS GOOD!!! JR: What was that? ...I don't know but next we have a heated and great match-up for you...The Prez and The Survival, a new found team, against The Marc and The Pimp, The Survival's old friends...All Time Greats! The camera comes back on as The Prez's Locker Room Door opens and BOO CHICK COMES OUT! The Crowd cheers... JR: THE PREZ...WAS HAVING SEX...WITH BOO CHICK!!!!!!!!!!! Finkel: The next match is a Tag Team Cage Match... The Cage lowers... "Rollin'" hits and The Survival and The Prez come out... Finkel: Making their ways to the ring...weighing in at a total of 559 lbs...from The Insiderz...The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival...and The Owner of WNW...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez!!! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes the All Time Greats! Finkel: Making their ways to the ring...weighing in at a total of 480 lbs...one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc...and The Pimp...The All Time Greats! JR: Oh...GOD!!!! I don't know about this match...it is heated like hell and will be very exciting!!! DING! DING! DING! The Cage Door is locked by The Referee! The Prez goes after The Marc, and so does The Survival! DOUBLE TEAM FLAPJACK!!!! OWW! The Pimp kicks The Prez in his back! The Prez DDT's The Pimp! Oww! The Survival and The Marc get up and grapple eachother! The Marc gets put in the Anklelock by The Survival, but no matter how long he's in the lock, there is no submition! The Pimp gets the Stone Cold Stunner on The Prez! Oww! The Survival releases the lock! The Marc gets up and sees The Survival who is looking at The Prez... JR: IS THE PREZ'S NECK HURT? THAT STUNNER WAS A LITTLE HARD?! STUNNER FROM THE MARC TO THE SURVIVAL! OWW! The Pimp kicks The Prez! As Survival and The Prez are down The Marc and The Pimp look at eachother...The Pimp smiles...The Marc looks pissed...The Pimp looks confused...MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM!!!!! OWW!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PIMP WAS MARC BOTTOMED BY THE MARC!!!!!!!!!!! The Survival and The Prez see this and they start beating on The Pimp! LAST RIDE!!!!!!! THE PREZ IS CLIMBING THE CAGE!!!!! UP, DOWN!!!!! OWW!!!! LAST RIDE TO THE MARC FROM THE SURVIVAL!!!! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here are your winners The Survival and The Prez!!!! The Cage goes up and The Prez gets back in the ring with The Survival, The Marc, and The Pimp! JR: What is this??? What is it? The Marc looks confused...The Survival points to The Pimp, still laying there! The Marc smiles, and the crowd goes wild...The Prez, The Survival, and The Marc once again beat down The Pimp! The EMT's come and break them up and take away The Pimp! The Marc extands his hand to The Prez to shake it... JR: Is The Marc asking for a new friendship? Will The Prez except? What about The Survival? The Prez grabs The Marc's hand and shakes it! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! Oh, WAIT!!!! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM!!!!! OWWW!!! THE PREZ MARC BOTTOMED THE MARC!!!! The Survival gets by The Marc's head! HE KICKS UP THE MARC'S SHOULDER!!!! THE PREZ KICKS UP THE OTHER SHOULDER!!!! THE MOST ELECRTIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TIMES TWO!!!!! THEY TAUNT THE CROWD! THEY THROW THE ELBOW PADS IN THE MARC'S FACE!!!! BOUNCE...BOUNCE...OWWWWW!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE PEOPLE'S ELBOW TO THE MARC! JR: HOLY SHIT!!!!! "Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! What? Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Come on! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Move in a move..." Rollin' by Limp Bizkit hits as The Insiderz come out to celebrate with The Survival and The Prez... JR: The only one that isn't happy is Trish!!! ...Show ends! Tuesday - Cole: I'm here on the Tuesday Show! I will be announcing on probably the most historic night in WNW history...Thursday! J.R. is jealous! HA HA! J.R., if you hear me know, if your watching this...YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!! AND ON WEEKEND SHOW...WHEN WE ANNOUNCE TOGETHER...I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR..." Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Pimp! "Ronnie" by Metalica hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Cloud!!! Cole: Now, lets see this one...OH SHIT!!! IT'S THE PREZ!!! Prez: You little bastard, how dare you talk about J.R. like that!!! OWW!!! THE PREZ PUCHED OUT COLE LIKE LAST WEDNESDAY!!! Prez: Cole, YOUR FIRED!!!!! The Prez grabs a chair...CRACK!!!!! He hits Cole with it... Prez: Johnathan Coachman...YOUR HIRED!!!! Coach: Well, I guess I will take that jerk Cole's spot now! DING! DING! DING! The Pimp Chokeslams Cloud! Oww! The Pimp goes for the Stone Cold Stunner...but Cloud gets out and gets a Jackhammer...pin...1...Kick Out! Chokeslam! Oww! Cloud again pins Pimp...1...Kick Out Again! The Pimp gets up Tombstone Pildriver! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Pimp kicks Cloud in the gutt when he gets back up...Stunner? No! FAME-ASS-ER!!! Oww! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Coach: The Pimp beat Cloud, cool! Finkel: Here is your winner...The Pimp! Coach: A good victory for The Pimp...can he capitalize? Like get a title shot? At a title? Finkel: The next next match was a Guest Referee Bra and Panties Tag Team Match, but now since Jeff Hardy quit it is just without the special referee! Coach: At first we practicly garrenteed a lose for The Alliance members, but now we have to wonder about The Insiderz members too, after Trish called Boo Chick a BITCH! Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! "I'm Real" by J-Lo hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Baby Bubbles! The Hardy Boyz Music hits and out comes Stratusfaction... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! "Higher" by Creed hits! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is the WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! Coach: Let's see what happens... DING! DING! DING! Coach: What is this? Boo Chick just got in Baby Bubbles corner, and Chyna Doll got into Trish's! Look's like they are changing the partners!!! Chyna Doll and Baby Bubbles are in first! BABY BUBBLE'S FINISHER!!! TWIST OF FATE! OWW! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: This match is a draw from disqualifacations... BOO CHICK HITS TRISH WITH A STEEL CHAIR, OWW!!! CHYNA DOLL GRABS HER BY THE HAIR!!! THE REFEREE'S COME AND BREAK THEM UP!!! THE PREZ COMES OUT AND YELLS AT BOO CHICK! THEY LEAVE... Coach: Problems for The Insiderz??? Finkel: The next match is a Tag Team Ladder Match! The Crowd cheers! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...Triple H! Stone Cold's Old Music by Disturbed hits and out comes Austin... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! Know Your Role, The Rock's Old Music hits and out comes "Wuss" as Triple H says... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Wuxx! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The Owner of The WNW...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! Coach: This is not a regular match you know... DING! DING! DING! The Prez still has a mad look on his face...he runs and grabs the ladder! OWW! Stone Cold with a Power Closeline! The Prez has the ladder and he turns around...DROPKICK!!! OWW! Triple H dropkicked the ladder into The Prez's face! The Prez is busted open as Stone Cold lays the Mounted Punches on Wuxx! Triple H Neckbreakers The Prez on the floor outside of the ring! Oww! Stone Cold...STONE COLD STUNNER ON WUXX!!!! WAIT! NO! WUXX MOVES!!! DICK SMASHER!!!! OWW!!!! KNEE TO STONE COLD'S BALLS! Stone Cold rolls outside of the ring holding his balls and he falls by The Prez and Triple H HITS WUXX WITH THE LADDER! OWW!!! Triple H sets up the ladder! Triple H starts climbing the ladder...HE ALMOST HAS THE BREIFCASE FOR THE WIN......BUT THE PREZ KNOCKS THE LADDER OVER...TRIPLE H FALLS OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! The Prez turns around STUNNER!!! STUNNER BY STONE COLD!!!! OWW! Wuxx gets up...STUNNER BY AUSTIN!!!! OHH!!!!! Stone Cold sets the ladder back up and starts climbing...OWWW!!!! LOW BLOW FROM THE PREZ!!! The Prez starts to climb, but is pulled of by Triple H! PEDIGREE!!!! OWW!!!!! Stone Cold starts climbing...............Wuxx tries to get up...PEDIGREE!!!! OWW!!! ..............................Triple H looks up to see what is taking so long...STONE COLD IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS AND IS YELLING FOR HELP!