The fireworks go off for the first Sunday Show from WNW in Detroit, Michagan! BANG! BANG! BANG! The pyro's go off! BOMB! BOMB! BOMB! Cole: Here I am, hosting Sunday alone! Man, how interesting does it get here? It's better then WWF! Did you see Jeff Hardy's Chic and The Survival fucking? That was hot ass sex...until Triple H and the rest of The Outsiderz broke it up! Finkel: The first match, is a Handicap Punishment, No Holds Barred Match! APA's Music hits...the two that stay behind the sences unless hired for money come to the ring, who this time were hired from The Prez! Finkel: Making their way to the ring...The APA! K-Kwik's Music hits and Jeff Hardy makes his way to the ring with a scared look on his face! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 234 lbs...Jeff Hardy! DING! DING! DING! The match starts as The APA go for a Double-Team Powerbomb! The APA hit it too! Jeff Hardy hits the ground and immediatly holds his head! The APA go for weapons! Jeff Hardy gets up, as the APA hold two chairs and are about to come back in the ring, Jeff Hardy Baseball Slides them and their heads hit the chairs, then they hit the Secuirity Wall! Cole: I'm just glad I don't have to sit down there! We have the WNW Commentery Booth! The seats are great, they are soooo comfortable! Jeff Hardy picks up both The APA and drags them up the ramp and to the backstage! He opens a door to a dark room and leaves The APA in there and closes the door! Cole: What the??? He walks to a door that says, "PREZ" on the door! Cole: Oh, no! He walks right into the office and right into an Outsiderz Meeting! Chyna Doll, Triple H, Wrisk, Helix, and The Prez see him! Prez: LETS GET THAT BITCH! IT'S NO HOLDS BARRED, SO WHAT THE HELL? The Outsiderz chase Jeff Hardy down the hall, he seems to be getting farther and farther away from them...when CLUNK! Jeff Hardy runs right into The APA! Bradshaw has a busted lip and Faarooq has a concusion! Jeff Hardy falls on the ground and The Outsiderz catch up right away, but then, all 6 guys take Jeff Hardy into the Parking Lot! All 6 of them take a WNW Truck! They start the ignition and jump out, the brake lines were previously cut and Jeff Hardy is laying in the middle of a Parking Lot with 6 WNW Trucks coming at him! Jeff sees the Trucks coming and gets up, are they too close to get out? Well, Jeff starts to run, except he knows if he gets out The APA and The Outsiderz with have something else waiting, but he might not even get out of this, he ends up having to jump on top of the front of a truck, as he gets to the end and is about to jump off, the 6 WNW Trucks explode, and you see The Outsiderz turn on the fire alarm, and the Fire Fighters come! Cole: We will keep you updated on Jeff Hardy's condition! But Jeff, if you make it, I will tell you one question when you get back, and that is...Is it worth helping a lady that doesn't even thank you??? Finkel: The next match is a Spanking Match! Eminem's "Purple Hills" hits! Out comes Jeff Hardy's Chic! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic! The Hardy Boyz Music hits and Trish Stratus comes out! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! Cole: The winner is the first one to spank the others behind! He he! DING! DING! DING! Trish and Jeff Hardy's Chic start to try to spank eachother, but they can't seem to get to eachother, so moves come into place! Trish bounces Jeff Hardy's Chic off the ropes and does a Huricanrana! Oww! She gets her spanker and goes back to get Jeff Hardy's Chic, but Jeff Hardy's Chic is already up and ready to go! Jeff Hardy's Chic gets the Rock Bottom! Oww! Then she pulls up Trish before Trish can get up and gets the Twist of Fate! She goes for the spanker, but she is too late, Trish has the spanker as Jeff Hardy's Chic bounces off the ropes! Oww! Bulldog! Oww! Jeff Hardy's Chic goes for her finisher...The WORM! Crowd: W...O...R...M! WORM! Hoooo! Hooo! Hooo! Owwww! Jeff Hardy's Chic gets the neck chop and succsessfully gets The Worm, grabs her spanker, pulls down Trish's Pants so the crowd sees Trish's Thong! Crowd: Oww! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! DING! DING! DING! Cole: Yes! That bitch got what was coming! Finkel: Here is your winner...Jeff Hardy's Chic! The camera goes to the back and you see the fire has been put out, but where is Jeff Hardy? Finkel: The next match is a Hell in the Cell Match for The WNW Hardcore Championship! Chris Benoit's Music hits and out comes The Rock! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 500 lbs...The Rock! Kane's Music hits and Zombie comes out! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 450 lbs...Zombie! Triple H's Music hits and Triple H comes to the ring! Finkel: Making his way to the ring, he is the WNW European and Hardcore Champion and one half of the WNW Tag Team Champions...weighing in at 251 lbs...Triple H! The Ref locks the door and the fight has started! DING! DING! DING! Right away The Rock and Zombie go at it...Triple H desides it's a easy win so he sits down! Zombie gets the Chokeslam on The Rock, but The Great One gets back up and gives Zombie the Chokeslam also, and goes up top! Swanton Bomb! Owww! He hits Zombie's knees! Zombie gets up and picks up The Rock! Last Ride! Owww! Cole: Hey, what's this???... The batterd and bruised APA come down and knock down the Ref! Triple H gets up and kick the door to the Cell right in the APA's face! They are so tierd they just go back up the ramp! Triple takes The Rock out of the Cell and Zombie follows! Triple H gives The Rock the Pedigree on the hard floor outside of the ring! He let's Zombie do the Rock Bottom as he starts climbing up top! Zombie follows and gives right hands back and forth from Triple H to Zombie! Then The Rock gets up and kicks Zombie down! Zombie gets back up and chases The Rock to the edge of the Cell! Cole: Oh, my GOD!!!!!!! Zombie Cruser off the CELL???? Zombie hooks The Rocks neck! Zombie Crusher off the Cell! Oww! Cole: Oh MY GOD! The Rock got the Zombie Crusher off the Cell, and he HIT THE SECURITY RAIL! OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! The EMT's come rushing down, The Rock's back could be broken! He could never wrestle again! As Zombie laughs an evil laugh, he turns around! Cole: Oh, MY GOD!!! Pedigree through the Cell into the ring???? Triple H hooks Zombie's arms! Up a foot! Down 50 feet! Cole: Oh, my GOD! Triple H sent Zombie right through the ring! OH, MY GOD, HE COULD BE GONE TOO!!! Triple H pins Zombie...