Wednesday Show starts as usual as the fireworks colide and explode to the Wednesday Theme. The Crowd is going wild as JR and Coach take their seats in The WNW Commentary Booth...
JR: WHAT A NIGHT NIGHT OF THE DEAD WAS, BABY! NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...HULK HOGAN!
Coach: AND NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ CAME TO LIGHT AND ALMOST KILLED TRISH AND HOGAN!
JR: TONIGHT, THE BATTERED EDGE WILL TAKE ON ALL THREE NGO MEMBERS IN A HANDICAP LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!
Coach: AND AFTER THE BRUTAL ATTACK BY THE PREZ AT NIGHT OF THE DEAD, HOW CAN HE EVEN STAND?!
"Hello Deli" hits The PA as The Crowd begins to laugh and cheer...
JR: I don't get this guy...
Coach: What are you talking about, he's you, except he wrestles!
JR: Ha ha, very funny...
Finkel: The following match is sceduled for one fall...first making his way to the ring...weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!!
nGo Theme hits...
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!!!!
JR: Here comes one of the members of this new, yet old GROUP!
Coach: OLD?!
JR: Outsidez is a huge WNW Legacy, Coach. Catch up on your History!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...acompianated by The WNW Intercontinental and Hardcore Champion, The Prez and Extreme Raye...
JR: THE WHOLE NGO, OH GREAT!!?!
Finkel: ...weighing in at 312 pounds...THE SPENG!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!!
Coach: Well, we all know how this one is gonna go!
DING! DING! DING! Speng bounces off the ropes only to recieve a big Closeline from The Cole Slaw Kid. Crowd cheers as The Kid bounces off a set of ropes and delivers a huge elbow to the chest of The Speng!
JR: KICK HIS ASS, BABY!
The Prez and Extreme Raye get up on the apron, The Ref is distracted by Raye as The Prez gets in the ring to deliver a nice Snap Suplex to The Cole Slaw Kid. The Crowd boos the hell out of him as he leaves the ring. The Ref turns around for the Cover by Speng...1...2...Kick out by Cole Slaw Kid!
Crowd cheers...
JR: Take it to 'em all, Kid!
Coach: He already knows he doesn't have a chance, that's what all these desperation moves are...
Speng goes uptop as The Kid gets up. Speng dives off for a Crossbody, but is caught by The Kid! Crowd cheers as Cole Slaw Kid crashes The Speng to the mat for the Side Dish Slam! Cover...1...2...Kick out by The Speng! The Prez and Extreme Raye are pacing outside the ring...
JR: Those bastards are just planning their next move, I know it!
The Cole Slaw Kid waits for The Speng to make it to his feet before locking on a Cabbage Clamp which is a modified version of the Tazzmisson! The Speng taps away, but The Ref is distracted by The Prez! Cole Slaw sees this and he lets go of Speng and runs over and Closelines Prez right off the apron! Crowd cheers hard for this rookie, as he grabs Speng and hooks him up for the SANDWICH SUPLEX! Cole Slaw SUPLEXES HIM RIGHT INTO THE PIN...
JR: COULD THIS BE IT?!
...1...2...OWWWW! THE PREZ WITH A STEEL CHAIR ON COLE SLAW!
Coach: REVENGE IS A BITCH, MY FRIEND...
Crowd boos as The Referee calls for the bell...DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner, in a result of a Disqualifacation...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Extreme Raye holds up the limp Kid as The Prez smashes the chair over his poor head.
Crowd: ASSHOLES! ASSHOLES! ASSHOLES! ASSHOLES!
The Prez grabs a mic...
Prez: WE ALREADY HAVE A MATCH TONIGHT AGAINST EDGE YOU RETARDED OLD FOOL! WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH A ROOKIE LIKE YOU! GO LOOK FOR A FIGHT ELSE WHERE YA PEICE OF SHIT!!
The Crowd chants "You Suck" as The New Generation Outsiderz make their way up the ramp, satisfied...
Coach: Well, at least he won the match!
JR: Like it matters to him, he got his ass handed to him, Coach!
Coach: We'll be right back...
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: Well, we are back and The nGo took out The Cole Slaw Kid in his debut. Here is what happened during the break...
The WNWTron shows The Cole Slaw Kid getting medical attention for his busted open head. Crowd boo's alittle...Fade.
Coach: Well, poor boy. Now lets get on with the SHOW!
Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Women's Championship!
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits...
Crowd cheers as Finkel announces her.
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...PUNKY!
JR: She lost to Lita on her debut last Friday, can she take home The Women's Championship tonight?
Coach: JR, did you see the new belts?
JR: Some of them, they are great!
Raven's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
Coach: ...THE BITCH!!
Francine gets in the ring, as The Ref puts the belt away, Francine and Punky have a stare down...
DING! DING! DING! Punky Bitch Slaps Francine! Francine gets pissed and grabs Punky by the neck and backs her up into the turnbuckle. Francine chokes her out as long as she can, untill the Ref forces her to stop. Punky, out of air, falls down. Francine sees an opportuinity and starts hoppin' around. She then runs and soars at Punky and jumps on her for the Bronco Buster.
JR: That move is pathetic!
Francine gets off then stomps her high heel into Punky a few times. The Ref stops her once again.
Crowd: PUNKY! PUNKY! PUNKY! PUNKY!
Punky slowly get to her feet, and as Francine argues with the Ref, Punky locks on a Sleeper Hold! Francine drifts off over the course of a minute, and The Ref begins to raise her arm. It drops...1! It is raised and it falls again! Ref and Crowd: 2! It is raised again, but Francine uses it and punches down the Ref! She then gets to her feet to boo's from the unforgiving Crowd and jabs Punky in the gut a few times. Punky recieves a Tombstone Pildriver from Francine hard to the mat. Francine then crawls out of the ring.
JR: Oh, no! We don't need this!
Crowd: BOOOO!!
Francine climbs back into the ring as Punky gets to her feet, Punky turns around to recieve THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP TO THE HEAD! Francine throws the title over the ropes as The Ref begins to get up. Francine pulls the dead Punky to her feet and slams her down HARD FOR THE SPILCOLI DRIVER! The Ref comes to his sences and makes the count...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd boo's as Finkel announces the winner...
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and STILL The WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
JR: That tramp!
Coach: How can McCallister stand that witch in bed anyway?
JR: I don't know, but we'll be right back...
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Friday Commercials~~~
Finkel: The following contest is for The WNW European Championship!
Crowd cheers...
"Toxicity" by System of a Down hits...
Crowd boo's...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...accompianated by The Women's Champion, Francine...weighing in at 258 pounds...DRAKE McCALLISTER THE THIRD!
Drake gets into the ring as Francine stands by his side. She then exits as Trish's Theme hits...
Crowd cheers...
JR: There is the former Heavyweight Champion...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW European and one half of The Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
Trish gets in the ring and occastionaly glances to Francine. Watching her and McCallister's every move...
JR: Trish is a smart women.
DING! DING! DING! McCallister runs at Trish and recieves a Jawbreaker! His head richoche`s off of Trish's and he slams back to the mat! Cover...1...Kick out by McCallister! McCallister gets his vision back, then gets back up. He runs at Trish again!
Crowd: OWW!
Spinebuster by Trish! Cover...1...2...Kick out by McCallister!
JR: Trish is taken' it to him, man.
Trish is caught by surprise with a quick Closeline from McCallister, McCallister then jumps uptop behind Trish. Crowd boo's as Trish gets up and recieves the Stock Exchange from McCallister! He rolls her up...1...2...Kick out by Trish! McCallister then goes for an early finish by lifting Trish up half way. He then locks on a Dragon Sleeper and adds presure to her neck with his knee.
Coach: I believe that is The Chapter 11!
Trish starts to fall asleep, yet the presure on her neck hurts too bad to sleep. She screams in pain...
Crowd: TRISH! TRISH! TRISH! TRISH!
While The Ref consults Trish, Francine grabs ahold of McCallister's arm and pulls to add presure. Trish screams in pain and taps out to The Chapter 11! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd boo's and begins throwing things at McCallister and Francine.
JR: DAMMIT!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and The NEW WNW European Champion...DRAKE McCALLISTER THE THIRD!
JR: Well we have a new European Champion, and we'll be back after this...
~~~Commercials~~~
Finkel: The following match is scheduled for one fall...and is for The WNW Heavyweight Championship!
Crowd cheers and starts runnin' wild.
Lita's Theme hits...
Crowd cheers her alittle.
Finkel: Making her way to the ring, the challenger...one half of The WNW Tag Team Champion...LITA!
