Weekend- JR: Hey, Coach...WUZ UP? Coach: Well, nothing for you, but if you go down, maybe you'll be out of Mr. McMahon's ASSCRACK! HA HA HA! JR: NOT FUNNY! Coach: Okay, well, you tell 'em JR... JR: We only have two matches tonight insted of four because RVD and JHC were fired, like others, but that cancels their matches, doesn't it?! So, no Samooha Versus RVD in a Ladder Match. And no Women's Title Match! Coach: AND NO FWF! HA HA HA! JR: Coach, you are too wild tonight! Finkel: The first match is a Strap Match, which you win by touching all four corners of the ring in order around, like on WWF SmackDown! Coach: That was a good match, Austin Stunnered Regal before touching the last corner... Sunny's Theme Music hits and out she comes... Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Sunny! JR: Well, Sunny's got the strap! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 275 pounds...Quickster! The Ref ties the ends of the Strap to a wrist of the opponents...DING! DING! DING! Sunny Daze Bulldogs Quickster...OWW! Sunny starts touching corners...1...2...3...OWW!!! Quickster Dimond Cutters Sunny Daze before she can win... Coach: She almost had the win easily... Sunny gets up and so does Quickster, Sunny Inverted DDT's Quickster...OWW! Corners...1...2...3...Sunny is almost there, and Quickster is getting up...Sunny Daze shoves Quickster down into the corner...THE RAY OF LIGHT!!! JR: HER FINISHER! Sunny Daze Bronco Busters Quickster, then stands him up onto the top rope...FRANKENSTIENER!!! OWW! Sunny Daze had touched the corner to get up top so that is...4! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...Sunny Daze! Coach: The Prez said Quickster used to be tough, he just got wasted by a girl! JR: Look AT THIS! Sunny Daze undoes the strap from Quickster's wrist and is hiting him...OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! OWW! OWW! The Refs stop Sunny Daze...they take the Strap and Sunny Daze leaves as the men in the Crowd holla for her! Coach: She's single now, ya know JR! JR: She got a divorce, I heard... The Camera goes to The Prez's Locker Room where we see Prez watching Sunny Daze leave the ring... Prez: Sunny Daze...MMM! MMM! GOOD! Boo Chick walks in the room, the Crowd is going nuts! Boo: What are you watching? The Prez quickly turns off the moniter... Prez: Nothing BABY! The Prez grabs Boo Chick and brings her on the couch... Prez: It's time, BABY! GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY OFFICE! JR: WOW! Coach: SOMEONE IS HORNY! Finkel: The Main Event is a Triple Threat No Disqualifacations Match up for The WNW Heavyweight Championship... Crowd is nuts... JR: Are these guys raring to fight or what Coach? Coach: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! Christian!!!! Christian!!!! At LAST YOUR ON YOUR OWWWWNNNNN!!!!! Christian's Music hits and out comes Jake... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The FWF United States Champion...weighting in at 236 pounds...JAKE! JR: I THINK THIS GUY IS A JACKASS, COACH! Coach: JOIN THE CLUB! OH, WAIT, YOU ALREADY DID! HA HA HA!! JR: SHUT UP, OR I WILL LEAVE... COACH: OKAY! Okay... Chris Jericho's Music hits...The Crowd goes wild... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighting in at 275 pounds...COOL MOODY! JR: ...THE FAGAT! Coach: HA HA HA! Triple H's Music hits...the Crowd is silent to make Triple H's entrance perfect... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Heavyweight, Intercontinental, and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Triple H! The Crowd is going wild as Triple H lifts his titles over the turnbuckle... DING! DING! DING! JR: Remember, this is a No Disqualifacations Match... Coach: ...and Jake and Cool Moody will most likely double team on The GAME! Jake gets a Face Crusher on Triple H...Cool Moody goes uptop and when Triple H gets back up he is Huricanranad by Cool Moody! Coach: SEE! I TOLD YOU! Jake looks at Cool Moody...Cool Moody looks at Jake, Jake with a Curtain Crawl! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Jake gets up and is Neckbreakered from Triple H! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Before Jake can get up Cool Moody puts the Figure Four Leg Lock on him...Does he tap? Does he? He is screaming in pain! OWWW! Triple H with a CHAIRSHOT ON MOODY! Jake gets up holding his ankles...OWWW! TRIPLE H WITH A CHAIR SHOT ON HIM TOO! TRIPLE H HITS BOTH OF THEM WITH CHAIRS! MOODY! JAKE! MOODY! JAKE! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! Triple H puts them next to eachother... Coach: What is he doing, JR? JR: I don't know, but look at the blood on Moody and Jake! Triple H lays their bodies next to eachother and lays over them...the Ref counts with both hands...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner by double pin...and still WNW Heavyweight Champion...Triple H! The Crowd is going wild, Triple H goes back to the turnbuckle and holds his titles up and taunts the Crowd...he leaves... The Camera is now outside of The Prez's Locker Room...you can hear the camera man laughing...then when he stops you hear MOANING AND GROANING!!! JR: AHHH! Coach: SEX!!!! ...Show goes off the air!