Before The WNW Wednesday Overload Show can start, this Warning Message appears on the screen:
WARNING! The following is not a REGULAR Wednesday Show. This is...WEDNESDAY OVERLOAD!
WNW's Theme hits...When it is over a Remix of the regular Wednesday Theme hits signaling a special night! JR and Coach are seated up high in The WNW Commentary Booth...
JR: WHAT AN OVERLOADED NIGHT WE HAVE TONIGHT FOR YOU, FOLKS!
Coach: Yea, since last Wednesday and Friday weren't on we have jammed in a few extra matches tonight, JUST FOR YOU!
JR: So expect to see a few people twice...
Finkel: The first contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a No Disqualifacations bout!
Crowd cheers that...
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica hits...
Finkel: Making his debut...weighing in at 325 pounds...CERBERUS!
JR: He looks like a scrub to me!
Coach: JR! YOUR GONNA GET OUR ASSES IN TROUBLE AGAIN!
JR: Hell if I care...
Coach: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU MR. MISCHIEF?!
JR: I've always been this way, but if I do one thing on WWE, I get my ass fired by the bitch, McMahon...
Coach: IF HE HEARD YOU, YOU ARE FIRED NOW!
JR: I asked him if he watches, don't worry...
Cerberus is in the ring, ready for anything when The Old New Age Outlaw's Theme without lyrics hits...
Finkel: Also making his debut...weighing in at 278 pounds...THE ICEMAN!
JR: He looks ticked...
Coach: Hmm, I wonder why!?
DING! DING! DING! The Iceman is immediatly lifted up for a Chokeslam by Cerberus, who recieves a Reverse DDT insted! Crowd cheers Iceman.
JR: The Iceman doesn't seem to care about the Crowd...
Coach: No he doesn't.
The Iceman waits for Cerberus to get back up, when he does he is locked into a Torture Rack! Crowd cheers Iceman as Cerberus screams in pain...Cerberus manages to wiggle out and he slides out of the ring.
JR: Now what's he doing, takin' a breather?
Coach: Remember, JR! It's NO DQ!
The Iceman begins to get out of the ring, only to recieve a steel chair to the back, knocking him back over the ropes and onto the canvas...Cerberus gets in, leaving the chair outside, and waits for Iceboy to get back up!
JR: What's he waiting for? Lock on a hold already, Cerberus!
Coach: He's waiting for...
HELLS CUTTER!!! HELLS CUTTER ON THE ICEMAN!! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd lightly boos, others clap.
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...CERBERUS!
JR: Good fight, short-lived...
Coach: Well it was only a debut, JR...What do you expect? Main Event talent right away?
JR: No, but it could have been alittle longer.
Coach: Rrrr, you never quit do you?
JR: Nope, HA HA!
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Friday Commercial~~~
JR: We are back, BITCHES!
Coach: What the hell?!
JR: What, Coach?
Coach: What the HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!
JR: You really wanna know?
Coach: YES...PLEASE!
JR: I HAD THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE LAST NIGHT!!
Coach: Oh, God! Let me guess, THE FIRST TIME YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAD SEX THIS YEAR?!
JR: YES AND IT KICKED ASS!!
Coach: Viagra helping, Old Man? Ha ha ha ha...
Finkel: The next match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a Women's Tag Team Contest!
Crowd cheers...
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...PUNKY!
Coach: Punky is yet to have a victory, JR. Will having an ex-Heavyweight Champ on her team change that?
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
Coach: And she will be defending them later tonight...
JR: Oh, yeah...Uhhh...
Coach: What the hell are you doing, JR?!
JR: (Pulling his hands out of his pants...) NOTHING!
Coach: Um...JR? I think I'm gonna go get a front row ticket and leave you and your (cough) HAND (cough) alone...(clears throat!)
Coach gets out of his seat and leaves...
Trish and Punky start talking about they're plans for their opponents as Raven's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
JR: (Whispering slightly) Ahh, now where is that little button to turn this damn thing...AH! There it is...
