Wednesday Night Wrestling starts as JR comes on for some announcements here in L.A.! JR: Hello everyone, Chyna and Jeff Hardy's Chic match has been added to the No Interfence List! And rumors are going around that Zombie quit, but he is here anyways! The camera goes to a door that says "PREZ" on it and opens, the Prez and Zombie are arguing... Prez: Dammit, Zombie...you fucking pussy, if you quit, then I kick your ass, just like Devastator, and the old Kurt Angle!!! Zombie: Prez, fuck off! Zombie starts to leave, but Triple H, Wrisk, Helix, and Chyna Doll come in... HHH: What the hell??? You are fucking leaving??? Zombie: Hell yeah, now get the fuck out of my way!!! The Outsiderz beat down Zombie and The Survival, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy's Chic, and the rest of the E-Fed run in!!! Survival: Traitor, huh? Everyone in the E-Fed beats the shit out of Zombie, then The Prez goes and takes off a mirror from the wall! Prez: You wanna quit, huh? Well, I will tell you what...win the match tonight, and you can quit, lose the match and you die, ok? No...wait...don't answer, I will give you an answer to you leaving us right the fuck now, and later! CRASH! The Prez slams the mirror right through his head! Triple H Pedigree's him on the glass shards, he is now knocked out! Survival gives Zombie his finisher...Last Ride through the door, Owww! They all laugh and are glad to be a WNW Superstar, as Zombie twitches! JR: Damn! Damn! Damn! I don't know what to say, I though The Survival and them would beat the shit out of The Outsiderz... Finkel: The first match is a...umm...nevermind! Ha ha ha ha! JR: I think Finkel got fucked up! Eminem's "Purple Hills" hits and Jeff Hardy's Chic comes out! Finkel: Ha ha ha...ha...oh, shit! Making her way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic! Everything goes silent and Boo Chick makes her way to the ring! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Boo Chick! DING! DING! DING! JHC get's the Twist of Fate and the pin...1...kick out! Boo Chick gets a Knee to the Face of Jeff Hardy's Chic! JHC gets up though and gives her a Rock Bottom! JR: Oh, no! Not now, this is too soon! Jeff Hardy's Chic gets the Bulldog! Crowd: W...O...R...M! WORM! Hooh, hooh, hooh, OWWW!!! Chyna Doll hits Jeff Hardy's Chic with a chair, after punching down the Ref and runs away, and up the ramp! JR: Oh, shit! Not THE BITCH! Boo Chick gets up top, for her signature move...THE BITCH! Body Slam, Owww! Anklelock! Jeff Hardy's Chic taps out to The Bitch! Finkel: Here is your winner...Boo Chick! JR: I wonder why Survival didn't save his sex-friend! The camera goes to The Outsiderz Locker Room! Prez: Did you see that? HHH: Yes, ha ha ha! Wrisk: The Survival didn't even save his "CHICK"! JR: I don't know, but Helix has action next! Finkel: The next match is a Table Match! "Freak on a Leash" by Korn hits and out comes Helix! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 245 lbs...Helix! "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and out comes Extreme Raye! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Extreme Raye! DING! DING! DING! Helix gets a table and brings it in the ring with him! He gets an X-Factor from Extreme Raye! Extreme Raye sets up the table...grabs Helix and goes for her signature move! JR: Tombstone Pildriver through the table...this is gonna kill, but I doubt Helix will lose! Owww! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...Extreme Raye! JR: Ok, I didn't get that...Helix beaten by a girl in two moves, ha ha ha! Maybe Survival and everyone else is right, The Outsiderz suck! At least Helix does, we will see later what other ones suck! The camera goes to The Survival's Locker Room where you see The Survival, Kurt Angle, and Jeff Hardy's Chic! Survival: Did you see that??? Angle: I'm not sure, I think so, but I can't believe my eyes! JHC: What don't you get??? Helix sucks more than Chyna Doll, I'm gonna kick her ass! The camera then goes to the Outsiderz Locker Room! HHH: What the...? Prez: ...fuck? Wrisk: He sucks... HHH: No shit, maybe we should kick him off the team...Hey...where is Chyna Doll? Prez: Remember dumb ass...Championship Match...NO ITERFERENCE! JR: I wonder who will... Finkel: The next match is a Casket Match for The WNW Women's Championship! Eminem's "Purple Hills" hits again and Jeff Hardy's Chic comes out...she has a cut on her head from the chairshot from Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic! Lita's Music hits and The WNW Women's Champion comes out! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is the WNW Women's Champion...Chyna Doll! JR: As I was saying...I wonder who will win this match with "NO INTERFERENCE"! DING! DING! DING! Jeff Hardy's Chic immediatly runs and opens the door to the casket! JR: Remember...NO DISQUALIFACATION UNTILL SOMEONE GETS PUT IN THE CASKET AND THE LID IS SHUT...IF SOMEONE INTERFERES THEY ARE SUSPENDED! When JHC turns around she gets a boot to the face and falls in the casket! Chyna Doll goes to close it, but JHC isn't in there! Chyna Doll turns around and is greeted by a steel chair! JHC picks up Chyna Doll and throws her in the ring and goes in with her chair! When Chyna Doll gets up she gets another chairshot to the head! Then JHC continuingly beats Chyna Doll with the chair...then she stops when Chyna Doll starts to bleed! Chyna Doll gets up after about 15 seconds and JHC is standing there taunting the crowd as Chyna Doll hits her with the chair! Chyna Doll picks up Jeff Hardy's Chic and gives her a Tornado DDT! Chyna Doll picks her up again and throws her over the top rope and gets out of the ring, puts her in the casket and tries to close the lid, but insted gets kicked in the face! She falls down next to the casket and Jeff Hardy's Chic gets out and brings Chyna Doll back in the ring with her! Jeff Hardy's Chic gets the stairs and throws them on Chyna Doll, who is just laying there! JHC gets in the ring and gets the Twist of Fate! Oww! JHC picks her up again and gives her the Rock Bottom! JR: Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! Oww! JHC gets the Bulldog and for the second time this evening goes for the WORM! JR: This time me...and the crowd will say it! W...O...R...M! WORM! Hooh! Hooh! Hooh! Oww! And this time she gets the Damn Worm! JHC pushes Chyna Doll out of the ring! JHC gets out of the ring and puts Chyna Doll in the casket! JHC runs in the ring and grabs the chair and goes back out! JHC pounds on Chyna Doll with the chair! JR: Oh!!! Not again! Crowd and JR: W...O...R...M! WORM! Hooh! Hooh! Hooh! Oww! Jeff Hardy's Chic gets the WORM again and closes the lid on Chyna Doll! JR: Yes! Yes! Yes! Chyna Doll also sucks! 2 out of 5 suck so far! Finkel: HERE IS YOUR NEW WNW WOMEN'S CHAMPION...JEFF HARDY'S CHIC! The Survival and Kurt Angle come down to the ring and congradgalate JHC! Angle gives her a hug! Then Survival starts to French Kiss her! JR: YEAH BABY! The camera goes to The Outsiderz Locker Room! HHH: Damn! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Triple H takes a vase with flowers in it and throws it at the wall! CRASH! Prez: Hey, maybe we should kick out Chyna Doll too! Triple H looks stunned, all of the sudden he grabs The Prez by his neck and holds him up against the wall! HHH: NO! NO! NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HELIX, BUT YOU ARE NOT GETTING RID OF MY CHYNA DOLL, HER BODY, SO FAKE, YET THE BEST PUSSY I'VE EVER TASTED! I WANT MORE...IF YOU KICK HER OUT...I PUNT YOU OUT!!!!!!!! Prez: Ok...HHH...I was just kidding...can you put me down??? HHH: YES! Prez falls on his ass on the floor and seems to be moved, he looks up and sees Chyna Doll trying to get in the door and moves! HHH: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? Prez: Triple H, she's crying...leave her be! HHH: DAMMIT PREZ!!! I TOLD YOU ALREADY...DON'T RUN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!! Wrisk: Ok Guys! That's enough! Cool down! I wonder where Helix is... JR: Wow, are things tense in there or what??? Finkel: The next match is for The WNW European Championship! Chris Jericho's Music hits and Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 231 lbs...Chris Jericho! Triple H's Music hits and Triple H makes his way to the ring with a really really pissed off look on his face! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 251 lbs...he is the WNW European, Hardcore, and one half of the Tag Team Champions...Triple H! JR: Man does he look mad! DING! DING! DING! Chris Jericho gets the Bulldog on Triple H and goes for the Lion Sault...but lands right on his stomache, Triple H wasn't even there! Triple H comes in with a chair, he hits Chris Jericho with it, again and again! DING! DING! DING! Again and again! DING! DING! DING! All the refs come down! Again and again! The Refs stop Triple H from his rage on Jericho, but he takes a Ref and gives him a Pedigree! The rest of the Refs run away! JR: DAMN! Finkel: Your winner in a result of DQ...Chris Jericho...but still the WNW European Champion...Triple H! JR: OK! I also wonder where Helix is... The camera goes to the Parking Lot where Helix is walking through, he runs into Zombie! Helix: Hey...Zombie, now...No! ZOMBIE NO!!!!!!! Zombie takes Helix and throws him into one of the pilars in the lot! Wrisk saw this on the TV in The Outsiderz Locker Room so he calls 911! JR: Gosh! This night gets better and better! The cage starts to lower! Finkel: The next match is a Four Way Cage Match for The WNW Intercontinental Championship! "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and Extreme Raye, who already won a match tonight comes out! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Extreme Raye! Chris Benoit's Music hits and The Rock comes out! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 500 lbs...The Rock! Kane's Music hits and the not employed Zombie comes out! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is no longer employed in WNW...weighing in at 450 lbs...Zombie! Vince McMahon's Music hits and The Prez makes his way to the ring! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The Owner of WNW and also the WNW intercontinental Champion...The Prez! DING! DING! DING! The Prez goes after Zombie and Extreme Raye and The Rock fight! JR: Hey, here come The APA, Triple H, Chyna Doll, and Wrisk! They all get in the cage! Chyna Doll beats down Extreme Raye and The APA beat down Zombie with The Prez! Triple H and Wrisk go to beat up The Rock, but he stops them smiles and shakes Triple H's hand! They leave Zombie be and start beating on Extreme Raye...when she looks finished The APA, The Outsiderz, and The Rock pick up Zombie and all go up in one corner of the cage! A guy throws a mic to The Prez and he says... The Prez: So...ZOMBIE! YOU HAVE A BIG BAD MOVE CALLED SOMBIE CRUSHER, HUH??? WELL HOW ABOUT THIS AS YOUR NEW MOVE...YOUR FIERD! The Prez drops the mic...The APA, The Outsiderz, and The Rock all put their hands on Zombie's neck and they all yell... APA, Outsiderz, and Rock: 8 Person ZOMBIE CRUSHER! Owww! Zombie is 8 Man Zombie Crushered back down into the ring from on the edge of the cage up top! The APA, Outsiderz, and Rock get down...The Prez is trown another mic! Prez: Let's check Zombie's pulse! Prez put's his hand on Zombie's neck, then his wrist to check his pulse both places! Prez: HE'S DEAD!!! HA HA HA...ZOMBIE IS DEAD!!! JR: Oh, my... Crowd: Zombie's Dead! Zombie's Dead! Zombie's Dead! Zombie's Dead! JR: Hey, what's this??? The Prez gives the mic to The Rock... The Rock: I joined The Outsiderz! Crowd: Booo!!! The APA and The Outsiderz go and start beating on Extreme Raye as The Prez climbs the cage! As he gets to the top, his leg slips and he holds on to the top of the cage yelling! Prez: HELP! HELP! HELP! A hand reaches from the otherside and pulls him over! Finkel: Here is your winner...and still The WNW intercontinental Champion...The Prez! JR: Oh, my GOD! Angle and The Prez shake hands! Prez picks up the mic that he dropped before... Prez: THANKS ANGLE!!! Angle: Your Welcome! I am The Prez's Friend! Oh, It's True! It's Damn True! JR: I am in shock! Angle is The Prez's Friend, is he joining The Outsiderz? He hasn't said yet! The Rock sure just did! OH MY... The camera goes to The Survival's Locker Room where he is in the bed with JHC! Survival: Baby, that was great sex, but...I think Angle might be joining The Outsiderz! JHC: No, Honey! That's BULL SHIT! He is just being a suck up! Survival: Speaking of 'Suck Up'! JUST BRING IT! Survival and JHC get back to their 'Suck Up' while Angle walks in! Angle: Hey you two was I great or what! Oh, It's True! It's Da... Angle turns on the light... Angle: Nevermind, are you guys ok? I though you were just 'Companions'! Ha ha ha! Maybe The Outsiderz were right, you guys are having sex, but so is Triple H and Chyna Doll so you guys are even...And you two are really even! JHC: SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! JR: Oh, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Survival, you better stop getting your dick sucked! The biggest match of your life is next! The Cage goes back up and the Cell comes down! Finkel: The next match is a Tag Team Elimanation Hell in the Cell Match for The WNW Tag Team Championships, European Championship, Hardcore Championship, and The WNW Heavyweight Championship! JR: Here's how this match goes...if Angle and Survival win, they get the Tag Titles, Survival keeps the Heavyweight, and Angle gets the Euro and Hardcore Titles! If Triple H and Wrisk win...Wrisk gets the Heavyweight Title, and they keep the Tag Titles, and Triple H keeps his titles! Olympic Music hits and Kurt Angle comes out! Finkel: Weighing in at 250 lbs...Kurt Angle! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit comes on and The Survival comes down the ramp! Finkel: Weighing in at 280 lbs...