Mind Games opens as the announcer says...
Tonight, four people compete for the biggest prize in this EFederation. The top dog seems to show her signs of weakness, well the other four want gold. Tonight, who can get it as WNW brings to you, in your home, live on Pay-Per-View:
MIND GAMES!
The fireworks explode as the fans roar, and JR and Coach are in their seats ready to call the action from The All State Arena in Chicago, Illinois.
JR: WOW! What a reception here in Chicago.
Coach: Indeed, JR. It is a great night.
"Prez needs a blow job."
"Crow: CAW CAW!"
"Trish and Lita = LESBO'S?"
"Extreme Raye is always a SLUT!"
JR: That person seems to be at every WNW Pay-Per-View, Coach.
Coach: Yeah, always has Raye slut signs.
Finkel: Our first contest tonight is a Bra and Panties Contest, in the confines of Hell in the Cell for the WNW Women's Championship!
The Cell is being built around the ring.
Lita's Theme hits...
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Making her way to the Cell...she is The WNW Intercontinental Champion...she is also one half of The Tag Team Champions...LITA!
Raven's Theme hits...
Crowd has a mostly booing reaction...
Finkel: Making her way to the Cell...FRANCINE!
JR: Well, here we are as the first ever Mind Games Match gets under way.
The Cell door is locked as The Referee calls for the bell...
DING! DING! DING! Francine slaps Lita down and starts stomping on her with her high heels. Lita screams. Francine goes for the pants, but Lita slaps her back.
Crowd: Ooooooo.
JR: Francine threatens to not only take off Lita's pants and shirt, but her underwear as well!
Coach: I like that idea.
Lita gets up and goes for a Stunner, but is pushed face first into the Cell. She falls back to the mat, and Francine grabs her shirt and rips it off.
Coach: ALREADY?!
JR: She is "The Queen of Extreme", Coach.
Lita strugles to get up, and suddenly gets an Edge-a-Cusion on Francine. Then, she tries for some of Francine's clothes. Francine grabs Lita by the hair, though, and picks her up and gives her a Tombstone Pildriver...
JR: Is it over already, Coach?
Francine then pulls off Lita's pants with ease...DING! DING! DING!
Coach: And that women is our IC and Tag Champ?
Finkel: Here is your winner...FRANCINE!
Francine lives up to her word, about 50% of it and removes Lita's bra. Lita's breasts only show for a brief moment, as she then covers them up. Francine laughs and leaves the Cell.
JR: Well, seeing Lita wanted two matches, she will stay out there.
Finkel: (As The Cell is taken down) The next match, is a Ladder Match, and it will be in Bikini's for The WNW Women's Championship.
Lita rolls under the ring to change.
Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is both The WNW Women's and Heavyweight Champion...STACY KEIBLER! And already in the ring, she is The WNW Intercontinental and one half of the Tag Team Champions...LITA!
Coach: Well, here goes another match for Lita. Will she lose, or will she take the Women's Championship from the Heavyweight, Stacy.
JR: Ha ha.
DING! DING! DING! Stacy grabs Lita and goes for the Rock Bottom, but Lita gets out and goes for the Stone Cold Stunner. Stacy pushes Lita to the ropes, and she comes back for a Spinning Heel Kick from Stacy. Stacy leaves the ring for the Ladder, and she gets it.
Coach: This could be another quick match, JR.
JR: I don't know, Coach.
Lita is waiting for Stacy when she gets in the ring, and Lita delivers a kick to the gutt of Stacy. Stacy drops the Ladder, then recieves a Edge-a-Cusion onto it!
Crowd: Owwwww.
JR: That's gotta hurt.
Coach: I agree.
JR: You like saying that don't you?
Lita then sets up the Ladder, and starts to climb.
Coach: What is that up there?
JR: It's a bird.
Coach: It's a plane.
JR: No, it's W.A.C. with something in hand!
As Lita nears the top, Stacy lays on the mat, busted open. W.A.C. climbs around carefully on the top of the All State Arena. Lita gets to the top and begins reaching for The Women's Championship! Euuuuuurrrrrr....BAMMM!
JR: W.A.C. just droped what looks to be a Locker on Lita's head from the TOP OF THE ARENA!
Everything is down, Lita, Stacy, the Ladder, the Locker, and even The Women's Championship. Stacy slowly grabs the belt, Lita is knocked out cold. DING! DING! DING!
