WNW's Theme hits, then Wednesday's Theme hits...it opens to the fireworks as they explode in Washington D.C., and the Crowd is wild as we are fresh out of Mind Games.
JR: Sunday night on Pay-Per-View, Stacy Keibler kept the title in a 5 or 6 second match! W.A.C. eye raked Mike and Edge and layed down for Stacy.
Coach: Not only that, but no titles changed hands on Sunday.
Finkel: First off, I must apoligize for making a mistake Sunday. I accidently announced the Bra and Panties Hell in the Cell as a Women's Championship Match. It wasn't, the Women's Champion wasn't even in it.
Coach: Francine took off Lita's BRA IN THAT MATCH!
JR: Yeah, so?
Finkel: The first contest tonight, is scheduled for a fall through a table, ha ha.
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...acompianated by The Speng...EXTREME RAYE!
Ric Flair's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his debut in this ring...acompianated by Francine...weighing in at 275 pounds...THE QUICKSTER!
Coach: This guy knows The Speng, I think.
JR: DUH! They hate eachother.
Coach: No, from back in The Prez's days as Ass Clown in EHW! He switched titles with The Quickster.
JR: Oh.
DING! DING! DING! Raye Spears down Quickmister and punches him in the head a few times. Quickster gets up and is irish whipped to the ropes by Raye. Raye recieves a Spinning Heel Kick though and gets mad. So Quickster gives her another one, then goes for the Rolling Thunder! Oww. He is tripped by The Speng!
JR: Damn Speng-Ho!
Quickster gets up and yells at Speng, he turns around and Speng laughs as Raye delivers Whisper in the Wind to The Quick-mister. To help Raye more, Speng sends a table into the ring. Francine runs over and takes it to him with a Spicoli Driver! Raye sets up the table and grabs Quickster, she gets him up and ready for the TOMBSTONE THROUGH THE TABLE!
Coach: THIS IS GONNA HURT!
JR: I agree.
Coach: Copy-cat.
Quickster shifts out though, and gets to his feet and delivers three shots to Raye then a RAVEN EFFECT THROUGH THE TABLE! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...THE QUICKSTER!
JR: Well, The Speng and Raye messed with them in the beginning, but Quickster and Francine got the last laugh!
Coach: We'll be back after these messages...
~~~Commercials~~~
Finkel: The next contest is scheduled for Falls Anywhere, and is a Triple Threat Match for The WNW Hardcore Championship...
JR: I don't want this, but The Prez could become third ever Grand Slam Champion tonight, Coach.
Val Venis' Theme hits...
Crowd: Boooo!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 172 pounds...WINNING ASS CHAMPION...W.A.C.!
JR: Him and The Prez will put up a great fight.
Coach: Yeah, and with Cool Moody in the mix, this will be ELECTRIFYING!
W.A.C. gets in the ring and taunts the Crowd, they boo.
"My Time" hits...
Crowd has a mixed reaction...
JR: He let Trish free, but I don't think she wants to leave him.
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...he is The Owner of WNW, and The WNW European Champion...THE PREZ!
He gets in the ring, and W.A.C. and him stare eachother down.
JR: Are we talking European Championship on Pay-Per-View?
Coach: That would be good.
Y2J's Music hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 260 pounds...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...COOL MOODY!
Most of the Crowd cheers...
DING! DING! DING! The Prez and W.A.C. are already going at it, The Prez delivers a DDT to W.A.C....Cover...1...2...Moody from behind! Prez gets up and recieves a "Hardcore" Spear from Moody, it knocks his air out. Moody applies The Walls of Cool Moody on Prez!
JR: TAP! TAP YOU ASS!
Coach: He's changed, JR.
JR: You expect me to believe that bull shit? He's always been an evil bastard walking!
Prez is about to tap when W.A.C. clocks Moody in the back of the head with a wooden board! CRACK!
Crowd: OWWW!
Moody falls down, almost unconsious! Prez gets up and leaves the ring, as W.A.C. follows. Prez jabs him in the gut and delivers a Snap Suplex to the floor! Cover...1...2...W.A.C. kicks out. Prez grabs a trash can lid, and begins hitting him over the head, as W.A.C. backs up up the ramp-way. Moody is still in the ring, holding his head. It's not bleeding. Prez takes down W.A.C. with a Bulldog into a pop machine. W.A.C. looks hurt. The Prez starts beating his head in it over and over.
Crowd: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!
It breaks. W.A.C. looks distrought. All of the sudden, The Crowd cheers as Cool Moody runs in! He attacks Prez from behind, and applies the Anklelock! Prez screams in pain, as W.A.C. lays there busted open! WHAM!
JR: IT'S THE SPENG! IT'S THE SPENG!
Speng lays it to Moody with a steel chair, as Prez crawls over to W.A.C. and lays his arm over him.
JR: NOOO!!!
1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Most of the Crowd boo's!
Coach: S.O.B.!
Finkel: Here is your winner, and NEW Hardcore Champion...and now the 3rd EVER GRAND SLAM CHAMPION...THE PREZ!!!
Speng looks to the Prez as JR says with the show fading:
JR: Could they be alligning with eachother?...
...Show ends.