Wednesday- JR: Hey, everyone! How have you been? WNW has had some financial problems as of late, but we are coming back with a BANG!...That was a message from The Prez... Finkel: Tonight's match is a Non-Title Hardcore "Warm Up" Match... "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 263 pounds...PRINCE! JR: Well, Prince is an interesting character, he seems to entertain crowds, him and Baby Bubbles are an item... Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 251...he is The WNW Heavyweight, Intercontinental, and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Triple...H!!! The Crowd is going wild for Triple H... JR: This should be interesting...I think Prince wants to try Triple H before challenging him for a title... DING! DING! DING! Prince jolts at Triple H, but Triple H slams Prince's head into his knee!!! OWW! Triple H rolls up Prince, expecting an easy win...1...Kick Out! JR: That shocked Triple H, the Powerhouse! Triple H gets up alittle shocked...he gets out of the ring and starts to walk up the ramp... JR: Where is he going? Prince gets up and starts after Triple H, when he catches up he DDT's TRIPLE H ON THE RAMP! THUD! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! JR: Prince got a bigger count than Triple H did on him! Prince starts up and goes through the curtains...Triple H gets up, BUSTED OPEN! He follows Prince... JR: Where are they going? Hey! THERE WAS MOANING COMING FROM THAT LOCKER ROOM! Triple H follows close behind as Prince finaly comes to a dead end in a room with a cement floor...two garbage cans with lids, a set up table, with two steel chairs proped up by them, with beers on the table... JR: It looks like the APA Locker Room! Triple H comes up behind Prince, who notices it's a dead end, and NECKBREAKERS HIM RIGHT ON THE CONCREAT FLOOR! Triple H rolls him up...1...2...Kick Out! JR: Prince could have a concusion... Triple H grabs a garbage can, and turns around to get Prince in the head with it, but PRINCE ISN'T THERE! JR: WATCH OUT TRIPLE H! OWW! PRINCE FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR! Triple H gets up a few seconds later and Prince swings again, BUT TRIPLE H DUCKS! OWW! Triple H punched Prince! JR: YES! YES! Oww...Triple H...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Triple H's bleeding has seemed to stoped, as he grabs the other garbage can and takes off the lid...he pulls something out of it, BUT THE CAMERA ISN'T IN VIEW TO SEE IT! JR: Watch out PRINCE! OWW! Prince ducked and Triple H went over Prince through the garbage can! Prince picks up what Triple H had, but the camera can't see it as Prince gets out of view...Triple H gets up and looks around...PRINCE IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND! JR: Where did he go? What did he take with him? Triple H starts out the hallway, and PRINCE POPS OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE! JR: Triple H must be alittle light headed from loss of blood... Prince gets up on two feet and goes to get Triple H back in the room...the camera follows...BAMMM!!! PRINCE BUSTED TRIPLE H OPEN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD NOW FROM WHATEVER IT WAS HE WAS CARRYING! JR: What WAS IT GOD DAMMIT???!!! The Camera zooms in to the ground... JR: A SLUDGE HAMMER!!! Prince grabs Triple H by the back of the head and drags him back to the "APA Locker Room"! Prince lets go of Triple H, and Triple H falls to the floor...meanwhile Prince puts the other steel chair flat on the table... JR: OH MY GOD, NO! Prince grabs Triple H who is bleeding badly from the back of his head...He goes up facing the table and PUTS TRIPLE H'S HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!! PRINCE BOMB!!! TRIPLE H GOES UP LIKE A POWERBOMB, THEN PRINCE PUTS HIS HANDS TO TRIPLE H'S NECK...BALDO BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! OWWWWWWW!!!! THE CHAIR BOUNCES OFF TRIPLE H'S HEAD AS HE ALSO CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!! JR: BY GOD! THE PRINCE BOMB! CAN PRINCE ACUALLY BEAT TRIPLE H? IF HE CAN, I WOULD WANT A TITLE MATCH WITH HIS ASS! Prince covers Triple H, who is twitching back and forth...