Wednesday Night Wrestling's Theme Hits as it's Second Show comes on the air in Cleveland, Ohio!
BANG! BANG! BANG! The fireworks go off!
JR: We are here in Cleveland and I am proud to announce that we had good enough ratings on our First Show that we will start a Sunday Night Show too! I'm looking forward to that...Micheal Cole has been hired for the hosting of Sundays! Out first match will be good!
The Cage starts to lower!
Howard Finkel: The First Match...is a Bra and Panties Cage Match for The WNW Women's Championship!
Crowd: Wooooo!
Lita's Music plays as you see Chyna Doll come to the ring...
Howard Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll!
Eminem's "Purple Hills" hits and Jeff Hardy's Chic makes her way to the ring!
JR: I wonder how everyone comes out here...after all those attacks that The Outsiders have done to them...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic!
"Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and Extreme Raye makes her way to the ring!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Extreme Raye!
The Hardy Boyz Music hits and Trish Stratus makes her way to the ring!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is the WNW Women's Champion...Trish Stratus!
The match starts as The Referee outside of the cage locks the door!
JR: Now remeber...you win by stripping one of these women, like elimanation!
Trish goes after Jeff Hardy's Chic right away and does a DDT! Chyna Doll and Extreme Raye start to fight, as Extreme gets the upper hand on Chyna Doll with a X-Factor! Trish grabs ahold of Jeff Hardy's Chic's shirt and rips it off!
JR: Oh yeah! Hey...no...no!!!
Here comes The Rock...Trish's manager, he climbes into the cage after knocking out the Referee! Chyna Doll gets a Rock Bottom on Extreme Raye and pulls off her pants! Trish and The Rock swing Jeff Hardy's Chic off the ropes, but Jeff Hardy's Chic get a Double Closeline! She pulls off Trish's shirt! Oh, no...Rock Bottom, Rock Bottom! The Rock Rock Bottom's Jeff Hardy's Chic and leaves the cage as the Ref gets up and doesn't notice a thing! Trish pulls off Jeff Hardy's Chic's pants!
JR: We have our first elimanated contestant...Jeff Hardy's Chic!
Jeff Hardy's Chic is let out the Cage door with her clothes in hand! She has bruises on her body from The Outsiders attacks! Back in the Cage it is a 3 Way now...As Trish laughes and waves good bye to Jeff Hardy's Chic, Extreme Raye and Chyna Doll grab Trish! They swing her into the ropes and get the 3D! Chyna Doll pulls off Trish's pants and Trish is elimanated also...she gets let out the door!
JR: That garentees a new WNW Women's Champion tonight...either Chyna Doll, or Extreme Raye!
Chyna Doll is taken down with a Twist of Fate and Chyna Dolls shirt comes off! Extreme Raye starts to kick Chyna Doll repeatedly!
JR: No...not another person...
Chyna Doll and Extreme Raye see Triple H coming down...Extreme Raye has a grin on her face! Chyna Doll gives Extreme Raye a Tornado DDT and trys to get at her shirt before Triple H comes in! But Extreme Raye twists Chyna Dolls hand and runs up to top rope! Triple H clubs the Ref and enters the Cage door! He looks at Chyna Doll, Chyna Doll is mad and she goes to slap Triple H! But on her way...Extreme Raye Spears her from the Top Rope! Extreme Raye smiles at Triple H! Triple H smiles back! Extreme Raye picks up Chyna Doll and sets her up for the Tombstone Pildriver!
JR: Oh...no...Extreme Raye's finishing move!
Triple H grabs Extreme Rayes hair!
JR: What???
Triple H takes Chyna Doll off of Extreme Raye's shoulder and sets her down! Owww...Chyna Doll slaps Triple H!
JR: What the hell is going on here???
Triple H smiles and pushes Chyna Doll on the ground! Then he grabes Extreme Raye and Pedigree's her! Then he leaves the Cage and the Referee gets up! Chyna Doll runs over and pulls off Extreme Raye's shirt! DING! DING! DING!
Lita's Music plays!
Finkel: Here is your new WNW Women's Champion...Chyna Doll!
Chyna Doll walks up the ramp with her new title happy, yet confused!
