Monday - Coach: I am here! And tonight yet another historic match! everyone is compaining that they are not ready...but it will happen! Finkel: The Main Event tonight is a Battle Royal for The WNW Heavyweight Championship, WNW European Championship, and The WNW Hardcore Championship! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Coach: I just saw what Angle did on RAW! MAN THAT BASTARD! I BET THE PREZ WILL CHANGE HIS MUSIC, WON'T HE?! Finkel: First...making his way to the ring...he is The Owner of The WNW...one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! The Prez grabs a mic! Coach: WHAT? WHY IS THE PREZ GRABBING A MIC?! Prez gets in the ring! Prez: Hello, EVERYONE! A lot of people are mad because I made the match so soon! Survival is complaining and even Crow, who has a good chance! NOW TONIGHT WILL BE HISTORIC WITH OUT A DOUBT! Crowd Cheers! Prez: BUT, IN MORE WAYS THEN YOU THINK...NOW I HAVE A FEW PEOPLE TO CALL OUT! MARC! GET OUT HERE! Booker T.'s Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Marc! Prez: GOOD! NOW, I WANT CROW OUT HERE! "Fuel" by Metallica hits and out he comes... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Crow! Prez: GREAT! NOW...SURVIVAL! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!! "Rollin'" hits and out he comes...one of the most dominant men in WNW History! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion, The WNW European Champion, and The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! Prez: AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....TRIPLE H!!!!!! Triple H comes out with Security Guards! Coach: Triple H was suspended by The Prez! That's why the guards are here! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is suspended...Triple H! Prez: Great! NOW BEFORE THE MATCH...I WANT YOU IN A LINE! While I get a some chairs, incase someone attacks me, I want you to line up from left to right in this order...The Marc, Crow, The Survival, and LAST BUT NOT LEAST...TRIPLE H! The Prez grabs three chairs and gets in the ring...he drops them in a pile and walks up to The Marc! Prez: MARC! THE PREZ THINKS YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR ROLE...AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Everyone's about ready to burst...The Prez goes up to Crow... Prez: CROW! YOU DISCUST ME! I HOPE YOU DIE AND ROT IN HELL! Everyone is going nutts! The Prez goes up to The Survival! Prez: SURVIVAL! MY FRIEND! YOU COME TO THE ARENA...ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE YOUR MATCH, AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME DO GET READY! (RP!) SO YOU STARTED WHINING...AND YOU SAY THAT I AM "CHEATING!!!" Crowd: Ohhhh! Prez: WHAT THE FUCK, SURVIVAL? EVERYTIME I DIDN'T DO MY JOB...(RESULTS)...YOU STARTED TO BITCH, AND EVERYONE WENT NUTTS...YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT...YOUR A WUSS!!!! Coach: THE PREZ JUST CALLED THE SURVIVAL A WUSS! The Alliance members and The Marc are shocked...SURVIVAL IS TOO! The Prez moves on to Triple H! Prez: Triple H!...We had some great times...(looks at Survival)...beating the HELL OUT OF SURVIVAL! SCREWING HIM IN MATCHES...MAN! THE NEW OUTSIDERZ WERE BETTER...AND THE PREZ MEANS BETTER...THAN D-GENERATION-X!!! That's why TONIGHT! THE HISTORY WILL NOT BE THE BATTLE ROYAL! BECAUSE SURVIVAL IS TOO WUSS FOR TONIGHT, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE...AND THAT IS THAT AT EFedMania...THERE WILL BE A FIVE MAN ELIMANATION MATCH IN THE MAIN EVENT...AND WHO IS IN IT?! THEY ARE ALL STANDING IN THIS RING!!! Crow explodes! Prez: WAIT! THE MATCH WILL BE FOR THE WNW....HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Crowd is wild! Prez: AND HERE IS SOME MORE HiSTORY FOR YA...RELEASE TRIPLE H! The guards un hand cuff Triple H! Prez: TRIPLE H...YOUR UN-SUSPENDED! Crowd is suspisious! Prez: OH, AND ONE MORE THING! I AM GETTING RID OF A FEW THINGS TONIGHT...THE FIRST THING IS THE ALLIANCE... Triple H is about to punch out The Prez... Prez: BUT WAIT! AND THE INSIDERZ! Crowd doesn't understand this... PREZ: THERE IS A NEW TEAM! ME...TRIPLE H! CROW! THE MARC! RVD! CLOUD! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! BOO CHICK! WUXX! EXTREME RAYE! AND IT WON'T HAVE ONE PERSON...FIRST OFF THE NAME IS...THE BETTER OUTSIDERZ! Crowd is in shock! Prez: AND IT WON'T HAVE SURVIVAL! Crowd is shocked, but can kindof understand what The Prez is talking about... Prez, Triple H, Crow, and The Marc all turn to The Survival...THE SURVIVAL FREEZES IN PLACE!!! THEY PICK UP THE CHAIRS! WHAM!!! QUADRUPLE CON-CHAIR-TOE! Prez: CAN YOU DIG THAT, SUCKA??? Coach: ARE YOU TELLING THE NEW OUTSIDERZ REFORMED AND ARE MORE POWERFUL???!!! OH...MY...GOD! ...Show goes off the air! Tuesday: JR: Oh, man! LAST NIGHT WAS A SHOCKER, BUT WE GOTTA GET TO TONIGHT AND FAST! Finkel: The following match is a Hardcore match up! Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! "Pop" by *NSYNC hits and out comes Y2Mary! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Y...2...Mary! JR: Here we go! DING! DING! DING! Chyna Doll runs into the back and Y2Mary follows cautiously...she follows Chyna Doll into a room, she walks through the door...IT WAS A SETUP! WHAM! CON-CHAIR-TOE FROM TRIPLE H AND CROW! Chyna Doll gets ontop of a desk...MOONSAULT!!! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...Chyna Doll! JR: Well, that was it, a cheap match, is THE WNW GONNA BE CHEAP, NOW???!!! ...Show goes off the air... Wednesday- Coach: HELLO! Tonight, The Prez has challenged Wrath to an IC Title Match! Next time I see you will be Friday, where we will have a Battle Royal for The WNW IC and Heavyweight Championships...So The Prez can lose tonight...Wrath would be defending tomorrow then...But it seems as if J.R. gets the shitty matches and I always end up with the Historic ones... Finkel: Tonights match is for The WNW Intercontinental Championship... "Woo Hoo" by Blur hits and out comes Wrath... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Wrath!!! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The Owner of The WNW...one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The PREZ! Coach: HERE WE GO! DING! DING! DING! Wrath gets a Jackhammer...pin...Kick Out! The Prez gets up...DDT! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Wrath goes for the Olympic Slam, but The Prez ducks...Snap Suplex!!! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Wrath lays on the ground all out of it...THE MOST ELECTRIFIYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY...THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW! TAUNT! KICKS THE SHOULDER...THROWS THE PAD! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! OWWWWW!!!! PIN...1...2...3!!! DING! DING! DING! Coach: DAMMIT! I HATE THE PREZ! OOPS! HE COULD FIRE ME FOR THAT! Finkel: Here is your winner and still...The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! ...Show ends! Thursday - JR: Tonight is a Guest Refferee Match...Tomorrow the TWO TOP TITLES IN WNW ARE ON THE LINE IN A BATTLE ROYAL!!! Finkel: The Main Event tonight is a Special Guest Referee Match... The Hardy Boyz Music hits and out comes a hot babe... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! "Fuel" by Metallica hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Crow! RVD's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The Special Guest Referee...Rob...Van...Dam! JR: I HAVE TO WONDER ABOUT THIS MATCH! DING! DING! DING! Trish goes for a Spear on Crow, but Crow turns it into a PEDIGREE!!! OWW! Pin...RVD counts...1...2.............RVD WAITS TILL...Kick Out! Crow goes for a LAST RIDE, BUT TRSIH TURNS INTO A HURRICANRANA AND ROLLS UP CROW...RVD COUNTS FAST...1...2...KICK OUT! Trish goes for a DDT, but Crow reverses into a Jackhammer...PIN...1...2...RVD FROM BEHIND! JR: HEY! IT'S THE MARC, WHO WILL HE FIGHT?! MARC BOTTOM...MARC BOTTOM!!! OWW, MARC BOTTOM ON CROW!!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!! OWW!!! Trish puts Crow in The CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! ROPE BREAK! Trish Slaps Crow! Pin...1...2...3! RVD COUNTED FAST! DING! DING! DING! JR: What was that?! The Marc...and RVD BEATING UP THIER OWN TEAM MATE...FOR TRISH! WHAT'S UP WIT DAT?! ...Show ends! Friday - Coach: TONIGHT COULD MAKE HISTORY! EVERYONE HAS A SHOT AT THE TWO TOP TITLES IN THIS BUSINESS, THE LAST ONE IN THE RING WINS! COULD THIS BE THE END OF SURVIVAL'S REIGN? WHAT ABOUT PREZ'S? Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is a Battle Royal for The WNW Intercontinental, and Heavyweight Championships... Crowd Cheers... SMH's Music hits and out come all of The Better Outsiderz... Finkel: Making their way to the ring...weighing in at 2080 pounds...The Better Outsiderz... The Hardy Boyz Music hits and out comes Trish... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European, Hardcore, and Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! "Higher" by Creed hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Boo Chick! Coach: They were going to get married, but The Prez told her to either trust him, or leave him...she LEFT HIM! The Prez looks at Boo Chick...he is sad! Boo Chick isn't, she is mad that The Prez would pick Triple H over her! Stone Cold's Old Music by Disturbed hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! Coach: HE LEFT TOO! "Woo Hoo" by Blur hits and out comes Wrath! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Wrath! "Pop" by *NSYNC hits and out comes the EXTREME ONE! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Y...2...Mary! Coach: EVERYONE IS OUT NOW! THEY ARE ALL IN THE RING! HERE WE GO, THE SURVIVAL, OR THE PREZ, OR BOTH OF THEM COULD LOSE THEIR TITLES... DING! DING! DING! Boo Chick seems to still be sad...Wrath Olympic Slam's her out of the ring...SHE IS OUT! The Prez sees this...he goes over to Wrath...PUNCH! OWW! ELIMANATED! Cloud gets on the otherside of the ropes, obviously going up top, BUT OWWW!!!! SPEAR OFF TOP ROPE! EXTREME RAYE AND CLOUD ARE ELIMANATED! They are pissed off at eachother! Wuxx grabs Trish by the hair and throws her over the top! CHYNA DOLL HITS WUXX OUT FROM BEHIND! ELIMANATED! The Marc sees this and obviously remembers what Chyna Doll has been doing with Survival, he goes over to her...TORTURE RACK!!!! OWW!! HE DROPS HER OVER TOP ROPE! The Marc turns around...BITCH SLAP!!! OWW! THE MARC FALLS OVER THE ROPES! THE SURVIVAL, CROW, TRIPLE H, AND PREZ ARE JUST SITTING THERE STARING EACHOTHER DOWN! The Survival, barely able to stand after The Prez's attacks...Y2Mary throws Baby Bubbles over top rope! Y2Mary is the only women left! Stone Cold goes for the Stone Cold Stunner on Y2Mary, but she grabs his foot, trips him down and PUTS AUSTIN IN THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! When she releases the hold she gets up, turns around...POWER CLOSELINE FROM AUSTIN OVER THE TOP ROPE! Chyna Doll sets a chair in the ring...RVD GRABS IT! VANDAMINATOR...VANDAMINATOR OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR AUSTIN! As The Prez and Triple H DOUBLE TEAM FLAPJACK Survival...Crow with a HELLRAISER ON RVD OUT OF THE RING!!!! Coach: The three leaders left, and the person they hate! The Survival gets up just barely, The Prez and Triple H look at eachother! THE PREZ PUNCHES TRIPLE H! BACK AND FORTH! BACK AND FORTH! LAST RIDE FROM SURVIVAL...OWW!!! CROW IS OUT NOW! SURVIVAL GOES OVER TO TRIPLE H AND PREZ AND STARTS HELPING TRIPLE H...PUNCH...PUNCH...OWW!!! THE PREZ AND TRIPLE H HIT SURVIVAL! Survival goes on the other side of the ropes and goes up FOR A SWANTON BOMB, BUT WAIT!!! TRIPLE H WITH A LOW BLOW! OWW! TRIPLE H KNOCKED OUT SURVIVAL!!!!! SURVIVAL HAS LOST HIS TITLE! PREZ RUNS AT TRIPLE H, TRIPLE H PULLS THE ROPE DOWN...THE PREZ PULLS TRIPLE H WITH...WHO WINS!? WAIT! THE PREZ HELD ON TO THE ROPES!!!!!! DING! DING! DING! Coach: Okay...is that suppost to be good?! HA HA! At least it's not Triple H...WE ALL HATE THAT BASTARD! BUT PREZ WILL PAY! Finkel: Here is your new WNW Heavyweight Champion...and still The WNW Intercontinental Champion...THE PREZ! The Prez looks for Boo Chick, but she has left... Coach: Someone is suppost to defect from The Better Outsiderz to be with Survival, who is it?! The Prez gets in the ring and grabs a mic... Prez: Okay...WHO IS IT? SURVIVAL! GET IN HERE! Survival gets in the ring... The Prez looks at him with hatred! Prez: ALL THE BETTER OUTSIDERZ GET IN HERE IN A LINE WITH ME...SURVIVAL, STAND ACROSS FROM US! The Survival gets across from the huge line of Outsiderz... Prez: OKAY! WHO EVER IT IS, GO AND STEP UP BY SURVIVAL! THE SURVIVAL GRABS A MIC! NO ONE MOVES! Survival: GET OVER HERE, MARC! The Better Outsiderz look pissed, RVD looks alittle shocked! Prez: MARC?! IT'S YOU?! YOU BASTARD! The Better Outsiderz are about to jump them, but... Survival: WAIT! I PROMISED THE MARC SOMETHING! I PROMISED TO GIVE HIM THIS WHEN HE JOINS ME... The Survival, now with only two titles, takes one off his waste...IT'S THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP... Finkel: Here is your new...WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! The Better Outsiderz now go up to Survival and Marc and are about to burst, when all of the sudden... MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! OWW! Marc: Thanks for the title, Survival! Crowd Boo's! The Better Outsiderz realize it was a setup and smile! SMH's Music hits as The Better Outsiderz leave... Coach: The Survival lost two titles today...DAMN! ...show goes off the air! Weekend - JR: Me and Coach are here for The WEEKEND SHOW! Coach: Yep, and tonight we have...Crow VS. Austin in a Street Fight! JR: Ever since Austin left