Wednesday's Show starts as usuall. WNW Theme, Wednesday Theme, fireworks and JR and Coach taking their seats up top in the Commentary Booth.
JR: Well, Austin may have left WWE, but he is here, and he is mad as hell at the nGo!
Coach: Will nGo survive the wrath of the Killa Squad?
JR: I don't know...but World War 3 is upon us!
Coach: We have a new Heavweight Champion...COOL MOODY!
JR: nGo is back in business, Hogan showed us his true colors weren't red and yellow, they were BLACK AND WHITE!
Coach: And Drake McCallister the Third lost his European Title to Snake Eyez in about 20 seconds. We obtained this footage, that is a must see:
The WNWTron lights up with footage that has a "Earlier Today" sign on it. The Prez appears in his Locker Room to huge boo's from the fans. There is a knock on his door and in walks Francine, The Women's Champion.
Prez: Well, if it isn't the beautiful Women's Champion, Francine! How nice to see you!
Francine: Cut the bullshit, Prez. I wanna know what has happened to my love Drake! What the hell happened to him after his match on Sunday?
Prez: Oh, dear...You don't know?
Francine: NO, WHAT?
Prez: The electrical shock from an accidental high voltage...well...it PARALYZED HIM!
Francine: WHAT? NO! NO, THIS CAN'T BE! Prez...
Prez: It's okay...
Prez holds Francine, as she wheeps. The Camera looks at The Prez, who had a huge grin on his face. Fade...
JR: Now, what THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!
Coach: Who knows what that sick demented freak is smiling about now. You never know, JR. He could be smiling about you jakkin' yourself crazy last week...
JR: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRAZY BASTARD?!
Coach: You can't deny it, bitch...
~~~Commercials~~~
When the Commercial Break ends, JR and Coach are having a "cat fight". Security breaks it up, as JR and Coach take their seats once again...
Finkel: Tonight's first match has been cancelled. It was Misguided Angel's debut against Ca$h, but the bastard quit on us. In that case we will...
The nGo interuption starts up, and the nGo Theme hits to tons of boo's!
JR: NOW WHAT THE HELL COULD THIS BE?
The Prez and Hogan begin to make their way to the ring with their nGo Logo T-Shirts on as they are announced...
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...at a combined weight of 554 pounds...Hulk Hogan and The WNW Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion: The Prez...nGo...THE NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
The Prez and Hulk Hogan get into the ring and The Prez grabs a microphone...
Prez: ...
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Prez: Well, I have two things to say tonight...First it has to deal with Drake McCallister the Third being paralyzed...
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
Prez: The police say this was no accident, and that someone DID turn up the voltage causing Drake to be paralyzed on contact, but who was it? They said they don't have enough evidence to prove anyone. But they have three suspects!
JR: WHO??!
Prez: Of course, I'd be one, seeing I've ALREADY KILLED ABOUT FOUR PEOPLE...HA HA HA! Even though I didn't do it, I should have, because now I have COMPLETE CONTROL OVER McCALLISTER INCORPORATED! HA HA HA!!!!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!!
Coach: Well, who else are the suspects??!
Prez: Oh, yeah...Well the other two suspects are Snake Eyez and Francine, but no one really gives a hell anyways...
JR: FRANCINE?!!!
Coach: WHAT? OH...SAME AGENDA AS PREZ, I GUESS...
JR: AND SNAKE EYEZ, BEING HE IS THE OPPONENT.
Prez: Oh, and by the way...after the Commercial Break, there will be the Main Event! A Four Way Tag Team TLC Match for the Tag Team Championships!
JR: FOUR??!! HOW MANY SURPRISES ARE WE GONNA BE HANDED TONIGHT?!
Prez hands Hogan the mic...
Hogan: That's right, my brother...The nGo is gonna waste the other three losers and become TAG TEAM CHAMPS!
JR: NGO??!
Coach: Hell yeah! We'll be right back!
~~~Friday Commercial~~~
~~~Commercials~~~
Finkel: The Main Event is a Four Way Tag Team TLC for The WNW Tag Team Championships! Already in the ring...THE NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!
"Drips" by Eminem hits and out come The European Champion and his partner...
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...the second team, weighing in at a total of 502 pounds...SNAKE EYEZ AND C.B.A....CANADIAN BAD-ASS!
