Wednesday Night Wrestling's Theme Music hits and the fireworks go off! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
JR: I'm here tonight with Coach by my side, and tonight we have a match for BOTH HARDCORE AND IC TITLES!
Coach: It'll be big...
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for FALLS ANYWHERE...and is for BOTH The WNW Intercontinental and Hardcore Championships!
Edge's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...EDGE!
JR: Edge still has some burns from WAR!
Coach: Yep!
Y2J's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 260 pounds...he is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...COOL MOODY!
Crowd boo's...
DING! DING! DING!
JR: Since it's for both Hardcore and IC Titles, Prez decided to make it falls anywhere, but there is STILL DISQUALIFACATION!
Cool Moody first applies The Anklelock, and alittle too early too, Edge kicks him in the face and pins him...Kick Out! Cool Moody gets up and gets a kick to Edge's gut...up Edge goes for a Powerbomb, OWW! Moody hangs on and brings him back up...OWW! Double Powerbomb for Edge...Pin...1...2...Kick Out! Edge gets up first and give the unexpecting Moody a Spear! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Edge gets out of the ring...
JR: Where is he going?
Coach: It's FALL ANYWHERE, JR!
JR: Then why is he picking up a chair?
Edge grabs a chair, but The Ref gets out of the ring and reminds him he cannot use it...Edge puts it back, then turns around...OWWW!!! MOODY WITH A HURRICANRANA FROM THE TURNBUCKLE TO EDGE, TO THE FLOOR! Cool Moody gets above Edge's head...COOL MOODY CROSSFACE! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner and still Intercontinental Champion, but NEW WNW HARDCORE CHAMPION...COOL MOODY!
JR: Great match...
Coach: Yes, indeed!
JR: Well, we already have a match next week for The Vacant WNW Tag Team Championships, Edge and Mike Evil Versus...Well...Umm...
Coach: WHO?
JR: TRISH STRATUS AND LITA!
Coach: WOMEN?
JR: WHAT IF THEY WIN? I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN THEM...
Coach: WHATEVER, MAN! WE GOTTA GO, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
...Show ends...