WNW's Theme Music hits...When it ends, it is replaced by "Superstar" by Saliva! The Sold Out Record Breaking 70,786 Crowd goes wild as the pyro's explode for the biggest WNW Show of the year!
JR: WE ARE HERE LIVE FOR EFEDMANIA FROM THE ASTRO DOME!
Coach: MY GOD, JR! I AM SCREAMING TO TALK, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!
JR: THIS HAS ALITTLE MORE BEAT TO IT THAN WRESTLEMANIA!
Coach: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
As the Crowd dies down and show off their signs, Finkel can now speak...
Finkel: Our first match...
The Crowd roars and Finkel is cut off...
JR: HOLY SHIT!
Coach: FINKEL CANNOT SPEAK!
"Prez = BURIED ALIVE!"
"After Prez is thrown into his grave, Trish and Mike GET IT ON!"
"EFedMania is BETTER THAN WRESTLEMANIA!"
"Raye is DEFINITLY A SLUT NOW!"
Finkel: Our first match is a Tag Team Step Up Contest for The WNW Tag Team Championships...
Crowd roars...
Finkel: It's 3 Steps, and to advance to the 2nd Step, both members of the opposite team must be stripped to their Bra and Panties!
Some Crowd cheers, as the thought of Trish crosses their minds.
JR: The Prez, W.A.C., and even Lita will not look good in Bra and Panties!
Coach: Why not Lita?
JR: Cause she has a huge belly from her baby! DUH!
Coach: Sorry, this Crowd is still getting to me!
JR: Makes sence, you never announce at WrestleMania!
Coach: Yeah, but now I can say I announced at something better! EFedMania!
Finkel: To be able to climb the Ladder and retreive the Tag Titles, you must have started both opponents on fire at least once. And it must be after they are STRIPPED!
JR: They could burn off their clothes!!!
Coach: The Prez already has enough burn marks from WAR!, he doesn't need more!
JR: I'd live to see him burned almost to death, then suffacate in that pit he'll be buried in, DAMMIT!
Coach: Yeah, your right.
Finkel: After stripping your opponents, then setting them both on fire, you can climb the ladder! HAVE FUN! HA HA HA! I'm so happy...
Test's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...THE OWNER OF WNW...and the sick BASTARD...PREZ!
Prez gives a thumbs up to Finkel and yells "you can have a raise my friend!".
JR: SAD!
"Hello, Ladies!" Val Venis' Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 172 pounds...WINNING ASS CHAMPION...W.A.C.!
Coach: I think W.A.C. is wearing a thong, he has a wedge, HA HA!
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...one half of the Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
Lita's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...the other half of the Tag Team Champions...she is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...LITA!
JR: SHE IS ALSO PREGNANT!
DING! DING! DING!
Coach: The first match of the first EFedMania is underway!
Lita hesitates, but Trish goes at W.A.C., going for his shirt! But she is grabbed in her packages! Trish screams in pain. W.A.C. takes advantage of this, and pulls off Trish's shirt!
Some Crowd cheers...
JR: First peice is off, Ladies and Gents!
There is peices of wood around the ring, ready to light up, and 4 Flamethrowers around the ring...Plus 4 Ladders...Prez walks up to Lita and starts laughing, but Lita gives him a Edge-a-Cusion out of no where! W.A.C. grabs Trish's hair, but receives a Jawbreaker from Trish!
Crowd goes wild seeing that Trish and Lita have both taken down The Prez and W.A.C.!
But, when Lita isn't looking Prez rolls her down in a pinning position, and proceeds to pull off her pants! Trish comes up from behind Prez though, and gives him a Stratusfaction to the mat! She then applies the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE as Lita grabs Prez's pants!
JR: YES!
Coach: NO!
W.A.C. knocks both Trish and Lita on their asses, before anything goes down. W.A.C. grabs Lita, as Prez and Trish recover, W.A.C. irish whips her to the ropes, and she comes back, he goes for the Big Boot, but she ducks it. She comes back and kicks him in the gut, and goes for a Stunner! But W.A.C. pushes her to the ropes, and she bounces off the ropes, he moves out of the way, and she goes off that side too. By the middle of the ring, she stops and looks at W.A.C. and GETS PISSED ON! W.A.C., not minding his own piss, pulls off her shirt!
