Wednesday Night Wrestling starts once again as JR and Coach appear after WNW's Theme Song...
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen...Triple H and Extreme Raye will get married at WAR!
Coach: And a shocker, for those that don't know...Boo Chick and The Prez will also be wed at WAR!
The Dudley Boyz Music hits...
JR: What is this, now?!
Finkel: Please welcome to the ring...acompianated to the ring by Boo Chick...a co-holder of The WNW Tag Team Champions...The OWNER of WNW...THE PREZ!!!
Coach: Well, The Prez looks well along with Boo Chick coming down to the ring...
Prez grabs a mic...
Crowd has mixed reactions...
Prez: Hey...ATLANTA!
Most of The Crowd cheers...
Prez: I came out to say something...on the 27th of January...at WAR!, me and Boo Chick, Triple H and Raye will be married!
JR: We already know that...
Coach: There must be something more to this...
Prez: ...Wait! I'm not finished...the extra tidbit, even if your already excited enough...EVEN IF YOU HAVE PISSED YOUR PANTS...
Coach: What the hell is it?
Prez: It won't be seprate weddings...IT WILL TAKE PLACE TOGETHER!
Crowd cheers...
Boo kisses Prez on the cheek and The Prez's Music hits...they leave...
Coach: Well, JR. I don't know what you think...but I think that will be a great first Pay-Per-View for WNW...
JR: Yeah, if those bastards at Angelfire wouldn't have deleted WNW, we would have already had EFedMania...
Coach: Hey, do you know if that is still happening?
JR: I have no clue...
The Camera shows the recently hired Lilian Garcia standing next to Triple H...
Lilian: Triple H...tonight you and The Prez defend your WNW Tag Team Championships against Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Edge, the man who took your Intercontinental Championship...and cost you The WNW Heavyweight Championship...
Triple H: Lilian...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
Lilian looks alittle shocked...
Lilian: Uh, what are you talking about, Triple?!
Triple H: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, REMINDING ME OF WHAT HAPPENED? DON'T YOU THINK I ALREADY KNOW THAT?
Lilian: Well maybe I came to WNW looking for a job where I don't get yelled at by WRESTLERS!!!
Triple H: MAYBE NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!!!
SLAP!
Lilian: PREZ! I QUIT!
Camera comes back to JR and Coach...
Coach: Well, I tell ya...
JR: I can see how Lilian feels that way...
Coach: Well everyone, we'll be back for the forced apon that bitch Sunny Daze, Women's Championship...
(Comercials)
Finkel: The first match is a No Disqualifacations Falls Anywhere Match for The WNW Women's Championship...
Crowd goes wild...
"Higher" by Creed hits...
Finkel: First, making her way to the ring...Boo Chick!
Coach: Well, there is The Prez's fiance`!
Sunny is brought to the ring by Security Guards and is given to Boo Chick...
DING! DING! DING! Boo Chick Knees Sunny right over the top rope to the floor below!
JR: Man, that sure was funny when Sunny was a table of her own...HA HA HA!
Coach: What is so funny?
JR: Don't you get it?
Coach: No, why did you say she was a table of her own?
JR: Because she held all the FOOD! HA HA HA!
Coach: Okay...
Before Boo Chick can get out of the ring and grabs her, Sunny Daze runs up the ramp, and through the curtain...
JR: Well, we've gotta take a break, we will keep you updated on this No DQ, Pin Falls Anywhere Match-Up For The WNW Women's Championship...
(Comercials)
(Ad comes on for WNW's January Pay-Per-View...WAR!)
JR: Welcome back!
Coach: Even though we don't have any matches for WAR! yet, we sure do have a DOUBLE WEDDING!
JR: Well, we need to show you now...DURING THE BREAK!
Camera shows Sunny Daze being thrown into a limo by Boo Chick, along with a Referee, The WNW Women's Championship, and a camera man!
JR: We will keep you updated...
Coach: I've just gotten word that this Tag Team Match has been made elimanation!
JR: Wow, how exiting does this night get?
Finkel: Tonights Main Event is scheduled for one fall and is a Tag Team Elimanation Match for The WNW Tag Team Championships...
Edge's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!
Stone Cold Steve Austin's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 252 pounds...Stone Cold WHAT? Steve AUSTIN!!
JR: Finkel having a laugh with the "What?" comment...
Stone Cold goes up to Finkel!
Austin: WHAT?
STUNNER! STUNNER ON FINKEL!
