Wednesday Night Wrestling's Theme hits...When it is over it is replaced by the NEW Friday Theme for the NEW Friday Show!
JR: We are here live in Florida!
Coach: This is our first Friday Show!
JR: Let's hope it goes well, here is Finkel...
Finkel: The first match is scheduled for one fall...
Edge's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!
JR: Well, Edge decided to challenge this rookie, to test his skills I guess.
"Left Hand Suzuki Method" by Gorillaz hits...
Finkel: Making his debut in WNW...weighing in at 210 pounds...C.B.A....CANADIAN BAD-ASS!
JR: Let's see how good this Rookie really is...
DING! DING! DING! Edge Spears down C.B.A., when Edge gets off C.B.A. looks alittle shocked at his power...
JR: Bad-Ass don't look so bad no more!
C.B.A. gets up alittle more cautious this time. C.B.A. punches Edge a few times and goes to the ropes, looking for the Hurricanrana, but Edge turns it into a Backdrop. Oww. Cover by Edge...1...2...Kick out by C.B.A.! Edge taunts for the Edge-a-Cusion early, and is caught up in a DDT by C.B.A., he then locks on a Sharpshooter to add to the pain. Edge kicks him in the back of the head though, and gets up and grabs C.B.A. and plants him down with an Edge-a-Cusion. Edge is slow to Cover...1...2...KICK OUT BY C.B.A.!
Coach: THE ROOKIE KICKED OUT OF EDGE'S MOVE!
JR: ...
Edge looks real pissed now, so he gets out of the ring and grabs two steel chairs...
Crowd has a mixer as usual...
JR: What the hell?
Edge gets in the ring with them and picks up only one, as C.B.A. gets up and turns around...BAM! Edge clocks Bad-Ass over the head with the chair, denting it...
JR: Look at that chair!
The Ref calls for a DQ! DING! DING! DING! Edge begins to set up for a one man Con-Chair-Toe!
Finkel: Here is your winner, in a result of a Disqualifacation...C.B.A....CANADIAN BAD-ASS!
SMASH!!! Steel chair ontop of Bad-Asses head, with one underneath for a one man Con-Chair-Toe...
JR: That had to hurt!
Coach: I agree.
JR: I'm gonna come over there this time!
JR socks Coach lightly in the shoulder...
Coach: (Laughing) I love it when your mad at me...
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! Refs make their way to the ring, as Edge chokes out C.B.A.! Edge is taken away as it goes to a Commericial...
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Night of the Dead Commercial~~~
JR: Well, here is what happened moments ago...Edge beat the living hell out of C.B.A. after C.B.A. kicked out of his finisher. Poor C.B.A. didn't deserve that!
Coach: I agree! HA HA HA!!!
JR: And I almost kicked the shit out of Coach, but realized he ain't worth my time...
Coach: Ohhh, you son of a...
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and is a Fatal Four Way Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship...
Lita's Theme hits as The Crowd cheers...
JR: Well, here is the one who proposed this match, and it was obviously accepted.
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...LITA!
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is the other half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...EXTREME RAYE!
JR: There is a one-time Heavyweight Champ, right there.
Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring..she is The WNW Women's, Intercontinental, and Heavyweight Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
JR: We could have another female Heavyweight Champion...let's see...
DING! DING! DING! Stacy runs over and gets a quick Rock Bottom on Raye...Cover...1...Lita from behind!
JR: Your not getting another quick one on us, Stacy.
Coach: I agree!
JR: Okay, that's it!
JR stands up and takes down Coach as...
...Trish pulls up Raye, as Stacy and Lita go at it. Lita gets a Edge-a-Cusion on her, as Trish executes a nice Jawbreaker to Raye. Double pin, Trish on Raye, Lita on Stacy, Ref counts both hands...1...2...
JR: Co-Holders??!
Kick out by both! Crowd boo's as both Lita and Trish are taken down to their knees with slaps and punches. Raye then swings Trish, and Stacy swings Lita right into eachother. They smile.
Crowd: BOOO!
JR: What the hell is this?
Raye and Stacy then get the double pin cover...1...
JR: They'd like that, now wouldn't they?
...2...Kick out!
Crowd cheers...
Stacy throws Lita over the top rope when they get up, and she follows...As Lita and Stacy go at it outside the ring, Raye gets Trish up for the TOMBSTONE PILDRIVER!!!
JR: NOOO!
Coach: I AGREEEEE!
JR: SHUT THE HELL UP, OH HELL YEAH!
Trish slithers out, but stays on her shoulder and gets the Stratusfaction! Trish locks Raye in the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Stacy swings Lita into the steel steps and gets in the ring, but it's too late! RAYE TAPS! DING! DING! DING!
JR and Coach get up and hug!
Crowd goes sidisticly nutts!
Finkel: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW WNW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...TRISH STRATUS!
JR: OH HELL YEAH!
Coach: OH HELL NO, LOOK!
The Prez comes running down the ramp, as Stacy Closelines Trish from behind...The Prez gets in and gives Trish the Prez's Elbow! OWW! Stacy then starts up the band and pops Trish in the CHIN WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
JR: This will greatly effect Night of the Dead, folks! Good night, see you Wednesday...
Coach: I agree!
...Show ends as JR punks out Coach some more!