WNW's Theme hits, it ends and Friday's Theme hits as JR and Coach slowly get into their seats. JR has a broken arm and Coach has a black and blue eye. The fireworks explode as the Sold Out Crowd in Maine goes wild.
JR: Well...we aren't very happy tonight. Welcome, but you are not welcome.
Coach: I agree, JR.
JR looks at Coach.
JR: I'll let it pass, as I can only beat you down with one hand...
Coach: Well, I will forever hate The nGo and those damn Lumberjacks...
JR gets into the ring slowly...
JR: I'm sorry Ladies and Gentlemen to have to break it to you but after Wednesday's Show. And the brutal attack on Edge, Coach, and myself...Edge has been declared...DEAD!
Crowd has a silent, yet "Oh my God" reaction.
JR: I'm sorry to ruin your show, so let the events go on!
Finkel: Ladies and Gentlemen, the first contest is scheduled for one fall...
"Walk by Pantera" - RVD's ECW Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 179 pounds..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
The Crowd gives him a little pop...
"Hello Deli" hits and the Crowd shows a bigger pop as Cole Slaw makes his way to the ring...
JR: I like this guy, he had to take on all the nGo!
Finkel: And his opponent...making his way to the ring...weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Nick Daniels starts going in circles around Cole Slaw, just like he promised!...
DING! DING! DING! The Cole Slaw Kid starts to turn in circles, making himself dizzy. The Countdown then comes to an abrupt stop and gets in possition. The Cole Slaw Kid has stopped, and is trying to get his vision back. He then turns around to have it taken away again by a Super Kick! The Countdown then gets on the other side of the ropes and delivers a Sling-shot Leg Drop over the ropes to the neck of Cole Slaw! Cover...1...2...Kick out by Cole Slaw. Cole Slaw then goes uptop as Cole Slaw gets to his feet. He turns around to recieve a Hurricanrana! Countdown dashes to Cover as The Crowd cheers him on...1...2...Kick out by Cole Slaw!
JR: Sorry if it sounds like we aren't really alive tonight...
Coach: ...it's just because we aren't after that assault!
Countdown and Cole Slaw get up and Countdown dashes off the ropes after Cole Slaw only to be caught and SLAMED to the mat for The Side Dish Slam! Cover...1...2...Kick out by Countdown.
JR: The tables have turned!
Countdown and Cole Slaw both get up again. Countdown tries the ropes again! WHAM! Huge Closeline by Cole Slaw Kid to Countdown. Cole Slaw then bounces off the ropes and slams a Flying Elbow into Countdown's chest for The Chop and Dice! Cover...1...2...Kick out by Countdown!
Coach: The action is starting to pick up!
Countdown slowly gets to his feet. Cole Slaw Kid is behind him and locks on The Cabbage Clamp! Crowd cheers, as The Ref consults Countdown, Countdown delivers a stiff boot to the groin of Cole! Cole falls holding his balls, but The Ref doesn't call a DQ.
JR: The Ref might wanna make a disqualifacation call!
The Countdown goes uptop. Cole Slaw slowly gets to his feet, his balls still hurting. He turns to face Nick Daniels...THE COUNTDOWN ON THE COLE SLAW KID!
JR: THERE'S THE 450 SPLASH!
Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd claps for a great match...
Finkel: Here is your WINNER..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
JR: We'll be right back...
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Wednesday Commercial~~~
JR: Well, I can't wait for the next match! C.B.A. is gonna Anti-nGo THE SPENG!
Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...
"Whisper" by Alien Ant Farm hits...
Crowd cheers as C.B.A. steps through the curtain.
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...the challenger...weighing in at 210 pounds...CANADIAN BAD-ASS...C.B.A.!
nGo Theme hits to huge boo's!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...his opponent...weighing in at 312 pounds...Representing The New Generation Outsiderz...THE SPENG!
JR: WHIP HIS CANDY ASS!
DING! DING! DING! Canadian Bad-Ass and The Speng get in eachothers faces and start talking smack! Speng slaps C.B.A.! C.B.A. punches Speng to his ass! Crowd cheers as Speng gets back up to recieve a DDT from C.B.A.!
Crowd: C.B.A.! C.B.A.! C.B.A.! C.B.A.!
C.B.A. jumps uptop and waits for Speng to get up and turn around. He does and C.B.A. launches his Anti-nGo Plan on Speng with a Hurricanrana! Speng tries to recover, but C.B.A. grabs his legs and locks on the Sharpshooter! Crowd is going nutts! Speng is screaming in pain, and is about to tap.