Lita gets into the ring and gets ready for Hogan.
JR: There is the women that got "cheap shoted" by The Prez at Night of the Dead!
"Voodoo Child" by Jimmi Hendrix hits...
Crowd: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! WOOOOO!!
Hogan rides to the ring on his red and yellow motorcycle. Hogan parks it and hand his title to The Ref, he then gets in the ring and stares at Lita.
DING! DING! DING! Hogan and Lita lock up. Lita kicks Hogan in the balls and gets the Edge-a-Cusion!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!!
Cover...1...2...Kick out by Hogan. Hogan then slowly get to his feet and begins "Hulking UP!"!
Crowd cheers and chants "Hogan".
JR: WATCH OUT LITA!
Lita turns around and throws a punch, only to have it blocked and a shot is sent to her face. She sends another, which is also blocked. WHAM! She cannot even send anymore and she is Closelined over the top rope!
Crowd: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!
Lita slowly gets up and climbs into the ring, Hogan runs at her and gets THE BIG BOOT! Crowd is going crazy! HOGAN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND DROPS THE BIG LEG!
JR: IT'S OVER!!!
Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and STILL The WNW Heavyweight Champion...HULK HOGAN!
JR: Hell yeah! We'll be back for the Main Event after this!
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: Well our Main Event will be pretty sad, it's a Handicap Lumberjack Match!
Coach: Here come the Lumberjacks!
Stacy Keibler, Drake McCallister III, Francine, "The Countdown" Nick Daniels, and Snake Eyez make their way to ring side as Lumberjacks.
Crowd boo's them all.
Edge's Theme hits...
Crowd is silent.
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 240 pounds...EDGE!!
Edge has bandages around his ribs to protect them and his kidneys. He also has a bandage over 95% of his forehead.
JR: My God, this is sick. This man shouldn't be in this match, I mean...I know he's an ass, but he is only half alive! He's practicly in a weelchair already, Gosh!
Coach: I agree, totally. And no I'm not starting that!
Finkel: I have just been given' word that this match has been made NO DISQUALIFACATIONS!!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
JR: MY GOD! EDGE IS SCREWED AND SCREWED AGAIN!
Coach: Yep...
Edge Spears down Snake Eyez and gets in the ring before anyone else can grab him.
The nGo Sign appears on the WNWTron and it interupts Edge speaking..."NEW...NEW...NEW, NEW, NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ..."
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Finkel: Please welcome, his opponents...The Speng, Extreme Raye, and The WNW Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion, The Prez...THE NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ!
JR: (whispering)...Bastards...
DING! DING! DING! The nGo all run down Edge and start beating on him. Punching, and stomping, and clubing, and kneeing. Edge is pulled out of the ring by McCallister. Edge tries to thank him, but is lifted up onto his shoulders as Francine sets up a table. McCallister runs forward and DROPS EDGE RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Crowd: OOWWWW! BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
JR: MY GOD! LEAVE THE POOR BITCH ALONE!
Francine steps over Edge and Slaps the almost unconious man in the face and yells at him a round. The New Generation Outsiderz then ask her out of the way. She moves and The Prez lifts up Edge and throws his limp body into the ring. Extreme Raye and The Speng start to give orders to the Lumberjacks as The Prez grabs a few weapons out from under the ring.
Coach: GOD, WHAT THE HELL NOW?!
Edge slowly is getting to his feet as all five Lumberjacks run into the ring and start beating him down!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Coach: My God!
The nGo jump into the ring. The Speng and Extreme Raye have Crowbars and The Prez has a steel chain! Edge receives Crowbars to his ribs and kidneys as The Prez whips him with the steel chain!
JR: Mother F*cking Peices of God D*mn Sh*tin' B*stards.
As Edge looses conciousness, JR runs down to the ring and jumps the nGo from behind!
Coach: NO YOU STUPID ASS!
Coach runs down to the ring to help JR! The Prez picks up JR and throws him out to the Lumberjacks. JR lands on the steel ramp, and the Lumberjacks begin to beat him down like warewolves as Coach tries to stop them he gets pulled in also!
Crowd is booing and throwing stuff.
The nGo continue the assualt on Edge as EMT's and Refs run down the ramp to break the big brawl up. The EMT's take away JR and Coach, but don't get to Edge in time. The nGo leave Edge bloodied and not moving in the ring.
...Show ends.