Wednesday Night Wrestling's Theme hits for the first show after Apocalypse, to a sold out Crowd in Cleveland, Ohio.
JR: Sunday at Apocalypse, The Prez put Trish in the hospital, after making out with her.
Coach: Austin and Lita got married, then Austin beat Mike Evil with the distractions of Prez, although Edge and Mike Evil broke Austin's hand.
JR: Extreme Raye beat Lita once again, and became Heavyweight Champion...
Coach: And, Cool Moody kept his Hardcore Championship, but Edge grabbed that Intercontinental Championship...
JR: Tonight we have three matches, Hardcore Championship, European Championship, and Intercontinental Championship...
The Camera goes to The Prez' Locker Room, where we see Prez and W.A.C.!
W.A.C.: So, Prez. What's your plan for Evil next week?
Prez: Oh, you know what I'm gonna do. And after it's all said and done, Evil will be in the Hospital, and TRISH WILL BE MINE! HA HA HA!
Finkel: The first match is scheduled for falls anywhere and is for The WNW Hardcore Championship...
Trish Stratus' Music hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring, she is The Number One Contendor of The WNW Hardcore Championship, and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
Trish makes her way to the ring with a tired and depressed look on her face.
JR: She doesn't look too good!
Y2J's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...weighing in at 260 pounds...COOL MOODY!
Coach: Cool Moody has a clear advantage, in more than one way.
JR: Yep...
DING! DING! DING! Trish locks up with Moody, but Moody gets the advantage and slams Trish back into the turnbuckle. Crowd boo's. Moody tries to give Trish a right hand, but she ducks and runs right behind him, he turns around and she grabs his arms and gives him a Jawbreaker...Pin...1...Kick out by Moody.
JR: Did you know that they have the same finishers? Just different names...
Moody grabs Trish and gives her a Double Powerbomb, OWW! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick out by Trish. Moody smiles, as Trish gets up. She gets SLAMMED to the mat by The Prez! Crowd boo's more.
Coach: DAMN PREZ AND HIS STEAL CHAIRS!
Moody and The Prez shake hands as The Crowd BOOOS! Moody drags Trish to the middle of the ring, and The Prez bounces off the ropes and delivers a Prez's Elbow to TRISH! Prez pins Trish...1...2...Moody from behind! Prez gets up and looks pissed.
JR: MOODY WAS TRICKED BY PREZ, AND IT ALMOST COST HIM THE HARDCORE TITLE!
Moody right hands The Prez, Crowd cheers...The Prez right hands Moody back, Crowd boo's. Moody gets the upper hand as Trish gets out of the ring and limps up the ramp...Moody punches Prez to the mat, and applies The Cool Moody Crossface...The Prez taps and the "match" is over.
Finkel: And STILL WNW Hardcore Champion...COOL MOODY!
Crowd cheers...
JR: Prez entered himself in the Hardcore Championship Match and almost won the title, by pinning Trish after The Prez's Elbow. But Cool Moody took him off, and as Trish limped back up the ramp and left, Moody got the Moody Crossface and beat Prez...
Coach: Does Prez really care? He just wants Trish.
JR: Your probably right, Coach...
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A Cage is now around the ring, as Lita's Music hits...Crowd cheers...
Finkel: The following match is a Cage Match, and is won by getting out of the Cage first and is for The WNW European Championship...First, making her way to the ring...She is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Mrs. Stone Cold Steve Austin...LITA!
"Crawling" by Linkin Park hits...Crowd cheers as Mike Evil makes his way to the ring with another worried look on his face...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds...he is The WNW European Champion...MIKE EVIL!
The Cage door is locked, as both Evil and Lita are now inside.
JR: Here we go...
DING! DING! DING! Mike Evil spears down Lita, and gives her right shots to the head...He runs to the side of the Cage and starts climbing...Lita gets up and grabs him by the leg and he loses his balance and falls off the side of the Cage...
Coach: BAM! Into the mat...
Lita kicks Austin in the gut! STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER ON MIKE EVIL! Lita gets back up and turns around...CHOKESLAM! OWW! Mike Evil didn't even get Stunned by Lita's weak Stunner...
Coach: HERE COMES AUSTIN!
Austin punches out the Ref and breaks in the Cage door...Mike bounces off the ropes and goes for a Spear, but Austin gets the Lou Thesz Press! Right hands to Mike Evils head...Austin gets off and signals for The Stunner...Crowd cheers...Mike Evil turns around...STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER! This time it does STUN Mike...Austin runs off...The Ref gets up and gets back in and closes and locks the door back up, Lita starts climbing the Cage...But Mike Evil gets up, drousy, and grabs Lita's leg and aplies "Payback's a Bitch"! Mike Evil's Anklelock! Lita falls off the Cage...Crowd cheers for Evil too...
JR: Uh, oh! IT'S TIME, COACH! TIME FOR MIKE EVIL TO GET HIS FINISHER, THE LAST RIDE ON LITA!
It's Time is successfully done, and Lita lands flat on the mat, with a THUD! Mike Evil starts climbing again, and as Lita twitches, Mike Evil retains his title...DING! DING! DING!
Coach: Lita didn't have much of a fight...
JR: Nope...
Finkel: Here is your winner, and STILL WNW European Champion...MIKE EVIL!
JR: We'll be back in a minute for the No DQ Pee Match!
~~~Commercials~~~
Coach: We are ready for the No Disqualfiaction, Pee Match!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is a No Disqualifactions Pee Match for The WNW Intercontinental Championship, where the first to pee on the other, wins...
Val Venis' Theme hits...Crowd boo's...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 172 pounds...W.A.C....WINNING ASS CHAMPION!
Edge's Music hits...Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...EDGE!
JR: Here goes the NASTIEST MATCH IN WNW HISTORY!
Coach: I agree, but women might like it, they might get to see Edge's PENIS!
DING! DING! DING! Edge goes up to W.A.C. and is KNEED IN THE BALLS! Edge drops to the floor, and W.A.C. "wings it out" early, and starts pissing in the ring, but Edge moves and keeps the pee off of him, by leaving the ring...
JR: I think W.A.C. is dry now!
Coach: HA HA!
Edge grabs a steel chair as W.A.C. gets out of the ring, Edge swings and WHAM! Hits W.A.C. SMACK in the head! Edge wings out his penis, and The Crowd goes wild...But W.A.C. pulls out a BULL WHIP AND WHIPS EDGE'S BALLS! OWW! W.A.C. pulls out his penis again, but is dried out, and can't go...
JR: I TOLD YA, COACH!
W.A.C. is really ticked now, and he grabs something else he brought out with him...A FLAMETHROWER!! Edge is really worried now, so he gets up and runs in the ring...But W.A.C. had already turned it on, and it hit some Jackass in the Crowd and burned their face...
JR: HA HA!
Coach: Good thing we aren't done there, JR!
W.A.C. goes and turns off the flamethrower, when he turns around, Edge has in "winged out" and pisses all OVER LOSER ASS CHAMP!! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: And STILL WNW Intercontinental Champion...EDGE!
JR: HA HA HA HA HA HA! THE PERVERT LOST!
W.A.C. goes up through The Crowd into The WNW Commentary Booth and holds JR hostage with the Flamethrower as the show goes off the air...