WNW's Theme hits, and the little beginning thing comes on...after that it shows a Night of the Dead Ad/Montaige...Then Friday's Theme hits and ends with fireworks exploding through out the arena! The Crowd is as wild as always and is Sold Out, and runnin' wild on you, wishin' you were there!
JR: Sunday is Night of the Dead!
Coach: And everyone is gonna DIE!
JR: Ha ha! Good one...NOT!
Coach: Oh, SHUT UP, JR! You know you loved it!
JR: Tonight, in the Main Event, will it be time to play the rich man's way? Or will Hulkamania run wild?
Coach: That is tonight, but first...
Finkel: The first contest is scheduled for one fall...
JR: Here is the debut of a spunky little brat named Punky!
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits...
Finkel: Making her debut...PUNKY!
Crowd is still figuring her out.
Coach: She slapped Lita late last night...
JR: She did? I was sleeping, I didn't see that.
Coach: Yes, I was interviewing her, asking her what she thought of all our superstars, or some. Lita walked by and got slapped by Punky.
JR: Well, now we know why they call her Punky!
Lita's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...LITA!
Lita gets in the ring as The Crowd cheers...
JR: Can Punky pull off a good debut match?
DING! DING! DING! Lita gives Punky a Slap back from the night before. Punky holds her face, and Bitch Slaps Lita back and Lita falls down! Punky gets down with her and locks on the Sleeper Hold! Lita is chanted by The Crowd as she falls a sleep, off to the Never Never Land.
Crowd: LITA! LITA! LITA! LITA!
JR: Come on, Lita! Put some effort into it!
Lita's arm is lifted, it drops...1! Again it is lifted, it drops...2! Again...OWW! LITA KEEPS IT UP!
JR: Yes!
Lita slowly gets to her feet and sends a few jabs to Punky's ribs, and gets out of the lock. She rolls up Punky...1...2...Kick out by Punky! Punky jumps to her feet and grabs Lita and goes for a Powerbomb, but Lita reverses it into a rollup...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...LITA!
JR: Well, Punky did an okay job with offense in the beginning, but it was too hard for her, and she was taken down by Lita...
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: We're back, and before our Main Event, it's our next match. It's a preview of Night of the Dead when CBA challenges Edge to a Hardcore Contest and that's right NOW, BABY!
"Whisper" by Alien Ant Farm hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 210 pounds...CANADIAN BAD-ASS...C...B...A!
Crowd cheers...
Edge's Theme hits...
Finkel: And his opponent..making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!
Crowd boo's...
JR: That coward, look at him begging C.B.A. not to hurt him...and OWW! A LOW BLOW BY EGDE!
Coach: Cheap BASTARD!
DING! DING! DING!
JR: Well, that's a fair start!
Edge gets a quick Edge-a-Cusion on C.B.A....Cover...1...2...KICK OUT BY C.B.A.! C.B.A. gets up with Edge and gives him a DDT of his own...he goes uptop...CROWD CHEERS!
JR: THE END ALREADY?
CANADIAN BOMB! OWW! Edge looks dead already...Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...CANDIAN BAD-ASS!
C.B.A. gets out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, he gets back in. C.B.A. begins hitting Edge repeatedly with the chair! OWW! OWW! OWW! OWW!
JR: YES! YES! YES!
Coach: BEAT HIM DOWN!
C.B.A. beats Edge to a bloody pulp, then leaves to The Crowd's Approval...
JR: We'll be back for the Main Event!
~~~Night of the Dead Commercial~~~
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Wednesday After Night of the Dead Commercial~~~
JR: It's time to get set for Night of the Dead...LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW, with this Main Event!
Coach: Which is a First Finisher Match...Hogan Versus McCallister...
JR: JUST LET FINKEL announce it, DAMMIT!
Finkel: The following Main Event is scheduled for First Finisher...
"Voodoo Child" by Jimmi Hendrix hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 275 pounds...HULK HOGAN!
Crowd: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!
JR: This great icon faces Trish Stratus in a TRIPLE CAGE MATCH at Night of the Dead on SUNDAY! MAKE SURE TO ORDER!
"Toxicity" by System of a Down hits...
Crowd boo's lightly...
Finkel: Making his debut in WNW...McCallister Incorporated himself...accompainated by Francine...weighing in at 258 pounds...DRAKE McCALLISTER THE THIRD!
JR: Will McCallister Inc. and WNW merge alittle?
Coach: Interesting for sure if it does happen...
JR: FIRST FINISHER, LADIES AND GENTS!
DING! DING! DING! McCallister throws a few punches Hogan's way, knocking him down. He then runs to the top rope, and jumps off as Hogan gets up. Oww. He connects with his Stock Exchange...Hogan moves it at the right time and slams him down for a trickful pinfall...1...2...Kick out by McCallister Inc. Owner!
Francine claps for her man, which causes the Crowd to boo loudly. They then chant Hogan through out the arena...
Francine tries to distract Hogan, he starts to Hulk Up as Drake gets up. Crowd is going nuts...Hogan blocks Drake's shot...OWW! Block...Oww! Again...Oww! Hogan then irish whips McCallister to the ropes...CROWD GETS TO THEIR FEET AS HOGAN GET THE BIG BOOT!
JR: COULD THIS BE IT??!
Hogan bounces off the ropes to the side and attemps The Leg Drop right onto McCallister, but McCallister MOVES!
Coach: DAMN FRANCINE! SHE PULLED HIM OUT OF THE RING!
McCallister gives Francine a quick kiss to piss The Crowd off more, he then gets back in the ring. Drake puts Hogan up on his shoulders, he then brings him up to the top rope!
JR: 500 pounds on a turnbuckle!
He dives off for the Bull Market!!!
JR: OH, MY GOD! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TO OUR HERO OFF THE TOP ROPE! HE COULD BE CRIPPLED!
He then brings Hogan back up onto his shoulders, runs, and drops him for the Fortune 500!
Crowd is in shock at his power!
Coach: HOGAN ISN'T GETTING UP, HOW CAN HE COMPETE AT THE PAY-PER-VIEW?!
Drake then brings Hogan up once more! Put his head between the legs...hooks the arms, and lifts ALL 275 pounds of Hogan up verticle AND SLAMS HIM TO THE MAT HEAD FIRST FOR THE MILLIONAIRE'S CLUB! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd boo's at the man handling of Hogan...
Finkel: Here is your winner...DRAKE McCALLISTER THE THIRD!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
JR: HOGAN LOOKS PARALIZED! WE WILL SEE YOU LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW SUNDAY, WHAT WILL HAPPEN??!
...Friday Show ends.