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!! Triple H climbs up and grabs the breifcase...DING! DING! DING! Coach: DAMN! HA HA! Austin is so dumb! Finkel: Here are your winners...Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin! Coach: Well, is this a preview of the Hell in the Cell Match on Thursday? Can The Prez make it?! Up next is a No Holds Barred Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship... Finkel: The next match is a No Holds Barred Contest for The WNW Heavyweight Championship... "Fuel" by Metallica hits and out comes Crow...still grabbing his ribs alittle! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Crow! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes The Survival! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! DING! DING! DING! The Survival gets the Jackhammer on Crow and rolls him out of the ring...he brings him into the back and out into the parking lot!!! HEY, WHO IS THAT DRIVING THAT TRUCK??? OH MY GOD! IT'S MEMPHIS' OWN! JERRY LEE LEWIS!!!! HE'S DRIVING A PICK UP TRUCK IN REVERSE TOWARD THE SURVIVAL AND CROW REALLY FAST WITH A PIANO IN THE BACK!!! LAST RIDE ONTO THE PARKING LOT BY THE SURVIVAL, HE DOES IT FASTER THAN NORMAL!!! OWW!!!!!!!!! MAN!!!!! HEY HERE HE COMES, SURVIVAL MOVES BACK AS CROW LIES THERE ON THE FLOOR! JERRY LEE SLAMS ON THE BREAKS AND THE PIANO GOES FLYING!!!!! OH, MY GOD!!!!!!! THE PIANO LANDED UPSIDE DOWN ON CROW, SO THE TOP LANDED ON HIM!!!!!!!!! OWW!!! OH, MY GOD!!!! SURVIVAL STANDS ON THE PIANO AND TALKS TRASH TO CROW... Survival: That was for JHC!!! Survival walks away as EMT's come... Coach: I DON'T THINK CROW WILL BE IN THAT MATCH...THE PREZ WILL MAKE A SPEECH ABOUT IT I'M SURE!!! ...Show goes off the air! Wednesday - JR: Hello! I saw Cole get fired yesterday, and I must say...THANK GOD! Now...aside all of that, I can't believe TOMORROW! THE BIGGEST MATCH IN WNW HISTORY!!!! COACH IS A LUCKY MAN TO BE ANNOUNCING TOMORROW! Finkel: The first match, the Main Event, and the only match tonight...is a 8 Man Tag Team Match! Crowd cheers! The Hardy Boyz Music hits and out comes Trish... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! Stone Cold's Old Music by Disturbed hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...Triple H! "What's My Name?" by DMX hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...the first person on the second team...Baby Bubbles! "Higher" by Creed hits and out comes The Women's Champion... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! Know Your Role, The Rock's Old Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Wuxx! Kurt Angle's Music hits and out comes the OWNER OF THE WNW! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is the Owner of WNW...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! JR: Can he keep it tomorrow? I will interview him tomorrow!!! DING! DING! DING! Wuxx and Stone Cold are in first...Wuxx Chokeslams Stone Cold and goes up top for a MOONSAULT, OWW!!!! STONE COLD MOVED!!! Stone Cold pins Wuxx...1...2...Kick Out! Stone Cold tags in Chyna Doll! Baby Bubbles and Boo Chick are wispering to eachother... Chyna Doll gets Chokeslamed too by Wuxx! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Chyna Doll lays there holding her back...BODY SLAM!!! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...Triple H from behind! Wuxx tags in The Prez, The Prez Snap Suplex's Chyna Doll! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...Stone Cold from behind! Baby Bubbles and Boo Chick start to go over to Trish, they pull her off the apron, oww! Her head hits it! PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!!! TAUNT! HE THROWS THE PAD INTO THE CROWD...BOUNCE...BOUNCE! OWW ON THE SECOND ROPE BOUNCE TRIPLE H KICKS THE PREZ...CHYNA DOLL SCRAMBLES TO TAG IN TRIPLE H!!! TAG! She crawls out of the ring and is double teamed by Bubbles and Boo!!! OWW!!! WUXX RUNS AT STONE COLD...OWW DICK SMASHER!!!!!! They start fighting out of the ring...TRIPLE H...FACEBUSTER...OWW!!!! Pin...1...Kick Out! The Prez gets up...DDT! OWW! The Prez pins H...1...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and Neckbreakers The Prez...pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Prez gets up a little tierd! PEDIGREE!!!!! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: Dammit! Will this happen tomorrow?! ...show goes off the air... Thursday - Coach: TONIGHT IS THE BIGGEST NIGHT, IN WNW HISTORY! TONIGHT...IN A FEW MINUTES...A SIX MAN HELL IN THE CELL MATCH FOR THE WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, THE WNW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP, THE WNW EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP, AND THE WNW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! WHO'S IN IT? CROW, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, THE MARC, TRIPLE H, THE SURVIVAL, AND THE PREZ!!! The Cell lowers! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!! Finkel: The next match is THE BIGGEST MATCH IN WNW HISTORY! IT'S A SIX MAN HELL IN THE CELL MATCH FOR THE WNW HEAVYWEIGHT, INTERCONTINENTAL, EUROPEAN, AND HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIPS... Stone Cold's Old Music by Disturbed hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! "Fuel" by Metallica hits and out comes a man with broken ribs... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Crow! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes The Hardcore Chump! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Marc! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...Triple H! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The Owner of WNW...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! Coach: They are all in the ring, all bets are off, all friends are not, all enemies are dead meat...IT'S TIME!!! CROWD IS GOING NUTTS! The Cell door is closed and locked... G! DING! DING! Crow unleashes a Jackhammer for Stone Cold! OWW! Prez with a DDT on Triple H! OWW! The Survival trips The Marc...ANKLELOCK!!!!! OWW! LIKE EVEYONE ELSE KICKS THE SURVIVAL OFF OF THE MARC! Triple H with a Neckbreaker on Prez! OWW! Stone Cold with a Power Closeline on The Marc! OWW! Coach: HEY! IT'S WUXX! x comes running down the ramp, but eveyone is too busy tring to get the titles! Survival with a JACKHAMMER ON CROW! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Wuxx outside of the Cell grabs a Sledge Hammer...OWW!!!! The Prez with a Snap Suplex on Triple H! Pin...1...Kick Out! SLUDGE HAMMER TO THE DOOR OF THE CELL BY WUXX!!!! OWW, IT BROKE DOWN THE DOOR! WUXX GETS IN...Triple H turns around...MOONSAULT BY WUXX!!! OWW!!! WUXX PICKS UP THE HAMMER...WHAM!!!!!!!! OWW!!!!! The Prez runs and pins Triple H...1...2...The Marc from behind! The Prez pushes Wuxx out of the door yelling," I SAID NO HELP, DAMMIT!" The Marc from behind! The Prez also falls out of the Cell door, Wuxx runs away...Triple H climbs out as The Survival follows, OWW!!! ANOTHER SLUDGE HAMMER TO TRIPLE H, FROM THE SURVIVAL THIS TIME...The Prez grabs a stell chair and follows The Marc who is climbing up the Cell...LAST RIDE!!! OWW! Crow Last Ride's Stone Cold in the Cell, he could win with A PIN!!! 1...2...KICK OUT! STONE COLD GOT OUT! Survival gets back in the Cell as Triple H follows The Prez up, who is following The Marc, who is already at the top! The Prez sees Triple H and kicks him off of the Cell!!! OWW!!! HE LANDS ON THE FLOOR!!! SMACK! SLUDGE HAMMER TO CROW FROM THE SURVIVAL...PIN...1...2...STONE COLD FROM BEHIND! OWW!!!! PREZ WITH A CHAIR TO THE MARC! THE MARC FALLS RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE CELL! LAST RIDE TO AUSTIN!!!! PEOPLE'S ELBOW TO A CHAIR ONTOP OF THE