The Better Outsiderz, they all want revenge, and Crow will be one of the first to try and get some... Coach: Then, Extreme Raye challenged Survival to a NO DISQUALIFACATIONS MATCH, Now why would she do that J.R.? Better put, how STUPID CAN SHE BE?! JR: Well, Coach, I don't know if she is stupid, but she might lose...and besides, it's not for a title, so win or lose Survival won't have any big problems... Coach: What about this?! Y2Mary VS. Chyna Doll with The Prez AS SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!? JR: HA HA! THE PREZ IS A FAIR MAN, SOMETIMES! WHAT CAN I SAY? Coach: Well, Chyna Doll has requested a First Blood Match for these two at EFedMania, J.R.! JR: Well, how much can these divas take?! Coach: I don't know, but we are about to kick off... Finkel: The first match is a Street Fight... Crowd cheers... "Fuel" by Metallica hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Crow! Stone Cold's Old Music by Disturbed hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! JR: I have a weird feeling about this match, Coach! DING! DING! DING! Crow with a Jackhammer on Steve...Oww! Pin...Kick Out! Crow goes out of the ring and grabs a chair...he gets in the ring and is greated with a Power Closeline from Austin...Pin...Kick Out! Austin gets up and goes uptop for an Elbow Drop on Crow...Oww! Crow MOVED! Pin...1...Kick Out! Crow picks up Austin and PEDIGREE! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Crow looks frustrated! He gets a table from outside of the ring and sets it up in the ring as Austin gets up...Austin bounces Crow off the ropes and jumps ontop of him with Mounted Punches...Pin...1...Kick Out! Crow looks pissed, he kicks Austin in the gutt...LAST RIDE!!!! OWW, THROUGH THE TABLE! But Crow isn't finished... Coach: Crow isn't done, obviously, what is he doing J.R.? JR: I don't know...but WE ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT! Crow grabs some stairs and gets back in the ring...he drops them on Austin who is still laying there...OWW! Austin's state is almost knocked out! Crow pushes the broken table out of the ring and puts the stairs where the table was...he kicks Austin and grabs two tables outside of the ring again...he kicks Austin again and sets up one of the tables over the stairs! He sets up the other table ontop of the other...he picks up Austin who is almost out of it! JR: OH, SHIT! HELL RAISER THROUGH THE TWO TABLES AND ONTO THE STAIRS! OWWW!!!!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...Crow! Coach: I believe that is Crow's first victory in the singles division! JR: Good for him, but Austin will HAVE A HEADACHE WHEN HE WAKES UP IN THE HOSPITAL... Finkel: The next match is a No Disqualifacations Match! Crowd cheers... "Points of Authority hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Extreme Raye! "Rollin'" hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...The Survival! DING! DING! DING! The Survival grabs a chair on his way into the ring and gets a X-Factor from Extreme Raye! Pin...Kick Out! The Survival gets up and kicks her in her gut...LAST RIDE ON THE CHAIR! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...The Survival! Coach: That was fast! JR: Sure was! Finkel: The next match is a Special Guest Referee Match... Crowd cheers... "Pop" by *NSYNC hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Y...2...Mary! Lita's Music hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The Owner of WNW...The WNW Intercontinental Champion...and The WNW Heavyweight Champion...the Special Guest Referee for this match...The Prez! A lot of boo's run through the arena! DING! DING! DING! Chyna Doll turns around to a MOONSAULT FROM Y2MARY! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Chyna Doll gets up...ROCK BOTTOM! OWW! Chyna Doll Rock Bottomed Y2Mary! Chyna Doll gets out of the ring and grabs the ring bell, she gets back in and tries to swing it, but Prez GRABBED IT! Some faint cheers through out the crowd...Chyna Doll goes out of the ring and grabs a chair, and as The Prez brings back the bell to the outside of the ring...WHAM! CHAIRSHOT TO Y2MARY! The Prez gets in the ring and sees the chair on the ring...Y2Mary holding her head and Chyna Doll blushing...The Prez who isn't stupid like most...DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner by disqualifacation...Y...2...Mary! TORNADO DDT TO THE PREZ FROM CHYNA DOLL...OWW! Chyna Doll gets up and talks trash to The Prez...she turns around...WHAM! CHAIR SHOW TO CHYNA DOLL FROM Y2MARY! Coach: What a night... ...Show ends!