JR: Her baby must be going nutts right now!
W.A.C. pushes Lita on her ass, and goes for her pants, but Trish gets him first, and gets a Stratusfaction on him too! But, white they are getting that thing on, Prez takes advatage of Lita, and takes off her pants!
Crowd boo's!
Coach: THEY ONLY NEED TRISH'S PANTS!
JR: THAT IS NOT A PRETTY SITE!
Coach: WHAT?
JR: Lita in her Bra and Panties...
Coach: OHHH!
W.A.C. has gotten Trish out of the ring, and W.A.C. follows, so does The Prez, cause he didn't have any challenge with Lita. They start to double team Trish, and they Flapjack HER INTO THE LADDER! They pull off her pants...
JR: DAMMIT!
Coach: OH, SHIT!
Finkel: The Prez and Winning Ass Champion have completed the first Step.
The flames burst up, as Lita was trying to get out of the ring, it scares the shit out of her. She jumps back to the ring...W.A.C. grabs a Flamethrower and shoots it at Trish, but she moves and it starts THE LADDER ON FIRE! Trish knocks the Ladder ontop of W.A.C.!! But the Prez had already grabbed a fire extinguisher, and takes care of that problem. Trish kicks the fire extinguisher into Prez's face and pulls off his shirt!
JR: Finaly!
Coach: Do they still have a chance?
Lita, who is still in the ring is holding her belly...
W.A.C.: RIGHT ON TIME!
W.A.C. grabs a Flamethrower and gets in...He's about to let it go on Lita and her belly, when Trish gets up from behind and knocks him down.
Coach: YES!
JR: How'd they get over the flames?
COACH: LOOK AT TRISH'S LEG!
Trish's leg is starting on fire! She had it under the ropes. W.A.C. starts pissing on Trish's leg, and the fire goes out! She pulls it in so it doesn't start up again...The sneaky Prez climbs into the ring with something in hand...
JR: HE'S GOT A SLEDGEHAMMER!
Prez bounces off the ropes and SLAMS THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO LITA'S BELLY!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!!
JR: She's gonna have a miscaradge!
Trish and W.A.C. saw this and Trish is in shock! Prez takes Lita's arm and sets it in the flames! SHE STARTS ON FIRE!
Coach: NO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!
JR: My GOD! The levels these men stoop to are SICK!!! JUST SICK!
Finkel: The Prez and Winning Ass Champion have completed the second Step.
W.A.C. bounces off the ropes, going for another boot, on Trish this time. It's reversed, and despite Trish's poor leg, she gives W.A.C. a SPINEBUSTER! The Prez is out of the ring now, and has a Ladder in hands. Trish applies a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE ON W.A.C.! As Winning Ass Champion holds his neck in pain, Trish slips off his tights...
JR: HE'S WEARING A THONG!!!!
Crowd is going wild...
Coach: Look at Lita, she is passed out in fear...
JR: Poor thing...
The EMT's come out to help Lita, but are afraid of the flames...OWWWW!! The EMT's are taken down by The Prez, and his Ladder. The Prez throws the Ladder in the ring, and it HITS LITA IN THE STOMACHE!
JR: GOD DAMMIT!
Coach: I agree!
This seems to wake up Lita temperarly, and The Prez gets in the ring and taunts Lita. STRATUSFACTION! OWW! The Prez is now down, and Trish pulls off his pants!
JR: But, The Prez tricked W.A.C., he only has on boxers!
Finkel: Trish Stratus and Lita have completed the first Step.
But W.A.C. has gotten up, and now has the Ladder, he BAMS TRISH OVER THE HEAD! He then sets it up...
JR: OH, NO!!!
Coach: TRISH IS OUT COLD!
W.A.C. starts climbing the Ladder, Lita, Trish, and The Prez are down!
JR: NO! NOT THIS WAY!
Coach: ...
W.A.C. nears the top of the Ladder. He stops.
JR: What's he doing?
W.A.C. unzips his pants...
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
W.A.C. slowly wings it out, and gets ready to leak! W.A.C. taunts the Crowd!
Crowd cheers...
Trish knocks over the Ladder...
JR: AH HA HA!!!!
Coach: WOOOOOO!!!