Crowd is a mixed reaction...
"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube hits and out come two thirds of the Killa Squad...
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...the third team, weighing in at a total of 439 pounds...representing The Killa Squad..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS AND The WNW Heavyweight Champion...COOL MOODY!
Trish Stratus' Theme hits and out come The Tag Team Champions...
JR: Can the only women in this match keep the titles much longer?
Finkel: And the last team...they are The WNW Tag Team Champion...TRISH STRATUS AND LITA!
JR: This is a Pay-Per-View sized match!
DING! DING! DING! Trish attemps a quick Stratusfaction on "The Countdown", only to be dropped on her ass! Snake Eyez Spears Prez as C.B.A. DDT's Hogan!
Crowd cheers...
JR: It's gonna be interesting to see how this one goes!
Coach: No doubt!
JR: Is that your replacement for "I agree"?
Coach: No! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS NOW?
The Game and The Cole Slaw Kid begin to run down the ramp...Crowd has another mixer...
JR: ANOTHER TEAM IS ENTERING?
Coach: WHAT?
"The Countdown" sees them coming to the ring and immediatly looks scared, seeing Beast ain't out there.
JR: WHERE IS BEAST?!
The Game and TCSK get into the ring, as Snake Eyez is about to land a Swanton on The Prez, TCSK hits the ropes, causing Snake Eyez to get his snake eyes in the turnbuckle.
Crowd: OOOWWW!
C.B.A. takes it to Hogan with a DDT and locks in the Sharpshooter. The Ref then tells him it's TLC, but he keeps the hold on Olden. "The Countdown" gets a Super Kick on Lita, then turns around, ONLY TO BE LIFTED UP AND SWUNG UP SOME MORE AND BAMMMM ON THE MAT!
JR: THE ICE-PICK ON NICK DANIELS!
Cool Moody then sees The Game beating on Nick and "Hardcore" Spears down The Game. C.B.A. then unhookes Hogan's legs and gets out of the ring to grab a Ladder! The Game is then thrown over the ropes by Moody!
Crowd cheers.
C.B.A. grabs a Ladder, and as he turns around to return to the ring, The Prez runs right up into the Ladder! Hogan sees this and can't believe it! C.B.A. then gets into the ring with the Ladder, as Trish gets the Stratusfaction from behind on Nick Daniels! She then turns around to be knocked down by the Ladder from C.B.A.! C.B.A. then takes out Lita also!
JR: Bad-Ass is on a rampage!
C.B.A. then sets up the Ladder, and begins to climb it!
Crowd is having a rampage of their own!
As C.B.A. nears the top, Hogan runs back into the ring, some of The Crowd still cheers him. Snake Eyez tells Hogan to stop, and SNAKE EYEZ THEN RUNS UP AND GRABS C.B.A. AND SNAKE ATTACKS HIM ONTO THE CANVAS!
JR: WHAT THE HELL?!
Crowd: OWWW!!!
Coach: HE JUST TURNED HIS BACK ON HIS PARTNER!
JR: IS HE JOINING nGo?
Coach: IF HE WAS JOINING, THEN WHY WOULD HE BE LEAVING?!
Snake Eyez then begins to leave, walking up the ramp. He is greeted at the top by Misguided Angel, and they do some kind of hand shake. Inside the ring, Hogan is taunting the Crowd, who is giving him a mixed reaction. Trish then sets the Ladder back up, and begins to climb IT! Hogan then begins to Hulk Up for the Crowd who is mostly booing his old foolish ass. As Cool Moody, C.B.A., and Lita lay in the ring. The Prez lay outside. Hogan is suddenly hit by Trish and the LADDER RIGHT OVER THE ROPES! "THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS STANDS UP TAUNTING THE CROWD! HE THEN GRABS THE LADDER AND BEGINS TO CLIMB...
JR: Could we have new champions?
Cool Moody gets up AND BEGINS CLIMBING TOO! THEY BOTH GET TO THE TOP AND GRAB ONE BELT! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here are your WINNERS...and The NEW WNW Tag Team Champions..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS AND COOL MOODY...THE KILLA SQUAD!
JR: KICK ASS! WELL, WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL FRIDAY AND NEXT WEDNESDAY...GOOD NIGHT!
Coach: (As the sounds fades...) JR, don't I get to say goodbye, you jacker??
...Show ends.