Monday - Coach: I'm here...and tonight The Hardcore Champ will fight The IC AND HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP! THE THREE TOP TITLES IN THE BUSINESS, BUT TRIPLE H HAS ALMOST ALL OF IT TO LOSE, THE MARC WON'T LOSE HIS, CAUSE IT AIN'T UP TONIGHT! Booker T.'s Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Marc! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Intercontinental, Heavyweight, and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Triple H! Coach: HERE WE GO! DING! DING! DING! Triple H gets the Neckbreaker...Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Coach: HEY! IT'S TAJIRI! Tajiri gets in the ring...Triple H doesn't know what to do, so he stands back as The Marc turns around...TWIST OF FATE, TAJIRI'S FINISHER!!! OWW! Triple H found a job, and that was distracting The Referee! Tajiri runs away...Triple H picks up The Marc! PEDIGREE! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still WNW Intercontinental and Heavyweight Champion...Triple H! Coach: TRIPLE H OWES TAJIRI! But, The Marc owes it to himself to take care of Tajiri in their Barbed Wire Ropes Match for The Marc's Hardcore Title, at EFedMania! BYE! ...show is over! Tuesday - JR: HELLO EVERYONE! TONIGHT A PERSON FROM THE PREZ'S PAST EFED SUCCESS DEBUTS IN WNW AND FIGHTS CROW IN A TABLE MATCH FOR THE WNW EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP...I CERTAINLY DON'T REALLY KNOW WHO I WANT TO WIN SIMPLY BECAUSE CROW IS AN IDIOT, AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW, HELL! WE DON'T REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT QUICKSTER YET! Finkel: Tonight's match is a Table Match for The WNW European Championship... JR: I HAVE TO WONDER IF CROW CAN PULL THIS OFF! Kurt Angle's Music hits and out comes Quickster... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Quickster! A few cheers escape from the crowd... JR: Well, there he is! The man that will try to pry the Euro Title from Crow's "claws" tonight! "Fuel" by Metallica hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...CROW! JR: A lot of FWF Superstars have left because it is going down the tubes and The Prez literaly "stole" them away...and two titles so far! Well, here we go! Tables surround the ring and this is it! DING! DING! DING! Crow jumps at Quickster and Quickster jumps backwards...Crow starts laughing and the Crowd boo's the hell out of him as Quickster sneeks behind Crow for a Dimond Cutter! OWW! JR: I don't think he'll get Crow down that fast! Crow gets up and looks furious...he kicks Quickster in the gut and runs back...RUNS FORWARD! JACK HAMMER! OWW! JR: Crow got at least a one...does that mean something? Quickster gets up and is whiped to the ropes by Crow, Crow goes for a Closeline, but Quickster ducks, they bounce off the opposite sides and come back as Quickster connects for the BIG BOOT! OWW! JR: One second, man! That could mean two things, either Crow is almost finished or, that was just a devastating blow to the noggin... Quickster goes out of the ring and grabs a table, but as he sets it in the ring he is met by a CROSSBODY FROM CROW! OWW! Crow runs in the ring and sets up the table...but is met from behind by Quickster...OWW! Quickster brings out his hand and shows his glove to the Crowd, they go nuts...Crow turns around! CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OWWW! CROW LOW BLOWED QUICKSTER! Crowd boo's! Crow grabs him and kicks his gut and attempts the HELLRAISER, but Quickster quickly moves out of the way and grabs Crows neck again...AHHHH!!!! Crow twists Quickster's arm, into a counter...has him into an ARMBAR TAKE DOWN! QUICKSTER SCREAMS IN PAIN AND TAPS! Crow picks him up, the Crowd boo's! JR: THIS IS IT! I KNOW IT! Kick to gut, HELLRAISER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! OWWW!!! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still The WNW European Champion...Crow! JR: I told ya! Man that match was close, but a quick reversal by Crow near Crow's end turned it around itno a successful title defense...good job to Crow! THAT LITTLE BASTARD! GOOD NIGHT! ...show ends! Wednesday - Coach: I'm here and tonight THE PREZ WILL TAKE ON COOL MOODY IN A CAGE MATCH! The Prez has been annoyed by Cool Moody ever since he joined WNW, mainly by his stupidity! The Prez said that once Cool Moody requested a match with him, Stone Cold, and SURVIVAL Vs. Prez, HHH, and Crow! WHAT A JACKASS! SURVIVAL IS DEAD! OH, AND ON MONDAY, WORD HAS IT THAT THE PREZ AND TRIPLE H, WHO ARE WNW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HERE BECAME EWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! AND OTHER WORD TELLS US THAT THE MARC WON A FOUR CORNERS ELIMANATIONS MATCH AND BECAME THE EWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Finkel: Tonights match is a Cage Match... Crowd cheers... Kurt Angle's Music hits... Crowd boo's! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The Owner of The WNW and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Prez! Coach: THE SOURCES ARE RIGHT! THE PREZ IS BRINGING A SECOND TITLE TO THE RING WITH HIM...AND ON CLOSE CAMERAS IT SAYS...(Trying to make it out) Extreme...Wrestling...Federation...Tag Team Champion! IT'S RIGHT! Chris Jericho's Music hits... The Crowd goes wild! Coach: Even though The Prez will never be my favorite, I respect him, I like him alittle cause back when he punched out Cole and hired me, and cause he doesn't treat me like shit! But you can't deny...he has been an asshole to some people...here WE GO! The Cage has lowered and The Referee locks the door...DING! DING! DING! The Prez quickly Snap Suplex's Cool Moody and runs to climb...as he climbs Cool Moody grabs his foot! OWW! COOL MOODY GOT KICKED IN THE FACE! The Prez climbs...DING! DING! DING! Coach: SOME PEOPLE SUCK SO BAD IT'S NOT FUNNY, I LIKED THAT MATCH, BUT THE CROWD DIDN'T! Finkel: Here is your winner...The Prez! Coach: Well, see you Friday and on the Weekend Show too... ...show is over... Thursday - JR: I'm here! And tonight we will have a First Blood Street Fight! Tajiri Versus Cloud! I'm not up for much talking...I'm too worried about Survivor Series... Finkel: Tonight's match is a First Blood Street Fight! Crowd cheers... "Ronnie" by Metallica hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Cloud! Crowd boo's! Tajiri's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Tajiri! Crowd cheers... JR: Well, an obvation for Tajiri! Here we go! DING! DING! DING! Tajiri goes out of the ring and grabs a steel chair...the fans go wild...he turns around the get back into the ring, but KICK TO GUT! JACKHAMMER ON THE CHAIR! OOWWWW!!! The Ref checks to see if Tajiri is bleeding...NO! HE ISN'T! Tajiri looks mad...he grabs Cloud and SHOVES HIS head into the TURNBUCKLE!! OWW! Is Cloud opened up? Nope...Cloud turns around as the Ref talks to a fan...THE MIST!!! Tajiri did the mist...and it's red! The Ref looks at Cloud and thinks it's blood! CAUSE THE MIST WAS A THICK MIST! DING! DING! DING! JR: HE THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD! Finkel: Here is your winner...Tajiri! JR: Well...I need to fill out my resume' in case of you know what...even thought I'd still work here...maybe I'd take full time... ...show is done! Friday - Coach: Hey, Everyone! We are a few days from Survivor Series, if I lose my job...HELL! IF ME AND J.R. LOSE OUR JOBS WE WILL WORK FULL TIME AT WNW!!! But, tonight...Big Daddy Cool Diesel, who brought us The FWF Heavyweight Championship...will challenge Triple H for The WNW Intercontinental Champion...LET'S SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT!!! "Sinister's Urge" by Rob Zombie hits... Finkel: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for The Wednesday Night Wrestling Intercontinental Championship...making his way to the ring...he is The FWF Heavyweight Champion...weighing in at two hundred...and ninety-nine pounds...BIG...DADDY...COOL DIESEL!!! Triple H's Music hits...you even hear a few cheers... Coach: Interesting that yesterday Triple H asked RAYE TO MARRY HIM! And The Prez isn't happy! My sources tell me that The Prez was drunk one night in EWF and HAD SEXUAL INVOLVMENT WITH EXTREME RAYE! Can YOU BELIEVE THAT?!!! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is a member of The Better Outsiderz...he is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...and he is The Wednesday Night Wrestling Intercontinental and Heavyweight Champion...weighing in at two hundred and fifty-one pounds....TRIPLE H!!! Coach: Well, I'm sure that Triple H has some anger to take out on Big Daddy...so lets see how this goes...remember only The WNW IC Title is on the line... DING! DING! DING! Triple H irish whips BD to the ropes and goes for a Knee into BD, but BD ducks and they bounce off the other sides...BIG BOOT!!! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Coach: Triple H had a blow to the head! Triple H gets up and meets BD with a Neckbreaker...OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and talks trash to BD... Coach: A cheer is acualy heard for Triple H!!! Triple H noticing the Crowd, turns toward them and taunts them...Triple H chants start...Triple H turns around confident now and BIG CLOSELINE! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! The Crowd cheers for Triple H... Coach: OH, NO!!! Triple H gets up alittle bit too late! DIESEL BOMB!!! Triple H gets out and kicks BD in the gut...bounces off the ropes...AND PLANTS BD'S FACE INTO HIS KNEE!!! OWW! Crowd cheers...Triple H picks up BD...Kick to GUT!!! PEDIGREE!!! OWW!! Pin...1...2...3! The Crowd cheers...DING! DING! DING! Coach: YES! Finkel: Here is your winner... Coach: (realizing he said yes) ...did I just say yes?! Oh, dear! Finkel: ...And still The WNW Intercontinental Champion...Triple H! The Camera shows Extreme Raye watching on a moniter...Triple H sees that on The WNWTron and looks curious... Coach: Whatver that was, I gotta go to North Caralina now for SS! Night everyone! ...Show ends! Weekend - Coach: Me and J.R. are here, and are awaiting Survivor Series...if WWF loses we work full time here, remember... JR: YES INDEED! Coach: Two matches tonight... JR: First, for The FWF Hardcore Championship...Tajiri challenges KANE! Coach: And the second match is a Handicap Match...Big Daddy Cool Diesel Versus Rey Junior, and CLOUD! JR: I think he is alittle too confident! Coach: MAYBE, J.R.! MAYBE! Finkel: The first match is scheduled for anywere falls, and it is for The FWF Hardcore Championship... Tajiri's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Tajiri! Kane's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The FWF Hardcore Champion...KANE! JR: Well, there that monster is...can he handle WNW?! Coach: He obviously could handle FWF... DING! DING! DING! Tajiri goes for a Rock Bottom, but Kane moves and Tajiri falls on his face! OWW! Kane pins him...1...Kick Out! Tajiri grabs a steel chair from out of the ring...goes in the ring and swings at Kane! But Kane ducks and Closeline FROM HELL TO TAJIRI! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Kane sets the chair on the outside of the ring and gets in the ring and gets SWANTON BOMBED FROM TAJIRI! Tajiri pins Kane...1...Kick Out! Kane gets up before Tajiri and tightens his glove, Tajiri gets up and turns around! Coach: OH, NO!!! CHOKESLAM FROM HELL!!! OWW! JR: Kane just Chokeslamed Tajiri onto the chair outside of the ring... Coach: It's over! Kane gets out of the ring...pins Tajiri who is twitching...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: And still...The FWF Hardcore Champion...Kane! JR: Well, next is a Handicap Match... Coach: HARDCORE ALSO! JR: Big trouble is a comin'! Finkel: The next match is scheduled for one fall and is a Hardcore Handicap Match... "Sinister's Urge" by Rob Zombie hits... Finkel: First, making his way to the ring...he is The FWF Heavyweight Champion...Big Daddy Cool Diesel! "Fuel" by Metallica hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is the first person on the two person team...Cloud! Rey Mysterio Jr.'s Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is the second person on the two person team...Rey Junior! JR: Well, here we go... DING! DING! DING! BD throws Cloud over the top rope and rolls up Rey Jr....1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Coach: I tell ya! Finkel: Here is your winner...Big Daddy Cool Diesel! JR: Well, what a night, we gotta go to Survivor Series though, so good night...PRAY WWF PREVAILS!!! ...Show ends!