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! The EMT's come out again! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still the WNW Hardcore Champion...Triple H! The Outsiderz come to bring him back from his fall through the roof of the Cell! Cole: Oh, MY GOD!!! What a scary match!!! The first Sunday and three people could very well be dead!!! The camera shows the ambulance, which has Jeff Hardy who is all burned up! The Rock, who looks broken in half! And Zombie who's head is squirting blood! All three will be gone a while! All three unconshis! What a disaster! Cole: I can't believe this! And there still is a TLC Match, what could happen??? Finkel: The next match is a Tag Team Match for the WNW Tag Team Championships! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit comes on and Survival makes his way to the ring! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 280 lbs...he is the WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! Lita's Music hits and Chyna Doll makes her way to the ring! Cole: I have just been informed that since Chyna Doll is teaming up with Suvival against her teammates, she is officaly out of the Outsiderz! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! Triple H's Old Music hits as Wrisk makes his way to the ring! Finkel: Weighing in at 215 lbs...he is one half of the WNW Tag Team Champions...Wrisk! The match starts with Survival and Wrisk in the ring! Wrisk goes and gives Survival a Dropkick! Survival gets up and goes to tag Chyna Doll, they tag and as Survival starts to get on the otherside of the ropes Chyna Doll pulls him back in the ring! They both grab Wrisk and Triple H gets in and messes up their Double Chokeslam! Then...Triple Chokeslam! Owww! Cole: What the hell is this??? Chyna Doll just chokeslamed Survival with Triple H and Wrisk! Chyna Doll grabs a mike! Chyna Doll: You dumbass!!! We kicked your ass! I am an Outsider!!! Cole: Oh, she is truely in the Outsiderz!!! The camera goes back to The Outsiderz Locker Room! Where you see The APA and The Outsiderz sharing some beers! Prez: Damn, look at us, we are the best team ever! Think we are... Helix: The strongest!... The APA: We are cool too, and we are here when you guys need us!!! Triple H, Wrisk, and Chyna Doll walk in! Triple H: We are unbeatable! Wrisk: The best! Chyna Doll: We are INVINSIBLE! As they drink their beers the camera goes to the Hospital where you see Jeff Hardy in his bed! Doctor: He's not looking too good! He has severe burns, and he will look terrible! Then they show The Rock is his room! Doctor: His spine could be broken, but we will need to take an X-Ray! Then Zombie's Room! Doctor: This big guy needs plastic surgery, that's all, he has a broken nose, and a fractured skull, but will be ok! Finkel: The next match is a TLC Match for the WNW Heavyweight Championship! Triple H's Old Music hits and Wrisk comes out! Finkel: Weighing in at 215 lbs...Wrisk! "Rollin'" hits and The Survival comes out! Finkel: The WNW Heavyweight Champion...weighing in at 280 lbs...The Survival! DING! DING! DING! The Survival goes to grab a ladder and Wrisk goes for a table! Survival sets up the ladder and starts climbing for his title, Wrisk sets up the table outside the ring and gets in! Wrisk knocks The Survival off the ladder! Then Wrisk takes the ladder and hits Survival with it! Then Wrisk sets up the ladder and drags Survival outside of the ring! He sets him on the table! Wrisk gets back in the ring and starts to climb the ladder! Oh, 450 on to Survival from the ladder in the ring to the table holding Survival outside! Wrisk gets up after 10 seconds, and gets in the ring and starts to climb for the belt, Survival is totally knocked out! Cole: Hey, what's this??? Kurt Angle gets in the ring and knocks over the ladder! Wrisk lands outside the ring and Angle follows and gets the Angle Slam through a table! Then goes and pulls up Survival and throughs him in the ring! Then he goes and grabs a chair and starts beating on Wrisk as Survival climbs the ladder and retains his title! Finkel: And still the WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! Cole: Yes...now lets show you the Hospital before we go off the air! Jeff Hardy's Room shows him get up and he touches his skin and yells! Jeff Hardy: FUCK!!!!!! Oww! DAMN YOU FUCKING OUTSIDERZ! YOU WILL PAY SOON! Then it shows The Rocks Room, the Doctor is looking at his X-Ray! Doctor: His spine isn't broken, but a few of his ribs are because when he hit the Secirty Wall he hit on his side! He can return on Wednesday, but his Ribs will be painful! Then Zombie's Room! Zombie gets up like Kane does after a chair shot! He sees his mask and a miror on the desk next to him! He picks up the mirror and looks at his face all clotted! He picks up the mask and puts it on! Zombie: Just as bad as before... The show goes off the air...