You hear alittle beep, signaling the headset was turned off. The Camera looks to The Commentary Booth it sees JR beginning where he left off. It then shows Coach getting seated at front row with some popcorn as he continues ever-so-ofter to glance back at JR...
Francine stays outside of the ring, waiting for her partner, as Stacy Keibler's Theme hits...
Crowd boo's.
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...STACY KEIBLER!
DING! DING! DING! Francine and Trish are in first...Trish runs up to Francine and Spinebusters her down. She then quickly locks on her FINISHER, THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Francine begins to scream in pain which is short-lived as Stacy Keibler kicks Trish in the head from behind. Francine gets up looking for the tag in the wrong corner, only to be slapped by Punky!
Crowd cheers...
Meanwhile back at the Funny Farm, JR accidently hits the button on the headset back on while jakkin'.
JR: Uhhhhh...Ohhhhhh...UOAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Dammit, I gave out TOO SOON! Now I gotta get this SHIT CLEANED UP!
Trish watches as Francine stumbles to her corner to make the tag. Stacy gets in and also receives the Spinebuster from Trish as The Crowd and Punky cheer her on...
JR: Hello? Testing 1, 2, 3! Can you guys hear me now? Good...
Cover on Stacy...1...2...Kick out! Trish gets up, pulling Stacy with her, and irish whips her to the ropes. Trish "mad-dashes" for a takedown on Stacy, but Stacy moves and bounces off the other set to jam her heel right into Trish's face for the Spinning Heel Kick. Cover...1...2...Kick out by Trish! WHAM!!!
JR: HEY YOU LITTLE SLUT!
Francine hit Punky from behind with a steel chair, they begin fighting outside the ring. Inside the ring, Trish gets up and is locked in and slammed down for a Rock Bottom by Stacy! Cover...1...2...Kick out! Outside, Francine stomps down the hurt Punky with her high heel and proceeds to set up a TABLE!
Crowd cheers the wood, but boos the slut...
JR: Poor, Punky.
In the ring Stacy has started up the band, as Francine picks up Punky...Francine lifts up Punky ready for the SPILCOLI DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE! BUT WAIT, NO! Punky slithers out and delivers a STIFF PUNKY-BOMB THROUGH IT INSTEAD! Crowd cheers...
JR: Sweet, now COME ON TRISH!
Trish sees what Punky has done and gives her her approval. She then turns around and DODGES THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! HOPS WITH STACY TO THE ROPES AND BACK FOR THE STRATUSFACTION!! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: YES! YES! YES!!!
Finkel: Here are your WINNERS...TRISH STRATUS AND PUNKY!
JR: We'll be right back...
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~The X Factor Commercial~~~
Coach: Well I have returned to this...uhh...messy area, and I am ready to call the next match with...JR...
JR: Let's do it, Coach!
Coach: Uhh, okay...
Finkel: The next match is scheduled for touching the four corners without being disrupted. It is a Strap Match!
Crowd cheers...
"Hello Deli" hits to the fans delight...
Coach: This guy can rap, ha ha!
JR: He was gettin' jiggy wit it...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Cole Slaw Kid gets into the ring and makes sure his salad dressing packages are ready...
"Drips" by Eminem hits...
JR: This guy hasn't even wrestled yet and he already has his own WNW ShopZone T-Shirt!
Coach: I love that, I can't wait for some new items!
Finkel: Making his debut...weighing in at 292 pounds...SNAKE EYEZ!
The Strap is put around their wrists and tightened as The Ref calls for the bell...DING! DING! DING! Snake Eyez Spears down Cole Slaw and gets to his feet waiting for alittle older Cole Slaw Kid. Cole Slaw gets up and Snake Eyez runs at him for a DDT only to be caught by a huge Closeline! Crowd cheers as Cole Slaw leaps off the ropes and plants a stiff elbow into Snake Eyez' chest for the Chop and Dice!
