Wednesday Night Wrestling's Theme Music hits to a Sold Out Crowd is Pittsburg, Penn. The fireworks explode...as the fans roar and show signs...
"Prez is a SICKO!"
"Lita/Austin's Baby = (Picture of gorrila)"
"Raye is STILL A SLUT!"
and "How, Sunny? HOW?"
JR: Well, we are here for another Wednesday Show, the third show before EFedMania! I'm so excited!
Coach: Yeah, well. Things seem to be heating up in WNW, just in time, as Sunny Daze returns TO WNW!
JR: I know, I saw her beat the hell out of Trish with my own two eyes, but HOW COACH?
Coach: I don't know, but I'd like answers. I'd also like to know why her name is now Tammy Lynn Bytch!
JR: Yeah...
Test's Theme hits to a booing Crowd as The Prez makes his way to the ring, without W.A.C....
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...he is The Owner of WNW...THE PREZ!
JR: SICK, JUST SICK MAN!
Coach: Maybe we'll get some answers...
JR: Maybe...

The Prez grabs a mic...
Prez: Hey, how are all you ladies tonight?
BOOOO!!
Prez: Okay, well, I have something to do tonight, that might shock a few of you. But I must do it, and now!
Sunny...I mean Tammy, GET OUT HERE!
"I Know You Want Me" - Sunny's Theme hits...
Crowd boo's more!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...TAMMY LYNN BYTCH!
JR: Well, there is that BITCH!
Coach: How do you know she is here to cause trouble? She beat up Prez...
JR: She beat the hell outta Trish, what do you think...
Tammy grabs a mic...
Tam: Prez, what do you want? To throw me out of a window for good this time?
Prez: Woa! Woa! Woa! Chill out Tammy...We have to tell our news.
Tam: What news? We don't have news!
Prez: Well, you know what I mean...
Tam: Oh, okay...
Prez: Show the footage!
The WNWTron lights up and it shows the night Prez "killed" Sunny Daze by putting her through a window, as she crashed into the pavement below.
Prez: Well, that wasn't really YOU WAS IT?
Tam: Nope...
Prez: And this was all a CONSPERICY, WASN'T IT?
Coach: A CONSPERICY??!
Tam: Yep.
Prez: You see, everyone. This was all a big conspericy. I kill a fake Sunny Daze. Get rid of that whore Boo Chick, by firing her. Then...when we are into a different era of this company...Who should come back but Tammy Lynn Bytch...SUNNY DAZE!
Crowd: BOOOO!!
Prez: And well, if I win, NO! WHEN I WIN MY MATCH AGAINST MIKE EVIL TONIGHT, ME, W.A.C., AND TAMMY'LL TORTURE THAT LITTLE HO TO DEATH, HA HA HA HA!
Prez's Music hits and him and Tammy walk back up the ramp, hand in hand...
JR: Oh, JUST SICK!
Coach: Well, we gotta take a break. We'll be back after this...
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~EFedMania Commercial~~~
JR: Well, before the break The Prez and Sunny, or Tammy, revieled their conspericy to the world...
~~~Shows Replay~~~
Coach: That truely is sick! Well, Lita has been requesting all sorts of title matches lately, and her next one, is next!
Finkel: The first contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a Gravy Bowl Match for The WNW Intercontinental Championship...
Coach: Will Edge wear a thong? HA HA!
Lita's Music hits and out she comes...
Finkel: Making her way to the gravy bowl...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...LITA!
Edge's Music hits...
Finkel: And her opponent...making his way to the gravy bowl...he is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...EDGE!
JR: Well, here goes a weird match for a man to be in...
DING! DING! DING! The Ref forces Edge and Lita into the Gravy Bowl. The Crowd is going wild, Edge is in swimming trunks. Lita is in her regular clothes, doesn't seem to mind being "gravied" either. The Ref seems to be worried about Lita's baby. Edge does too.
Coach: JR, that baby is due four days after EFedMania!
