Wednesday Night Wrestling's Wednesday Show starts with it's Theme. Then to a Sold Out Crowd the fireworks explode...BANG! BANG! BANG!
JR: We are here for another Wednesday episode.
Coach: We are banging tonight, because we have been getting used to one or two match shows.
JR: We are not sure if it will last or not, but stay tuned to WNW, cause tonight we don't have one...
Coach: Not two...
JR: Not even three...
Coach: But FOUR HUGE MATCH-UPS!
Edge's Music hits...
Crowd cheers...
JR: We didn't even know if this guy was alive last week...
Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for grabbing the briefcase. It is a TLC Match. First, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!
JR: He parachuted out of that plane at the last moment, but The Camera Man let Edge go first, and it almost costed him his life. But we are proud to say that The Camera Man is doing well, and will be Camera Maning for WNW in a few weeks.
Coach: Maybe just in time for another match at Mind Games, HA HA!
JR: Have a heart.
"Minority" by Green Day hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...JAY D.!
Jay D. and Edge stare eachother down as The Ref calls for the bell, beginning the match. Edge turns around and begins to get out of the ring to grab something, but is Dropkicked right over the top rope by Jay D.! Jay D. follows and Edge is waiting for him. Edge Backdrops Jay D. onto his back, and then gets up and grabs a steel chair. When Jay D. gets up, he is poped over the head by Edge with the steel chair. Jay D. lays on the ground as Edge grabs the Ladder and attemps to get into the ring. But as Edge runs back he recieves a Spear from Jay D.! Jay D. then throws the Ladder into the ring and grabs a table.
JR: What's he gonna do with that table?
Jay D. sets it up and grabs Edge and puts him onto it. Jay D. gets on the apron, then climbs the turnbuckles. He then flies off THROUGH THE TABLE!
Coach: Edge got off!
JR: The atempted Elbow Drop failed, can Edge capitalize?
Edge gets in the ring and sets up the Ladder. He starts to climb as Jay D. gets up, Jay D. slides into the ring. Edge sees him coming...OWW! SPEAR!
JR: Edge just Speared Jay D. from jumping down from ten feet up!
Jay D. rolls out of the ring as Edge climbs the Ladder and grabs that briefcase.
Coach: An easy victory for Edge!
Finkel: Here is your winner...EDGE!
JR: Well, that was an interesting match.
Coach: I didn't really like it. It wasn't very long.
JR: Well, Jay D. is still a rookie.
Finkel: The next match is a Ladder Match for The WNW Hardcore Championship!
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits...
Coach: She leaves for ten days, then she comes back, JR! Watsupwitdat?
JR: Didn't think WNW was that great. Didn't realize how much it is untill she left, I guess.
Coach: You don't know how much something really means to you, untill you lose it.
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...EXTREME RAYE!
Y2J's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 260 pounds...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...COOL MOODY!
JR: Well, these two aren't really new enemies.
Coach: They sure have history.
DING! DING! DING! Cool Moody and Extreme Raye grapple. Raye lets go and grabs Moody and Irish Whips him to the ropes. On his way back he attemps a "Hardcore" Spear, but Raye saw it coming and jumped on his back, she applies the Tequila Sunrise! Moody screams in pain and starts to tap...
JR: Ladder Match, RAYE!
The Ref tells Raye it's a Ladder Match over and over, but she doesn't listen. When the Referee threatens to disqualify her, she lets go. Moody holds his back, as Raye gets outside of the ring and grabs a Ladder. She brings it into the ring, and is about to set it up, when she is tripped down face first onto it by Cool Moody! Moody applies the Ankle Lock!
JR: Revenge is a bitch...
Moody also refuses to let go, and The Ref gets desgusted, and kicks Moody in the face to break the hold. Moody gets up and yells at the Ref, Moody shoves The Ref. The Ref shoves Moody back. Moody throws The Ref over the top rope. When he turns around he sees Raye almost to the top of the Ladder. He then knocks the Ladder over!
Coach: ALERT! ALERT! WOMEN OVERBOARD!
JR: Oh, shut up!
By now The Referee is back up and in the ring...Moody climbs the Ladder and grabs his belt. DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your...
