WNW's Theme Music hits...
The fireworks go off...BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
The Music stops...
JR: Welcome to another edition of WNW's Wednesday Show...
Coach: A week from Sunday is WAR!, WNW's First Pay-Per-View!
JR: But tonight, we have a lot of debuts...we are gonna have a lot of fun, Coach!
Finkel: The first match tonight is scheduled for one fall, and is for The WNW Women's Championship...
Debra's Music hits...
JR: There is a newbie now!
Finkel: The challenger, making her way to the ring...STAR!
Coach: Lookin' fine, too!
"Higher" by Creed hits...
Boo Chick comes out to a roar from the Crowd...
JR: Well, there is The Women's Champ...who won the title in THE PREZ'S BED!
Coach: Then The Prez KILLED SUNNY DAZE, JR!
JR: I KNOW, COACH! Don't remind me, please...don't!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...The WNW Women's Champion...BOO CHICK!
Coach: Here goes a "cat fight"!
DING! DING! DING! Boo Chick is distracted by the roaring Crowd, when she turns around...OWWW!!! Swanton Bomb connects...Pin...Kick Out! Boo Chick gets up more ready then ever...She GOES UP TOP! Star gets up...OWWW! A Swanton Bomb from Boo Chick also connects! Pin...Kick Out!
JR: Well, these two are pretty evenly matched...
Star gets the advantage when she gets up and grabs Boo's head...Twist of Fate! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Star gets up top and waits for Boo to get up...Hurricanrana! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick Out by Boo!
Coach: Boo is staying alive in this match...
Boo Chick gets up first, because Star hurt her back in the Hurricanrana...When Star does get up, OWW! Knee to THE FACE From Boo! Boo gets above Star's head...
JR: THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE, IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY!
Coach: THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!
Boo bounces off the ropes! Bounce! Bounce! OWW!!! People's Elbow! Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Suddenly Star trips Boo flat on her face...Boo holds her bloody nose as Star goes to the turnbuckle, and to the top!
JR: HER FINISHER! HER FINISHER!
FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! OWW! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT!!! The Crowd goes nuts!
Coach: By GOD! Boo Chick kicked out!
Boo Chick trips down Star, flat on HER FACE! Not enough to bloody the nose, though! Boo goes uptop...THE BITCH!!!! OWW!!! Boo turns Star on her back to complete The Bitch by putting on the Twisted Knee Lock...Does Star Tap? Does she? TAP! TAP! TAP! DING! DING! DING! The Crowd erupts...
Finkel: And STILL...The WNW Women's Champion...BOO CHICK!
JR: I tell ya, what a great match by Star and Boo Chick, but in the end, Boo still is The Women's Champion...
Coach: And it's not her first time either...
JR: Well, when we come back, The Prez will take on Edge in a HARDCORE BATTLE!
(Commercials)
Finkel: The following match is scheduled for one fall, anywhere, and is a Hardcore Match...
Edge's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!
The Dudley Boyz Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...he is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...THE PREZ!
JR: This match is gonna be HELL!
DING! DING! DING! The Prez grabs Edge...DDT! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Edge gets up and so does Prez...Edge grabs Prez from behind for a Backdrop! Prez gets up before a pin atempt and gets out of the ring...Edge follows, but when he gets out, Prez grabs him and Snap Suplexs him RIGHT ON THE STEEL STEPS! Prez puts Edge on the floor in a pinning position...1...2...Kick Out! Prez grabs a garbage can from under the ring and gets in as Edge gets up. He has a bad gash-like cut on his back from the corner of the stairs...He grabs two chairs. Gets in. Turns as PREZ FLIES AT HIM FOR A SWANTON BOMB! OWW! Edge moved and Prez went through HIS OWN GARBAGE CAN! Edge immediatly pins Prez...1...2...Kick Out!
Coach: This match is awesome!
JR: Great effort from Prez and Edge!
Edge takes the garbage can from under The Prez and slips a steel chair under insted...he lifts up the other...
JR: The Crowd is mad now as Edge goes for a Con-Chair-Toe on The Prez...
OWW! Prez moved! OWWWW!!! The chair bounced off into Edge's face! The chair lands on Edge's arm. The Prez gets above Edge's head!
