As Coach discusses the final details of the Main Event at The X Factor on The X Factor Preview Show, you get out of your seats to grab all your snacks for the next three hours. When you return you see the red Warning Sign and the Copyright of WNW Warning. Finaly the screen fades and the WNW Theme hits with it's little intro. After about 30 seconds, that finishes and Drowning Pool's Version of "Time To Play The Game" hits. The Crowd goes wild, noticing it's starting and rush to their seats.
Announcer: And now, WNW brings to you, live from the Skydome in Toronto, Ontario, Canada...THE X FACTOR! As the music continues the fireworks begin to crash on the customized X Factor set as JR and Coach stare in amazment at all the screaming fans...
JR: I can't believe how big this is, I mean, it isn't EFedMania, but it's one HELL OF A SHOW, Coach...
Coach: I agree with you, JR...It sure is.
JR looks at Coach, giving him a weird smirk.
JR: Well, who will walk out of here The WNW Heavyweight Champion?
Coach: Will it be The Prez, Cool Moody, Stone Cold Steve Austin, or will Hulk Hogan retain?
JR: Let's discuss this alittle before our first event...
Coach: Ok, first...The Prez. He needs to get over the stupid and dead at that, nGo! He needs to be focusing on his chance at two time Heavyweight Champion tonight...
JR: Well, The Prez is for sure one thing, and that is smart. He could just be playing Austin, Moody, and Hogan for fools by making them think he is all caught up in this nGo shit! He could be way more focused than we think, Coach!
Coach: Good point. Now as for Cool Moody, he has payed his dues in The WNW, and I think tonight will be his night to finaly shine...
JR: Well, I don't know. He has a record of winning 56.25% of the time. In other word, 9 out of 16 matches he will win.
Coach: Then there is Austin, who just runs around doing three things. One, drinking beer. Two, yelling "WHAT?". And three, STUNNING PEOPLE!
JR: Yes, but...Austin has Stunned two of them, he needs to be a Stunning Machine tonight to get all three and a victory!
Coach: And then there is our Heavyweight Champion, Hulk Hogan. He is virtually undefeated, and out of his six matches in WNW he has only lost once.
JR: Yes, and that was to our European Champion, Drake McCallister the Third.
Coach: Well, whatever happens tonight it sure is gonna be one hell of a ride!
Finkel: The first event is the Renewing of the Vows of Mr. and Mrs. Stone Cold Steve Austin...
Crowd cheers as The WNWTron brings up a chapel where Austin is in front already and talking with the Reverand about his match for the WNW Championship tonight. All of the sudden "Here Comes the Bride" hits on the church organ and Lita makes her way down the isle in a beautiful wedding gown.
Coach: I can't wait to see Trish and Mike get married!
JR: Uh, Coach...Sorry to have to break it to you, but Mike Evil has announced tonight will not only be a Triple Threat "Countdown" Table Match...But it's his retirement match!
Coach: Oh...DAMN!
Lita and Austin read their own written commitment vows to one another, then say, "I do!".
Reverand: I now pronouce you renewed as Husband and Wife!
They kiss and begin to walk back up the isle celebrating with the small amount of people there. All of the sudden The Prez walks in the front door with his "Get Ready" T-Shirt and Closelines down Austin!!
JR: THE PREZ IS THERE!!
Coach: AND nGo IS DEAD!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Prez talks his trash as Lita kneels down by her husband. Prez then leaves to get ready for the night. The WNWTron fades...
JR: GOSH, THE PREZ CAN BE A COMPLETE ASS SOMETIMES!
Coach: At least the nGo isn't around anymore to help him!
JR: Yea, well they have been replaced by The Killa Squad.
Coach: Well, JR. Would you please excuse me? I have a Beauty Contest to judge!
JR: Lucky you...
Coach makes his way to the ring from the Commentary Booth up high. He gets in and gets a small pop from the Crowd.
Coach: Now it's time for the BEAUTY CONTEST!
JR: Oh, GOD!
JR shakes his head...
Coach: Please welcome the first contestant...SCOOBY!
"Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits and The Crowd cheers lightly...
Scooby gets into the ring wearing her best outfit as Coach stares on in awe.