JR: What the hell? I don't get this!
The camera goes to the back where we see Outsider's Wrisk, Helix, and Aries! Triple H walks in the room!
Triple H: Hey...did you see that!
Wrisk: Yeah, why the hell did you do that you dumbass???
Triple H: Well...I...
The Rock walks in the room mad about his manager Trish loosing!
The Rock: What the fuck was that? Who said you could do that?
Triple H: Hey, who said you could come in here like that?
Triple H punches The Rock in the face and The Rock punches him back! The rest of The Outsiders came and broke it up and threw The Rock out of their Locker Room!
JR: Gosh...I tell you this night get wierder and wierder every minute!
Finkel: The following is for both the WNW European and WNW Hardcore Championships...
"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit comes on and out come Survival!
Finkel: The first person, weighing in at an estimate of 280 lbs...he is the WNW European Champion...The Survival...
Triple H's Music comes on and out comes Triple H!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 251 lbs...Triple H!
Chris Benoit's Music comes on and out comes The Rock to the ring with a bloody nose!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 500 lbs...The Rock!
Triple H's Old Music comes on and Wrisk comes out to the ring!
Finkel: Weighing in at 215 lbs...Wrisk!
JR: This match will be good!
DING! DING! DING! The Rock immediately goes after Triple H and Wrisk after The Survival! The Rock gets the Chokeslam on Triple H! Wrisk swings Survival on to the ropes and gets the Spinebuster! The Rock starts to pull up Triple H, but Triple H pulls down The Rock and gets up! Triple H pulls up The Rock and gives him a Neckbreaker! The Survival gets up and gets the Jackhammer on Wrisk! Triple H picks up The Rock and swings The Rock off the ropes and gets the Chinbuster! Wrisk gets up and gets the Tornado DDT on Survival! Triple H pulls up The Rock and gives him the Pedigree! Pin...1...2...3! Elimanted!
JR: Oh, looks like Rock is out! Now the advantage is on Triple H and Wrisk!
Triple H and Wrisk get Survival up and do a Double Powerbomb! Triple H picks up Survival, but Survival grabs Triple H and swings him to the ropes, and knocks him out of the ring with a club to the chest! Wrisk comes running to The Survival but The Survival gets him inbetween his legs...Last Ride! Ewww! Pin...1...2...Oh, Triple H breaks it up!
JR: Survival is screwed now!
Triple H takes his knee and hits it into Survival's head! Wrisk gets up and picks up Survival and gives him to Triple H! Triple H Pedigre's Survival and turns him face up!
JR: Oh, no! Not the 450!
Wrisk gets the 450 on Survival and pins him...1...2...3! Elimanted!
JR: Now it's just Triple H and Wrisk, they are both in The Outsiders! What will happen!?
Wrisk gets up and Triple H kicks him in the gut! Triple H proseeds to get the Pedigre, but Wrisk reverses by tripping Triple H down by grabbing his legs! He goes up on the turnbuckle and when Triple H gets up and turns around Wrisk gets the Dropkick! Pin...1...2...Kick out! Triple H gets pulled up by the hair, but gives Wrisk a Jawbreaker! Triple H pulls up Wrisk and gives him a Pedigre! Pin...1...2...Wrisk kicks out!
JR: He kicked out of a Pedigre!
Triple H looks pissed, Wrisk gets up and swings Triple H on the ropes and Triple H reverses! Triple H gets Wrisk's head inbetween his legs and gives Wrisk another Pedigre! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your new WNW Hardcore and European Champion...Triple H!
Wrisk bounces off the ropes and gives Triple H a Bulldog! Turns him over! He goes up on the turnbuckle and gives Triple H the 450!
JR: 450! 450!
The camera goes back to The Prez's Locker Room! Where we see Zombie and The Prez talking!
Prez: Did you see that? We have a big chance to win now! Come on, lets go kick their asses!
Zombie: You got it!
Finkel: The next match is a Tag Team Table Elimanation Match for the WNW Tag Team Championship...
Triple H's Old Music hits and you see Wrisk coming out with a mad look on his face...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 215 lbs...Wrisk!
