Monday- JR: TONIGHT LADDER MATCH! Finkel: The Main Event is a Ladder Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship... "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits... JR: I'm gonna read you what this man says to Prez in an email... Man! i know your going to cheat! and if YOUR NOT SCARED... make our match tonight a NO INTERFERENCE cage match!!!! huh? if you don't... your a wuss man! Survival PS: tell me... are we still friends or not? i gotta know! It doesn't seem like much, but trust me, I've talked to The Prez, and he is furious with The Survival...THERE IS ABOUT TO BE AN EXPLOSION! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Survival! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Prez! DING! DING! DING! The Prez grabs the ladder and gets in the ring...The Survival and The Prez stare eachother down! OWW!!! THE PREZ HIT THE SURVIVAL WITH THE LADDER! The Prez grabs a mic... Prez: GET DOWN HERE! The Better Outsiderz comes out and for once you hear a cheer! JR: GOOD! THIS MAN IS SO DISRESPECTFUL, AND IS SO DAMN FULL OF HIMSELF, ANYONE AGAINST THIS NOW SHOULD BURN IN HELL! The Better Outsiderz all get chairs...The Survival who is now getting up...WHAM! ALL AT ONCE! ALL THE CHAIRS! ON SURVIVAL! The Crowd is acually cheering... JR: OH, NO! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR! EVEN EVERY ONE ELSE AGREES! The Prez pulls out something...IT'S A RCP-120! THE BETTER OUTSIDERZ RUN...THE BULLETS FLY! JR: OH, MY GOD! THE PREZ JUST MURDERED SURVIVAL! Prez: SURVIVAL! YOUR FIRED! The Prez tells Finkel something... Finkel: Here is your new...WNW European Champion...CROW! JR: THE POLICE ARE HERE! The Prez is handcuffed and taken away...Survival's dead body lays there in the ring...ALL BLOODY! JR: OH, MY GOD! ...SHOW ENDS! Tuesday - Coach: I'm here...and LAST NIGHT THE PREZ WENT TO JAIL FOR THE MURDER OF SURVIVAL! HE GOT OUT ON BAIL, BUT DOESN'T WANT TO WRESTLE...ANYMORE! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Prez! The Prez grabs a mic... Prez: HA HA HA! Crowd cheers! Prez: Last night...I KILLED THE SURVIVAL! But, I don't feel like wrestling (because it doesn't fit with my schedule w/ Wrestling at school for two hours everyday...but I'm just talking about RP's...so I would lose all my titles...) anymore! So...WELCOME YOUR NEW WNW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION...AND WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...TRIPLE H!!!! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Intercontinental and Heavyweight Champion...Triple H! Prez: Triple H...HERE! Prez hands him the belts! HHH: I WANTED THESE! THANKS! Prez: I'm outta here! I got some ho's to do! Coach: HMMM...I HAVE TO WONDER HOW MUCH THIS MURDER WILL EFFECT THE WNW IN THE LONG RUN!? ...show goes off the air! Wednesday - JR: We have had a weird week so far...and tonight we will get back to our matches! The Prez who got out on bail from murdering Survival...has STOPPED WRESTLING, BECAUSE...IT MESSES WITH HIS SCHEDULE... Finkel: Tonight's match is a Bra and Panties Match for The WNW Women's Championship... "What's My Name?" by DMX hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Baby Bubbles! "Higher" by Creed hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: Boo Chick broke off the wedding with The Prez, because The Prez went and made The Better Outsiderz...Boo says she is taking Survival's place! Triple H and the rest of The Better Outsiderz had a Survival-Fired Appreciation Night...and Austin layed out Prez with a 2x4, and Wuxx layed out himself from drinking too much...BUT ENOUGH TALK, LET'S GET TO THE ACTION! DING! DING! DING! Baby Bubbles is talking to someone in the audience as Boo Chick PULLS OFF HER SHIRT! Crowd cheers and looks at her bra...Knee to Baby BUBBLES FACE! OWW! Baby Bubbles falls to the ground holding her face...Boo Chick goes up top...THE BITCH!!!! OWW! Knee Lock is applied...Baby Bubbles taps in pain...Boo lets go and pulls off Baby's mini-skirt...Crowd cheers...DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: HEY! IT'S THE PREZ! Crowd boo's alittle...mostly silent... JR: Oh, Boo sees...WATCH OUT BOO...THIS MAN HAS MURDERED PEOPLE! Boo Chick walks up the ramp to The Prez...The Prez has a plain look on his face...SLAP!!! OWW! Some of the Crowd cheers! The Prez starts to turn around...BUT HE GRABS HER HAIR! BOO SCREAMS IN PAIN! OWW!!!! AUSTIN WITH A 2x4 FROM BEHIND! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTTS! THE PREZ LETS GO OF BOO'S HAIR...HE GETS UP...KICK TO GUT! STONE COLD WENT FOR THE STUNNER, BUT THE PREZ GOT OUT AND OWWW!!!!! THE PREZ THREW AUSTIN OFF THE RAMP!!!! JR: OH, MY GOD! PREZ! PREZ...JUST...PREZ JUST...AHHH!!! The Prez looks for Boo, but she is already gone! The rest of The Better Outsiderz come out to help The Prez back to The Better Outsiderz Locker Room! JR: THIS IS WAR! ...Show ends! Thursday- Coach: Tonight's Hardcore Match between Cloud and Wrath has been canceled, sorry! (Because niether RPed this week, so no one wins...) See you tomorrow... ...show ends! Friday - JR: Yesterday, once again...no action! Tonight...a four corners match for the WNW Women's Championship...There is an EFed out to destroy WNW! It's called Extreme Wrestling Federation...and Wednesday Night Wrestling Wrestlers are going to EWF! WNW is dieing here, people! We need your HELP! WE ARE DESPRATE! SOON...LIKE IN A FEW DAYS WE COULD BE WHIPED OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH...THEN IN 7 MORE DAYS MY WWF CONTRACT WILL BE GONE BECUASE THE ALLIANCE WILL WIN! ..........NOT!!!!!! WNW WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO FUCK UP EWF!!!!! THE WWF WILL PREVAIL AT SURVIOR SERIES! Finkel: Tonight's Match is a Four Corner's Match for The WNW Women's Championship... Lita's Music hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! The Hardy Boyz Music hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! "Pop" by *NSYNC hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Y...2...Mary! "Higher" by Creed hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: Well...here we go! DING! DING! DING! Chyna Doll and Boo Chick are in first...Boo Chick Knee's Chyna Doll in the face...Chyna Doll tags in Trish Stratus...Y2Mary puches Chyna Doll and they start fighting outside of the ring...when Trish turns around too busy looking at the comotion...SWANTON BOMB! OWW! Y2Mary knocks Chyna Doll down and sets up a table...the fans are going crazy! THE BITCH!!!! OWW! Boo Chick did The Bitch on Trish...Y2Mary gets Chyna Doll up on the table along with her as BOO CHICK GETS THE TWISTED KNEE LOCK AS THE BITCH IS COMPLETED! TWIST OF FATE, Y2MARY'S FINISHER THROUGH THE TABLE.....OWWW!!!!!! TAP! TAP! TAP! TRISH TAPS OUT! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: After what Y2Mary just did to Chyna Doll, I'm sure Chyna Doll will want revenge in their First Blood Match at EFedMania! ...show goes off the air as Austin comes to HUG BOO CHICK! Weekend - JR: A lot of things happened this weekend... Coach: The Prez and Boo Chick are close to getting back together... JR: The EWF and The WNW are practicly sister companies... Coach: And a lot of WNW Superstars are in EWF! JR: Two of Prez's old friends joined...from the now gone EHW where Prez was World and Hardcore Champ... Coach: Now...let's get to the action... Finkel: The first match is a Hardcore Match! Crowd cheers... "Fuel" by Metallica hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...Crow! Stone Cold's Old Music by Disturbed hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Stone Cold Steve Austin! Coach: HERE GOES A HEATED RIVALRY! DING! DING! DING! Crow gets a Jackhammer on Austin...pin...1...Kick Out! Crow pulls up Austin and sets him up for the Last Ride! But, Austin pulls out and POWER CLOSELINES CROW! Pin...Kick Out! Austin goes uptop and goes for an ELBOW DROP AS CROW moves...OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Austin holds his elbow...Crow pulls him up! Hooks the arms...PEDIGREE! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Austin gets up holding his elbow and grabs Crow...just unleases some power and launches Crow to the ropes! Lands ontop of him with Mounted Punches! Gets off after the Crowd counts the number of punches...Austin is sitting there...waiting...wait for the KICK TO GUT! STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER ON CROW! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT! CROW KICKED OUT OF THE STONE COLD STUNNER! Crow gets up...all out of it...Crow goes up to Austin...Austin is like "what the fuck"! JR: WHAT IS CROW DOING?! Crow stands there for awhile...AUSTIN WON'T STAND THIS! KICK TO GUT! STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER ON CROW! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT! Coach: CROW KICKED OUT OF TWO STUNNERS!!! Crow gets right up and stands in STONE COLDS FACE! STONE COLD CAN'T BELIEVE IT! KICK TO GUT! CROW BACKS UP! AUSTIN THINKS HE COMPLETED THE STUNNER...HE GOES FOR THE PIN BUT CROW ISN'T THERE! STONE COLD GETS UP...LOOKING FOR CROW! Coach: HE'S THERE! RIGHT BEHIND HIM! Austin turns around...HELL RAISER!!! OWW!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: What's up wit dat? Coach: I don't know...but it sure IMPRESSED THE FANS! Finkel: Here is your winner...CROW! JR: What a match... Coach: Sure was interesting... Finkel: The next match is also a Hardcore Match... Crowd starts chanting...RVD...RVD...RVD...RVD! Tajiri's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Tajiri! Rob Van Dam's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Rob...Van...Dam! JR: Tajiri and RVD...we will see these two's talent now! Coach: Maybe this time there will be some weapon use... DING! DING! DING! RVD is taunting the Crowd...he turns around...OWW! Tajiri with a Swanton Bomb! He rolls him up...1...Kick Out! RVD rolls out of the ring...Tajiri follows as RVD grabs a chair...RVD turns around and throws the chair at Tajiri...TAJIRI CATCHES IT! VANDAMINATOR! VANDAMINATOR! All in an instant it happens...The Ref comes out...PIN!...1...Kick Out! Tajiri gets up, busted open...sets up a table...RVD sees this and gets up ontop of the table...Tajiri is pulled up there by RVD! RVD points to his shoulders... Crowd: R...V...D! STANDING MOONSAULT!!! OWWW!!! TAJIRI MOVED! TAJIRI JUMPED OFF THE TABLE! TAJIRI PICKS UP RVD! TWIST OF FATE ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING!!!! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: A CAREER THREATENING HARDCORE MATCH! Finkel: Here is your winner...Tajiri! Coach: What a match...both men are now busted open...and think about it JR! If Tajiri is this good at Hardcore Matches then think about when he faces The Marc at EFedMania! JR: He could very well be the next WNW Hardcore Champion... Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Tag Team Championships... Crowd cheers... JR: This match will deside who the Tag Champs will be since The Prez striped himself and Boo Chick of the titles! SMH's Music hits... Finkel: Making their way to the ring...at a combined weight of 530 lbs...from The Better Outsiderz...The WNW Intercontinental and Heavyweight Champion...Triple H...and The Owner of The WNW...The Prez! Crowd boo's as they come to the ring... "Woo Hoo" by Blur hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Wrath! Crowd cheers alittle... "Pop" by *NSYNC hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Y...2...Mary! Coach: Here we go... DING! DING! DING! Triple H rolls up Wrath as The Prez kicks Y2Mary in the IMPLANT! 1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!! Coach: EXACTLY! Finkel: Here are your new WNW Tag Team Champions...The Prez and Triple H! JR: Well...there is one more match! Coach: For the Women's Championship...JHC makes her debut back in The WNW! Finkel: The Main Event is for The WNW Women's Championship... Crowd cheers... Jive Jone's "Me, Myself, and I" hits... Finkel: Making her debut back...Jeff Hardy's Chic! Crowd cheers... "Higher" by Creed hits... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! DING! DING! DING! JHC gets the Twist of Fate on Boo...OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Boo quickly goes uptop...JHC turns around...Swanton Bomb! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! JHC gets up first...Boo gets up...JHC hunches down...Boo turns around...ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Boo gets up, so does JHC...Boo KNEES JHC in the face! Boo goes uptop...THE BITCH!!! OWW! Boo applies the Twisted Knee Lock...Does JHC tap? Does she? TAP! TAP! TAP! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still The WNW Women's Champion...Boo Chick! JR: What a NIGHT! Coach: It was good! I'll see you tomorrow, guys on The Monday Show! ...Show goes off the air!