MARC!!!!!! TANUTS THE CROWD! THROWS THE PAD! THE SURVIVAL FINISHES THE LAST RIDE!!! OWW!!! THE PREZ RUNS TO ONE SIDE OF THE CELL, THE OTHER...THE SURVIVAL PINS...1...PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!!! OWW!!!....2....OWW!!! THE MARC, THE PREZ, AND A CHAIR FROM UP TOP ON THE SURVIVAL! TRIPLE H PINS THE SURVIVAL...1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!! Coach: What the hell? IT'S THE APA, WITH BOO CHICK!!!! BOO CHICK HAS A SIGN THAT SAYS THAT SHE HIRED THEM!!!!! NOT THE PREZ! When The Prez sees The APA getting in the ring, he looks confused...he sees Boo Chick and gives her a pissed off look! CLOSELINE FROM HELL TO CROW!!! OWW!!! The Prez pins Crow...1...2...The Survival from behind! The Prez gets up and looks mad at Survival! CLOSELINE FROM HELL ON SURVIVAL!!! OWW!!! The Prez goes up top as Triple H pins The Marc, who is busted open...1...2...FAAROOQ FROM BEHIND! SWANTON BOMB!!! OWW!!! THE SURVIVAL GOT SWANTONED BY THE PREZ! Pin...1...2...STONE COLD FROM BEHIND! Stone Cold gets out of the Cell and The APA and Boo Chick leave! The Marc gets up finaly, and looks broken in half! He climbs out of the Cell too! The Marc with a Dimond Cutter on Stone Cold outside of the ring, as Triple H gets out of the ring along with Crow...The Survival gets up and looks at Prez...HE TRIPS PREZ! HE'S GOT THE PREZ IN THE ANKLELOCK!!! DOES HE TAP? Kick to The Survival's face! Ow! Triple H and Crow set up two tables next to eachother, and two on top of those two! Crow grabs the Sludge Hammer, and Triple H grabs the Steel Chair! They start climbimg up top, and The Marc and Stone Cold follow! The Prez kicks the shoulder on Survival's chest! THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY...THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW TO THE SURVIVAL! Taunt! The Prez throws the pad in The Survival's face...as Triple H and Crow get uptop! Bounce! Bounce! The Marc and Stone Cold get uptop! PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! OWW! THE SURVIVAL MOVED!!! He pins The Prez...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H swings the chair and Crow swings the hammer...the chair hits The Marc, and Stone Cold grabs the hammer...but he looses his balance and as The Marc falls off the Cell, so does Stone Cold pulling Crow with him! OWWWWW!!!!!! RIGHT THROUGH THOSE TABLES!!! THEY ARE SHATTERED!!! Triple H sits down on top! The Survival picks up The Prez....LAST RIDE!!!! UP, DOWN...OWW!!!!!! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT!!! THE PREZ KICKED OUT!!! The Survival goes up top...SWANTON BOMB!!! OWW!!!! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!!! THE PREZ KICKED OUT OF THE SWANTON TOO!!!! The Survival flips over The Prez...ANKLELOCK!!!! DOES THE PREZ TAP? DOES HE?????? TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!!!!!! DING! DING! DING! THE CROWD GOES NUTTS-O!!!!! Coach: Survival, just made HISTORY!!! NOT ONLY DID HE WIN THE MATCH, HE JUST BECAME A GRAND SLAM CHAMPION...GETTING ALL THE TITLES HE CAN!!!! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still The WNW Heavyweight Champion...and the new WNW Intercontinental Champion, European Champion, and Hardcore Champion...and NOW THE FIRST EVER GRAND SLAM CHAMPION...THE SURVIVAL!!!!!!! Coach: The Survival did it! Are Crow, The Marc, and Stone Cold okay? How did The Prez kickout sooo much? Is Triple H okay up there?! The Survival gets out of the ring and gets his titles, puts one around his waist...one around his right shoulder, his left, and one on his upper chest!!!! Then he grabs a mic and gets back into the Cell with The Prez...The Prez stands up a little dizzy! The Survival: PREZ! I WON! WOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! The Prez takes the mic... Prez: (Catching his breath) YOU...DID...DID...N'T...YOU, Sur...vival!...GOOD....JOB! CONGRATS! YOU BEAT...ME! Survival takes it back! Survival: PREZ! I'M THE FIRST GRAND SLAM CHAMP! PREZ! I'M THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER BEEN, SO I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU!!! Prez