Trish taunts the Crowd and sets up the Ladder, as W.A.C. lays outside of the ring...
JR: TRISH FORGOT ABOUT THE SECOND STEP! SHE IS CLIMBING THE LADDER!
BAMMM! SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF TRISH BY THE PREZ!
Coach: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The Prez climbs the Ladder and grabs the belts! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here are your WINNERS...
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
JR: Listen to that Crowd!
Finkel: ...and the NEW Tag Team Champions...THE PREZ AND W.A.C.!!!
In the ring, Lita has gained conciousness, and realizes what has happened.
Coach: Lita sees they lost.
JR: But how is her baby? That is the real question here, Coach.
The Camera goes to an inclosed area full of dirt!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: The next match is a BURIED ALIVE MATCH FOR BOTH TRISH STRATUS AND THE WNW EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP!
JR: The Prez just had his match with Trish and Lita, will he be too tired to win the next one?
Coach: Well, JR. In that huge place full of dirt, there is one hole with a shovel, and dirt to fill it up. You must fight untill you find that hole, then get your opponent into the hole, and burry him alive!
JR: Sweet...
Rob Van Dam's Theme his over The PA, as Mike Evil makes his way into the place full of dirt.
JR: What sucks is the whole match will be watched on the Tron.
Finkel: Making his way to WNW's Buried Alive Arena...weighing in at 215 pounds...he is The WNW European Champion...MIKE EVIL!
Test's Theme hits...
THE CROWD BOO'S AND IT ECHO'S LIKE MAD THROUGH OUT THE ARENA!
Finkel: Making his way to WNW's Buried Alive Arena...weighing in at 279 pounds...he is one half of The NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...and The Owner of WNW...The Sick Bastard: THE PREZ!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
The Prez and Mike Evil come face to face, and stare each other down...Mike Evil looks ticked after what Prez just did to his manager, now he will do something about it. DING! DING! DING!
JR: WE ARE UNDER WAY!
The Prez and Mike Evil go at it with fists...RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT! BAM! Mike over powers the tired Owner, and punks him out. Mike Evil quickly applies Payback's a Bitch to The Prez.
Crowd cheers...
But The Prez quickly gets out of it with a stiff kick to the head of Mike...The Prez jolts up and surprises Mike with a DDT into the dirt. The Prez starts off looking for the hole. Mike Evil begins to get up, and brushes the dirt off of his face, then goes to look for Prez.
JR: GO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
When Mike passes another dirt hill, The Prez ambushes him from behind! The Prez beats on Mike Evil as The Crowd boo's...The Prez starts dragging Mike through the dirt...
Prez: Come on Mike, lets find that hole, so I can beat you in there, and win. I wonder if there are any rocks around here, so I can break your head op...AAAHH!!
Crowd cheers as Mike drags The Prez to the ground and starts kicking him...Mike picks up Prez...CHOKESLAM! OWW! Mike walks off looking for the hole...
JR: Push and tug in this match...
Coach: Yep!
After a minute or so, Mike Evil runs into The Prez. Prez grabs him and Snap Suplex's him to the dirt.
Prez: Going around in circles, Mike?
Coach: How could you not, look at that place.
JR: It all looks the same!
The Tron switches to Trish's Locker Room, as Prez walks out of view again.
JR: Trish is concerned!
Trish: Come on, Mike, baby!
Mike Evil gets up, and holds his head. He starts walking forward again.
Mike: Come, on. Prez, are you chicken? Huh? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WOA!!!
Mike runs into The Prez, and is Spinbustered RIGHT INTO THE HOLE! Prez kicks Mike's shoulder...
Crowd boo's!
JR: NOT PREZ'S ELBOW!
Coach: HEY, HE NEVER GOT ONE IN THE LAST MATCH!
JR: Shut up, Coach.
Prez runs over to one dirt hill, runs back and jumps over the hole, and the dirt pile. Then jumps back over the dirt pile for...HE MISSED THE ELBOW!
JR: MIKE EVIL LEFT THE HOLE!
Mike starts pileing the dirt over The Prez...
JR: Mike is winning NOW!
When Mike is about half way done, he looks over the dirt pile, to see how buried The Prez is...WHAM!