JR: Well, I guess the Ref believed Stacy won, seeing she grabbed the belt off the mat.
Finkel: And STILL Women's Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: Well, Stacy beats the guy up, and he still wants more. What will happen in our Main Event, Coach?
Coach: I don't know, JR. I do know it will be great, and it is after this next contest.
Finkel: The next match is a Double Guest Referee Match for The WNW European Championship...
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits...
Finkel: Please welcome the first Guest Referee...EXTREME RAYE!
Crowd: Booooo.
Y2J's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, the Second Guest Referee...COOL MOODY!
Austin's Theme hits...
Crowd cheers.
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 252 pounds...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
"My Time" hits...
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 279 pounds, he is The WNW European Champion, The Owner of WNW...THE PREZ!
JR: Here we go with an interesting match-up.
The two Refs call the bell...DING! DING! DING! The Prez and Austin stare eachother down.
JR: Wow, look at that.
Crowd: AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!
They start giving eachother rights and lefts. Prez gets the advantage, and gives Austin a DDT. Austin and The Prez get right back up and The Prez gets a Snap Suplex. The Prez runs uptop, but is met by Austin, who lifts him off and starts benching him for the Verticle Body Press. He then drops The Prez on his face and gets a pin, Raye counts...1...2...Kick out.
JR: What'ch ya gonna do?
Coach: I'm not gonna do anything!
The Prez gets up and irish whips Austin to the ropes. He goes for something, but Austin keeps going, and The Prez recieves a Lou Thesz Press. Right hands to the Prez. Prez gets up after a moment, and Austin irish whips him off the ropes and conects with a Spinebuster. Austin taunts Prez for the Stunner.
Crowd cheers.
The Prez doesn't get a Stunner though, he gets a Lita-canrana from LITA! The Referee's Moody and Raye start yelling at Lita. Lita takes them down with a double closeline. Lita leaves as Austin gets the STUNNER! STUNNER ON THE PREZ! Austin goes for the cover...
Crowd counts...1...2...3.
JR: The Refs are now getting up. Has it been too long?
Moody and Raye count...1...2...THE PREZ KICKS OUT!
Crowd: Booo.
The Prez gets to his feet and waits for the shocked Austin. Austin gets up and runs at The Prez and recieves a Spinebuster...The Crowd boo's as The Prez taunts for The Prez's Elbow. The Prez throws his elbow pad in Cool Moody's face. Ropes, ropes...BAM! Prez's Elbow on Austin...cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: And STILL WNW European Champion...THE PREZ!
JR: Dammit!!
Coach: I agree.
JR: Oh, SHUT UP!
Coach: Well, the Main Event was made because of a Heavyweight Championship between Mike Evil and Stacy Keibler, where Edge interfered to help Evil, but W.A.C. kept the title with Stacy. So now we will see who is still friends, and who isn't.
Finkel: The Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and is a Fatal Four Way Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship...
Val Venis' Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 172 pounds...WINNING ASS CHAMPION...W.A.C.!
Rob Van Dam's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 215 pounds...MIKE EVIL!
Edge's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!
Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is both WNW Women's and Heavyweight Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: The Main Event is underway.
Everyone stares eachother down. DING! DING! DING! W.A.C. jumps up to Edge and Mike Evil and eye rakes both of them. He then bumps down to the mat and tells Stacy to pin him...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!
JR: THAT HAD TO BE THE FASTEST MATCH I HAVE EVER SEEN!
All hell breaks loose in the ring as Mike Evil and Edge take down W.A.C. and beat his ass. Then Stacy gets something out from under the ring, and she TURNS LOOSE A FLAMETHROWER ON EDGE AND MIKE EVIL!
JR gets out of his seat and runs through the Crowd and grabs a fire extinguisher. He proceeds to stop the burning of Edge and Mike Evil, but is set on fire himself. W.A.C. then grabs a flamethrower of his own and begins to let the fire fly on all three of them with Stacy.
Coach: JR!!! JR!!! OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS THING BETWEEN STACY AND W.A.C.? IS STACY JUST USING HIM? OR ARE THEY SECRETLY IN LOVE? OR IS THIS JUST ONE BIG PLOT OF SOME SORT! THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE REMEMBERED IN THE HISTORY BOOKS, EVERYONE! GOOD NIGHT! I hope JR is okay...
...PPV ends.