The Prez and JR appear in The Prez's Office and are talking, but cannot be heard...
Prez: ...Yeah, OH! WE ARE ON THE AIR!
JR: Oh, Hello!
Prez: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for joining us on the first day of the new year, while we look back at classic WNW 2001 Moments...that we will remember for the rest of our lives, maybe even carry into up high with our souls...
JR: Prez, your getting carried away!
Prez: ...Or maybe into the depths of firery hell!
JR: PREZ!
Prez: HA HA HA! That was a good one! Anyways, tonight we will look at four matches, chosen by current, and ex-WNW Superstars...that were then voted on to find out the favorite...some had tied, so we put them in the most logical order possible.
JR: But, before we show the 4th Best Match of 2001, here is a classic moment...
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The camera goes to The Survival and JHC's Locker Room! The Survival is crying!
Survival: I'm so tired! I hurt my head!
JHC: Well, we both lost...but I lost a title!
Survival: Yeah, I guess we both suck!
JHC: Yeah, like when you eat me out, but otherwise...I don't think you suck!
Survival: YOUR DUMB!
The Survival gets up and heads to the door to leave the room! BAMB! He runs right into the door!
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Prez: HA HA! I LOVED THAT ONE, JR...
JR: Yeah, just one of the moments we will show tonight, Prez!
Prez: Yep, but here is the 4th Best Match of 2001
Anouncer: The 4th Placed Match of 2001 was on a WNW Wednesday Show on December 26th! It was a Guest Referee Match for The WNW Intercontinental Championship, which was given to Triple H by The Prez...It's Triple H for his Championship Versus Edge, with the Guest Referee being Triple H's love, Extreme Raye!
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(Fade in)...Triple H gets a Backdrop from Edge! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out!
JR: Fair count from Raye...
A figure in a jacket starts to come through the Crowd...Extreme Raye notices and gets out of the ring to stop the person...BING! OWW! LOW BLOW ON EDGE! Pin..........
Coach: HEY! IT'S COOL MOODY!
JR: ...AND HE'S KISSING RAYE!
Cool Moody picks up Raye and Triple H watches...Cool Moody starts to take Raye away through the Crowd...a new Referee comes down! Triple H turns back to Edge! EDGE GRABS TRIPLE H! EDGE-A-CUSION! OWW! EDGE ROLLS UP TRIPLE H...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: EDGE DID IT! EDGE DID IT!
Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen...The Winner of this match...and The NEW...(Fade out)
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Prez: Well, I don't know how that match could even make top ONE MILLION, WHO PICKED THAT ANYWAYS?
JR: If I had to guess, I'd guess Edge...
Prez: That untalented cheeting bastard, I can't wait untill Extreme Raye beats HIM!
JR: What about your Tag Team Championship Match coming up?
Prez: Yeah...HE HE!
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Prez: Well, we are back, and before we show you the third best match of 2001, we have another moment for you...
JR: This is when three people went to the Hospital in one night...
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Jeff Hardy's Room shows him get up and he touches his skin and yells!
Jeff Hardy: FUCK!!!!!! Oww! DAMN YOU FUCKING OUTSIDERZ! YOU WILL PAY SOON!
Then it shows The Rocks Room, the Doctor is looking at his X-Ray!
Doctor: His spine isn't broken, but a few of his ribs are because when he hit the Secirty Wall he hit on his side! He can return on Wednesday, but his Ribs will be painful!
Then Zombie's Room! Zombie gets up like Kane does after a chair shot! He sees his mask and a miror on the desk next to him! He picks up the mirror and looks at his face all clotted! He picks up the mask and puts it on!
Zombie: Just as bad as before...
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Prez: HA HA! I REMEMBER THAT! JEFF HARDY WAS IN A FIRE FROM TRUCKS EXPLODING, THE ROCK WAS CHOKESLAMED OFF A HELL IN THE CELL INTO THE SUCURITY WALL, AND ZOMBIE WAS PEDIGREED BY TRIPLE H THROUGH THE CELL ROOF, AND THROUGH THE RING CANVAS!
JR: Yeah, like I say, it was carnage!
Prez: IT WAS A SLOBBER KNOCKER!
JR: Hey, don't steal my lines...
Anouncer: The 3rd Best Match of 2001 was a Non-Tag Tag Team Ladder Match on a WNW Tuesday Show on October the 23rd! It's The Prez and Wuxx Versus Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H!