Coach: SHOVEL TO THE HEAD! SHOVEL TO THE HEAD OF MIKE EVIL!
JR: Mike was buring Prez with his hands! Prez had the shovel!
Mike falls into the already half filled in hole!
Coach: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Prez starts burying Mike Evil...when Prez is almost done, Mike sits up...
JR: YES, MIKE! GET OUT!
Crowd: Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!
OWWW! Prez hit Mike over the head again, and finishes burying him...DING! DING! DING!
JR: DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMITTTTT!!!!!!!!
Coach: I AGREE, JR!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER, and NEW European Champion, AND THE OWNER OF TRISH STRATUS...THE PREZ!!!!
CROWD BOO'S!!!
The Camera shows Trish in her Locker Room crying...BAM! Security knocks down the door, and takes Trish away!
JR: I'll be right back...
Coach: Where are you going, JR?
Finkel: The next match is the Guest Referee Pin or Submition in your own Blood Match for The WNW Heavyweight and Women's Championships...
Crowd doesn't seem to care, they are just in shock...
The Glass Breaks as Austin's Theme hits and he comes out in a zebra vest and tights!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 252 pounds...the Guest Referee...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...STACY KEIBLER!
Lita's Theme hits...
Coach: Where did you go, JR?
JR: To puke...Here comes the hurting and pregnant Lita. At least I hope she is still pregnant!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...She is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...LITA!
Coach: Look at her JR. She has no life in her.
DING! DING! DING! Stacy bounces off the ropes and gets a Spinning Heel Kick on Lita. Lita falls to the canvas, as Stacy goes for the cover. Austin reminds her, Lita needs to be bleeding...Stacy gets up and pulls up Lita...Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! OWW! Stacy rolls out of the ring, and grabs a steel chair...
JR: Oh, no!
She gets back in and swings it at Lita. Lita ducks and IT HITS AUSTIN! Austin looks ticked. Austin gets in Stacy's face.
Austin: What was that? Huh? What? What was that? Huh? What? WHAT?
Stacy: Lita ducked...
Austin gets out of her face, and Lita gets in it...kick to gut, STUNNER! STUNNER ON STACY! Lita, who looks almost dead, grabs the steel chair and hits Stacy in the ass with it. Stacy rolls out of the ring. Stacy goes under the ring and grabs a trash can lid and another chair, she throws them in the ring.
JR: I don't know what to say about this match, but that Austin better watch his wife carefully.
Stacy then sets a table up outside of the ring, also...She slides in, Lita slams the chair onto the mat, cause Stacy got back out...
Coach: Mind games, man.
Stacy grabs Austin's legs and trips him down to distract Lita, and she gets in. She grabs the trash can lid and hits Lita in the back of the head...WNW Double Feature pops up...
JR: Look at this Replay of Austin being tripped down by Stacy.
Austin is tripped and hits the steel chair, head first. Double Feature closes. Stacy turns Lita to her back, and hits her over the head with a steel chair! It doesn't bust her open though. Stacy goes to get another weapon, but is attacked from behind with the trash can lid from Lita.
Crowd cheers...
Stacy Keibler falls back on her back, and Lita goes uptop! MOONSAULT! OWWWWWWW!!!!!!
JR: STACY JUST HIT LITA IN HER BELLY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Stacy starts the band, as Lita uses the ropes to get up...Austin is now getting up also, Lita finaly gets up and turns around. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! OWWWW!
JR: Lita just went over the top rope through the table.
Coach: How long will this baby hold on?
Stacy turns around to grab a weapon...STUNNER! STUNNER FROM AUSTIN! Stacy rolls out of the ring by Lita...
JR: There is No Count out in this match...
Coach: It's Pin Fall anywhere, as long as it's in their blood...
JR: OH, MY GOD!!!!
As The Camera Man gets closer you can see blood all over by Lita's lower regions! Stacy rolls up Lita, Austin gets out of the ring and sees whats happening...he gets down...1...2...He stops and makes sure...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner, and NEW WNW Women's and Heavyweight Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
Austin then notices what the blood is from.
JR: I BELIEVE LITA HAS HAD A MISCARAGE!
Coach: My gosh...
The Tron lights up again as Lita is taken away by EMT's and a shocked Austin...
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event, is scheduled for 2 out of 3 Falls!