SMH's Music hits...and the last of The Better Outsiderz make their way to the ring (except Boo Chick)...
DING! DING! DING! Prez and Edge are in first...Prez gets a DDT on Edge...Pin...Kick Out! As Prez gets up, Edge grabs the back of his head and slams him on his back with a Backdrop! Pin...1...Kick Out! Prez gets up and runs to his corner and tags in Triple H! Edge runs back to his corner, but Austin gets off the apron!
Coach: Wuss!
JR: WHAT?
NECKBREAKER ON EDGE! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! ELIMANATED! Austin is now forced in by with Triple H...Triple H turns around to see if The Prez wants in. He does, but before he can tag Prez in Austin grabs him, kicks him in the gutt, and gives him a Pildriver! OWW! Pin...1...2...Prez from behind! Triple H gets up as The Prez and Triple H give Austin a Double Team Flapjack! OWW! Prez goes back to his corner, and Triple H tags him in...
JR: Prez is officially tagged in now!
Coach: WHAT?
JR: SHUT UP!
Austin gets a Rock Bottom on Prez! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Prez gets up and starts to beat down Austin...first with his fist, then with his muscular legs...
Coach: Austin has a big disadvantage now...
Prez looks at the Crowd, some boo, some cheer...Prez turns back to Austin...STUNNER! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! ELIMANATED! The Prez gets up and looks at Triple H like, what the hell was that? The Prez and Edge now have been escorted back to their locker rooms and Triple H gets in the ring with Austin...
JR: Next pin fall and it's over...FOR THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
Austin is "Whating" the Crowd, he turns around after Triple H bounces off the ropes, and he knees his gutt! OWW! Austin falls down and rolls out of the ring...Finkel still is laying on the floor...
Coach: Will someone help Finkel?
Triple H taunts the Crowd as Austin grabs a steel chair! Austin gets in the ring and swings at Triple H before The Ref can stop him, but Triple H ducks and kicks Austin in the gutt...PEDIGREE ON THE CHAIR! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! The Crowd goes nuts!
Finkel: (Sounds like he got up from a nice nap) And still The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Prez and TRIPLE H!
JR: Great match...
Coach: Raye sure thinks so, look at her and Triple H! TONSILE HOCKEY!
JR: Well, we now have an updated on The No DQ Falls Anywhere Women's Championship Match...
Camera shows Sunny Daze getting out of a limo, at a HUGE LUGURIOUS MANSION!
JR: Well, that's all we have right now, but we'll be back after these messages...
(Comercials)
Coach: Well we are back! Tonights Wednesday Night Wrestling Show is brought to you by Microsoft's XBox!
JR: (Inturupting) We have LIVE footage from inside the mansion...
Camera shows Boo Chick slapping Sunny Daze all over the face over and OVER AGAIN, on what seems to be a bed...a RICH MAN'S BED!
Boo Chick: Sunny Dazed, you don't belong on this nice bed, get on the floor where you belong, you DIRTY SLUT!
Boo Chick pushes Sunny Daze off the bed, all of the sudden The Prez comes out from under THE BED!
Coach: How'd he get there so FAST?
JR: Must be close to the arena...I wonder who's place it is, Coach?
Prez is holding a glass vase, Sunny is laying on the floor, busted open, barely concious...OWWWWW! PREZ JUST DROPPED THE HARD GLASS FACE, AND IT SHATTERED ON SUNNY'S HEAD! Prez picks up Sunny's body and...
Prez: YOU LITTLE TRAMP, YOU WANNA QUIT, HUH? WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
Prez handes Boo Chick, Sunny Daze...Pin...1...2...3! Prez takes back Sunny's body...
Prez: BECAUSE YOUR NO LONGER THE CHAMPION, AND YOUR FIRED!
CRASH!
JR: PREZ JUST THREW SUNNY DAZE THROUGH THE WINDOW!
The Camera looks out the window and see's Sunny's body laying there on the pavement...
Prez: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
The Camera Man rushes out, but still can see The Prez getting on Boo Chick and unzipping his pants...
Prez: (Grinning) Time to celebrate you being The NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION! I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU...
Boo: AH! YOU GOT IT ENLARGED?
Camera shuts off...
JR: BY GOD! SUNNY IS DEAD, FIRED, AND NO LONGER WOMEN'S CHAMPION...PREZ IS CELEBRATING BY MAKING LOVE TO HIS FINACE`!
Coach: Well, we'll see you guys next time...
Show goes off the air...