JR: WE ARE GONNA SEE ANOTHER ELECRIFYING PEOPLE'S ELBOW TODAY!
The elbow pad is thrown...Bounce! Bounce! OWW!!! People's Elbow on a chair, and EDGE! The Prez rolls up Edge...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Coach: YES!!!
Finkel: Here is your winner...The Prez!
JR: THERE HE IS!
Coach: Who?
The Camera goes up to The WNW Commentary Booth where JR has moved to an interview position with The Marc!
JR: Thank you for joining me tonight, Marc!
Marc: Yeah, I thought I'd get the word out that I'm gonna kick that little twerp, X-Pac's ASS!
JR: Okay...
Marc: I don't think I should have to fight someone for The WNW Heavyweight Championship who hasn't even been here a week...
JR: Makes sence...
Marc: Non-the-less in a LADDER MATCH! A LADDER MATCH, JR? WATSUPWITDAT?
JR: Well, X-Pac wanted it, I'm sure The Prez thought that you'll show him wrong...I mean, he's only a rookie, right Marc?
Marc: I guess...
JR: We'll be back for The IC Match after this...
(Commercials)
Coach: Well, we're back, and it seems as if The Marc isn't too happy about his match tonight, JR!
JR: I know, I don't really blame him, but he is The Heavyweight Champion...he should be able to beat a lightweight, right?
Coach: Yeah, I guess...
JR: Now this match is gonna be weird!!!
Finkel: The next match is a Anywhere Falls Match for The WNW Intercontinental Championship...
Triple H's Music hits...
Finkel: The challenger, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 251 pounds...he is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...TRIPLE H!
"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits...
Finkel: And his fiance`...she is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...EXTREME RAYE!
Coach: Husband Versus Wife, JR!
JR: Not yet.
Coach: My bad.
JR: ANYWHERE FALLS!
DING! DING! DING! Triple H goes to the left set of ropes, Extreme Raye to the right! They both exit the ring and walk to the ramp and join hands...
JR: What THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?
Coach: That's what I'm trying to figure out...
The Camera follows them through the curtain, as the go down a hall, take a right, go down to the third door on the left and go in...
JR: TRIPLE H AND RAYE'S LOCKER ROOM!!!
Triple H gets on the couch, and Raye gets ontop of him. Triple H grabs his shirt and rips it apart, as the women in the Crowd cheer...Triple H lays back as Raye yells at The Camera Man and The Referee to get out...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Coach: Triple H was laying down...
JR: It was counted...ANYWHERE FALLS! IT MUST HAVE BEEN PLANNED!
Finkel: And STILL WNW Intercontinental Champion...EXTREME RAYE!
JR: We'll be BACK FOR THE LADDER MATCH!
(Commercials)
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is a Ladder Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship...
Coach: With a GODDAMN LIGHT WEIGHT IN IT, TOO!
X-Pac's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 150 pounds...X-PAC!
Rob Van Dam's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 230 pounds...he is The WNW Hardcore and Heavyweight Champion...THE MARC!
JR: Here we go...
DING! DING! DING! The Marc gets out and grabs the ladder, not expecting anything from X-Pac...OWWWWW!!! SWANTON BOMB FROM X-PAC TO THE MARC, LADDER INBETWEEN THE TWO!
JR: The Marc is holding his eye!
Coach: Oh, my GOD, JR! LOOK AT IT!
The Marc's eyes is bleeding, the time you can see it it looks like it is gashed in and only half there!! But of course The Marc covers it up with his hands and starts walking towards the curtain, up the ramp...X-Pac sets up the ladder in the ring...he starts climbing...
JR: OH SHIT!
As X-Pac nears the top of the ladder, Marc nears the top of the ramp as the fans cheer wild. The Marc sees with one eye that X-Pac is about to win on The WNWTron! He starts to run back, but trips on a beer can on the ramp...DING! DING! DING!
JR: OH MY DEAR GOD! WHAT A DEBUT FOR X-PAC! THE NEW CHAMPION!
Finkel: The winner, and THE NEW WNW Heavyweight Champion...X-PAC!!!!!
X-Pac gets down from the ladder and taunts the Crowd...he turns around...MARC BOTTOM! MARC BOTTOM! OWW!
JR: What a screwy night...
Coach: GOOD BYE!
...Show ends...