Crowd goes balistic!
Finkel: ...and is for The WNW Hardcore Championship! The First Fall is pinfall, the Second Fall is submition, and if needed, the Third Fall is a Ladder Match INSIDE OF A FLYING NON-PILOTED PLANE! And now, here it is live on The WNWTron from Houston Airport...
Edge's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the fighting area in Houston Airport...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!
Y2J's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the fighting area of Houston Airport...weighing in at 260 pounds...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...COOL MOODY!
DING! DING! DING! Edge Spears down Moody. Pin...1...Kick Out! Moody pulls up Edge, and gives him Moody's "HARDCORE" SPEAR! Pin...1...2...Kick Out by Edge!
JR: Which Spear was better, Coach?
Coach: I don't know, JR.
Moody irish whips Edge into a pile of lugauge! Moody runs toward Edge, and Edge pulls his tights AND DRIVES HIM HEAD FIRST TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! He rolls up Moody...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: EDGE-A-CUSION!!!
Finkel: Here is your winner of the First Fall...EDGE!!!
Cool Moody seems to be out cold, so Edge puts a COOL MOODY CROSSFACE ON MOODY! But, Moody is out, so The Ref lifts his hand..first time, it falls...second time, it falls again...third fall, it falls, NO! NO! MOODY IS STILL IN THE MATCH! Edge releases the hold...
Coach: Moody is still in...
Moody gets up slowly, and Edge tries to pull his tights again for the Edge-a-Cusion. Moody sends a few jabs to the gut, Edge's way, and Edge releases Moody. Moody punches Edge down, Edge then tries to get up, so Moody sticks his head between his legs, and lifts him up...WHAM! Powerbomb! Again! WHAM! Double Powerbomb! Moody doesn't go for the pin, since it's Submition only...Insted, he applies the ANKLELOCK!
JR: ANKLELOCK ON EDGE!
Coach: Will he TAP OUT??
Edge doesn't tap, and after a while, Moody lets go. He kicks Edge a few times to keep him down, and then applies the COOL MOODY CROSSFACE!!!
JR: Moody Crossface this time.
Coach: WILL HE TAP OUT NOW?
Edge screams in pain, and Moody doesn't let go...TAP! TAP! TAP! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner of the Second Fall...COOL MOODY!
The two contestants rest while they start the plane. Ladders are moved in, and more weapons. The crew then leaves the plane, as well as the pilot, and Cool Moody and Edge are sepratly put into the plane. One Camera Man is also placed into the plane.
JR: All three of those men in that plane could very well DIE TONIGHT!
Cool Moody brings the plane into the sky as Edge grabs a Ladder, he starts to bring it to where the title is hanging, but is met by Moody with another "Hardcore" Spear!! Moody runs back to the Pilot Cabin and realizes that the plane doesn't have Auto Pilot, and is going toward the ground, slightly. Moody messes with the controls untill they seem to be going strait.
JR: We are on the border of a lot of water. What if they fly above some?
When Moody comes out of the Pilot Room again, Edge is climbing. But Moody knocks over the Ladder! He sets it back up, and starts climbing himself...Edge starts climbing on the other side.
Coach: What will this result in?
When Moody and Edge meet at the top of the Ladder, Edge grabs Moody's head...OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! EDGE-A-CUSION OFF THE LADDER TO THE FLOOR BELOW!!! Edge gets up after a brief moment, and starts climbing the Ladder for the Championship.
JR: Moody is out AGAIN!
As Edge nears the top, the plane jolts a bit, and Edge falls off the Ladder, he runs to the Pilot Room, and screams, as he finds out they are going strait down! Edge messes with the conrols, trying to figure them out. Moody has gotten up and is climbing the Ladder!! Edge runs from the Pilot Room and jolts for the Ladder, but misses it, and Moody GRABS THE TITLE! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...AND STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION...COOL MOODY!
JR: MY GOD!
Cool Moody jumps out the plane door with his belt, he releases his parachute and falls...as he falls, he looks down...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!
JR: THE PLANE BLEW UP! THE PLANE BLEW UP!
Coach: DID EDGE AND THE CAMERA MAN GET OUT?????
Cool Moody looks shocked, as he falls slowly to the ground...
...PPV ends.