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(Fade in)...The Prez has the ladder and he turns around...DROPKICK!!! OWW! Triple H dropkicked the ladder into The Prez's face! The Prez is busted open as Stone Cold lays the Mounted Punches on Wuxx! Triple H Neckbreakers The Prez on the floor outside of the ring! Oww! Stone Cold...STONE COLD STUNNER ON WUXX!!!! WAIT! NO! WUXX MOVES!!! DICK SMASHER!!!! OWW!!!! KNEE TO STONE COLD'S BALLS! Stone Cold rolls outside of the ring holding his balls and he falls by The Prez and Triple H HITS WUXX WITH THE LADDER! OWW!!! Triple H sets up the ladder! Triple H starts climbing the ladder...HE ALMOST HAS THE BREIFCASE FOR THE WIN......BUT THE PREZ KNOCKS THE LADDER OVER...TRIPLE H FALLS OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! The Prez turns around STUNNER!!! STUNNER BY STONE COLD!!!! OWW! Wuxx gets up...STUNNER BY AUSTIN!!!! OHH!!!!! Stone Cold sets the ladder back up and starts climbing...OWWW!!!! LOW BLOW FROM THE PREZ!!! The Prez starts to climb, but is pulled of by Triple H! PEDIGREE!!!! OWW!!!!! Stone Cold starts climbing...............Wuxx tries to get up...PEDIGREE!!!! OWW!!! ..............................Triple H looks up to see what is taking so long...STONE COLD IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS AND IS YELLING FOR HELP!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!! Triple H climbs up and grabs the breifcase...DING! DING! DING!
Coach: DAMN! HA HA! Austin is so dumb!
Finkel: Here are your winners...Triple H and...(Fade out)
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(Comercials)
Prez: Welcome back, and I also hated that match! I mean, GOD! But, it sure was funny...Austin is sooooo wussy, if he ever shows his face in WNW again I will whip his ass! AUSTIN, IF YOU ARE WATCHING, THE PREZ SAYS, "JUST BRING IT!"
JR: Okay, Prez needs to settle down...here is another classic WNW Moment of 2001...
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The camera goes to a door that says "PREZ" on it and opens, the Prez and Zombie are arguing...
Prez: Dammit, Zombie...you fucking pussy, if you quit, then I kick your ass, just like Devastator, and the old Kurt Angle!!!
Zombie: Prez, fuck off!
Zombie starts to leave, but Triple H, Wrisk, Helix, and Chyna Doll come in...
HHH: What the hell??? You are fucking leaving???
Zombie: Hell yeah, now get the fuck out of my way!!!
The Outsiderz beat down Zombie and The Survival, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy's Chic, and the rest of the E-Fed run in!!!
Survival: Traitor, huh?
Everyone in the E-Fed beats the shit out of Zombie, then The Prez goes and takes off a mirror from the wall!
Prez: You wanna quit, huh? Well, I will tell you what...win the match tonight, and you can quit, lose the match and you die, ok? No...wait...don't answer, I will give you an answer to you leaving us right the fuck now, and later!
CRASH! The Prez slams the mirror right through his head! Triple H Pedigree's him on the glass shards, he is now knocked out! Survival gives Zombie his finisher...Last Ride through the door, Owww! They all laugh and are glad to be a WNW Superstar, as Zombie twitches!
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Prez: HA HA! Shows how you pay when you decide to quit!
JR: Ah, Prez...I've been thinking about my job here and...
Prez: Man, we sure kicked his ass...Did you say something about a job, JR?
JR: Oh, a...HE HE! Nevermind...
Prez: Well, we've had so many great moments in 2001, with less than a half a year, but here is another great moment before we show match #2!
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The camera goes to The Outsiderz Locker Room!
HHH: Damn! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Triple H takes a vase with flowers in it and throws it at the wall! CRASH!
Prez: Hey, maybe we should kick out Chyna Doll too!
Triple H looks stunned, all of the sudden he grabs The Prez by his neck and holds him up against the wall!
HHH: NO! NO! NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HELIX, BUT YOU ARE NOT GETTING RID OF MY CHYNA DOLL, HER BODY, SO FAKE, YET THE BEST PUSSY I'VE EVER TASTED! I WANT MORE...IF YOU KICK HER OUT...I PUNT YOU OUT!!!!!!!!
Prez: Ok...HHH...I was just kidding...can you put me down???
