WNW's Wednesday Show starts with The WNW Theme...then it shows a put together of past events...then The Wednesday Theme hits...then the fireworks explode all over the arena, and the fans are going phsyco...
JR: Me and Coach are here and we are almost sold out!
Coach: Look, JR, we only have about 200 seats left!
JR: Well this arena holds alittle more than usual.
Finkel: The following match, is scheduled for one fall, and is a Barbed Wire Ropes Match for The WNW Women's Championship!
Crowd cheers alittle...
Raven's Theme hits as The WNW Crew wraps the Wire around the ropes with special gloves...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...FRANCINE!
Crowd has a few whistles and cheers...
Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...STACY KEIBLER!
Crowd sounds the same, but more boo's...
Stacy gets into the ring with Francine, and they give an evil look at eachother...
JR: Well, Francine seems to be in love with our latest member, Drake McCallister the Third, who is full of cash.
Coach: Are you saying that is the only reason why she is attracted to him? His cash?
JR: It's happening all the time, Coach...
DING! DING! DING! Stacy grabs Francine and attemps a Rock Bottom, but Francine jabs Stacy in the neck. Fracine then swings Stacy to the turnbuckle and Stacy drops. Francine jumps around, signaling the Bronco Buster! Francine runs and jumps right into the turnbuckle! Crowd laughs at her alittle, it makes her mad. She gets up, and receives a kick to the head from Stacy. Stacy then seems to tell herself it wasn't good enough and goes to bounce off the ropes, but stops herslef. She then runs at Francine and goes to slam into her with a Spinning Heel Kick, but Francine moves and Stacy goes flying into the barbed wire ropes!
Crowd: OWWW!!
JR: Ouch, Coach!
Coach: Poor things...NOT!
Francine then starts to stomp on Stacy with her high heel! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Stacy screams in pain, as Francine continues the beating. She then pulls Stacy closer to the middle of the ring and gets the cover...1...2...Kick out!
JR: Yeah, like she's gonna get a rope break on those ropes!
Coach: Good point! Francine seems to be missing some brains from all those supposed "EXTREME" Matches she's had!
Stacy is irish whipped to the wired ropes, but she doesn't hold her back. Insted she runs up to Francine and pulls out the Tornado DDT on her!! Quick cover...1...2...Kick out by Francine! As Francine recovers, Stacy starts the band!
JR: IT COULD BE OVER, COACH!
Coach: Maybe...
Francine turns around, but catches her leg, and pulls her in and up! She drops, OWW, for the Tombstone Piledriver! But Francine does stop there, she pulls her back in for the SPILCOLI DRIVER! OWWW, MAN!
JR: WILL WE HAVE A NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION?
Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd pays Francine her dues, as the new Women's Champion realizes what she has done!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and The NEW WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
JR: Ok, well...Canadian Bad-Ass says that The Prez pays to win, we'll find out in the Main Event NEXT!
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Finkel: The next match is scheduled for falls anywhere, and is for The WNW Hardcore Championship...
Crowd cheers...
"Whisper" by Alien Ant Farm hits...
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 210 pounds...C.B.A....CANADIAN BAD-ASS!
"My Time" hits...
The Prez walks out to loud boo's...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...He is The Owner of WNW...The WNW Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion...THE PREZ!
JR: I got a cold rush of air when he came out!
Coach: Really? What's up with his shirt? It says "Get Ready..." and the back says "YOUR ALL NEXT!"
JR: Someone likes to copy WWE!
Coach: What's that suppost to mean, anyways?
JR: Maybe it has to do with his meeting with Drake McCallister III, maybe he thinks he'll be a big star.
Coach: Maybe!
DING! DING! DING!
JR: Come on C.B.A.!
C.B.A. gets a DDT on Prez! Cover...Kick out! Prez gets up pissed already! He points to his shirt and DDT's C.B.A.!
Coach: What the hell is that about??!
JR: Hell if I know.
Prez then picks up C.B.A. and goes for a Snap Suplex, but C.B.A. counters and Suplex's Prez right over the top rope! C.B.A. then catches his breath and runs to the set of ropes on the other side of the ring. He bounces off of them and dives over the ropes to The Prez. WHAM! The Prez smacks down C.B.A. with a Steel Chair in MID-AIR!
Crowd: OWWW!
JR: Hard hitting action!
Prez covers Canadian Bad-Ass as the Ref scrambles out of the ring to make the Count...1...2...Kick out by C.B.A.! Crowd cheers as Prez gets to his feet and drags C.B.A. up with him. He then swings him to the steel steps, but it is reversed, and C.B.A. forces Prez to "eat steel"! C.B.A. taunts the Crowd as Prez holds his back in pain. C.B.A. then climbs onto the Security Baracade and waits for Prez to get up. Prez does and is Hurricanrana'd to the floor!
JR: Look at C.B.A. controling The Prez!
Coach: Sad, isn't it?!
C.B.A. then gets up and runs at The Prez, who moves and C.B.A. clunks head-first into the turnbuckle, busting him open! C.B.A. seems to be knocked out cold, as The Prez rolls him into the ring...Prez gets in and makes the Cover...1...2...Kick out! Crowd cheers wildly. Prez gets to his feet and whipes the sweat from his forhead.
JR: Prez is getting old, Coach!
Coach: Ha ha! Good one!
Prez sees C.B.A. won't get up, he seems out of it! Prez gets above Canadian's shouders and kicks one!
JR: OH SHIT!
Prez bounces off of the two sets of ropes, and delivers a STIFF PEOPLE'S ELBOW TO THE HEART OF CANADIAN DEAD-ASS! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd boo's...
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and STILL WNW Hardcore Champion...THE PREZ!
The Prez grabs a mic.
JR: Oh, great, like we wanna hear this!
Prez: C.B.A., if I pay people to lose for me, then YOU JUST GOT A BONUS! HA HA HA HA!!! Oh, and you should all be scared, because real soon, your all gonna be down on your knees KISSING MY ASS!!
"My Time" hits as The Prez makes his way up the ramp...
JR: What is The Prez talking about? And when will we find out?!!
...Show ends.