Triple H's Music hits and Triple H comes out to the ring, with also a mad look on his face!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...Wrisk's Tag Team Partner...he is The WNW Hardcore and European Champion...weighing in at 251 lbs...Triple H!
Kane's Music hits and Zombie makes his way to the ring...
Finkel: Weighing in at 450 lbs...Zombie!
Vince McMahon's Music hits and The Prez comes to the ring...
Finkel: Coming down the ramp...He is the Owner of WNW...He is also the WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez!
Zombie and Wrisk are in first! Triple H grabs a table as Wrisk gets a Rock Bottom from Zombie! Triple H slides the table in the ring...then is greeted by a boot to the face from The Prez! As Triple H lays on the ground Zombie picks up Wrisk and gets the hand to the neck! Zombie climbes up the turnbuckle...Zombie Crusher...!
JR: That would kill, a Chokeslam off the turnbuckle through the table!
Wrisk is elimanated! Triple H gets in as Zombie tags in The Prez, The Prez Snap Suplex's Triple H!
JR: Why is Wrisk staying outside the ring?
Wrisk grabs a table and slides it in the ring! Now everything goes phsyco! The Prez, Triple H, and Zombie are in the ring! Wrisk runs in and punches down the Ref! Wrisk sets up the table by the turnbuckle! The Prez gets up on the turnbuckle, Triple H and Wrisk grab ahold of Zombie's legs and lift him up!
JR: Oh, no! The Prez better save his partner! Hey!!! What's this?
The Prez jumps off the turnbuckle and lands on Zombie's shoulders and Huricanrana's him through the table!
JR: What the hell?????????
The Prez grabs a mike!
The Prez: Zombie, welcome to my world! I just beat your ass! And guess what? I just joined The Outsiders!
The Prez's Music hits...
JR: What? What? Oh, no! I'm getting out of here! CLUNK!
JR walks away!
Finkel: Uh...yeah...OK! Here are your new Tag Team Champions...Triple H and Wrisk...The Outsiders!
The camera goes to the back where they show Aries and Helix...
Aries: Look we have a new friend! The Prez!
Helix: Yep...Cool I guess!
Finkel: The next match is for the Last Man in the Royal Rumble spot!
Triple H's Music hits and Triple H makes his way to the ring for the third time tonight!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore and European Champion and one half of the Tag Team Champions...weighing in at 251 lbs...Triple H!
"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit plays and The Survival comes to the ring!
Finkel: Coming to the ring...weighing in at 280 lbs...The Survival!
As The Survival makes his way to the ring...someone follows him, it's Wrisk and The APA! They take Survival down from behind and Faarooq and Bradshaw get chairs as Survival gives Wrisk the Jackhammer! The APA come over and double chair shot Survival! Then they pick up Wrisk and leave! Triple H comes and pulls The Survival in the ring! DING! DING! DING! Triple H pins The Survival...1...2...Kick out! Triple H is stunned! He pins him again...1...2...Kick out! Triple H pulls up Survival and puts him in the Pedigre! Pin...1...2...The Ref stops counting...Triple H gets up and turns around, owww! Chair shot to the head from Chyna Doll! Chyna Doll picks up Triple H...Twist of Fate! Owww! Chyna Doll goes up top for her finisher...Moonsault! Owww! The Survival gets up...gives Chyna Doll a high five and Chyna Doll leaves! The Ref gets back in the ring as The Survival gives Triple H The Last Ride! Owww! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your last man in the Royal Rumble...The Survival!
The camera goes to the Outsiders Locker Room where we see The Prez, Wrisk, Helix, and Aries!
The Prez: Dammit!
Wrisk: Shit! We wanted a spot in the end!
Helix: Well, me and Aries are still fresh for it...we can help...we will win, righ Aries?
Aries: Correction...I will win!
The Prez: No one knows who will win, but it will be an Outsider, that's for sure!
Finkel: The following is a Royal Rumble for The WNW Heavyweight Championship...
The Hardy Boyz Music hits and out comes Trish Stratus!
Finkel: First person, making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus...
Eminem's "Purple Hills" hits and Jeff Hardy's Chic comes down the ramp!
Finkel: Second person...Jeff Hardy's Chic!