takes it back... Prez: What...could you be so...happy about to give...ME? Survival takes it... Survival: HERE!!! The Survival takes one belt off and sets it on The Prez's shoulder...The Prez looks at it! IT'S THE WNW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Coach: Survival is soo nice, he gave The Prez his title back... Prez smiles and grabs the mic! Prez: WOW! THANKS...SURVIVAL! I...I...I LOVE YOU BRO! THE PREZ HUGS SURVIVAL! BOO CHICK COMES RUNNING DOWN...SHE GETS IN AND SHAKES SURVIVAL'S HAND AND MAKES OUT WITH THE PREZ! THEY WALK UP THE RAMP AS ROLLIN' HITS!!! Finkel: Here is your new WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! Coach: WOW! WHAT A GREAT NIGHT, BUT WHAT ABOUT STONE COLD, THE MARC, CROW, AND EVEN TRIPLE H WHO IS CLIMBING DOWN NOW?! ...Show ends! Friday - JR: Oh, man! Last night was a SLOBBER KNOCKER! The Survival came out on top! But, tonight we have a Ladder Match for the biggest prize in the Women's Division! The WNW Women's Championship... Finkel: The only match tonight is a Ladder Match for The WNW Women's Championship... Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! "Higher" by Creed hits and out comes Boo Chick! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: This will be heated here... DING! DING! DING! Chyna Doll with a Rock Bottom on Boo Chick! Oww! Boo Chick gets up and knees Chyna Doll in the face! Chyna Doll falls to the mat! Boo Chick goes up top! Swanton Bomb! Oww! As Chyna Doll lays there Boo Chick goes outside of the ring and grabs the ladder, she brings it in and sets it up, but is met with a Twist of Fate from Chyna Doll before she can climb it! Oww! Boo Chick gets up as Chyna Doll starts to climb and goes up the other side! OWW! A slap from Boo Chick to Chyna Doll! WHAT? WHAT IS BOO DOING? JR: NO! NOT OFF THE LADDER!!! OWW! Boo Chick did THE BITCH off the ladder!!! Twisted Knee Lock! OWW!!!! Chyna Doll screams in pain, Boo Chick releases the hold and throws her out of the ring...Boo Chick starts climbing...AND SHE GETS THE TITLE! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: Well that was a great match after a HELL of a one yesterday...GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! Weekend - JR: I am here with Coach, my new partner in crime and Coach what was the atmosphere like Thursday? Coach: Well, JR! To tell you the truth, I've never seen anything like it...It was even better than The WWF!!! JR: Wow, I hope I see some more great matches... Coach: Well, maybe both of us will tonight when Wuxx takes on Triple H! NO HOLDS BARRED! And also tonight, after yesterdays Ladder Match we have Chyna Doll versus Y2Mary, tonight, IN A LADDER MATCH! JR: Yes, can she get what she wants?! And The Prez and Boo Chick go against a couple that won Tag Team Gold, but now hate eachother! Coach: The first match was suppost to be a Hardcore Match...Karla Versus Baby Bubbles, but Karla quit...what a wuss! This busness is a hard one, and sometimes people can't take it... Finkel: The first match is a Ladder match! Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! "Pop" by *NSYNC hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Y...2...Mary! DING! DING! DING! Chyna Doll runs out of the ring and is getting the ladder...MOONSAULT!!! OWW!!! Y2MARY DID A MOONSAULT TO OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HIT THE LADDER INTO CHYNA DOLL'S FACE!!! THEY ARE DOWN... JR: Jesus! Coach: HOLY SHIT! THE CROWD IS CHANTING HOLY SHIT! After a while, Y2Mary gets up and grabs the ladder...she hits CHYNA DOLL! OWW! Chyna Doll yelps of in pain! Y2Mary gets in the ring and sets up the ladder...she starts climbing for the briefcase...Chyna Doll starts to get up...SWANTON BOMB!!!!!!!! OWW!!!!!!! JR: THE HOLY SHIT CHANTS ARE GOING AGAIN...Y2MARY WITH A SWANTON BOMB OUT OF THE RING!!!!!! Y2Mary seems broken...but she gets up after a minute or so...she picks up the practicly dead Chyna Doll! TWIST OF FATE ON THE FLOOR!!!! OWW!