HHH: YES!
Prez falls on his ass on the floor and seems to be moved, he looks up and sees Chyna Doll trying to get in the door and moves!
HHH: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
Prez: Triple H, she's crying...leave her be!
HHH: DAMMIT PREZ!!! I TOLD YOU ALREADY...DON'T RUN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
Wrisk: Ok Guys! That's enough! Cool down!
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JR: Uh, Prez!? Why do most moments have something to do with sex?
Prez: I don't know, except I do know that there are sure a lot of Horney WNW WRESTLERS!
JR: PUPPIES!
Prez: Now your stealing other lines...
JR: Sorry, King...
Anouncer: The 2nd Best Match of 2001 was a big battle that lead to both competitors in the hospital...It took place on a Wednesday Show on August 19th! It was a Street Fight! The Survival Versus the Heavyweight Champion, Triple H...
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(Fade in)...Cole: These two are evenly matched!
Triple H looks mad, he goes and grabs a metal chair, he goes to get back in the ring, but Survival Baseball Slides him, and the chair connects to his head! Survival gets out of the ring also, and as Triple H starts to bleed he grabs a table and sets in up! When Survival turns around he gets swung into the steel stairs from Triple H! Triple H gets another table and sets it behind the other one! Triple H goes and grabs The Survival! Now they are both bleeding badly from the head! Triple H takes Suvival and gets up on the table! Pedigree! Oww! Survival reverses it and Triple H goes through the table that he had set up behind! Survival picks up Triple H and rolls him in the ring! Pin...1...2...Kick out! Triple H kicks out! Survival leaves him there and goes up top! Swanton Bomb! Oww! Survival lands on his back! Triple H had moved! Triple H pins Survival...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H throws Survival over the top rope and gets out of the ring! Triple H picks up the stairs and is about to throw them at Survival! Survival gets up behind him and trips him for the Anklelock! Triple H's head hits the steel stairs and he is knocked out!
Cole: Anklelock! Anklelock! But there is no submition outside the ring, and what's the difference, Triple H is knocked out! If The Survival is smart he will put him in the ring and pin his ass!
Survival finaly figures it out and brings him back in the ring! Last Ride! Oww! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT!
Cole: Oh, my GOD! OH MY GOD! TRIPLE H KICKED OUT!
Survival looks shocked, he can't believe it! He was so close to the WNW TITLE! The Survival picks up Triple H, but Triple H Low Blows him! Triple H rolls outside the ring! He grabs a bat! He gets back in the ring and swings it at The Survival, but he ducks! Triple H swings again and hits him in his ribs! The Survival falls the the ground holding his ribs! Triple H drops the bat and pins Survival...1...2...Kick OUT! The Survival grabs the bat and Triple H bounces off the ropes! Oww! The Survival hit him in the head! Again and again he beats on Triple H with the bat! When he stops, it seems that Triple H has a concusion! The EMT's come out and start to wheel Triple H away, but Survival wants that title, and Triple H wants to finish the bitch off! Triple H runs down the ramp and The Survival is running at him! Owww! Triple H gets the Facebuster on Survival! Triple H brings a table in the ring! He sets the bat in the middle! Then he sets up the table over the bat! The Survival runs in the ring and gets a Knee to the face from Triple H, then Triple H takes The Survival up on the table! Pedigree! Oww! Survival gets the Pedigree through the table then onto the bat! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: And still the WNW Heavyweight Champion...Triple H!
Cole: OH MY! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
As the EMT's come out and take The Survival and Triple H away on strechers...(Fade out)
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(Comercials)
Prez: Welcome back, and before we show you the top match of 2001, we will show you a huge moment, for a man I murdered...THE SURVIVAL!
JR: Man, this is sick...
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The camera goes to The Survival's Locker Room where he is in the bed with JHC!
Survival: Baby, that was great sex, but...I think Angle might be joining The Outsiderz!
JHC: No, Honey! That's BULL SHIT! He is just being a suck up!
Survival: Speaking of 'Suck Up'! JUST BRING IT!
Survival and JHC get back to their 'Suck Up' while Angle walks in!
Angle: Hey you two was I great or what! Oh, It's True! It's Da...
Angle turns on the light...
Angle: Nevermind, are you guys ok? I though you were just 'Companions'! Ha ha ha! Maybe The Outsiderz were right, you guys are having sex, but so is Triple H and Chyna Doll so you guys are even...And you two are really even!
