The normal show starts as usual, and the theme hits. The fireworks go off. JR and Coach appear...
JR: Well, Coach, we have been getting a lot of new fans, and new WNW SUPERSTARS!
Coach: It makes me excited to see our future.
JR: Yeah, and look at this Crowd.
Coach: We have three matches for you tonight, folks.
JR: First it's rookie versus rookie, when Speng takes on The Game, one on one.
Coach: Then in an EFedMania Re-Match...IN HELL IN THE CELL...That Tag Titles are on the line when Trish Stratus and Lita try to get them back from The Prez and W.A.C.
JR: Then, in the Main Event. The Heavyweight Championship is on the line when Cool Moody takes on Stacy Keibler, and tries to pry it from her beautiful hands.
Coach: And no one can forget. THIS SUNDAY! Live on Pay-Per-View...WNW Presents MIND GAMES!
JR: Head over to the Mind Games Website for those matches.
Finkel: The first match tonight is scheduled for one fall...
Crowd cheers...
nWo's Theme hits...
Crowd has a mixed reaction seeing it's a rookie still...
Finkel: Making his return to the WNW ring...weighing in at 312 pounds...THE SPENG!
JR: That's right, Coach! Speng was here for about a month, once.
Coach: I don't really remember him...
JR: I'm not sure really either, he was only in one or two matches, but remember, it was before Anglefire deleted WNW's Website.
Coach: Yeah, I remember reading those Bios Prez used to make. Speng is The Prez's old boss, from The Prez's first EFed.
JR: The Prez became the Champion there too. What was the Fed called?
Triple H's Theme hits...
Crowd has another mixer...
Coach: I think it was EHW...
JR: YEAH! THAT'S IT!
Coach: I think we should focus on this match now...
Finkel: Making his debut in WNW...weighing 246 pounds...THE GAME!
JR: Here goes...
DING! DING! DING! The Game and The Speng lock up...Speng get the advantage seeing he is bigger. Speng backs him up into the corner. He send a few chops to The Game's chest...
Crowd: WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO!
Speng then hooks up The Game for a Snap Suplex. Cover...1...2...Kick out by The Game. The Game hooks Speng's neck for a Neckbreaker. Cover...Kick out. The Game looks alittle surprised. He bounces Speng off the ropes and goes for a Knee Smash to the gut, but Speng sends a Spear his way.
JR: Interesting match-up for rookies, rookies to WNW at least. Ha ha.
Cover by Speng...1...2...Kick out by The Game. The Speng notices The Game getting tired and taunts the Crowd. Most cheer as The Game gets to his feet...The Game turns around right into a SPENGLER! SPENGLER ON THE GAME! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...THE SPENG!
JR: Well, the not so rookie won. Coach what do you think about that?
Coach: Well, maybe The Prez was Champion in The Speng's EFed. And now it's Speng's turn to show The Prez what he's made of.
JR: Maybe, time will tell. I know that.
Finkel: (As The Cell is put in place) The next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a Tag Team Match with in the confines of Hell in the Cell!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel recieves something by ear...
Finkel: I have just been given word that The Prez has made this match an Elimination Contest! Both members must be eliminated, and there is NO TAGGING!
Crowd cheers more...
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Making her way to the Cell...TRISH STRATUS!
Trish gets into the Cell as Lita's Theme hits...
Crowd cheers some more...
Finkel: Making her way to the Cell...Trish's partner...she is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...LITA!
She gets in with Trish as "My Time" hits...
Crowd boo's like mad...
JR: There is that Prez.
Coach: Remember last Wednesday, with Lita?
JR: Yes, The Prez has out done himself. Some of his past actions were bad, but he out does them everytime I see his sick ass!
The Prez gets in the ring and starts to mess with Trish and Lita, Crowd boo's. Trish and Lita start to run around the ring as The Prez chases them like a mad jackass...
Val Venis' Theme hits...
Crowd boo's, not as much as The Prez though...
JR: Now this guy has changed somewhat recently...
Coach: Yeah, but we all know it's still there under his skin.
JR: Maybe, but he seems to be in love with Stacy, who hasn't said anything about their recent make out session.
W.A.C. and The Prez are in their corners, Trish and Lita in theirs as the door is closed. And The Ref signals for the bell...
DING! DING! DING! Trish and Lita go after The Prez giving him a Double Team Suplex. W.A.C. catches Trish by surprise with a Big Boot. Cover...1...Kick out by Trish. Lita pulls up The Prez, and The IC Champ gives him an Edge-a-Cusion. Cover...1...Kick out by The Prez. All four competitors get up and look at eachother.
Crowd has mixed reaciton.
JR: Weird match up.
Coach: Sure is, 1 counts for both sides. Seems even if you ask me.
Trish and The Prez lock up, and Prez gets the advantage into the corner, as W.A.C. gives Lita a Hands to Breasts.
JR: I KNEW HE WAS GONNA DO THAT!
Coach: Sick ass.
Trish ducks under the Prez and runs over to W.A.C. and catches him off guard with a Stratusfaction! Oww. Pin...1...2...3! ELIMINATED! The Prez stands in horror and disbelief. Lita gives The Prez a Stone Cold Stunner!
JR: STUNNER! STUNNER ON THE PREZ!
Cover by both women...1...2...3! ELIMINATED! DING! DING! DING!
Coach: AH HA HA HA!!!
Finkel: Here are your winners and The NEW Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS AND LITA!
Crowd is going absolutly nuts...
The Prez rolls out of the ring, as W.A.C. lays there in it with the women celebrating. The Prez gets back in with a Sledgehammer as W.A.C. gets up he smiles.
JR: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Coach: WHAT THE HELL??!
WHAMMMMM! THE PREZ CLOBBERS WINNING ASS CHAMPION OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! He yells at him.
Prez: YOU PEICE OF SHIT! WHAT HELP ARE YOU ANYWAYS?
JR: W.A.C. is bleeding from the head, and I certainly don't feel bad for him, Coach.
Coach: I agree.
JR: Well, as this is cleared out of the ring, we will get ready for our Heavyweight Championship Match. What are your thoughts and ideas on this match, Coach?
Coach: Well, Cool Moody has been in WNW awhile, and is certainly more experienced than Stacy Keibler!
Finkel: The next match is scheduled for one fall, and is for The WNW Heavyweight Championship!
Y2J's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 260 pounds...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...COOL MOODY!
Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is both The WNW Women's and Heavyweight Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: Well, let's see what plays out in this bound to be short match-up!
DING! DING! DING! Stacy trips down Moody and starts the band up!
JR: ALREADY?!
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! When Moody does get up she goes for it! Moody trips her down though in return and locks on the Anklelock! Stacy's long legs come in handy though, and she kicks Moody in the head. Moody kicks her to keep her down, and he locks on The COOL MOODY CROSSFACE!
JR: MOODY CROSSFACE! MOODY CROSSFACE!
The Crowd boo's as Stacy taps out and The Ref is distracted by W.A.C.!!
Coach: He's back already?! He was just knocked over the head with a Sledgehammer!
Moody lets go of Stacy and goes over and pushes W.A.C. off the apron, he then turns around to recieve THE WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TO THE HEAD! As The Ref turns around, Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Finkel: Here is your winner...and STILL Heavyweight Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: Dammit! Well, will W.A.C. be able to protect Stacy from Edge and Mike Evil at Mind Games, Coach?
Coach: I don't know, but I do know Mind Games is this Sunday, and it will be a great follow up Pay-Per-View to EFedMania! So order it now on your Satilite or Cable Provider, and all the WNW Superstars get working!
...Show ends.