Wednesday Night Wrestling's Theme Music hits and the fireworks go off for another edition of WNW's Wednesday Show.
JR: I'm here with Coach.
Coach: And tonight we have two matches for you. First The Prez takes on Raye in a No DQ Spit in Your Face Match, where the winner spits in the others face.
JR: Then, for The Vacant WNW Tag Team Championships. Trish and Lita will take on Mike Evil and Edge!
Finkel: The first match is a No Disqualifacations Match. Where the winner spits in the others face at the end.
The Dudley Boy's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...he is The Owner of Wednesday Night Wrestling...THE PREZ!
Crowd boo's Prez right outta the building.
JR: You know, we haven't seen Boo Chick or Triple H around here lately.
Coach: You don't know, JR? They were fired!
JR: Damn! Things are changing.
"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...EXTREME RAYE!
JR: Here we go, WNW's first ever SPIT IN YOUR FACE MATCH!
Coach: NO DQ!
DING! DING! DING! Prez gets a Sleeper Hold aplied to him, because he was looking at signs in the Crowd. When he "falls asleep", The Ref lifts his hand...1...2...The Prez keeps his arm up this time. He gets up, with no help from The Crowd, and hits Raye in her stomache. She lets go. She holds her stomache in pain and goes in a circle, The Prez grabs her. OWW! DDT! Pin...1...Kick Out! Prez gets up, but only after Raye. Raye grabs Prez and puts him up on her shoulder.
JR: How can Raye lift all 279 pounds of THE PREZ?
Coach: One strong women.
JR: Yeah, but look at her strugle.
TOMBSTONE PILDRIVER! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...EXTREME RAYE!
JR: Well, now Raye gets to spit in The Prez's face!
Coach: Why didn't they use the No DQ rules?
JR: I don't know.
Raye gets ontop of Prez, and gets right in his face. She looks like she is hawking up a big one, when all of the sudden. WHAM! Prez knees Raye in her breasts and she falls on her back. The Most ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS-ENTERTAINMENT TODAY! THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW! OWW! RAYE MOVED! The Prez holds his elbow and Raye SPITS IN HIS FACE!
JR: Yuck! That looks snoty!
Coach: She must have a cold to get it that green!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and is for The Vacant WNW Tag Team Championships.
Trish Stratus's Theme Music hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...TRISH STRATUS!
Lita's Theme Music hits...
Finkel: And her partner...she is The WNW Women's Champion...LITA!
Edge's Theme Music hits...
Finkel: And the first of their opponents...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!
"Crawling" by Linkin Park hits...
Finkel: And Edge's partner, weighing in at 215 pounds...he is The WNW European Champion...MIKE EVIL!
Coach: Here we go, we will have new Tag Team Champions.
JR: And no matter what they say, these two are couples. Trish and Mike, Edge and Lita. There could be some broken hearts, or revenge seeking people after this match!
DING! DING! DING! Lita and Mike Evil are in first. Mike Evil Chokeslams Lita.
Coach: Do you think the women can handle power like that, JR?
JR: I don't know...
Lita gets up though and catches Mike by surprise with a Stone Cold Stunner! OWW! Pin...1...Kick Out! Lita runs over and tags in Trish. Mike Evil gets up, not knowing about the tag, he runs at Trish and Spears her into the mat hard! Mike notices what he did and looks worried, he starts to "fix up" Trish's hair. Trish gets up okay and tells Mike Evil to come closer. She grabs his head, bounces off the ropes with her feet. STRATUS-FACTION! OWW! Pin...1...2...Edge from behind! Mike Evil gets up, Trish tags in Lita, and Mike tags in Edge.
JR: Hey, what is that noise?
Coach: Sounds like Music.
"Hello, Ladies!"
JR: Hey, it's W.A.C.!!!
Winning Ass Champion runs down the ramp and gets in the ring, as Edge looks on in disbelief, W.A.C. pulls down his pants and starts to piss all OVER EDGE'S FACE!
Coach: OWW, GOD! NASTY!
JR: Well, that is probably the nastiest finisher in WNW HISTORY!
Edge looks like he's gonna puke, he turns towards Lita as Mike Evil recieves a Boot to the Face. W.A.C. disapears through the Crowd as Lita gets a MOONSAULT ON EDGE! OWW! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNERS and The NEW WNW Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS AND LITA!
Coach: I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WAS POSSIBLE!!!
JR: Well, it is Coach, but can they keep them?
Coach: See you next week when, so far, Trish and W.A.C. will go one on one for The #1 Contendorship of The Hardcore Championship, which is held by Moody.
JR: And Extreme Raye will go one on one with Lita in a Ladder Match for The Women's Championship!
Coach: Then Apocalypse!!!
JR: The End is NEAR!
...Show ends as WNW Logo pops up, then an ad for Apocalypse. Then fades to black as an old black and white movie starts.