WNW's Wednesday Show starts with Jim Ross and Coach in The WNW Commentary Booth up high...
JR: Hello fokes, I hope you all had a good New Years and that you enjoyed the Best of The WNW 2001 Show...
Coach: I did, The Prez got pretty carried away...
JR: Yes he did, Coach...
Prez: Hey guys...
JR: Oh, GOD!
Coach: Welcome Prez! Joining us tonight?
Prez: Yes, I'd like to see The WNW Heavyweight Championship Match tonight, when Triple H easily beats The Mouse and The Pauper...
Coach: I beg to differ, Prez...
Prez: That's okay, we will have to see tonight won't we?
JR: Well, first tonight is an IC Title Match when Edge takes on Triple H's fiance'...
Prez: Extreme Raye!
JR: Please don't interupt me, Prez!
Prez: Sorry, JR!
Finkel: The first match tonight is scheduled for one fall and is for The WNW Intercontinental Championship...
"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...the challenger...Extreme Raye!
Edge's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...EDGE!
JR: Well, we could have our first women as the IC Champion...
DING! DING! DING! Edge checks out Extreme Raye! SLAP! Edge grabs Raye by the hair...Raye screams in pain...he pulls her down for the Backdrop! He hooks the leg...1...Kick Out! Edge gets up thinking too highly of himself, and Raye clubs him in the back and grabs his arm...She climbs up the ropes...goes on the top rope, OLD SCHOOL! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Edge jolts to the other corner, Raye gets up and turns around! Spear! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Edge looks pissed...he gets up and starts taunting the Crowd, they cheer, but before he can turn around, Extreme Raye locks on the SLEEPER HOLD!
Coach: Sleeper on Edge!
JR: The fans, showing their support for Edge, as he goes off into sleepy land...
The Ref starts counting by lifting his hand...Edge's arm falls...1! Again...2!
Crowd: EDGE! EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!
The Ref holds up Edge's arm, Raye has the hold on strong...
JR: Can this be enough?
THREE! DING! DING! DING!
Coach: DAMMIT!
Finkel: Here is your winner, and The NEW WNW Intercontinental Champion...EXTREME RAYE!!!
JR: THE FIRST WOMAN INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
Extreme Raye grabs a mic...
Raye: How hard was that?
Crowd boo's!
Raye: I mean...GOSH! THAT WAS EASIER THAN WINNING THE WOMEN'S TITLE!
Crowd: SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!
Raye leaves...
JR: Well, our next match is a Triple Threat First Finisher...will anyone pay a factor in the outcome of that match?
Prez: HE HE! HE...HE HE HE HE...HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!
Coach: What?
Prez: RAYE WON!
JR: Yeah, about five minutes ago...
Prez: HE HE! DAMN EDGE! I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO INTERFERE...THAT LOOKED EASY! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ME AND TRIPLE H TO WAIST PRINCE AND EDGE NEXT WEEK!
Finkel: Tonights Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and if a Triple Threat First Finisher Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship...
"Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie hits...
Finkel: First, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 263 pounds...Prince!
Rob Van Dam's Music hits...
Finkel: Second, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 230 pounds...The MARC!
Triple H's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 251 pounds...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Triple H!
Coach: First person to get a finisher, on either competitor, wins...
DING! DING! DING! Triple H grabs The Marc from behind with a Neckbreaker...OWW! Prince grabs Triple H and DDTs him...OWW! The Marc runs at Prince, but Prince throws him right over the top rope, and The Marc hits the Sucurity Wall! OWW! Triple H grabs Prince as Prince looks at The Marc with a NECKBREAKER TO HIM ALSO! Prince gets up before Triple H though, and when Triple H turns around, he recieves a BALDO BOMB! OWW! Prince catches his breath, and he grabs Triple H!
JR: UH, OH! HE'S GOING FOR THE PRINCE BOMB, COACH!
Coach: WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION, JR!
Prince puts Triple H's head between his legs...The Crowd cheers...UP TRIPLE H GOES! Crowd is going wild! Oh, but Triple H slips out...
Coach: DAMN!
Triple H, who is now on his feet, catches Prince by suprise, and puts his head between his legs!
JR: OH, NO!
Triple H hooks one arm, he hooks the other...
JR: HEY! IT'S EDGE!
The Crowd is going wild as Edge pulls the Ref out of the ring...OWW! PEDIGREE ON PRINCE! Triple H gets up, thinking he one, looking for the Ref to hold his hand up in victory and to hear the bell ring!
Coach: Revenge is a BITCH, TRIPLE H!
JR: JUST...LIKE...RAYE!
OWW! EDGE-A-CUSION TO TRIPLE H FROM EDGE...Prince has now rolled out of the ring, and is layed out on the floor!
Coach: WHO IS GONNA WIN NOW?
Edge gets out of the ring, and pulls The Marc in...Marc holds his ribs, as Edge puts the Ref back in, who starts to get up! Marc gets up, pulls up Triple H! MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! OWW! DING! DING! DING!
JR: OH MY GOD!
Finkel: Here is your winner...and The NEW WNW Heavyweight Champion...THE MARC!
Coach: The top two titles have switched hands, will The Tags switch next week?
JR: The Marc's hard work, FINALY PAYED OFF!
Prez: Uh, what happened? Did The Marc really win? Or was I just hopefully having a bad dream?
Coach: WE WILL SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK, WHERE IT SHOULD BE EVEN MORE INTERESTING!
JR: GOOD NIGHT...
Prez: You guys...
...Show ends with the NEW WNW LOGO!