Coach: Awesome! And her "opponent"...one half of the Tag Team Champions...TRISH STRATUS!
JR: I'm sure her Tag Belt will be part of her outfit...
Trish Stratus' Theme hits and she walks out to her Hometown Crowd with a HUGE ovation...
JR: Scooby should have considered the Hometown Advantage...
Trish gets into the ring and takes off her leather coat as her music fades.
Coach: Now, of course we will let the Crowd deside, so who wants Scooby as THE WINNER?! Coach places his hand over Scooby's head to mostly boo's from the Toronto Crowd!
JR: Hometown field...Tsk, tsk.
Coach: Ok...and who thinks the winner should BE TRISH?! Coach places his hand over Trish's cowboy hat to hear a big roar from her hometown friends and fans! Coach: That desides it then...here is your WINNER...TRISH STRATUS!! Trish raises her hands in victory as Scooby puts a frown on her face. Trish then looks to Scooby, who puts her hand out to shake. Trish does and they both walk off happy...
JR: At least she has sports-man-ship.
Coach begins to return to his seat as The WNW Crew Men start bringing out loads and loads of tables!
Crowd cheers loudly...
Finkel: The following contest is a Triple Threat "Countdown" Table Match, in which you must get a total of three points. A point is scored by putting one of your two opponents through a table. It is also been announced as Mike Evil's Retirement Match...
Crowd is mostly boo's...
"Hello Deli" hits to many cheers...
Finkel: First, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Cole Slaw gets into the ring and glances at all the tables with a slightly worried look.
Coach: Do I see a little fright in the eyes of The Cole Slaw Kid?
"Walk by Pantera" RVD's ECW Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 179 pounds, he is the Leader of The Killa Squad..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
Rob Van Dam's Theme hits and Mike Evil gets a good pop.
Finkel: Making his retirement tonight in TORONTO, CANADA...weighing in at 215 pounds...MIKE EVIL!
DING! DING! DING! The Cole Slaw Kid catches "The Countdown" coming off the ropes his a big Closeline! He then dives and slams a big elbow drop onto Nick Daniel's chest for the Chop and Dice. Mike Evil goes for an elbow to the back of Cole Slaw's head, but TCSK moves only to cause more damage to Daniels! Crowd laughes at Evil and Daniels.
JR: Ha ha!
Coach: I agree.
JR: Dammit, Coach!
Mike Evil then gets up and runs at Cole Slaw, only to be body slammed hard to the mat for the Side Dish Slam! Crowd cheers on Cole Slaw as he leaves the ring for a table! "The Countdown", now up grabs Evil and throws him over top rope. He follows him out with an extra special Slingshot Leg Drop from inside the ring to Mike Evil below!
Crowd: OWWW!
JR: He only does that from the apron!
Coach: It's The X Factor, JR!
The Cole Slaw Kid manages to struggle a table into the ring, only to find that his opponents are outside of it! He whipes his brow, then gets out grabbing Mike Evil. Mike Evil is flung into the ring by Cole Slaw. As Evil recovers, TCSK sets up the first table!
JR: Look at "The Countdown" slithering up behind Cole Slaw Kid!
When TCSK turns around, expecting to grab Mike Evil and stick him through the table, he recieves a stiff Super Kick to the chin. Cole Slaw falls backward right through the table he could barely get in! The "Scoreboard" lights up:
"The Countdown" Nick Daniels: 1
The Cole Slaw Kid: 0
Mike Evil: 0
JR: Well...
When Daniels turns around he recieves a huge Spear by Mike Evil! Evil sends a few fists Nick's way, then gets up. He climbs through the ropes and to the floor, he grabs a table and brings it in...
JR: Table number two!
Mike sets down the table and kicks "Countdown" a few times to make sure he stays down. He then sets up the table, and brings up Daniels. Chokeslam through the table!! WAIT! NO! TCSK comes up behind Evil and shoves both him and Daniels through the single table! Scoreboard lights up, as Crowd goes wild:
The Cole Slaw Kid: 2
"The Countdown" Nick Daniels: 1
Mike Evil: 0
JR: HA HA!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Coach: I agree, JR!
