WNW's Theme hits...The Crowd has chills running in their bodies, as the seconds count down for the show as Friday's Theme hits...It ends as fireworks crash all over the arena as Coach and Jakkin' JR take their seats...
JR: Hey, EVERYONE!
Coach: Let's hope we have a better night tonight...
Finkel: The first match tonight is scheduled for one fall!
"But Than I Got High" hits...
Finkel: Making his debut, weighing in at 200 pounds...CA$H!!
JR: We are having a lot of debuts.
Coach: That's a good thing, right?
The old New Age Outlaw's Theme without lyrics hits...
Finkel: And his opponent...weighing in at 278 pounds...THE ICEMAN!!
JR: Well, both these guys have had some "backstage" troubles with The Prez.
Coach: I heard about that, let's hope it results in a good ending, and let's see what these newbies can do for us right now.
DING! DING! DING!
JR: I don't think C.B.A. can compete next week thanks to The Iceman, or should I say "The Game".
Coach: He needs to learn what copyright infrigment is...
The Iceman and Ca$h lock up. The Iceman, almost one hundred pounds more, backs up Ca$h into the corner. The Ref breaks it up and Iceman gets back into the middle of the ring talking trash. Ca$h runs up to Ice, only to be irish whipped to the corner. The Iceman, attempting to squash Ca$h, runs at him in the corner. Ca$h quickly moves, as Iceman hits the corner in pain. Ca$h sends a few shots to his head then lifts him onto the top rope. He climbs up with him and delivers a beautiful Superplex off the top to the canvas below. WHAM!
JR: I don't know who it hurt more?
Coach: Yea, that's always the case with that move.
The Iceman gets up before Ca$h and takes advantage by getting the Diamond Cutter. He lifts Ca$h back up, and locks on the Torture Rack!
JR: Is it over already?
Ca$h screams in pain, but slithers out of it with the last bitof energy in his body by getting a hold of the rope. The Iceman runs to the ropes and dashes at Ca$h, who out of desperetness gets a Spinebuster and the Cover...1...2...Kick out by Iceman...
JR: These guys are pretty good, but we have never seen Ca$h before, he hasn't even visited the ring ONCE!
Coach: Well, people like that usually go no where in this business, you gotta have both ability and charisma.
Ca$h with his last breath grabs The Iceman and lifts him up, turns him upside down, and SLAMS HIM TO THE MAT FOR THE CA$H DRIVER!!
JR: IT IS OVER?
Cover...1...2...KICK OUT BY THE ICEMAN!
Coach: No, it is not!
Ca$h gets a desperate look on his face, and goes for a last minute SECOND Ca$h Driver attempt only to be flattened out by Iceman with a Reverse DDT.
JR: The tables have turned!
The Iceman then lifts up Ca$h and puts him into a Piledriver position...
Coach: IS HE GOING FOR A CA$H DRIVER ON CA$H?!?
The Iceman then swings Ca$h up and Powerbombs him DOWN FOR THE ICE-PICK!! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...THE ICEMAN!
JR: I'm surprised Ca$h even lasted that long...
Coach: Well, we'll be right back.
~~~The X Factor Commecial~~~
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Wednesday after The X Factor Commercial~~~
JR: WE ARE BACK, AND THIS SUNDAY IS THE X FACTOR! I CAN'T WAIT!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for falls anywhere, and is a Hardcore Match!
Crowd cheers...
"Whisper" by Alien Ant Farm hits...
Finkel: Making his way to...
JR: WHAT THE HELL?!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...The Owner of WNW...he is both Intercontinental and Hardcore Champion...THE PREZ!
The Prez gets into the ring and smiles.
JR: I KNOW! It's because of The Iceman's attack on C.B.A.!
"Hello Deli" hits...
Crowd cheers!
Finkel: And his opponent...weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Cole Slaw notices it's The Prez, and cautiously gets in the ring with a confused look on his face.
DING! DING! DING! The Prez DDT's Cole Slaw, then goes uptop for a quick Swanton Bomb. Prez lands flat on his back, Cole Slaw moved! Crowd cheers. The Prez, holding his back, gets up. He runs at The Cole Slaw Kid, only to be brutaly body slamed to the mat for the Side Dish Slam.
JR: Look at The Cole Slaw Kid taking it to The Prez.
The Prez gets up and runs at TCSK only to be thrown over the top rope to the floor below. Crowd cheers on TCSK as he slides out and grabs a trash can lid from under the ring. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! The Prez is beaten over the head a few time with it, Prez then falls back to the floor. Cole Slaw grabs The Prez by the back of the shirt and begins to drag him up the ramp to the backstage area. As they near the curtain, C.B.A. APPEARS AND HITS TCSK OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! The Prez runs off as C.B.A. gets the Cover on TCSK...1...2...KICK OUT!!!
JR: WHAT A BRUTAL CHAIR SHOT HE JUST KICKED OUT OF!
Coach: It must have been set up because of C.B.A.'s injuries, look at him, limping and stuff...
Cole Slaw starts to fight back, C.B.A. begins to loose his advantage because of his tons of injuries. Then another surprise when THE PREZ SLUDGEHAMMERS BOTH OF THEM FROM BEHIND!!! The Ref counts because Cole Slaw falls ontop of C.B.A....1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Coach: The Cole Slaw Kid may have won, but The Prez is standing tall...
JR: I think he is stating he is king of Hardcore Matches, and not them. He is the Hardcore Champion...
Coach: Well, anyways, can The Prez capture The Heavyweight Championship on Sunday? Or will it be Cool Moody, Austin, or Hogan who walk out the Champion?
JR: SEE YOU LIVE FROM TORONTO!
...Friday Show ends.