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!! Y2Mary gets up and shows the crowd the busted open, knocked out Chyna Doll! Y2Mary gets in the ring and climbs the ladder and grabs the briefcase! DING! DING! DING! The EMT's come and get both of them! Y2Mary falls off of the ladder like Christian did at No Mercy after the Con-Chair-Toe on top of the ladders... JR: HOLY SHIT! Coach: HO...LY...SHIT! Finkel: Here is your winner...Y...2...Mary! Crowd: Y2Mary! Y2Mary! Y2Mary! Y2Mary! Coach: DAMN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!? WHO WOULD EXPECT THAT ON A DEBUT!? JR: Was that her debut? HOLY SHIT TIMES TWO IF IT WAS! Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Tag Team Championships... "Higher" by Creed hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The Owner of WNW...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Extreme Raye! Booker T.'s Music hits and out comes the Ex-Hardcore Champ... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is the other half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Marc! The Marc and Extreme Raye stay far apart on thier side of the ring...DING! DING! DING! The Prez and The Marc are first! The Prez gets a DDT on The Marc...pin...Kick Out! The Prez goes for a Snap Suplex on The Marc, but The Marc gets out and gets a Dimond Cutter on The Prez! Oww! Pin...Kick Out! The Marc...goes for the Stone Cold Stunner, but The Prez grabs his foot and trips him down...pick him back up! Snap Suplex! Oww! Pin...1...Kick Out! The Marc stays down so The Prez goes up top...Swanton Bomb! Oww! The Marc moved! The Marc picks up The Prez and puts him in The Torture Rack!!! OWW! The Prez is screaming in pain! Does he tap? Does he? OWW! Boo Chick from behind! The Prez goes over and tags in Boo, The Marc goes over to tag in Extreme Raye, but Extreme Raye gets off the apron! JR: Looks like Extreme Raye could care less about The Marc! Coach: Then why is she here? The Marc turns around...KNEE IN THE FACE FROM BOO! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Boo Chick tags in Prez! The Prez drags The Marc into the middle of the ring...PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! The Prez kicks up The Marc shoulder! The Prez taunts the crowd! The Prez throws the pad to the crowd...Bounce...Bounce...OWW!!! People's Elbow to The Marc! The Prez moves, and as Extreme Raye tries to get into the ring with a steel chair and the Ref argues with her, Boo Chick goes up top! THE BITCH!!! OWW!!! Twisted Knee Lock! The Marc screams in pain, Boo Chick runs back as Raye gets off the apron...The Prez pins The Marc...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: YES! Finkel: Here are your new...WNW Tag Team Champions...The Prez and Boo Chick! Coach: HEY?! What is this?! Extreme Raye gets into the ring...SMACK! OWW! EXTREME RAYE HIT THE MARC WITH A STEEL CHAIR! JR: If he still had The Hardcore Championship, she could get it, Coach! Coach: YES SHE COULD! HA! JR: Well, the next match will be heated...a newbie versus an All Time Great! Coach: Well, that's a team JR! JR: I know! Coach: He's not in it though! Finkel: The next match is a No Holds Barred Match! Know Your Role The Rock's Old Music hits and out comes Wuxx! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Wuxx! Triple H's Music hits and out comes HHH! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Triple H! DING! DING! DING! Wuxx Chokeslams Triple H! Oww! Wuxx gets on the other side of the ropes and goes to climb the turnbuckle! But Triple H WHO IS ON THE TURNBUCKLE, GRABS HIS NECK AND NECKBREAKERS HIM OUT OF THE RING! OWW! Triple H gets up first, even though he is hurt too, and he goes into the back! He starts walking and Crow shows up... Crow: Hey, want some help? HHH: No! Wuxx: WHERE ARE WE GOING? Crow: Fine, bye then! Crow walks off and Triple H takes a turn...ALL OF THE SUDDEN...WHAM! CLOSELINE FROM HELL FROM BRADSHAW! Wuxx sets up a table and gets on one side of it! DOUBLE TEAM POWERBOMB THROUGHT THE TABLE!!! OWW!!! FAAROOQ AND WUXX PUT TRIPLE H THROUGH THE TABLE! Wuxx walks away with The APA... Wuxx: I GOT YA, TRIPLE H! The EMT's take away Triple H also! ...show is over!