JHC: SLURP! SLURP! SLURP!
JR: Oh, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Survival, you better stop getting your dick sucked! The biggest match of your life is next!
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Prez: Ooooooh...Ahhhhhhhh! Ooooooohhhh...Ahhhhhhhh!
JR: Shut UP!
Prez: JR was right, the biggest match of The Survival's life was after his balls being sucked, and it was the NUMBER ONE MATCH OF 2001, WHY? BECAUSE A LOT HAPPENED!
Anouncer: The Number One Match of 2001 took place on September 5th, on another Wednesday Show! It was another classic Survival-Triple H Battle, when The Survival battled for Triple H's Heavyweight Championship, with The Marc as an extra in this Triple Threat, keep in mind, this was one of the times when The New Outsiderz were having a lot of problems, and The Survival and The Marc, were best friends...
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(Fade in)...The Marc gets a Dimond Cutter on Triple H! When Triple H gets up The Survival gets a Jackhammer on Triple H! Pin...1...Kick Out! When The Survival gets up and looks at The Marc...The Marc looks mad...The Survival looks confused! All of the sudden they both get a Double Facebuster from Triple H! One face on one knee! Triple H stands up as the crowd boo's him! The Marc and The Survival immediatly get up and they both swing Triple H into the turnbuckle! The Marc gets down on his hands and knees and The Survival connects for The Poetry In Motion! The Survival again gets the pin...1...Kick Out! When The Survival stands up, he smiles at The Marc! But The Marc looks mad! He kicks Survival in the gutt! Head to shoulder! Stone Cold Stunner!!! Pin...1...Kick Out! The Marc gets up and waits for The Survival! When The Survival gets up he trips The Marc...right into The Anklelock!!! But before The Marc can tap Triple H kicks The Survival in the back! Triple H grabs The Marc and throws him over the top rope! He walks over to The Referee and right hands him over the top rope! He runs outside the ring and gives The Marc a Neckbreaker! He sets up a table, grabs The Marc, and puts him on it! The Survival now comes out of the ring and is about to right hand Triple H, but Triple H signals The Survival to the other side of the table! As The Referee is down Triple H takes The Marc, up and down he goes, through the table! The Survival and Triple H laugh after a Double Powerbomb trough the table to The Marc! But this match has so much electricity, so of course The Survival and Triple H will start fighting now, as The Ref gets up! Jackhammer by Survival on Triple H! Survival gets onto the turnbuckle! High risk manuver! Swanton Bomb to Triple H who is outside the ring, and it doesn't connect when Triple H moves! Triple H stands up and starts to laugh! The Survival's ribs could be broken! Triple H picks up The Survival and presses him like weights! Then throws him right over top rope! Triple H gets in the ring as the EMT's come out for The Marc!
JR: Oh, my gosh! I didn't think it was that bad! Can he come back to the match...? Will this be another Extreme Raye screw overs?
Triple H grabs The Survival and throws his head into the turnbuckle pole! He picks him up and leaves him standing as he bounces of the ropes! Another Face Buster connects, but singal person this time! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and looks alittle shocked! He hits The Survival's Head on his knee and busts open The Survival! As blood splaters he pins him...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and looks alittle more shocked this time...he takes The Survival and smiles at the crowd! The crowd boo's him as he hooks The Survival's arms! PEDIGREE!!! OWW!!!
JR: Will this be enough to take down The Survival!? Will The Marc come back in time???
Triple H pins Survival! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Triple H now really, and I mean really looks shocked! He picks The Survival up! Hooks the arms once more! But The Survival pulls out and for the third time...Jackhammer! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Triple H gets up and looks pissed! He grabs The Survival and hooks the arms again! But again...The Survival pulls out! This time though he grabs Triple H's leg and trips him down! Anklelock! ANKLELOCK! Triple H thrives in pain...but he gets a Rope Break! When Triple H gets up he gets a fourth JACKHAMMER!!! The Survival again goes top rope! SWANTON BOMB!!! Oww! This time it connects! Triple H gets up after about five seconds, he runs at The Survival and gets a Neckbreaker! He pins him franticly...1...2...Kick Out! He even used the ropes to cheat! The crowd is going nutts! The Survival gets up first and grabs Triple H when he gets up...LAST RIDE!!! UP...DOWN...OWW!!!
JR: Will this be it??? CAN THIS BE ENOUGH TO BEAT THE GAME???
