WNW's Theme hits...Crowd has chills run through their bodies, awaiting the show...Wednesday's Theme hits...The Crowd is more excited knowing it's almost on...The Music stops and the fireworks go off, as The Crowd lets all their love for WNW fly, as JR and Coach take their seats up in The WNW Announcers Booth.
JR: Wow, what a night here in Alabama!
Coach: Hulk Hogan will make his in-ring debut against another veteran, The Speng!
JR: And in a match no one thought would take place, lover versus lover.
Coach: Mike Evil requested a Heavyweight Title Match, thinking he'd fight Stacy Keibler. But when Trish surprised everyone, and one the Heavyweight Title, she had to come to terms.
JR: Tonight, for The Heavyweight Championship, in our Main Event. Mike Evil will fight his love in a TABLE MATCH!
Coach: I cannot see Trish being put through a table by Mike, can you JR?
JR: No, but it might just happen here tonight!
Finkel: Our first contest is scheduled for one fall!
nWo Theme hits...
Crowd boo's...
Finkel: First, making his way to the ring, the challenger...weighing in at 312 pounds...THE SPENG!
"Voodoo Child" by Jimmi Hendrix hits...
Crowd goes nuts...
JR: Hogan has come to WNW!
Hogan makes his way to the ring, struming his fake guitar...
Finkel: And his opponent, making his debut in the WNW ring...weighing in at 275 pounds...HULK HOGAN!
Hogan does his listening to Crowd taunt to all four sides, and hulks up, then he rips his shirt, and throws the peices to the sold out WNW Crowds...
DING! DING! DING! Hogan gets a Closeline on Speng. He bounces off the ropes, as Speng gets up...Closeline again from Hogan. Crowd is chanting "Hogan".
JR: Man, it's just as wild here, as in WWF!
Speng gets up, and Hogan goes for another one, but this time, Speng ducks it. When Hogan comes back, he receives a Spear to the mat. He starts to hold his taterd ribs...
Coach: Oh, NO! Not those ribs!
Crowd boo's. They then chant: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!
Hogan gets up, and begins to Hulk up! Crowd cheers...Speng turns around, right into hard fists from Hulk. Hogan punches Speng right over the top rope. Ref: 1...2... Crowd and Ref: 3...4...5...6...7... Speng gets into the ring. Hogan is still taunting the Crowd, when he is turned around by Speng, who kicks him in the gut and delivers a stiff Snap Suplex! Cover...1...2...Kick out by Hogan!
JR: That looked like it hurt!
Coach: Hogan's holding those ribs for the second time tonight!
Before Hogan can get up, he is locked into the Sharpshooter!
Crowd: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!
JR: Like this will help his ribs!
Coach: Speng is smart, he knows what he is doing!
JR: So does Hogan!
Hogan is screaming in pain, and is about to tap, but he crawls to the ropes, and The Ref breaks the hold. Crowd cheers...Speng starts taunting Hogan for the Spengler! Hogan gets up and turns around. Kick to gut, but no, Hogan shoves Speng to the ropes! BIG BOOT! CROWD IS GOING NUTTS!
JR: THE LEG DROP!
Hogan bounces off the ropes and drops the leg onto Speng! He gets the Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: HE BEAT HIM! HE BEAT HIM!
Coach: YEA!
Finkel: Here is your winner...HULK HOGAN!
Crowd: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!
Hogan does his taunts, he then leaves the ring, so does Speng...
JR: We'll be right back...
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Friday Show Commercial~~~
JR: Well, we are back, and before the break, Hogan beat The Speng!
Coach: We know, it ain't that big of a deal, is it?
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for a fall through a table...and it is for The WNW Heavyweight Championship!
Crowd cheers...
JR: Lover versus lover!
Rob Van Dam's Theme hits...
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, the challenger...weighing in at 215 pounds...MIKE EVIL!
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring, his opponent...she is The WNW Women's, Heavyweight, and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
Mike and Trish are now in the ring, and they hug before the bell can ring...
DING! DING! DING!
JR: Remember this is a table match, folks!
Mike Evil gently Spears down Trish. Mike gets up and nods his head.
Evil: No, not like that! This is a match, we aren't having sex!
Evil Spears Trish to the mat harder this time. Trish catches her breath. Trish gets a Jawbreaker on Mike. As he holds his chin in pain, Trish bounces off the ropes, and goes for a Stratusfaction. But it doesn't happen, Mike drops her RIGHT TO THE FLOOR BELOW!
Coach: I know this is a match, but how can he do that to her?
Trish slowly gets to her feet holding her back, as Mike taunts the Crowd...
Crowd is mostly boos! Some girls chear him...
Trish pulls the wood out of under the ring. She puts it in the ring, and Mike sets it up! She gets in and bounces off the ropes, and gives Mike a Spinebuster! She turns him over and locks on the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Mike looks like he is hurting as he begins reaching for the ropes. He gets closer, and closer.
JR: It's Edge running through the Crowd!
Crowd: BOOO!!
Edge jumps over the Security Rail, as Evil reaches for the ropes. He gets them and hugs them! Edge swings a steel chair at his head! SMACK! Evil is knocked out. Trish pulls him back, so it isn't a rope break!
Coach: THERE GOES EDGE RUNNING AWAY LIKE A COWARD!
JR: That bastard!
The Ref starts to lift Mike's hand, seeing he cannot call a DQ...it drops, 1! Again, 2! Before it can drop a second time, Stacy Keibler JUMPS IN WITH A 2x4 AND HITS TRISH OVER THE HEAD!
JR: NOT ANOTHER TRAMP! RRRRRRRRRR!!!
Coach: Ha ha, I think it's funny!
JR: How could any of this possibly be funny!?
After a breif moment, both seem to be getting up. Mike gets up before Trish, and when Trish faces him, he kicks her in the gutt, and lifts her up for IT'S TIME THROUGH THE TABLE!
Crowd is mostly cheers...
Mike is about to drop Trish, but she climbs onto his shoulder and bounces him off the ropes with her legs for the STRATUSFACTION THROUGH THE TABLE!!! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd cheers...
JR: YES!
Finkel: And STILL WNW Heavyweight Champion...TRISH STRATUS!
Stacy, who is outside the ring, looks real pissed off. She walks back up the ramp, ticked.
JR: Well, we will see you Friday then, everyone!
Coach: Goodnight!
...Show ends with WNW Logo, as Night of the Dead Commercial comes on.