JR: RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Cole Slaw celebrates for a minute or so, then goes for another table! Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, "The Countdown" Nick Daniels slips out of the ring too! He slips up the cover and grabs a TABLE!
Coach: Two tables in ONE FEEDING?!
Daniels slides his table into the ring and gets in. As The Cole Slaw Kid finaly gets his up on the apron, he looks down to take a breather. He notices a salad dressing package has fallen from his pockets. He lets go of the table to pick up the poor little salad dressing package, only to have the table fall and hit him in the back of the head, rendering him unconcious!
JR, Coach, and the Crowd begin laughing like mad men.
"The Countdown" saw what happened and brings a grin to his face. He turn around only to recieve a shot to the head from Mike Evil. Mike Evil then sets up the table and grabs Nick. Evil puts his head between his legs and lift him up!!!
JR: IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME FOR "THE COUNTDOWN" TO GO THROUGH A TABLE!
Nick Daniels catches everyone with surprise, with the exception of TCSK, and reverses IT INTO A HURRICANRANA THROUGH THE TABLE! Crowd begins to boo as the Scoreboard lights up:
"The Countdown" Nick Daniels: 2
The Cole Slaw Kid: 2 (TKO)
Mike Evil: 0
"Countdown" recovers, then goes over to the other side, gets out, and grabs the table that knocked out TCSK. He slides it into the ring, and sets it up in the middle. He then props himself uptop on the third rope, as he waits for Mike Evil to get to his feet...
JR: WATCH OUT EVIL!
Coach: He's SCREWED! FACE IT!
Mike slowly gets to his feet, and turns around to receive THE COUNTDOWN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
JR: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FOUR-FIFTY SPLASH!
Scoreboard blinks this:
"THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS: 3 (WINNER)
The Cole Slaw Kid: 2 (TKO)
Mike Evil: 0 (RETIRED)
Finkel: Here is your WINNER..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
JR: MAN! Well, we are gonna show you a put-together of why this next match between Francine and Punky is happening, and their short history together...We gotta get a clean up crew!
~~~Put-together of Punky/Francine History~~~
Finkel: The next match is a Hardcore Match for The WNW Women's Championship in which if the challenger loses, she won't get another shot at The Women's Title as long as the current holder is the Champion.
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring, the challenger...PUNKY!
Punky gets in the ring, and she seems all ready to go for this Hardcore Hell...
Raven's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring, she is The WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
Francine immediatly runs into the ring and takes down Punky...
DING! DING! DING! Francine gets off of Punky, but keeps her down by stomping on her with her high heel. Cover...1...Kick out by Punky. Francine gets out of the ring and grabs a broken peice of table left over from The "Countdown" Table Match before this one. She gets back in only to recieve a Bitch Slap from Punky!
Crowd: OWWW!
JR: Meow!
Coach: HA HA, JR!!
Punky jumps behind Francine while the shock wears off and locks on a Sleeper! Francine sends an Elbow Shot to Punky's head though, and pull out. She turns around and gets ontop of her slapping her repeatedly. Punky then rolls it slapping her own ways. They continue to roll around the ring, even rolling up the Referee! Soon they roll right out of the ring! Punky slithers to the ring cover and crawls under the ring!!
JR: WHERE'D SHE GO?
Coach: Under the ring, JACKASS!
Francine doesn't figure it out at first, untill a Crowd member points it out. She lifts up the cover to be SMACKED WITH A TRASH CAN!
Crowd: OWW!
Coach: SHE IS A PUNK!
Cover, Ref scrambles to the scene...1...2...Kick out by Francine! Francine gets to her feet and while Punky catches her breath, Francine begins walking up the ramp with her belt...
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
Coach: JR, SHE'S LEAVING WITH THE TITLE! SHE'S FORFEITING!
JR: NOT IF PUNKY CAN HELP IT!
Punky runs up behind Francine, only to BE BASHED OVER THE HEAD WITH THE WOMEN'S TITLE AND FALLING BACK ON THE STEEL RAMP!
JR: MAN, THAT LITTLE BITCH!
Coach: I AGREE!