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Survival! Triple H's Old Music hits and Wrisk comes out! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...weighing in at 215 lbs...Wrisk! Triple H's Music hits and Triple H comes down the ramp! Finkel: Making his way to the ring he is The WNW European, Hardcore, and the other half of The Tag Team Champions...weighing in at 251 lbs...Triple H! JR: Oh, Gosh! This match... DING! DING! DING! Wrisk goes up and sucker punches Angle! Angle takes down Wrisk and gets the Anklelock! Wrisk taps out! JR: Holy...that was like 5 seconds in the ring! Triple H looks shocked, The Ref opens the door and lets out Wrisk! Triple H doesn't look scared, infact, he looks challenged! He takes Survival and bounces him off the ropes, but that part of the ropes goes to the door of the Cell and The Survival busts open the door and falls over the ropes and outside of the Cell! Triple H was looking for a move, but Angle runs at him and he gets it on Angle! Facebuster! Owww! Triple H picks up Angle, Pedigree! Owww! Pin...1...2...3! ELIMANATED! JR: Damn, Wrisk and Angle are weaklings! Triple H goes out of the ropes and out of the Cell to find Survival who is hinding on the otherside with a chair, he pops Triple H in the head and HHH falls on his butt! The Survival climbs uptop and waits for Triple H with a chair! Triple H gets up and crawls to the otherside of the ring where all the weapons are so Survival doesn't see him! He grabs his own chair and something in his hand! He climbs up the opposite side of where Survival is looking for him and when he gets uptop he pulls out what we couldn't see! It's a lighter! He lights his chair onfire! The crowd is all trying to tell The Survival to turn around and get Triple H! Crowd: Turn Around! Turn Around! JR: Yeah, Turn Around! Crowd: ...Turn Around! The Survival finaly makes out what the crowd is saying and turns around, he is nicely greeted by a burning metal chair to the head and he falls back! Triple H picks him up and hits him in his dick with the burning chair! His dick had been sucked earlier by JHC and is sore! Now it is more than sore, his pants start on fire! Triple H climbs back down the Cell and grabs a fire extinguisher! He goes back up and puts out Survival's Little Problem! He then shows the crowd the other thing he brought up, a Barbed Wire 2x4! He hits Survival in the head and he starts to bleed again, worse than before! Triple H wants to finish him, like last time in a Cell! He takes the 2x4 and sets it down! He stands over it with his legs on each side! Then...he takes Survival and puts him between his legs and hooks his arms! PEDIGREE ONTO THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 THEN THROUGH THE CELL AND THREW THE RING! OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! PIN...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! JR: OH MY GOD! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Finkel: And still The WNW Tag Team Champions...Triple H and Wrisk! And still The WNW European and Hardcore Champion...Triple H! AND THE NEW WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...WRISK! JR: What, Wrisk was the first ELIM-A-FUCKING-NATED! DAMMIT, I HATE RULES! WRISK DIDN'T DO ANY WORK, THE ONE THAT DESERVES... Vince McMahon's Music hits and The Prez makes a surprise way to the ring! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Owner and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...The Prez! "NO CHANCE...NO CHANCE IN HELL...YOU'VE GOT...NO CHANCE...NO CHANCE IN HELL!" Prez grabs a mic! Prez: Now, I was thinking about these rules, and I don't want to make the team more messed up, but I believe this is the right thing to do! Now, Wrisk wins only because of the rules, but how long approximatly was he in the match Howard Finkel??? Finkel: 5.347 Seconds, Sir! Prez: Ok, and Howard, how long was Triple H in there??? Finkel: Ummm...27 Minuets and 23.796 Seconds, Sir! Prez: Thank you, now one more thing I need Finkel...How much more time was Triple H in the ring than Wrisk??? Finkel: Ummm...Approximatly 27 Minuets and... Prez: Ok, my point is...does Wrisk deserve the title??? Crowd: Booo!!! Prez: Ok, that's what I though, so what should I do? Should I let Wrisk keep it? Crowd: Booo!!! Prez: Or, I could give it back to Survival... Crowd: Wooo!!! Prez: No, I've got a better idea!!! The Prez goes up to Howard Finkel and starts to wisper something in his ear! JR: What is it? What is it? Finkel: Uh, huh...OK! Ladies and Gentlemen...Here is your new WNW Heavyweight Champion...TRIPLE H!!! JR: What??? Crowd: Boooooooooooooooooo!!! The show goes off the air...