JR: Didn't we know this would happen...
The Prez and Raye run down to tons of boos and the Prez swings a steel chair to the back on C.B.A.'s head! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...in a result of a Disqualifacation...CANADIAN BAD-ASS!
The Prez smacks Canadian Bad-Ass a few more times with the chair. He is handed a mic from Raye. Prez: DAMMIT! JUST LIKE LAST WEEK! WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATEND TO! LIKE TONIGHT FOR MY HARDCORE TITLE! HELL IN THE CELL! MIKE EVIL VERSUS THE WHOLE NGO!!!
JR: WHAT?!
Prez: You WANNA THREATEN US WITH FLAMETHROWERS, KNIVES, AND GUNS LITTLE BOY! WELL JUST LIKE EDGE, WE ARE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT!
The nGo Theme hits and they leave the ring...
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: We are back ladies and gentlemen, and the next time we are live on Pay-Per-View is June 9th.
Coach: We will be live from the Skydome in Toronto for The X Factor!
JR: So mark it on your calendars and be ready to fork over your hard earned money to see the best WNW has to offer!
Finkel: The next match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a Bikini Match for The WNW Women's Championship!
Crowd cheers...
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...the challenger...PUNKY!
Raven's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...her opponent...The WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
DING! DING! DING! Francine and Punky take off their robes to hoots and hollas. Punky takes Francine and lifts her up and drops her on her back for a Powerbomb. Cover...1...Kick out by Francine! Francine gets to her feet to recieve a Bitch Slap from Punky.
Crowd: OWWW!
Francine doesn't want this, she picks Punky up for an attempted Spilcoli DRIVER, but Punky slips out behind her and locks on a Sleeper Hold.
JR: This fued is heating up. Will it get any better than this?
Coach: How about a match at The X Factor?
JR: Maybe. Uh, Francine is out and The Ref is about to raise the hand...
The Ref raises Francine's arm...It drops...1! He raises it again, and again it drops! 2! He raises it again...
JR: New Women's Champion?
FRANCINE KEEPS IT UP! Crowd boo's...Francine slowly gets up and Punky stays behind her. Punky grabs her from behind and drops down for THE PUNKY-BOMB! Cover...
JR: PUNKY-BOMB! PUNKY-BOMB!
Coach: IT'S OVER...
Cover...1...2...KICK OUT BY FRANCINE!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!
Francine grabs Punky by surprise and lands the SPILCOLI DRIVER! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd boo's again...
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and STILL The WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
JR: Dammit, well, we will be back...
~~~Commercials~~~
When The Show comes back The Hell in the Cell is up...
JR: Well, here goes with this SCARY ASS MATCH!
Finkel: The following match is sheduled for falls anywhere...and is a Handicap Match inside the confines of Hell in the Cell for The WNW Hardcore Championship, in which you must pin the Hardcore Champion to win.
Rob Van Dam's Theme hits...
Finkel: The challenger...making his way to the ring...weighing in at 215 pounds...MIKE EVIL!
JR: Well, we haven't seen him around that much lately. He must be spending a lot of quality time with Trish!
Coach: Well, he is screwed! WHAT THE HELL?!
Mike Evil makes his way to the ring, and just like he said he has a Flamethrower, a knife, and a GUN!
JR: AH HA HAAA! PAYBACK IS A BITCH, I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS!
The Crowd boo's as The Ref tries to take the knife and gun from him...
JR: The Speng, Extreme Raye, or EVEN THE PREZ COULD DIE TONIGHT, BABY!
The nGo Theme inturupts...
"NEW......NEW...NEW, NEW, NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ!"
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
JR: I HATE THOSE BASTARDS! AND I WILL DO ANYTHING TO SEE THEM ENDED, BITCH!
Coach: CALM DOWN, JR! YOU DON'T WANT A BROKEN LEG! AND YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET A BROKEN RIB, OR TWO!
The nGo stay on the ramp untill the knife and gun are taken to ringside and secured safely. The Ref then checks Mike Evil and finds another knife hidden in his shoe, and takes that away too. He then allows The nGo to get into the Cell.
DING! DING! DING! Mike Evil picks up the Flamethrower and keeps the nGo back with it! Crowd cheers...The WNWTron shows Trish watching very cautiously on the moniter in her locker room.
JR: Poor thing!