Raye from behind on Moody! Twenty-Four Seven Rule. The Ref sticks around for this...Raye struggles, but gets all 260 pounds of Moody over her shoulder and goes for the Tombstone PILEDRIVER! But Moody shifts his weight forward, and Extreme Raye cannot hold him. She falls forward and Moody locks on the Cool Moody Crossface! Raye taps in pain.
Finkel: ...winner and STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION...COOL MOODY!
JR: Well, Raye tried twice, and failed both times.
Coach: Too bad, so sad.
JR: You are just upbeat tonight or something...
Coach: Did you hear Tammy Lynn quit?
JR: Yeah. She went to raise her kid.
Coach: Why hasn't The Prez raised his kid with Tammy Lynn?
JR: They hate eachother.
Coach: So, he hasn't even gone for custody!
JR: Well, Cool Moody seems to think that Raye has a baby of her own.
Coach: Well, she doesn't. We all know.
Finkel: The next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Street Fight for The WNW European Championship...
JR: I smell trouble!
Lita's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...LITA!
Test's Theme hits...
Crowd boo's...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...The WNW European and one half of The Tag Team Champions...he is The Owner of WNW...THE PREZ!
JR: I don't like this match one bit.
Coach: Well, at least there is no baby.
JR: The Prez accused Austin of cheating on Lita with Stacy Keibler. He showed us footage, but couldn't prove it wasn't just some put together BS.
DING! DING! DING! Lita grabs a Kendo Stick and starts hitting The Prez over the head with it. All of the sudden The Prez grabs it right out of her hands. She starts to run, and she gets out of the ring, as Prez chases her. She gets back in, and hides behind the Referee. The Prez hits the Referee over the head, and Lita tries to run again, but is caught by The Prez. The Prez starts to make out with Lita. Lita tries to pull away, but The Prez is way stronger than her. The Ref calls for the bell. DING! DING! DING! The Prez lets go of Lita as his music hits and she runs up the ramp. He starts laughing and is booed loudly.
JR: What the hell is wrong with that guy? Does this have to do with his challenge for Austin at Mind Games, or does he like messing with these women's lives. I mean, GOSH! HE ALREADY HAS TRISH, DAMMIT!
Coach: I think he is just a pervert.
JR: Well, that's undebateable.
Finkel: This match has been ruled a No Contest. So STILL WNW EUROPEAN CHAMPION...THE PREZ!
JR: I hate Prez.
Coach: Who doesn't.
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and is for The WNW Heavyweight Championship!
Crowd cheers...
Rob Van Dam's Theme hits...
Crowd cheers more...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 215 pounds...MIKE EVIL!
Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's and Heavyweight Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: Here goes.
DING! DING! DING! Stacy right away uses her LEGS and gives Mike Evil a Spinning Heel Kick. Cover...1...Kick out by Mike. Mike gets up and grins, Stacy gets worried and screams as she is Speared to the mat. Pin...1...2...Kick out by Stacy!
JR: Does Stacy really have a chance as Heavyweight Champion, Coach? Have you seen all her up coming opponents? Let alone Mike Evil.
Coach: She should just be Women's Champ.
Mike pulls up Stacy. Stacy gets a Low Blow on Mike, but the Ref sees Edge running down the ramp, and didn't see it. Stacy starts up the band as Mike gets up, Edge runs around the ring, and trips Stacy from outside. He then gets in with his chair, but the Ref starts arguing with him. Mike seems to be going for another Spear, so he goes and bounces off the ropes. OWW!
Coach: WHAT THE HELL?
JR: W.A.C. JUST POPPED OUT FROM UNDER THE RING AND HIT MIKE IN THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!
Edge had distracted the Ref by accident though. Mike Evil gets up, using the ropes, he yells at W.A.C.! He turns around...BAM! SWEET CHIN MUSIC FROM STACY...Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: THOSE DAMN LEGS OF HERS ARE GOOD FOR MORE THEN JUST SPREADING!
Coach: JR!!!
JR: Sorry, Tammy Lynn is contagious.
Finkel: Here is your winner, and STILL WNW Heavyweight Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: Well, is this fued between these four over, or will it have anything to do with a match at Mind Games?
...Show ends.