JR: Chop and Dice, now go for those corners...
Cole Slaw gets up and starts "cornering". Ref and Crowd: 1.....2.....OWW! Snake Eyez gets that DDT he was looking for earlier on TCSK! He then starts runnin' corners. Ref: 1.....2.....3.....
JR: CAN HE GET THE LAST ONE?!
Coach: Come on Cole Slaw...
Snake Eyez sees Cole Slaw getting up and runs off the ropes to try and stop him...WHAM! Crowd cheers on Cole Slaw Kid who just body slammed Snake Eyez to hell with the Side Dish Slam! Cole Slaw then begins cornering again...Ref and Crowd: 1.....2.....3..... Crowd boo's as "The Countdown" Nick Daniels trips down the Referee!
JR: DAMN HIM!
Coach: Could we be previewing the Pay-Per-View here??
TCSK has been excessivly pounding on the last corner trying to figure out why The Ref hasn't called the bell. He turns around to be JUSTICE DROPPED RIGHT ONTO "THE COUNTDOWN"'S STEEL CHAIR!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!
JR: He likes that steel chair, doesn't he?
Coach: That's how he stole that pop from us a few days ago...
JR: Bastard.
Snake Eyez is now up, and he is uptop looking at "The Countdown"..."The Countdown" turns around right into a Swanton Bomb! Crowd cheers that, even though they are both hated dearly. Nick Daniels rolls out of the ring as The Ref gets back in and counts: 1.....2.....3.......4! DING! DING! DING!
JR: DAMMIT!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...SNAKE EYEZ!
The Cole Slaw Kid looks up the ramp at "The Countdown" Nick Daniels, who is carrying his chair with him. Cole Slaw has blood dripping down his face as Snake Eyez is celebrating his first WNW victory!
~~~Commercials~~~
Snake Eyez is still in the ring as the show comes back on the air...
Finkel: The next contest is scheduled for one fall and has special stipulations which will be announced by our play-by-play commentator...JIM ROSS!
The spotlight goes on JR who stands up up in the balcony to reveal wet pants with his fly still open. Coach sees this and begins to hurl as JR speaks.
JR: If Francine wins this bout Snake Eyez has to wear a dress and high heels for the rest of his career in the WNW. If Snake Eyez wins Francine has to spend a night with him and do whatever he says and he also recieves a shot at Drake McCallister the Third at The X Factor for The European Title in an Electrical Barbed Wire Hell in the Cell.
The spotlight and cameras head over to the entrance ramp as Raven's Theme hits for a second time tonight...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is The WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
She gets in the ring and gives Snake Eyez an evil look.
Finkel: Already in the ring...SNAKE EYEZ!
Coach: Uh, I think I'm better now...
JR: What do you mean, Coach?
Coach: Nothing, did you notice how cocky Snake Eyez is?
JR: Our Hardcore Legend is a very cocky man, yes, Coach...
DING! DING! DING! Francine looks up at Snake Eyez and spits in his face! She then kicks Snake Eyez in the knees with her high heels a few times to knock him over. Cover...1...2...Francine goes flyin'.
Crowd: AWW...
JR: The power!
Coach: JR, are you gay?
JR: NO!
Francine gets to her feet only to be taken down by a powerful Spear of Snake Eyez'. He then lays a few fists into her head!
Coach: How can that man punch a women like that?
JR: She wanted a match...
Francine gets up and lays a few more high heels into Snake Eyez' gut as he is squashed into the corner. Francine begins jumping around like a freak only to have the Crowd boo as she runs in for the Bronco Buster on Snake Eyez. Snake Eyez recieves a possible preview of what he might get if he wins. After a brief moment of recovery Snake Eyez gets up to deliver a nice clean DDT on Francine. Cover...1...2...Kick out by Francine.
JR: It's winding down for Francine.
Coach: Your right, Gay Man, she already had a match tonight...