Francine then picks Punky up and SPILCOLI DRIVERS HER RIGHT ON THE RAMP!!!! COVER...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
JR: DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMMMIT!
Coach: I AGREEEEE!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and STILL WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
JR: MAN!
Coach: Well, the Cell is being lowered...
JR: Yea, and here comes the Crew to attach the Electrical Barbed Wire with those special gloves we saw last month.
Coach: See the thing that provides the electricity, JR?
JR: No, where?
Coach: Down there, on the floor, it's running from the end of the Barbed Wire!
JR: Oh...
Coach: JR, how high is that voltage gonna be?
JR: I don't know...
Finkel: The following match is an Electrical Barbed Wire Hell in the Cell for The WNW European Championship...
"Drips" by Eminem hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 292 pounds...SNAKE EYEZ!
Snake Eyez walks into the Cell and grins, he looks right at home.
JR: Our Hardcore Legend is right at home, Coach!
Coach: Oh, yea...whatever!
"Toxicity" by System of a Down hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, accompianated by The Women's Champion, Francine...weighing in at 258 pounds, he is The WNW European Champion...DRAKE McCALLISTER THE THIRD!
The first thing Drake looks at is the Electrical Barbed Wire...
JR: I bet his worst fear is being electricuted!
Coach: JR, that's cruel!
JR: I don't care, I ain't a McMahon Goon here...
Coach gets a weird look on his face.
Coach: Maybe you want Cole back...
JR: You know, maybe I do! At least he isn't always saying "I agree!" and shit like that.
Coach: Well at least...
DING! DING! DING!
Coach: ...At least I don't JACK OFF IN FRONT OFF 20,000 PEOPLE!
JR: ...
Drake McCallister runs at Snake Eyez, and Snake Eyez throws him over the top ropes to the floor below!
Coach: So close to the Wire!
Snake Eyez gets out and yells, "LET'S TEST THE VOLTAGE!".
Drunk Crowd members yell, "HELL YEAH!!!!!".
Snake Eyez pushes Drake McCallister the Third up against the Electrical Barbed Wire attached to the cell! Drake McCallister starts to jolt and you can hear the electricity running through his body!
Francine whispers to herself, "Oh, my GOD!".
JR: Oww.
Coach: Jack yourself too hard?
Snake Eyez rolls McCallister into the ring and gets back in for the Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
JR: WHAT THE HELL????!!!!
Coach: HOW HIGH WAS THAT VOLTAGE?!
JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT McCALLISTER AIN'T MOVIN'...
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and NEW WNW European Champion...SNAKE EYEZ!
The Ref raises Snake's hand in victory as EMT's rush in with Francine to help McCallister...
Coach: I wonder if this was really an accident?!
JR: Well, we will worry about that later, we have a Main Event to get to!
~~~Put-together about Main Event~~~
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for one fall and it is a No DQ Fatal Four Way Match for The WNW Heavyweight Championship...
Y2J's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 260 pounds...Representing The Killa Squad...COOL MOODY!
Crowd is more boo's than usual...
JR: The Crowd is beginning to dislike Moody because of him being in KS!
Coach: I'm not stupid, JR!
JR: Yes you are!
Sam's Bad Guy Theme from WWF Jr. hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 279 pounds...he is both The WNW Intercontinental and Hardcore Champion...The Owner of WNW...THE PREZ!
Stone Cold Steve Austin's Theme hits...
Crowd cheers.
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 252 pounds...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Stone Cold runs down the ramp and Closelines The Prez from behind!
They start to brawl, as Cool Moody gets out of the ring and joins in.
All of the sudden "Voodoo Child" by Jimmi Hendrix hits and the Crowd goes nuts...
Finkel: Making...
Hogan runs down the ramp to the action and grabs The Prez. He tosses him into the ring, as Cool Moody swings Austin into the steel steps! WHAM!
Crowd: OWW!
Cool Moody gets in the ring as Austin slowly follows...
DING! DING! DING! Moody taunts Austin to get into the ring as The Prez DDT's Hogan to the mat and gets the quick Cover...1...Kick out by Hogan! As Austin begins to climb to the apron, Moody gets on the apron too and runs at Austin "HARDCORE" SPEARING HIM TO THE FLOOR BELOW!
