Monday-
JR: Hey, everyone! Ready for WNW's first ever "I Quit" Match? Well, it's tonight! THE PREZ VERSUS COOL MOODY!
Finkel: Tonights Main Event is an "I Quit" Match, where you win when you make the opponent say "I QUIT!"
Chris Jericho's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 275 pounds...the challenger...COOL MOODY!
Some of the Crowd boo's and some cheers!
Kurt Angle's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...he is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Owner of WNW...The PREZ!!!
Most fans cheer...a few boo!
JR: Well, there is that Prez...The man that seems to change from bad to good, or good to bad every month...He has something to say, so I'll let him talk...
The Prez grabs a mic!
Prez: Hello, Everyone! How are you Californians?
Crowd cheers...
Prez looks at Moody...
Prez: So...YOU! YOUR THE ONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE ME ON, HUH? WHAT?!
Crowd cheers...
Crowd: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
JR: HA HA!
Prez: Guess what I did today?
Crowd: WHAT?!
JR: HA HA!
Prez: I got an XBox!
Crowd cheers, Moody looks at the floor like he's a "loser that can't afford shit..."!
Prez: It's for myself for Christmas, but WWF Raw is War isn't out yet, so I reserved it!
JR: HA, WWF RAW IS WAR ON XBOX! AWESOME! WHAT? YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT?!!
Prez: Well, that's all I guess...Cool MOODY! JUST...BRING IT!!!
The Ref sounds the bell! DING! DING! DING!
JR: Remember, the match continues till someone says "I QUIT!"
The Prez grabs Moody...DDT! OWW! The Prez pins Moody, thinking there is pin! The Ref tells him there isn't he gets up, embarased!
JR: Prez has too many other things on his mind, like maybe...SUNNY DAZE!!!
The Prez taunts the Crowd, he turns around and gets a...HURRACANRANA FROM COOL MOODY! OWW! Cool Moody gets out of the ring as the Crowd boo's him away! The Prez gets up and Moody tries to get in the ring with a chair, but is DROPKICKED IN THE FACE FROM THE CHAIR!
JR: THE PREZ DROPKICKED THAT CHAIR INTO MOODY'S FACE!!!
The Prez sets up a table, picks up Moody, and sets him on there...The Prez goes uptop...SWANTON BOMB!
JR: OH, NO!
OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!! MOODY MOVED!!!!
JR: OH, MY GOD! THE PREZ'S BACK COULD BE BROKEN...
The Prez stands up...
JR: WHAT?! HE JUST STOOD UP!? AM I SEEING THINGS?!!
Cool Moody grabs The Prez's leg and trips him back down...ANKLELOCK! ANKLELOCK! The Prez can't tap, does he quit? Does he?! OWW! The Prez kicked Moody in the face!
JR: WHAT THE?!
ANKLELOCK! ANKLELOCK ON MOODY! Does Moody quit? Does he?
JR: THE PREZ IS NOT LETTING GO!
The Prez finaly lets go, cause Moody won't quit...The Prez grabs a steel chair...Moody gets up grabbing his ankle...OWWW!!! Chairshot to MOODY! The Prez grabs Moody's ankle and puts the chair around it...
JR: HE'S GONNA BRAKE HIS ANKLE!!!
The Crowd is loving this...The Prez grabs the steel stairs and sets in ontop of the ankle and chair...THE PREZ GOES UPTOP!
JR: THIS COULD HURT BOTH BAD!
"PAH...REH...ZZZ!" OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JR: DID YOU HEAR WHAT I HEARD?! I HEARD A SNAP!
The Prez holds his ribs and gets up...he starts jumping on the stairs...OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! SNAP!!!!! OWW!
Moody: "I.....QUUUUUIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!" DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...THE PREZ!
JR: THE PREZ BROKE HIS ANKLE! THE PREZ BROKE HIS ANKLE!
...Show ends!
Tuesday -
Coach: HEY EVERYONE! I'M HERE, AND TONIGHT TWO BABES THAT DESPERATLY HATE EACHOTHER WILL BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE WNW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! IF IT GOES GREAT, MAYBE WE WILL SEE A EFedMania RE-MATCH!
Finkel: Tonights match is scheduled for one fall, and is for The WNW Women's Championship...
Crowd cheers...
Sunny's Theme Music hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Sunny...DAZE!
"Higher" by Creed hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...Boo...CHICK!
Coach: Well, here goes two pussy cats fighting for not The Women's Title, but over THE PREZ! Will he show up tonight?!!
DING! DING! DING! Boo Chick Knee's Sunny Daze in the face and goes for a cheep pin...1...2...Kick Out!
Coach: What a knee...SUNNY DAZE IS BLEEDING!
Sunny Daze gets up and looks pissed off...Inverted DDT! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! As Boo Chick gets up she gets Bulldoged by Sunny! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Boo Chick gets up and Knee's Sunny again...
Coach: She could break her nose!
Sunny holds her nose...it's bleeding all over...Sunny toughens up and grabs Boo, who is uptop, and flips her off of the turnbuckle onto her ass! OWW! Sunny kicks her back into the turnbuckle and...
Coach: THE RAY OF LIGHT! WE COULD HAVE A NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!
THE RAY OF LIGHT! OWW! THE BRONCO BUSTER CONNECTS! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW! Sunny Daze gets off and brings Boo up on the turnbuckle...FRANKINSTEINER! OWW!!!! THE RAY OF LIGHT IS COMPLETE! SUNNY COVERS BOO...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
The Crowd starts on fire (not litteraly)...
Finkel: Here is your winner and the NEW WNW WOMEN'S CHAMPION...SUNNY DAZE!!!
Coach: Oh, my! HEY! IT'S THE PREZ!
The Prez walks through the Crowd into the ring...he looks at Boo Chick who is unconsious...then he looks at Sunny Daze...he SMILES!
Coach: WHAT? IS THIS?!
The Prez gets out of the ring and starts to walk away WITH SUNNY DAZE!!!
Coach: OH, MY GOD!
...Show ends...
NO MORE RESULTS FOR THIS WEEK, SORRY!