The last Wednesday Night Wrestling Show before Apocalypse comes on the air, as WNW's Theme Music hits...Then the fireworks explode as fans show off their signs...
"Moody, MARRY ME!"
"Why? Austin! Why?"
"Raye = SLUT"
JR: Well, Coach! Look at the fans going wild tonight, here in Chicago!
Coach: WE ARE SOLD OUT!
JR: We haven't sold out since Triple H and Boo Chick were fired!
Finkel: Our first match tonight is scheduled for falls anywhere, and is for The Number One Contendership of The WNW Hardcore Championship...
Trish Stratus' Theme Music hits and out Trish walks in a tight leather outfit...
Coach: I wish she wasn't with Mike Evil, JR!
JR: They aren't together, they just manage eachother...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring, she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
Val Venis' Theme Music hits and out walks the disgusting W.A.C.!
JR: Well here comes the nastiest peice of work in WNW HISTORY!
Finkel: And her opponent, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 172 pounds...WINNING ASS CHAMPION!
JR: Look at this guy, he looks like he never eats...
Coach: He's seven foot, and only 172 pounds????!!!
JR: Just sad!
DING! DING! DING! W.A.C. grabs a trash can, but Trish slaps him first! He falls to the ground...Trish grabs the trash can for herself. She lifts it up and WHAM! Again...WHAM! Once again...WHAM! The trash can is all dented in now, so Trish tosses it aside and goes to pin W.A.C....But he catches her off guard with a HANDS TO BREASTS! Trish screams in pain as W.A.C. SQUEEZES HER BREASTS!
JR: W.A.C., LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND, YOU SICK FREAK!!!!!!
Edge grabs W.A.C., he lets go of Trish's breast and turns around...EDGE-A-CUSION! OWW!! RIGHT ON THE GROUND! Edge gets up and grabs W.A.C. and throws him in the ring...Trish gets in as Edge runs off with a smile. Trish waves good bye to Edge, in a thanks way and turns around as W.A.C. unzips, and WINGS OUT THE PENIS!!! Trish grabs him from behind though and bounces off the ropes with her feet for the Stratusfaction! Oww! But insted of the pin, she HOOKS THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE ON LOSER ASS CHAMPION...HE TAPS!! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...and The Number One Contender of The WNW Hardcore Championship...TRISH STRATUS!!!
JR: HA HA! YOU SICK FREAK! YOU LOST!!!!
Coach: AWW, NASTY! LOOK, JR!
IN THE RING, W.A.C. is trowing a tantrum and PISSING ALL OVER HIMSELF!!!
JR: We gotta get a clean up crew, we'll be back after these messages!
Apocalypse Comercial hits...
The ring has been cleaned...
Coach: JR, THE END IS NEAR!
JR: I know...
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event, and the last match before Apocalypse is a Ladder Match for The WNW Women's Championship...
"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits...
Finkel: (as the Crowd boo's like hell) Making her way to the ring...the challenger, EXTREME RAYE!
Lita's Theme Music hits and The Crowd goes crazy...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...She is Stone Cold's fiance`...The WNW Women's Champion and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...LITA!
JR: Well, there is the soon to be Mrs. Stone Cold Steve Austin...
Coach: ALL OUR DIVAS GET TOO ATTACHED, TOO QUICKLY!
JR: Yes...
DING! DING! DING! Lita has already gone uptop as Extreme Raye is distracted by "SLUT!" chants...Lita connects with a Swanton Bomb on Raye! Raye rolls out of the ring...Lita follows...Raye gets to the ladder, but Lita comes up to her...Kick TO GUTT! STUNNER ON RAYE! Lita grabs "her" ladder and brings it in the ring...Raye goes after Lita, though, like the Stunner didn't STUN! Raye gets up on the apron, but is knocked right back off from Lita and "her" ladder! Lita sets up the ladder and starts to climb for her title...Raye, who now has a cut on her cheek from the ladder shot gets back in the ring and pulls Lita back down!
JR: AWW! MAN!
Raye climbs up a few steps on the ladder, and waits for Lita to come back...Lita runs at Raye, asuming she is going for the title...OWW! Spear from Raye off the ladder! Lita looks paralyzed, but Raye doesn't climb for the gold...she puts on a Sleeper Hold! As Lita starts to fall asleep Prez begins running through the Crowd, but Raye doesn't see him, she is too busy with the hold...Lita falls asleep...The Ref doesn't lift her arm, and reminds Raye it's a Ladder Match...but Raye keeps the hold on...Chokeing the life outta Lita! All of the sudden, WHAM! STEEL CHAIR FROM BEHIND ON RAYE FROM PREZ! Lita rolls out of the hold and begins to come back...The Prez gets on his knees over Raye!
Coach: NASTY! HE JUST SPIT IN HER FACE!
JR: Revenge from last week, I guess...
Prez runs back through the Crowd like a coward as Lita starts to climb the Ladder...Raye gets up and whipes the spit off of her face...Lita gets to the top and starts to reach for the title, but Raye pushes the ladder OVER AND LITA FALLS OUTTA THE RING! Raye grabs the ladder, folds it up and puts it flat on the ground! She goes out of the ring and grabs the hurting Lita and brings her back into the ring...
JR: OH, MY GOD, NOOO!!!
OWWW!!!! TOMBSTONE ON THE LADDER TO LITA!
Coach: SHE'S GOTTA HAVE A CUNCUSION!
JR: Will she be able to compete Sunday??!
Raye sets up the ladder then starts to climb the it...when she gets to the top she looks at The Crowd, then at Lita and laughs a sick laugh...The Crowd boo's the shit out of her, but it's no use...DING! DING! DING!
JR: DAMMIT!!!
Finkel: Here is your winner, and The NEW WNW Women's Champion...EXTREME RAYE!
EMT's help Lita out of the arena...
JR: WHO WILL WIN SUNDAY FOR THE VACANT WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP??!!
...Show ends...