Crowd: OWWW!
JR: My Gosh! That guy wants this title...BAD!
Meanwhile, in the ring, Hogan is given a real stiff Snap Suplex by The Prez! Hogan begins to hold his ribs!
JR: Not the ribs!
Coach: I AGREE!
JR: You never quit do you?
Coach: You never quit do you?
Cool Moody grabs a steel chair from under the ring and runs at Austin with it only to, WHAM, recieve a Spinebuster on the padded concrete floor! Like Austin, Hogan begins to fight back against The Prez. Hulk Hogan begins to "Hulk up", which sends that fans into a frenzy!
Crowd: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!
The Prez throws a punch at Hogan, blocked, WHAM! Prez tries for another, blocked! WHAM! While Hogan punches Prez, Austin gets a Snap Mare Takedown on Moody. After Prez seems almost TKOed, Hogan swings him to the ropes and gets THE BIG BOOT! Hogan bounces off another set and GOES FOR THE LEG DROP...OWWW!!! PREZ MOVED!
Coach: HA HA!
The Prez rolls up Hogan and pulls the tights...1...2...AUSTIN FROM BEHIND!
Crowd cheers.
JR: Thank the Lord!
Moody comes up from behind on Austin knocking him over. He locks on the Anklelock! The Prez bounces off the ropes and elbows down Moody off of Austin before he could tap. Hogan grabs Prez and swings him to the ropes, he Closelines both of them over the top. Austin begins to signal for the Stunner!
JR: CAN HE GET IT? CAN HE WIN THE TITLE?!
Cool Moody turns around, and GETS A KICK TO GUT! NO, WAIT! MOODY GRABBED HIS LEGS, AND HE'S TURNING HIM OVER FOR...
Coach: THE WALLS OF COOL MOODY!!
Crowd begins cheering more for Moody now...
Does Austin tap? Does Austin tap? Austin screams in pain, and he holds on as long as he can and grabs the rope! Ref calls for the break, but Moody pulls Austin back to the middle of the ring...
Crowd: YEAAAHH!!!!
Austin tries his best, but then he TAPS!!! HE TAPS LIKE THE SON OF A BITCH THAT HE IS! DING! DING! DING!
JR: MOODY'S DONE IT! MOODY'S BECOME THE CHAMPION!!!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...and NEW WNW Heavyweight Champion...COOL MOODY!
As Moody holds up his hands in victory The Prez and Hulk Hogan get into the ring with steel chairs on both sides of Moody!
JR: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
WHAM! CON-CHAIR-TOE ON MOODY! The Prez grabs a mic... Prez: Moody, you may have won the title. But I'm not worried, cause I know that Hogan will beat you and once again become the Champion...
Coach: SINCE WHEN WERE THEY FRIENDS?
Prez: You see, none of you people would listen...NO ONE BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID...AWW, HELL...I'LL SHOW YA!!
The Prez does the nWo pointing toward Hogan, who begins to rip his Hulkamania shirt like always.
The Crowd is going nuts!
Crowd: HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!
JR: WHAT THE HELL????!!!!!!!
Crowd goes silent...
...when they see what Hogan has done. Hogan finished ripping his Hulkamania T-Shirt to reveal his TRUE COLORS!!
Prez: You see...NO ONE EVER LISTENED TO ME! HOGAN'S TRUE COLORS AREN'T RED AND YELLOW!! THEY ARE BLACK AND WHITE!!!!!!!!
JR: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Hogan: That's RIGHT, BROTHERS! HOGAN...HOGAN IS n...G...o!!!!!!!!
Crowd begins to cheer...
JR: HEY!
Coach: HEY, IT'S THE KILLA SQUAD COMING FOR MOODY!
"The Countdown" Nick Daniels and The Beast jump into the ring and help Moody up, as the NEW nGo, Hogan and The Prez back away...
JR: WORLD WAR THREE HAS STARTED! THE NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ VERSUS THE KILLA SQUAD!!! AND IT ALL BEGAN THIS NIGHT...AT THE X FACTOR...RIGHT HERE IN TORONTO...ONTARIO...CANADA!
...PPV ends.