The first Star Wars Movie ends to about 3 people watching, then the ratings start to soar as WNW's Theme hits...When it is finished, Wednesday's Theme hits and ends as fireworks crash all over the arena. Then Coach and JR take their seats, farther away from eachother than usual, up in The Commentary Booth!
JR: (Whispering) Stupid ass Mother F*cker!
Coach: SHUT YOUR HOLE, JR!
JR: I can't wait to take out your puney ass at the Pay-Per-View!
Coach: At least I have some muscles!
Finkel: The first match tonight is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd cheers lightly...
"Hello Deli" hits as The Crowd goes wild for the beat up Cole Slaw Kid...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...the challenger...weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!
JR: The nGo kicked his can in his own deli!
"Amazing Grace" fading into The Four Horsemen Theme hits...
Finkel: Weighing in at 204 pounds...making his debut in WNW...MISGUIDED ANGEL!
Crowd boo's...
JR: This guy is weird! Look at 'em!
Coach: Shut your hole, JR! Let me do the talking, while you do the jakkin'!
JR: WHAT? WHY THE HECK DO YOU! WHY YOU LITTLE!
JR gets out of his seat, as The Crowd turns their attention to the booth, JR tackles down Coach in his seat, and they start rolling around like women, exchanging slaps!
DING! DING! DING! Most of the Crowd brings their attention back to the ring, as Misguided Angel bounces off the ropes only to be Closelined as Cole Slaw Kid tries going for the Chop and Dice, but it was too close to the ropes, and Misguided locks TCSK into the Turantula!! Ref: 1...2...3...4...Misguided lets go before he gets disqualified! Cole Slaw pulls him off the ropes and drops the elbow for the rest of Chop and Dice! Crowd cheers...Cover...1...2...Kick out by Angel! Misguided gets to his feet, only to be locked into the Cabbage Clamp! Crowd cheers. Cole Slaw is backed up into the corner, and hit in the head with Misguided's shoulder a few times. Misguided turns around, and sends a few shots to TCSK's head. He then pulls his big ass uptop!
JR: THE POWER!
Coach: Just incase you didn't figure it out yet...(Whispering) JR is gay!
JR: SHUT THE HELL UP, COACH!
Misguided Angel takes a hold of The Cole Slaw Kid, and brings the 325 pounder off the top rope to the hard canvas with a HUGE BRAINBUSTER!
Crowd: OWWW!!
JR: My God, that's gotta hurt!
Coach: Man! For once JR knows what he's talking about, stick a chair in the ring, and do that to JR and I WIN!
JR: SHUT UP, COACH!
Coach: This time I'm gonna take you down, HOLD ON FOLKS!
Coach gets out of his seat, while Misguided and TCSK lay in the ring, as The Crowd turns their attention to the luxury box Coach takes JR, and chokeslams JR RIGHT THROUGH THEIR DESK!
Crowd: Owww!
Misguided and Cole Slaw finally get to their feet.
Angel: It's time to repent, my friend!
Crowd: Booo!
Cole Slaw Kid gets to his feet, and is DDTed to the mat! Misguided jumps to the top rope, and FLIES OFF FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON OLD COLE SLAW KID! Cover...1...2...KICK OUT BY THE COLE SLAW KID!
JR: HOLY SHIT! OUR DESK IS GONE!
Coach: OUR DESK? HA! LOOK IN THE RING, DUMBASS!
Cole Slaw Kid gets to his feet, as Misguided beats the ring alittle. When The Angel turns around, he is hooked up and SMASHED DOWN FOR A SANDWICH SUPLEX, COLE SLAW KID HOLDS IT IN FOR THE COVER...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Coach: Can he pick up the win against Prez? What about this newbie, that just challenged him...What's her name?
JR: You mean Lizzy?
Coach: Yea!
JR: I ran in Prez's office when she was signed her contract...She is SCREWED! She has to fight all these HUGE GUYS!
Coach: I know a person that would "size up with her". HA HA!
JR: Who, YOU?
Coach: NO, SHIT HEAD! W.A.C.!
JR: I'll be right back...
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~The Battle Royal Commercial~~~
Coach: JR! How come you are so STUPID?
JR: YOU ARE!
Coach: Nice come back you...AHH!
JR: AHH!
Prez: Now children, if I have to come back to break up your cat-fights, it's gonna be with my nGo FRIENDS! Do you understand?
Coach: YES, SIR!
Prez: JR?
Coach: Uhh...Prez!
Prez: What, Coach?
Coach: JR wet himself again!
Prez: Dammit, JR! I can't wait till Cole replaces your ass!
~~~Short Few Commercials~~~
Finkel: The next match is scheduled for one fall...
JR: YOU STUPID...
Coach: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU...
Everyone in the arena turns their attention back up to the box, and cheers, knowing what is about to happen!
Coach: YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR HOLE, OR THE nGo IS GONNA BEAT BOTH OF US SILLY!
JR: ME, IT'S YOU THAT...
WHAM! CON-CHAIR-TOE ON BOTH OF THEM BY THE nGo!
Finkel: ...and is for The WNW Women's Championship!