The nGo make their move all at once to have the flames fly on them, but they take down Mike with them. The Prez then orders The Speng and Extreme Raye to keep Mike Evil down. The Prez orders The Ref to open the door. He does and The Prez goes over to the Timekeeper!
JR: HE'S GONNA GET THE GUN!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!!
The Prez bribes and orders the Timekeeper to hand it over. He does, thinking The Prez is gonna take it to the backstage and get rid of it. But The Prez steps back into the Cell!
Coach: HE'S GONNA SHOOT EVIL!!
The Ref argues with The Prez, but Prez punches his lights out and walks over to Evil. Raye and Speng restrain him! THE PREZ WALKS UP AND HOLDS THE GUN TO HIS HEAD!
JR: SINCE WHEN DID WRESTLING COME TO GUNS AND KNIVES AND KILLING AND DEATH?!
Coach: HE'S GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER, JR!
The Prez smiles and is about to pull the trigger when Mike Evil kicks the gun out of his hand and gets out of their grip. He grabs the gun and points it at both Extreme Raye and The Speng. Crowd is cheering, he points it at The Prez then too. He then backs up so he can point it at all three.
Evil: DON'T ANY OF YOU MOVE DAMMIT, OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!
The Prez orders his "troops" to tackle Evil in fear. Raye and Speng hesitate at first, but then start to move toward Evil. Evil backs up into the corner and Speng and Raye dive at him! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
JR: OH MY HOLY GOD!!!!!!
Coach: HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE IN WNW!??!
The Prez walks up to Evil, who hesitates at shooting him too. But when Prez gets real close he pulls the trigger. It's out of bullets, thought! THE PREZ ROLLS UP EVIL AS THE REF WAKES UP...1...2...3!!! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd boo's as The nGo Theme hits...
Finkel: Here is your WINNERS...STILL Hardcore Champion, The Prez, Extreme Raye and The SPENG!
JR: You mean The Prez, and his dead followers?!
The EMT's take the lifeless Raye and Speng away as the show goes to a Commercial...
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~The X Factor Commercial~~~
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for falls anywhere and it is a Hardcore Triple Threat Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship!
Y2J's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...the challenger...weighing in at 260 pounds...COOL MOODY!
Stone Cold Steve Austin's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 252 pounds...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Crowd cheers both of them, but then run wild as...
"Voodoo Child" by Jimmi Hendrix hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 275 pounds...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...HULK HOGAN!!
Crowd runs wild...
JR: There is the man of The WNW!
They all have electricity running through their viens as they all look at eachother...
DING! DING! DING! Stone Cold punches down Moody, Hogan runs at him to recieve a Snap Mare Takedown. Cover...1...2...Moody kicks Austin in the head. Moody then grabs Austin lifts him up, and slams his ass down for the Powerbomb! He then lifts him up again for the DOUBLE POWERBOMB! OWW! WITH PIN...1...2...HOGAN WITH THE BIG BOOT ON MOODY!
Crowd runs wild...
Crowd: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!
JR: IS IT OVER ALREADY?!!
Hogan bounces off the ropes and lands THE LEG DROP MOODY! He then gets back up and LANDS THE BIG LEG DROP ON AUSTIN!! DOUBLE PIN...1...2...3!!! DING! DING! DING!
JR and Coach start dancin' to "Voodoo Child"!
JR: OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!
Coach: YEA, BABY!
Crowd boo's as The Prez runs in the ring, he has tears of fears on his face...
HE GETS IN THE RING WITH THE SLUDGEHAMMER AND TAKES DOWN MOODY AND AUSTIN WITH IT. HE THEN GOES UP TO HOGAN TO TAKE HIM OUT, BUT STOPS AND GRABS A MIC!
JR: WHY DIDN'T HE TAKE OUT HOGAN?!
Coach: Good question...
Prez: DAMN HIM! DAMN THAT BASTARD MIKE EVIL!!!! HE KILLLLLED NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ!!! DAMMIT! HE WON'T LIVE, BUT NGO WILL LIVE, I PROMISE! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL MIKE EVIL!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL YOU STUPID BASTARD! YOU RUINED MY CREATION! DAMNNNNNNN YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Hogan shrugs his shoulder and runs at Prez for the BIG BOOT! Crowd cheers as HE DROPS THE LEG ON THE PREZ!
JR: WE'LL SEE YOU WEDNESDAY, THE NGO IS DEAD BABY!!!!!!!
Coach: PRAISE THE LORD!
...Show ends.