Wednesday Night Wrestling's Theme Music hits...The fireworks go off for the first Wednesday Show after EFedMania! BANG! BANG! BANG!
JR: WE ARE FRESH OUT OF EFEDMANIA!
Coach: NEW CHAMPIONS ALL THE WAY AROUND!
JR: Lita has lost her baby, I'm not happy to say.
Coach: EDGE COULD HAVE DIED!
JR: More on that tonight!
Finkel: The first match tonight is a TLC MATCH!
Crowd cheers...
JR: This will be interesting to see, but there is one problem! EDGE WENT DOWN IN A PLANE LAST NIGHT!
Finkel: I have just been informed that we are going to see some footage live on The WNWTron, before this match takes place.
The WNWTron pops up with eiree music, and replys the footage from EFedMania. It then pops up at the Houston Hospital sign. Then shows room number fourty two. Inside the camera goes, and in the bed is some man.
JR: That must be the Camera Man.
Coach: Poor guy, but where IS EDGE DAMMIT?
The WNWTron fades...
Test's Theme hits...
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Finkel: Please welcome to the ring...THE PREZ!
JR: What is The Prez doing now?
Coach: There is your new Tag and European Champion.
JR: Not proud to admit it, either, Coach.
Prez grabs a mic...
Prez: On Sunday, in the Main Event. The last few minutes of the Pay-Per-View...It was questioned whether Edge and The Camera Man survived. As you just say, before I came out, The Camera Man is in the Hospital in Houston. But...Regardless of my differences with the man, I regret to inform you that EDGE WAS NEVER FOUND!
Crowd is shocked!
JR: MY GOD! EDGE WAS NEVER FOUND! WHERE IS HE???
Prez: So, untill we find Edge, his match with Jay D. will continue to be post-poned untill the next week. Thank you.
Test's Theme hits and The Prez makes his way back up the ramp.
JR: DAMN!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and is for The WNW Intercontinental Championship...
JR: How the HELL CAN LITA COMPETE?
Coach: She had a miscarage at EFedMania, JR. She must go on...
Rob Van Dam's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 215 pounds...MIKE EVIL!
Lita's Music hits...
Crowd gives their support as Finkel announces her...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...LITA!
JR: Where's Austin?
Coach: Where's Trish?
JR: With Prez, where else?
Coach: Forgot, sorry.
DING! DING! DING! Mike Evil doesn't know what to do with Lita. She just went through hell, and now he has to fight her.
JR: Will this be another Edge/Lita Match-Up?
Coach: Maybe, but Mike doesn't have a title anymore.
JR: True.
Lita kicks Mike in the gut and goes for a STUNNER! Mike pushes her to the ropes, though. He bounces off a set of his own...SPEAR! Oww. Mike goes for the cover...1...2...Lita kicks out. Mike goes for a second cover...1...2...Kick out by Lita again. Mike then tries to apply Payback's a Bitch. Lita gets out though, and gets up a delivers a stiff Edge-a-Cusion to Mike! As Mike is down Lita goes uptop...
JR: She's goin' for her finisher, Coach!
Lita taunts the Crowd, and seems to bring alittle joy to her, as she flies off for the MOONSAULT! OWW! Mike Evil moved.
Coach: Lita's happy. Lita's sad.
Lita starts to cry lightly. Mike notices this, as he was about to give Lita It's Time. Mike doesn't know what to do...ROLL UP! 1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...AND STILL WNW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION...LITA!
JR: She cheated Mike, in a way...
Coach: Mike has got his own problems...
The Camera goes to The Prez' Locker Room. Him and Trish are still arguing.
Prez: SIT DOWN!
Trish: NO!!!
Prez: Sit, please, Trish.
Trish: Why should I?
Prez: Cause, I need to talk to you...
Trish: Why should I?
Prez: I said, I need to talk to you, DAMMIT!
Trish: Well, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
SLAP!
Security grabs Trish, and keeps her restrained.
Prez: No, guys. It's okay.
They let Trish go.
Trish: Oh, now your gonna be nice so I sit down, right?
Prez: That's not what I was doing.
Trish: Sure.
There is a knock on the door...
Prez: Come in.
W.A.C. walks in.
W.A.C.: So, what you guys up to? Fuckin'?
Trish: HELL NO, YOU ASS!
Prez: You wish, you'd like to watch, huh?
W.A.C.: Yeah, I'd like to see your dick in her...WHOOPS! I mean, I'd like to...
Trish kicks W.A.C. in the balls...
W.A.C.: OWWW!!! SECURITY!
Prez: They only take orders from me, my friend. And I enjoy watching you get kicked in that area.
W.A.C.: WHY?
Prez: Cause, you can be so nasty sometimes, it even makes PREZ THE SICK BASTARD SICK!
Trish: No kidding...
JR: Well, we have word that before we go off the air, Cool Moody is standing backstage with Howard Finkel to talk about Edge.
Camera then shows Cool Moody with Finkel.
Finkel: Moody, on Sunday, you fought Edge. Edge went down in the...
Moody: SHUT UP!
Crowd cheers...
Moody: HOWARD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME! Now, Edge. I hope you are found. Even I was shocked to see the plane blow up. The Camera Man was found, and I hope you are too. That way, when you come back, I can show you who is better ONE MORE TIME!
Finkel runs, Moody turns around and IS POPPED OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR BY EDGE!!!
JR: EDGE IS HERE!
Coach: IT WAS A JOKE!
Crowd cheers for Edge too...
Edge picks up Moody's mic...
Edge: You know Moody. Your stupider than you look.
...Show ends.