Crowd cheers.
Lita's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...LITA!
Prez: Now look at that stupid bitch, and her colors of green, green, and more green!
Hogan: You got it right, brother! She is stupid, she thinks she can copy, first off, The Killa Squad's colors, then kick our asses with only one partner? HA HA!
Game: Yea, and if she ain't down with THAT, WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR HER!
nGo: SUCK IT!!!
Raven's Theme hits, as the Champion makes her way down to the squared circle...
Scooby: Prez, this Women is tough...and "Countdown" did have a point about wanting the Champions on our team...Should we ask her to join nGo?
Prez: First off, NO! Second...NO! And third...HELL NO!
Game: Why not, Prez...Scooby has a point!
Prez: Because of a lot of things, boys...and girl. Ha ha.
Game: Whatever...
DING! DING! DING!
Hogan: (In a girlish voice) I think I wet myself!
nGo: HA HA HA HAAA!!!
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool suddenly hits, and out comes the only other DX Member!
Prez: What the hell is this?
Game: Who cares!?
Punky gets into the ring and winks at Lita. Francine is asking the Ref to stop the match...she hides behind him. Punky throws The Ref out of the ring, only to be clocked over the HEAD BY THE WOMEN'S TITLE! Punky grabs Francine, and goes for the Punky Bomb, but is hit with the title TOO! DING! DING! DING!
Game: You sure about that Prez?
Prez: Yes...
Finkel: This match has been ended in a Double Disqualifacation!
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Friday Commercial~~~
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is a Tag Team Contest, scheduled for one fall!
"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube hits...
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...weighing in at a total of 519 pounds...Representing The Killa Squad, The Beast and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
The New nGo Theme hits...
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Finkel: And their opponents, representing The New Generation Outsiderz...weighing in at a total of 557 pounds, The Game, and The Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion...THE PREZ!
DING! DING! DING! The Game and "The Countdown" are in first...Daniels starts taunting the fans, so The Game runs up behind him and gives him a Diamond Cutter. He then tags in The Prez while "Countdown" is down. Prez pulls up Nick and DDT's him to the mat, then gets a quick cover...1...2...Kick out by Daniels. The Prez gets up and smacks Beast, pissing him off, The Ref holds him back, barely, as The Game and The Prez double team Flapjack "The Falldown". Game stomps on his head a few times, and runs to the apron. Cover by Prez...1...2...Kick out by "The Countdown"! Prez starts to piss off The Crowd, as "The Countdown" gets to his feet. When The Prez turns around, he recieves a Super Kick to the chin! Daniels then tags in The Beast, and lets out a sigh of relief on the other side of the ropes. The Beast gets in and The Crowd is ready to watch The Prez pay! The Prez runs at the monster, only to be Super Spinebustered to the mat! Cover...1...2...Prez barely kicks out! Beast gets to his feet and grabs Prez, and sticks him between his legs, lifts him up, and SLAMS HIS ASS TO THE MAT! Cover...1...2...The Prez sticks his foot on the ROPES! The Beast is getting mad, and Prez slowly rises back up. The Beast goes for the gold, only to have The Prez duck, and kick him in the balls as The Ref is distracted by Game! The Game tells The Ref to do his job, as The Prez tags in him, and The Beast tags in Nick Daniels...Prez and The Game throw Beast over the ropes, as Game follows. When the tired Prez turns his attention to "The Countdown", he Hurricanrana's him to the mat! "The Countdown" Nick Daniels goes uptop, and waits for Prez to get up. He then "The Countdown"'s his way to the mat, as The Prez MOVES! Prez starts laughing at him, as The Prez Snap Suplex's him to the middle of the ring. Outside, The Game is waiting for The Beast to get to his feet. When he does, The Beast is roped by the neck! THE GAME TIES UP BEAST TO THE TURNBUCKLE, AS THE PREZ SIGNALS FOR THE ELBOW! THE PREZ THROWS THE PAD INTO "COUNTDOWN"'s FACE AND STARTS "ROPING"! HE THEN ELBOWS THE SHIT OUT OF DANIELS AND GOES FOR THE COVER...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
The Camera goes to The nGo Locker Room and shows Hogan and Scooby cheering. Hogan then holds his ribs in pain...
Hogan: Whoops! Forgot that's a "no-no"!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Finkel: Here are your WINNERS...THE GAME AND THE PREZ...THE NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ!
nGo Theme hits...
The Game hands The Prez a mic, as The Beast practicly yanks off his head, trying to get out.
Prez: WELL...WELL...WELLLL!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Prez: I thought you were gonna beat me "Countdown"? HUH?! HA HA HAAA!
Crowd: ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!
Prez: I'm an asshole, eh? Well how about this! AT THE BATTLE ROYAL, COOL MOODY WANTS A MATCH, HUH? I'LL GIVE HIM ONE! THE WNW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS...ME AND THE GAME VERSUS "THE FAGDOWN" NICK BITCH-ASS AND COOL FAGATY!
Prez drops the mic, as the nGo Theme hits...
The Security finally undoes the rope around The Beast's neck as the show goes off the air...