Wednesday Night Wrestling's Theme hits...Wednesday's Theme hits...The fireworks go off as the fans go crazy in the arena this week...
JR: Remember to watch us on Friday, we have a new show...
Coach: Whatever, cause tonight will be a slobberknocker!
JR: Don't steal my lines!
Finkel: The first match is a No Disqualifacations Inter-gender Tag Team Contest and is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd cheers...
nWo's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 312 pounds...THE SPENG!
Crowd: BOOOO!!
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Speng's partner...EXTREME RAYE!
Crowd: BOOOO!!
Ric Flair's Theme hits...
"WOOOOO!!!"
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 275 pounds...THE QUICKSTER!
Crowd cheers...
Raven's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...FRANCINE!
Crowd has a mixed reaction to her...
JR: These two cousins will face eachother at Night of the Dead, it will be awesome!
Coach: Family aproval on the line, ha ha.
DING! DING! DING! Francine and Raye are in first. Fracine irish whips Raye to the turnbuckle and Raye drops down, Francine jumps around then goes for the Bronco Buster. OWW! Raye moved. Francine holds her lower regions and tags in Quickster. Quickster takes down Raye with a Spinning Heel Kick. Crowd cheers. He goes for the Rolling Thunder, but OWW, Raye moved again. Raye tags in Speng...
JR: Here we go!
Speng Spears down Quickster and delivers a few shots to the head. Fracine runs in and takes him off of Quickster. He grabs her by the hair, Crowd boos. He throws her over the top rope, Raye gets down and delivers an assualt on her.
Coach: Look at Raye delivering the pizza to Francine...
JR: Yea, ok...
Speng turns around into a Swanton Bomb from Quickster, and a cover...1...2...Kick out by Speng. Quickster pulls up Speng and delivers a few shots to the head before going for the Raven Effect...Wait, Speng gets out! Kick to gut...Quickster shoves Speng to the ropes, Speng comes back into a Spinning Heel Kick! Quickster gets the Rolling Thunder on Speng! Crowd is going wild.
JR: Go for the Effect, Quick-mister.
Quickster is too tired, and he watches Raye beating down Francine, he leaves the ring, Crowd cheers. He goes up to Raye and Raye recieves a chair shot to the HEAD! Quickster turns around into a chairshot of his own from Speng! Quickster doesn't fall, so Speng irish whips him into the Steel Steps!
Crowd: OOWWW!
JR: No DQ!
Speng rolls Quickster into the ring and goes for the Cover...1...2...Kick out by Quickster, Crowd cheers...Speng stands up mad and taunts for the Spengler...Quickster gets up, turns around...SPENGLER! SPENGLER ON QUICKSTER! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: DAMN!
Finkel: Here are your winners...THE SPENG AND EXTREME RAYE!
Crowd: BOOO!!!
JR: Well, we'll be back after this...
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: Speng and Raye topped Quickster and Francine moments ago, if your just joining us...
Coach: This isn't gonna go well, it's only gonna make the match at Night of the Dead MORE BRUTAL!
Finkel: The next match is a Ladder Match, and it is for The WNW European Championship...
Crowd cheers...
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Finkel: Introducing first...the challenger...she is one half of the Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
Crowd cheers her on...
JR: I have a weird feeling about this match...
Coach: When don't you have weird feelings?
"My Time" hits...
Crowd boos...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...the Owner of WNW...he is both WNW European and Hardcore Champion...THE PREZ!
The Prez gets in the ring and smiles at Trish...
DING! DING! DING!
Crowd: PREZ SUCKS! PREZ SUCKS! PREZ SUCKS! PREZ SUCKS!
Prez leaves the ring, Trish is watching him...Prez walks past the Ladder and begins walking further up the ramp. Crowd cheers as Trish takes Prez down from behind and brings him back to the ring...
Crowd: TRISH AND MIKE! TRISH AND MIKE! TRISH AND MIKE! TRISH AND MIKE!
Trish rolls Prez in the ring and grabs the Ladder, Prez ambushes Trish as she tries to get in with the Ladder by Dropkicking it in her face!
Crowd: OWWW!
JR: Remember when she got a Pedigree on the ramp and it broke her nose? I hope it didn't happen again!
Coach: I'm surprised when Undertaker gave her that DDT on the floor it didn't...
Prez gets out and brings the Ladder in himself. He sets it up and begins climbing the Ladder, as Trish gets in...OWW! Prez is knocked out of the ring, and of course off the Ladder by Trish. The Prez slowly gets up outside as Trish climbs, this time. The Prez gets in the ring with a steel chair, he climbs the opposite side. Trish nears the top, and is popped over the head by Prez.
Crowd: BOOO!
JR: Damn him!
Trish steps down the Ladder alittle, almost falling off. Prez gets off, and walks over to the other side to have the chair KICKED IN HIS FACE BY TRISH!
JR: TRISHINATOR! TRISHINATOR!
Coach: HA HA HA!
The Prez drops the chair, but is still standing, Trish is still on the Ladder, Prez tries to clear his blurry vision, but is rode to the ropes, and to the steel chair by Trish for the STRATUSFACTION!
JR: YEAH!
Crowd cheers...
The Prez rolls out of the ring as Trish begins to climb the Ladder, she nears the top and The Prez begins to get in, but it's no use as Trish gets to the top and grabs the European Championship! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd goes nutts for Trish!
JR: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Coach: WELL DO IT, SHE'S DONE IT BEFORE!
Finkel: Here is your winner...and the NEW WNW European Champion...TRISH STRATUS!
The Prez grabs the celebrating Trish, and pulls her hair, he is about to beat her down, when Mike Evil comes RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP! The Prez lets go of Trish and runs like the wind through the Crowd with Mike Evil chasing him!
Crowd is going psycho.
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: Well, here is footage from during the break!
Mike Evil is about to pass the hiding Prez without knowing it, The Prez lays a fire extinguisher to his head and yells...
Prez: Don't even think about going for my Hardcore Belt! Cause I have NO MERCY LEFT IN ME!
The Prez drops the extinguisher blank on Mike's head, which is already bleeding...He walks away...
JR: Well, The Prez won't let anyone take his Hardcore Belt. Can Lita at Night of the Dead? Or will Lita be part of the name, Night of the Dead?
Coach: We won't know untill then, but Lita is in our Main Event tonight!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and is for The WNW Intercontinental Championship...
Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Heavyweight and Women's Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: Can she take a third title tonight?
~~~Commercials~~~
Stacy's Music is still going as it is replaced by Lita's Theme...
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The Intercontinental and one half of the Tag Team Champions...LITA!
DING! DING! DING! They lock up...
Crowd: LITA! LITA! LITA! LITA!
Lita backs Stacy into the corner, and gives her an Edge-a-Cusion! Stacy is layed out, so Lita goes uptop for a Swanton. She doesn't get it though, Stacy gets a Tornado DDT on her, off the turnbuckle! OWW!
JR: That's gotta hurt!
Coach: I agree!
JR: Knock that shit off!
Cover...1...2...Kick out by Lita. Stacy gets up and bounces off the ropes, Lita gets up to recieve a Spinning Heel Kick to the head! Lita drops back down, as Stacy taunts her to get up.
Crowd: BOOO!
Stacy does get up and she turns around, ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! OWW! Pin...1...2...Kick out.
Crowd cheers...
Stacy gets up and starts the band. STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! OWW! SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON LITA! COVER...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER and the NEW WNW Intercontinental Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: She's a TRIPLE CHAMPION!
Coach: How long will her reign last?
...Show ends.