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! The Crowd is shocked! Finkel: Here is your winner...PRINCE!!! JR: MY, GOSH! I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD HAPPEN, SAME WITH THE CROWD! ...Show goes off the air as EMT's take Triple H away... Thursday- Coach: Last night, Triple H was beaten by a ROOKIE! Tonight, it's a 6 MAN TAG TEAM CAGE MATCH!!! WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN? WILL CROW, THE PREZ, AND TRIPLE H BE BEATEN BY JAKE, COOL MOODY, AND BIG DADDY COOL DIESEL, ROOKIES? Finkel: Tonights match is a SIX MAN TAG TEAM CAGE MATCH... The Cage starts to lower... Finkel: ...and the only way to win is for all three members of the team TO EXCAPE THE CAGE! The Crowd is going nutts! Coach: Well, THIS IS IT! "Sinister's Urge" by Rob Zombie hits... Finkel: First...making his way to the ring...weighing in at 299 pounds...Big...Daddy...Cool...Diesel!!! Coach: Theres the former FWF Champ! Christian's annoying music hits... Finkel: Second...making his way to the ring...weighing in at 236 pounds...he is The FWF United States Champion...JAKE! Chris Jericho's Music hits... Finkel: Third...making his way to the ring...weighing in at 275 pounds...Cool MOODY! Coach: The FIRST MEMBER OF THE PREZ'S KISS MY ASS CLUB! "Fuel" by Metallica hits... Finkel: First on the second team...making his way to the ring...weighing in at 255 pounds...Crow! Triple H's Music hits... Finkel: Second...making his way to the ring...weighing in at 251 pounds...he is The WNW Heavyweight, Intercontinental, and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Triple H! Coach: There he is! HE LOST TO PRINCE LAST NIGHT! LOOK AT THOSE BANDAGES! HE MUST HAVE HAD ONE BAD, NO WAIT! TWO BAD CONCUSIONS! Kurt Angle's Music hits... Finkel: And last...making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...he is The Owner of WNW...and the other half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Prez!!! The Cage door is closed... DING! DING! DING! As Crow and Triple H double team on Cool Moody, The Prez takes down both BD and Jake with a DOUBLE DDT! Crowd: OUTSIDERZ! OUTSIDERZ! OUTSIDERZ! OUTSIDERZ! Coach: OH MY GOD! THE FIRST TIME IN THE OUTSIDERZ, NEW OUTSIDERZ, AND BETTER OUTSIDERZ HISTORY, THEY HAVE BEEN CHEERED FOR AS A GROUP! The Prez climbs to the top as Crow Jackhammers Jake, and Triple H Neckbreakers BD...Cool Moody lays there... Crowd cheers... Coach: The PREZ GOT OUT FIRST! OWW! FACE CRUSHER FROM JAKE TO CROW!!! OWW! BIG BOOT TO TRIPLE H'S CONCUSED HEAD FROM BIG DADDY! Jake and BD start climbing...The Prez grabs a steel chair keeping them up there, but OWW!!!!!!! BIG DADDY FLEW INTO THE CHAIR FROM PREZ!!! THEY ARE BOTH OUT! Jake climbs down... Coach: COOL MOODY? VERSUS TRIPLE H AND CROW AT THE SAME DAMN TIME? YEAH RIGHT! Cool Moody goes uptop, Crow gets up first of course...OWW! HURICANRANA FROM MOODY TO CROW! Cool Moody gets up and for once uses his common sence...he runs over to Triple H and puts him in Moody's Finisher! THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! Triple H SCREAMS IN PAIN, BUT CROW GETS MOODY OFF OF TRIPLE H'S POOR CUNCUSIONED HEAD! Coach: Triple H shouldn't even be out here now! Crow goes for a LAST RIDE ON MOODY, BUT MOODY SLITHERS OUT AND HAS THE ANKLE LOCK! ANKLELOCK ON CROW! After a while Moody lets go and starts to climb the CAGE!!! The Prez gets up and grabs a steel chair, and taunts Moody with it... Coach: WATCH OUT PREZ! OWWW!!! BIG DADDY AND JAKE WITH A CON-CHAIR-TOE ON PREZ!!! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here are your winners...Big Daddy Cool Diesel, Jake, and Cool MOODY! Coach: MY GOD, COOL MOODY BEAT CROW AND TRIPLE H SINGLE HANDEDLY! Triple H looks up as Extreme Raye comes running to help him... Coach: Hey! WHAT IS MOODY DOING?!! Cool Moody grabs Raye!!! HE PUTS A LIP LOCK ON RAYE! Coach: HELL TO PAY! HELL TO PAY! The Crowd has mixed emotions as the show ends...