JR: I know. If her water broke in one of her matches, EVEN TONIGHT, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
Lita slaps Edge, Edge holds his head. He doesn't want to fight her, because of her baby. Edge tells her this, and The Ref, and starts to walk back up the ramp...Crowd has mixed reactions.
JR: It's for your own good not to fight, Lita.
But Lita follows Edge and turns him around...kick to gut...STUNNER! STUNNER ON EDGE! Edge slams back on the ramp. Lita drags him down the ramp, and into the Gravy Bowl...He starts to get up, and she rolls him up, both their heads go under the gravy...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: MY GOD! A PREGNANT WOMEN, JUST BECAME, INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
Finkel: Here is your winner, and NEW WNW Intercontinental Champion...LITA!
The Crowd cannot believe what just happened...
Coach: THINK ABOUT THIS, JR! LITA...SHE IS A PREGNANT TARGET!
JR: Well, we'll be back after this for The Hell in the Cell..."GRUDGE MATCH!"
~~~Commercials~~~
Coach: Well, we are back, and before we get to the match, we must tell you that Lita plus a baby PLUS an Intercontinental Championship equals BAD LUCK, FOLKS!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for one fall...and is a Hell in the Cell "Grudge Match" for the "managment" of Trish STRATUS...
Test's Music hits as The Prez makes his way to the ring with W.A.C....
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...accompianated by WINNING ASS CHAMPION...he is The Owner of WNW...THE PREZ!!!
JR: SICK BASTARDS!
Coach: I agree!
"Crawling" by Linkin Park hits and Mike Evil and Trish both make their way to the ring, Trish looks worried...
Coach: Poor things probably spent a few sleepless nights lately...
JR: Worrying or getting it on?
Coach: I don't know...
The Cell has been built around the ring by the Crew and is now ready for the match...The Referee locks the door and the match is on...
DING! DING! DING! The Prez runs up to Mike Evil and gives him a DDT...The Prez taunts the Crowd to boo's as Mike Evil gets up behind him...The Prez turns around and Mike hooks Prez's neck...
JR: Chokeslam...
OWW! The Prez lands on his ankle purposly and starts moaning in pain...Mike Evil could care less though, but is distracted by W.A.C. Closelining Trish outside of the Cell, from behind. He then slips something in her pants...He starts running up the ramp and through the curtain he goes, Trish scrambles and manages to get whatever it is out, and she chucks it back up the ramp where W.A.C. exited. Mike and Trish watch on in horror, as they realize what almost happened to Trish, as the "thing from Trish's pants" EXPLODES TO BE REVEALED AS A GRENADE! No one is hurt, as it is too far up the ramp...Mike turns around to yell at The Prez and notices Prez has a microphone...
JR: My GOD, Trish almost died, and The Prez is gonna speak? What does this SICK BASTARD HAVE TO SAY NOW?
Prez: So, you got out of it again, HUH? WELL SO DID I! I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POOR ANKLE!
Coach: Like anyone gives a DAMN!
Prez: But, DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND. WE'LL HAVE A RE-MATCH...AT EFedMania!!
Crowd cheers!
Prez: AT EFedMania, ME AND YOU WILL BATTLE, EVIL! AND THERE WILL BE NO TRISH...NO W.A.C....JUST YOU AND ME, FOR BOTH THAT WNW EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP, AND TRISH...THE ONLY THINGS YOU HAVE...AND ONCE I BEAT YOU IN THAT MATCH...YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING AT ALL, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BURRIED ALIVE!!!!!
JR: WHAT THE HELL???!
Coach: WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
Prez: THAT'S RIGHT, EVIL! ME AND YOU...IN A BURRIED ALIVE MATCH AT EFedMania!!!
Prez's Music hits as he leaves with a perfectly fine ankle, and goes back up the ramp...The Crowd boo's him, but seems to like the match...
JR: EFedMania gets bigger every day, Coach!!
Coach: Yeah, and look at Mike Evil and Trish Stratus...THEY ARE IN SHOCK!
JR: I AM TOO, AT HOW BIG EFedMania is SHAPING OUT TO BE!
...Show ends.