DING! DING! DING!
Micheal Cole: I have been dragged in here, since JR ran out of the building, I supose Jeff Hardy's Chic want's revenge on Trish and Rock!
Jeff Hardy's Chic grabs ahold of Trish's hair and throws her right over the top rope and she lands on her ass outside the ring!
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits as Aries comes out!
Aries punches Jeff Hardy's Chic in the gut and swings her off the ropes...Spine Buster! Jeff Hardy's Chic gets up and gets the Twist of Fate! Jeff Hardy's Chic picks up Aries and throws him over the top rope!
Cole: Ha, Aries beaten by a Chick!
Kane's Music hits and the pissed off Zombie comes out!
Right away Zombie gets her neck and climbs the turnbuckle...Zombie Crusher! Oww...Jeff Hardy's Chic slaps Zombie and Zombie falls to the floor!
Cole: That's three so far!
"Freak on a Leash" by Korn comes on and out comes Helix!
Right away Helix gets The Cure, picks up Jeff Hardy's Chic and throws her over the top rope!
Cole: Oww, man! I wanted her to win!
Lita's Music comes on and out comes Chyna Doll!
Chyna Doll gets a boot to the face as she slides in but as she gets up Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom to Helix, then she throws him over top rope!
K-Kwik's Music comes on...and a fresh Jeff Hardy comes to the ring!
Chyna Doll swings Jeff Hardy to the ropes, but he reverses and gets the Closeline, he tries to throw her over, but she crawls in from under the ropes and trips him down, he hits his head hard! Chyna Doll goes up top...Moon Sault! Oh, she gets Jeff Hardy's knees! He gets up and throws her over the top rope for good this time!
Chris Benoit's Music hits as The Rock comes down the ramp!
The Rock goes for The Last Ride right away, but Jeff Hardy get's out and goes for his finisher...Pedigre! The Rock is thrown over as well!
Vince McMahon's Music comes on, and out comes The Prez...
The Prez gets a punch to the back on his way in the ring...but when he gets up he gives Jeff Hardy a DDT! Then throws Jeff over the ropes!
"Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and out comes Extreme Raye!
Extreme Raye gets the X-Factor, but The Prez gets up right away! They exchange moves and blows till two minutes are up and the next person comes out...
Triple H's Old Music hits and Wrisk comes to the ring!
The Prez and Wrisk take it to Extreme Raye...The Prez does a Snap Suplex, oww! Then Wrisk gets the 450! The Prez then goes for his finisher! The Most Elecrifying Move in Sports Entertainment Today...The People's Elbow! By then another two minuets were up...
Triple H's Music hits and out comes the tierd ass Triple H!
They all start beating on Extreme Raye...till Wrisk throws her over! Then Wrisk and Triple H start fighting, so The Prez just goes and sits on the turnbuckle! Wrisk gets the upper hand on Triple H and goes for Old School, as he gets on the turnbuckle Triple H trips him and he gets his nutts in the pole! Then Triple H goes to the opposite turnbuckle and runs and dives at Wrisk, but Wrisk moves along the ropes and Triple H hits his head on the turnbuckle pole on falls over the ropes! The Prez goes up to Wrisk who is sitting on the ropes and pushes him over the top!
"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit plays as The Survival comes out!
Triple H and Wrisk stay outside the ring and chant for The Prez! When The Survival gets in Triple H trips him and he falls to the mat! The Prez turns him over and goes up high! Swanton Bomb! But The Survival moves and The Prez feels the lasting effects on his back! The Prez is pulled up by The Survival and The Survival gets the Jackhammer on The Prez! As The Prez is down The Survival locks on the Ankle Lock! The Prez taps screaming in pain, but you cannot lose by submition, so Wrisk gets in and The Survival get a boot to the face! The Prez gets up limping and gives The Survival a DDT, but The Survival reversed it into a Suplex and The Prez went right over the ropes!
Finkel: Here is your new WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival!
Cole: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Crowd: Wooooo! Survival! Survival! Survival! Survival!
Cole: Oh, no!
The Prez gets back in the ring and so do Triple H and Wrisk, out come the rest of the Outsiders! They all beat on Survival as the show goes off the air...