Snake Eyez and Francine show thier wear and tear from previous matches in the night. Snake Eyez waits for Francine to get up and turn around. She does as Snake Eyez runs at her and gives her the Spinning Spinebuster of a SNAKE ATTACK! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...SNAKE EYEZ!
JR: Second win in his debut night...
Coach: Well, he can fuck with Francine all he wants tonight, and kick the shit out of Drake at the Pay-Per-View now. We'll be right back...
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: Well it is time for out Main Event!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for First Blood, and it is a Triple Threat First Blood Match!
"Whisper" by Alien Ant Farm hits...
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 210 pounds...C.B.A....CANADIAN BAD-ASS!
C.B.A. gets in the ring and seems all ready to go...
"Walk by Pantera" RVD's ECW Theme hits...
Finkel: Second, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 179 pounds..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
Crowd is mostly boo's.
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Crowd goes wild...
Finkel: And third, making her way to the ring...she is one half of the WNW Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
DING! DING! DING!
JR: First one to open one of the other two up first wins!
Coach: Just like you "open up", JR?
JR: What?
Coach: Ha ha, oh, nothing...
JR: At least you aren't doing the "I agree" thing.
Trish Stratus Spinbusters down Canadian then turns to "Countdown" to be Super Kicked in the jaw!
Crowd: OWW!
JR: OUCH!
Coach: I agree!
JR: Now something has gotten into you!
Coach: At least it ain't Viagra making me so horney I have to jack off with 20,000 people around me!
JR: I did nothing of the sort...
Coach: Oh, come on, I hear that tone in your voice!
Trish gets to her feet only to be taken back down again by "The Countdown" flying off the turnbuckle and twisting her into a million peices with the Hurricanrana! Nick then looks to C.B.A. to recieve a kick to the gut and a stiff DDT to the mat. C.B.A. then takes advantage of them both being down to go get a chair!
Coach: Great action so far!
JR: And now C.B.A. with the first attemp at a win...
Coach: What are you talking about, JR? Any of these moves can open a person up by accident.
JR: Well one doesn't expect that, they expect a chair or some other hard weapon. With the exception of you of course!
C.B.A. gets in with the chair but drops it on the canvas. He goes to "The Countdown", who is just getting up, he gives him a second DDT! He then goes uptop and lauches off with a beautiful CANADIAN BOMB RIGHT ONTO NICK DANIELS! He then gets to his feet and looks at the chair, but is then distracted by Trish getting to her feet. He runs at her and Closelines her over the top rope.
Crowd begins cheering loudly!
JR: WHAT? AHH! IT'S THE COLE SLAW KID! HE JUST CAME THROUGH THE CROWD!
TCSK gets into the ring as Canadian Bad-Ass turns around right into a SANDWICH SUPLEX!
JR: WHAT DID HE DO THAT FOR?
Coach: HE HAS NO LOVE FOR EITHER C.B.A. OR "COUNTDOWN" AND I'M SURE WOULD LOVE TO SEE EITHER OF THEM LOSE!
Trish slides back into the ring and takes advantage of this opportunity to bash the getting up "Countdown" over the head with the chair, busting him open! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd goes wild!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...TRISH STRATUS!
Coach: And to believe she was entered into the contest at the last moment...
The Cole Slaw Kid begins to take out the salad dressing packages that he didn't get to use in his match and opens a few over C.B.A.! C.B.A. begins to whine at the sticky feeling of dressing on himself and leaves the ring. "The Countdown" Nick Daniels begins to get to his feet so Cole Slaw takes advantage of that as Trish also leaves. SANDWICH SUPLEX ON "THE COUNTDOWN"! Cole Slaw Kid begins trash talking "The Countdown" after getting his revenge. He then begins with the salad dressing routine on "The Countdown" also...
JR: Well, which way will it go at the Pay-Per-View this Sunday?
Coach: "The Countdown", Mike Evil, or The Cole Slaw Kid?
...Show ends.