The Survival pins Triple H! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!
JR: OH, MY GOD! THEY HAVE BOTH KICKED OUT OF EACHOTHERS FINISHERS!!!
The Survival now looks shocked as he picks up Triple H and gets another LAST RIDE! UP...DOWN...OWW!!! The Survival again pins Triple H...
JR: IF THIS CAN'T BEAT THE GAME THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL!!! I DO KNOW THAT I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS THOUGH!
Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!
JR STANDS UP ON HIS CHAIR AND YELLS OUT...
JR: HELLLLLLL YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen...here is your new...WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE SURVIVAL!!!!
The crowd is going nutts as The Survival kisses the title belt! He then gives Triple H another LAST RIDE! Oww! Again! Oww! The Marc comes rushing down with a NECK BRACE!!! The Survival looks happy to see him! The Marc does to! The Survival extends his hand to shake, The Marc grabs his hand and starts to shake it! Oh, no! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM!!!!! OWWW!!! The Marc picks him up again! MARC BOTTOM...MARC BOTTOM!!!! OWWW!!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your new...WNW Hardcore Champion...THE MARC!!!
JR: DAMN! I HOPE THERE ARE NO MORE SURPRISES TONIGHT! I'M SO FULL OF THEM!!!
The Marc picks up his title and runs away...The Survival and Triple H lay there! The Survival gets up after about ten seconds and he looks at Triple H! He picks up Triple H! He sets Triple H for The LAST RIDE!!!(Pauses)...
(Cuts in)Anouncer: But perhaps, the biggest moment in the WNW of 2001...
(Unpauses)...JR: A FOURTH ONE??? MAYBE NOT!!!
The Prez rushes to the ring with a chair and Survival runs away without completing The Last Ride! The Prez starts to beat the ring with the chair! Trish runs down and gets in the ring...she grabs The Prez and starts to kiss him! He pulls away as Boo Chick runs down the ramp and chases away Trish! The Prez grabs a mic and gets back in the ring!
Prez: Triple H, you want answers??? Okay!
JR: No, Prez! We all do!
Prez: I have never been with Trish! She has started to kiss me, but I have always pulled away, just like a minute ago! And as far as The New Outsiderz staying together go...I THINK IT CAN HAPPEN!!!
The crowd boo's!
Prez: But, Triple H! We have a lot of things to do to it first!
Triple H who now has comes to his sences gets up! The Prez hands him the mic!
Triple H: DAMMIT PREZ!!! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE DAMN OUTSIDERZ RIGHT NOW!!! I JUST LOST MY FUCKING TITLE!!!
Prez: I think we should change the name, and I also think I should be the leader!!!
Triple H: YOU??? YOU??? YOU BE THE LEADER??? HA HA HA!!!
Prez: But there is one thing that will be different that really stands out with it Triple H...and I want you to guess what that will be...
Triple H: PREZ...I COULD CARE LESS RIGHT NOW, OKAY???
Prez: FINE! CARE LESS!!!! BUT, I WILL SAY IT, BECAUSE I WANT TO!!! THE.......INSIDERZ......
JR: INSIDERZ??????
Prez: THE INSIDERZ...WILL HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT THING...BESIDES HAVING ME AS THE LEADER...THERE WILL BE A BIG, HUGE, I'M TALKING HUGE DIFFERENCE!
Triple H: PREZ, WILL YOU CUT TO THE CHASE???!!!
Prez: YES, TRIPLE H!!! THE DIFFERENCE WILL BE THAT WE......WON'T.......HAVE.......YOU!!!!!!!!!!
JR: WHAT???????? NO TRIPLE H?????
WHAM!!!!!!!!!!! THE PREZ KNOCKS TRIPLE H OUT COLD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! Then he grabs Boo Chick and French Kisses her...(Fades out)
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Prez: That started a new era in Sports Entertainment, even though it didn't last long, IT FELT GOOD TO HIT HIM!
JR: You two are back together though now...
Prez: Yep, AM I GLAD! IT PROVES WE CAN BEAT EVERYONE, AND GET THROUGH ALL THE WALLS IN OUR WAY...
JR: Well, thank you for joining me and The Prez for a special New Years Edition of WNW...
Prez: Good night!
...Show goes off the air, as The WNW Logo comes on the page, it EXPLODES, and 2002 apears on the screen, then a NEW WNW LOGO SHOWS UP!...